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batarangsoundsdumb · 4 years ago

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dick grayson never became a cop but instead played an officer on a copaganda show because bruce said "you'll never get anywhere in life if you don't go to college" and he decided to try and win a primetime emmy in retaliation

#(he doesn't win the emmy)#he gets like moderately famous for being in that one cop show and sometimes guest stars in other cool prime time shows #until one day somebody points out that 'wait a minute that's bruce wayne's son isn't it?'#and he's like 'no me and bruce wayne's son just have the same name it's a common mistake'#'no its a common mistake my little brother tim is not the same guy as timothy drake ceo of wayne enterprises'#'no my brother jay is not jason todd there's this one big difference in that jason todd is dead and my brother jay is evidently not'#'nah this isn't damian wayne im just babysitting'#'duke thomas who? i only know a thomas duke'#'cass cain no that's not a familiar name this is my bodyguard'#dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #dcu #nightwing #batman #batfam #batfamily

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