#'the next Satuday

[somefishycat]

I just found out 5 minutes ago I'm scheduled to work tomorrow. I don't think I was even supposed to be one of the people who COULD be scheduled tomorrow because I wasn't given any notice?? My line isn't even running they're just going to have me there in case someone else calls in (which someone always calls in on a fucking Saturday aaahhh)

[witchoftomorrow]

I spent my entire academic life studying so hard for in the end when it actually matters crash and burn because I'm too exhausted

[silasopossum]

this may be the worst experience i have ever had with USPS. they have been stringing me along for over a week now and wasted a collective 3 hours of my time SO FAR (plus a day of me waiting at my house for a delivery that never came instead of oging to the grocery store like i usually do on saturdays) and now theyre trying to waste even more. silas is IN MY CITY and they keep telling me "oh were gonna send him out right now!" then they dont do it. then they call me. then icall them back. then they try to lie to me and tell me that actually nobody called me and i probably have the wrong number. what the fuck??? i was told 3 times by 3 different people he would be shipped out to me TODAY. he is not fucking here. i try to pick him up in person? he is "misplaced" and they cant find him and i should wait and maybe i will eventually get him redelivered to my residence so i dont have to waste hours on public transit.

[yeahxsurexokay13]

anything but the truth, lando norris

summary: the lead up to the british gp was already chaotic, then y/n's best friend has to interview her f1 driver ex (and yn asks her to tell him a white lie) [influencer!reader]

warnings: like three typos, two swear words, a mason mount mention if you squint and no happy ending ):

inspired by sophia scott's song 'anything but the truth'!

y/n.y/l ✓

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y/n.y/l definitely not fucking hot where i’m posting this from 👍🏼

👤 friend1, friend2

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friend1 YOU'RE fucking hot 🪭🪭🪭 ♥︎ by author

y/n.y/l 💋

user6 here before lando

user8 babe........ lando hasn't been here in WEEKS and i don't think he's coming back 🤡

user4 I know y’all love drama but assuming they broke up because of no interactions in two weeks is actually wild 😭 let them breathe

user8 it’s been dead silent from both sides. no likes, no tags, nothing since barcelona... something’s definitely up lol

user11 guess lando can finally focus on winning the wdc without distractions 👏

friend2 we should've brought that sunshine back home 🌞 ♥︎ by author

user14 she’s finally free from the mcdrama!!!! 😩

user1 So she’s not in Portugal anymore??? 👀

user5 she wouldn’t be back for silverstone would she?? 👀

user1 I’m holding on to delulu

user7 not to be dramatic but if she’s not at silverstone i will throw myself into the paddock gates

user15 the 'oh so perfect' couple didn’t even last. shocking.

jasmineharper ✓ this is what fomo looks like 😮‍💨

y/n.y/l ✓ 🥺 we missed you, reporter barbie!!!

user10 she's vibing and staying hydrated!

user12 maybe she just wants a break from the grid and from being "lando’s gf" every time she posts?? radical idea

user13 absolutely stunning!! hope you had a good holiday 💖

user2 how are u cold in july what’s going on girl 😭

user3 it's like 18°C in the uk right now lol

user9 girlhood healing summer arc unlocked. he fumbled and we move.

user16 why are people still hating on her even after the alleged break up?? omg seriously. you lot got what u wanted leave! the! girl! alone!

4 July 2024

Friday, July 5

Satuday, July 5

lando's phone:

Sunday, July 7

landonorris ✓

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landonorris Silverstone I love you, so many incredible fans out there ❤️ Congrats on the win @.lewishamilton, we’ll review, do better and come get you next time 😜

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user1 and Silverstone love YOU❤️

user2 OH MY 444 HEART

user3 Love u love u love u!!!

maxfewtrell ✓ Proper job this weekend brother 🔥

user4 Aww❤️

user5 how about reviewing the lack of a certain someone in the paddock today?

user6 your time will come soon Lando🧡🧡🧡

pietra.pilao 🙌

user9 silverstone would have been SO much more perfect if y/n was there with you 😭😭😭

user8 another podium in the bag 🧡

7 July 2024

next part

[trinabreakingdown]

little sneak peak of what’s coming up

bot drop coming next satuday I think!!

[alealuvshayden]

Stephen Glass - FLUFF

Stephen Glass x reader

𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮

Stephen has always been a very sweet co-worker. He oddly knew everything about you. You didnt think much about it, since he was kind of a nerd you assumed he was just a good listener. Stephen always had the best stories and in your opinion, was the greatest journalist in the building.

