#'i will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence'

[kikithefox231]

IM WHEEZING-

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[estradioltone]

TRANSCRIPT (typos are intentional)

Kevin-

I believe that I relebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of Novermber. I

unfortunately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all. Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes. please sir I workled very hard and thouught I would be abel to finish it on timme by my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey. If you say no then that is okay but I would be sad and I would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even though our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye

This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[sparkylurkdragon]

[Image descriptions: Two emails. All typos have been transcribed verbatim.

Image one: Email reads,

“Kevin,

I believe that I reimebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classes for you to look at over before we turn them in cColin if we get them to you by the 22nd of November. I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thinmk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all. Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes. please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey. If you  say no then that is okay but i would be sad and I would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and  i will buy you expo markers that work (even though our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye”

Image two: An email from Kevin Patton to Abby Jo. Email reads,

“Hi Abby,

This email was, uh, a bit unorthodox. Should I assume that this is the result of some of those wisdom teeth meds? :)

As it stands, I actually said the date to get me a draft of you paper is the 28th, so you have another week. You’ve got time!”

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This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

[grantwilson]

[Image description: a screenshot of a tweet from Abby Jo Hamele (@/jabbyo3). The tweet reads, "I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD".

Attached is a screenshot of an email, which reads:

"Kevin-

I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classsss for you to look at over before we turn them in to cColin if we got them to you by the 22nd of November. I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all. Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes. please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey. If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyyy lik e it if you said yes. Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkard silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye"

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This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.