Stephen was very close with Caitlin and Amy. They were his two girl best friends. That didnt sit right with you. Even though you had nothing to do with Stephen you got jealous. Fuming actually.

⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴

It was break time and Stephen came to the cafeteria. He came and sat by you. You look up as he puts his lunch on the table. An apple, a sandwich and a water bottle. He brought two coffee‘s with him.

„Here you go, cupcake.“ Stephen put the coffee in front of you.

You look down at it and trail your eyes back up at him. „i dont like coffee, Stevie.“

Stephen‘s eyes widened. He shouldve known that. After all he knew your every move because of Amy and Caitlin. But you didnt have to know that. The two girls were playing cupid with the both of you. Trying to get you to like Stephen, since Stephen thought you didnt like him. You made it very subtle and it had him confused.

„You dont like coffee..? Uh.. shouldve known that, sorry, cupcake.“

You just nod and continue eating your food. Took a sip of your pink redbull and bit into your sandwich.

„Want something else? I can grab you something from the store down the street?“ Stephen asked, he really was desperate and you were too oblivious to realize it.

„Nah thanks, Stevie.“ You answered.

Could you both be more stupid?

This was straight out of a movie, two lovebirds not realizing they like each other.

Amy and Caitlin entered the cafeteria and sat by you.

„Hi you two cuties!“ Amy spoke.

Caitlin sat next to Stephen, nudging him to get to talk to you. He was a nervous wreck. Pathetic really.

„y/n you coming to the New Years party this saturday? The whole office is invited. Cant miss it.“ Amy asked you softly. The two girls wanted to set you up with Stephen for the New Years kiss.

„I‘ll think about it.. my parents are probably not visiting so.. i might make and appearance..“ You answered her and continued your lunch.

Caitlin raised her brows at Stephen and whispered. „That‘s a good sign Steve.“

Stephen swallowed the lump in his throat and nodded at Caitlin. You looked at them whispering around and got jealous. You got up and left to eat lunch in your office, by yourself, out of sight from everyone.

⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴

The week seemed to go by slowly. The office was having a stressful week as well, the time before New Year‘s was the worst. With Christmas being there too and all, you had to write lots of articles.

Stephen came by your office on friday. „Hey, y/n.. just came to ask if you‘re coming tomorrow..? For New Years? I‘d hate if you‘d have to spend it alone.“

You look up at him, at this point you couldnt really say no, no one else had invited you except your office, and no one liked to spend New Years alone.

„I‘ll be there, Stevie.“ You answer with a smile on your face.

„Great! I‘ll see you tomorrow! Bye, cupcake!“ Stephen rushed out of your office to break the news to Amy and Caitlin and they were thrilled for Stephen.

⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴

Satuday came around and you decided to get ready after you had lunch. You straightened your hair perfectly so it wouldnt move after the whole night. Your makeup stayed flawless and you looked way different than when you were in the office.

Now for the outfit you thought long and hard.. Then you decided. You wore a structured, fitted black corset top that accentuates your waist. A black ruffled maxi skirt, the skirt was a flowing skirt with ruffles at the hem. Metta black high heels with thin straps that wrapped around the ankles. A black handbag that was small, structured handbag with a gold logo of Yves Saint Laurent. A delicate gold necklace and bracelet featuring clover motifs, and gold teardrop earrings. And of course, a fuzzy black coat on top.

At 4:30 PM you made your way to your Boss‘s House since the party took place there. When you arrived Caitlin and Amy greeted you. You wanted to be early to help with decorating. Stephen wasnt there yet. You hang your coat up and put your purse down on a table. Everyone was dressed elegantly, luckily you fit that too. Worried you had been overdressed.

The three of you girls spent time decorating everything, preparing dinner, drinks and games. Soon enough the men Stephen, Charles and Adam came Stephen‘s eyes landed directly at you, admiring your outfit.

Stephen wore a black half-zip Ralph Lauren sweater. A pair of black Alessandro Toscani trousers. A simple silver Alessandro Toscani necklace with a rectangular pendant. A silver Fossil watch with a black face. A black Tom Ford crocodile-embossed wallet. A pair of black Loro Piana sneakers with white soles.

Amy had asked you beforehand what you were wearing and reported it back to Stephen so he could match you. You guys were really a match made in heaven, but both too stupid to realize.

As the night went on everyone got drunk. Everyone was dancing and listening to music, the house got more full with other employees.

„Stephen you HAVE to kiss her at New Years! C‘mon dont be a pussy!“ Caitlin cheered him on. „I-i‘ll even arrange it for you! Dont worry your dumb head about it, just stay with her at Countdown and then kiss her ok?!!!?“

Stephen was overwhelmed but he couldnt turn this down, he wanted to kiss you so bad and here he had a free pass to do so, so he simply nodded in agreement.

Caitlin approached you and said. „y/n!! y/n!! Stephen wants to kiss you at countdown!! Can you believe it! You have to to it y/n!! Cant turn that nerd down!!

You were surprised, didnt Stephen wanna kiss Amy or Caitlin? „Really? He wants to kiss me? You sure you heard that right, Cate?“

Caitlin nodded eagerly. „Im sure, Im sure!! I promise!“

Reluctantly you agreed, thinking it was some kind of prank they were playing on you.

⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴

Stephen approached you at about 11:27 PM.. exactly. You were nervous and so was he. „Hey, cupcake.. Glad you made it alright.“

„Hi Stevie…“ You smiled and blushed so bad. It was embarassing.

„You liking the party so far?“ Stephen tried small talk. Neither of you were good at small talk.

„Mhm.. its good. I like it. So uhm.. how long are you planning to stay..?“ You ask him curiously.

„As long as you stay.“ Stephen blurted out. Embarassed he looked away from you.

You both awkwardly just stood there. Amy and Caitlin watching you. It was hard on the eyes, watching the both of you. Amy decided to push Stephen into you, or push you.. either way they had to do something.

That‘s when Amy quickly made her way across the room, rushing over to some guy or whatever. She bumped into you and you tripped, Stephen caught you in his arms and held you steadily.

„Oh shit my bad y‘all!“ Amy laughed out.

Stephen continued to hold you. „You okay, cupcake?“

„M-mhm.. sorry..“ you mumble quietly.

⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴

The rest of the time stephen continued to hold you as you slow danced to music, it was enjoyable and the nervousness seemed to fade away.

Then came the countdown everyone was waiting for. „10! 9! 8!“ everyone shouted and Stephen continued holding you close. You wrapped your arms around him. You both chanted along with everyone.

„4! 3! 2! 1!!! HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!!“ Everyone screamed and Stephen leaned in to kiss you. You kissed him back, you couldnt believe this was real and Stephen couldnt believe he had the courage to do such a thing.

After a long kiss you both pulled away breathlessly, staring into each others eyes with nothing but love and affection.

„Happy New Years, cupcake…“ Stephen said, that dude was as red as a tomato!

„Happy New Years, Stevie..“ You leaned in and rested your head on his chest, his arms still wrapped around your waist as he held you softly.

Everyone „awwwwed“ at the sight. You both were way too cute.

⋆♡⸝⸝💌⊹。°˖➴

The rest of the night was spent with everyone dancing and having fun and Stephen escorted you home safely.

„Thanks, Stevie. I had a great time..“ you smile softly at him.

He smiled back at you with adoration in his eyes.

„See you on Monday?“ he asked.

„Yeah.. I‘ll see you on Monday..“ you smile..

Stephen leaned in for the last time and kissed you good night. You watched as he drove away and slowly close the door to your house.

oh my damn this was the longest thing i ever wrote wow. PT 2 COMING SOON! might make this a series cuz why not. i cant feed yall and then leave it at THIS.

divider: @uzmacchiato

taglist: @divineani @ysrjune @bxbyysstuff @mvst4far @madsluvsdilfs @hearts4sammonroe

[knuppitalism-with-ue]

10 formation streams so far!

What was your favorite so far, what would you like to see in the future? Next one will the Paja formation, next Satuday.

[bbunisre]

02: A NEIGHBOUR, A COOKIE, A PARTY INVITE

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𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐍𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑 /// ༊*·˚ utahime gets a new neighbour in her apartment complex who is loud, obnoxious (you) and, seems to have no perception of the type of person they are. this annoys utahime and causes quite a few debacles between the two of you whilst you start falling for her. will utahime stop seeing you as anything more than just an irresponsible young adult or will the hostile neighbourly tension perpetuate?

WC / WARNINGS ༊*·˚ 579, none

after sending shoko and meimei off to anobliging nanami, utahime finally trudges to her home in sheer exhaustion as she lands on her spongy couch. her body aches throughout because of the girls night―not that it wasn't fun, it was anything but that but she isn't usually one for social gatherings. it exhausted her easily. she normally spent her satudays chilling on the couch, talking to her plants (which she considers a social interaction) and beginning to mentally prepare for another big week at kyoto jujutsu high.

although the kids at kjh adored her so, she still needs to prepare herself for the frequent arguing and todo slander she would need to break off.

so, imagine her surprise when she finally moulds into the material of the sofa and she hears a knock on the door.

had shoko or mei forgotten something?

utahime gets up and makes her way to the door and opens it.

it wasn't shoko or mei.

a new face stares up at her with a smile with a plate of cookies in her hands.

"hiya," the girl greets.

utahime hadn't opened the door all the way, only enough for her face to fit through, hesitant of this stranger. although, she had an inkling on who she might be.

"i'm y/n, i just moved in next door to yuri's place! so sorry about the noise, i didn't have any other time to book in the move except at six in the morning. it must've been really annoying!"

utahime is stunned.

how did she say all of that in one breath?

"no worries," utahime replies, slowly pushing the door open, "i'm utahime..."

she doesn't know how to continue.

"it's nice to meet you, utahime! i brought you these cookies! i know it's supposed to be the other way around since i'm new and all, but yuri told me you were a kind neighbour and patient with her and her, well, problems."

y/n hands the cookies over to utahime who reluctantly takes it. she doesn't like sweets, maybe she'll give them to nanami as a 'thank you' gesture for driving shoko and meimei―the man loved his sweets.

"thank you. yuri is a lovely woman, she always helped me out when i needed it. how is she doing? with the divorce and all?"

y/n sighs, knitting her eyebrows together, "she's alright. had to take time off of work to figure things out but she'll work through it, she's strong like that..."

"i see. could you tell her i sent my condolences?"

"i will. anyways, i'm throwing a party tomorrow night. please feel free to come on over!" another bright smile encounters the girl's face.

a party? in this apartment complex? that was by far the most ridiculous thing utahime's heard.

the complex in which she lives in isn't one for parties, especially since most of the residents are old retired people, spending their last days in a peaceful environment away from the noisy city. utahime picked this place because of its serene nature and kind neighbours. she didn't want to be involved in...whatever y/n's about to do.

"oh...i'm not really a party person." utahime tries to laugh, "but thank you."

y/n never stops smiling, utahime kind of appreciated that about her. she seems so young and carefree.

"no problem, but if you do feel like it, the door's always open! i've got to go to work now. i hope i'll see you around, utahime!"

"yeah, thanks."

utahime closes the door.

TAGLIST ༊*·˚ lmk if u wanna be in it!

[bastardtrait]

right so, for whatever reason I didn't take a single picture of her before now, but Bridget had a sister, Angela Naismith. she was central to a DIFFERENT next generation plot I was working with. that all changed for reasons. but I figure she's still a little relevant so here she is. (shrug)

transcript:

[SFX: Fire crackling, chattering] ANGELA: So, so, get this right. Wolfgang. He asks me if I wanna go to the Safety Pinz show on Satuday. SHAW: Ewww. What a weirdo.

ANGELA: Okay, yes, I know, but hear me out-- SHAW: Angela. ANGELA: It's the Safety Pinz! They're so freaking cool, and who else comes to fucking Copperdale to play?! SHAW: So you're gonna let Wolfgang ask you out? Dude, he's three grades above. He's practically a capital 'P' predator.

ANGELA: You're sooo gonna change your mind when I've got a picture with Jake Christo. SHAW: I'd be worried about the showers you'll have to take after Wolfgang Munch is all over you for like, an hour. (shudder)

[xmothbrothx]

A Dance With Death: A Folly x Reader fic

The first chapter has been released! Expect updates to appear every satuday and wednesday for the next few weeks. Stay tuned!

[sublimesublemon]

i had an experience this evening that i can only call "too funny:"

My car is in the shop, has been for a day or two. I get a call today saying it's ready, but I work past when the shop is open, and do until Satuday, a day the shop is not open. I need the car on Sunday. You see my dilemma.

But the person on the phone from the shop tells me that I can pay over the phone, and they'll just leave my car and key at the towing place right next door. They ask me what time I expect to be there for my car. I assume there's some kind of pick-up schedule set or some such.

I get off work, It is pouring rain outside. I walk the ten minutes to the train station, ride the half-hour commute, and then walk fifteen minutes to the towing place next door to the auto shop that fixed my car. On the walk to the door of the towing place, I even pass my car in the parking lot. I also was within a small variance of the time I expected to be there to pick up my car.

So I go into the towing place, and go up to the window, and a woman behind the desk asks, "Here for your car?" I think, how wonderful! They were expecting me - and I am nearly right on time. The woman asks what my license plate number is. I assume this is some kind of proof of self, which is kind of silly because I can see the car if I look to the right, in the parking lot of the auto shop next door. I say as much: "Uhhh, I don't know off the top of my head... I see my car right there, can I go over and look, or is that cheating?" I chuckle. The woman does not. "What kind of car is it?" the woman asks. A 2003 Honda Element, I reply. There is some typing, a furrowed brow. Color? Orange. Honda Element? Yep; it' that one right there (I point to it, in the parking lot of the auto shop next door).

The woman looks a little exhasperated. There i more typing. I offer to show her my ID, if that would help speed things along. She says it won't - which makes sense, I think to myself, as I didn't offer it when I dropped the car off in the first place. After a significant amount of more typing, the woman stops, and tells me, "Look, we only towed two cars today, and neither of them--" I think she's about to continue, but I cannot help but burst out laughing, in the lobby of the towing place beside the auto shop where my car was fixed and left. I simply had not even considered that I was, in fact, in a towing place. I say, "We're having the wrong conversation! You didn't tow my car, the place next door fixed it." A similar dawning look of realization struck the woman, who then also began laughing. She asks me my name, and does not ask what make and model my car is, as I'm sure she has it devoted to memory at this point, and then hands me my keys and turns around to finish whatever I had interrupted by coming inside.

Too funny.

[serenhob]

It's so weird to look back at my life a year or two ago because it's so different.

A year ago I could function on 4 hours of sleep, now if I have less than 8 it sets off a chain reaction and suddenly I can't get out of bed.

Two years ago I could run. Now I can't even walk without my cane.

A year ago I went on walks with my friend every Satuday and we'd be out for like 5 hours. Now I can barely go into town without spending the next week in pain.

Two years ago I went on hikes and long bike rides. I can't do that anymore.

A year ago I went ice skating. It was a bit painful but I whizzed around the ice for two hours. Now I can barely walk.

Two years ago my GP told me I probably just sprained my ankle and to stay off it for a bit. In a week I'm going to a hospital so they can check my nerves. I'm getting help.

There are things I can still do that I love. But it's still hard for me to see how I have deteriorated.

I think the thing I am the most glad about is how I quit doing Ballet when I was 5 cause I can't imagine how devastating that would be, to have any kind of sport really that I dedicated that much time to just gone.

[dani-ya-dig]

Summit spoilers friends!

WHOOO DARLIN AND ALEXIS TALKING ABOUT DARLIN “joining the family” REALLY MAKES ME WONDER IF I SHOULD POST SOMETHING IVE GOT IN MY DRAFTS.

also WHEN THE FUCK IS THE NEXT PART COMING OUT??? TMRW?? SATUDAY?? NEXT WEEK?? I NEED RESOLUTION

[niallhoranhasthat1thing]

my dog is turning 11 next satuday and I've been such an emotional wreck the past 2 months over it like I'm just so scared for when that eventual day comes

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

I'm going to try to be on tomorrow night! If not, then Satuday for sure. (Both? Maybe. I need to finish the next chapter)

Anyway, feel free to send asks for day/night five of the hunting trip! I also want to make a note that some of the hijinks and events that happen here during the trip won't happen/won't be the same in the final chapter. Just wanted to let you all know!

[sarayoon]

— SETTING: a class at the community center ; satuday morning — AVAILABILITY: closed starter for HANK BRAMSON | ( @hxnkbrxmson )

Sara bit her bottom lip as she looked around. Most people there seemed like they were half her age—okay, maybe she was exaggerating, but none of them looked older than twenty-five, and here she was, thirty-three and counting, just trying to find her place in the world, while also doing her best to fix things around the house whenever they broke. It wasn't like they were lacking money, but why hire someone to do it, when you could do it, yourself?

Someone else there caught her attention, as he too, didn't look as young as the others, so maybe she thought it would be best to partner up with him?

"Hey. Um... mind if I sit here?" She motioned to the empty seat next to the man. "I just don't feel like being judged by someone ten years younger than me for not doing things right." She chuckled softly, brushing a strand of hair behind her ear, then offered her hand. "I'm Sara."