#'i wanna fuck the ones i envy'

[peacockrulz]

N tries to tell another joke (gone wrong)

Sequel to This

[harbingersecho]

i risk my life just to exist in this world. i'm not someone you can mess with.

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

has this been done yet

[spitblaze]

Yknow the farther out from BG3's initial launch we get the less interested I am in Astarion as a romance option. Like I know, what the fuck, I'm a Therion stan I should be In Love with this morally ambiguous thief twink but he's just not my type I don't think lol. I'm still fully here for Wyll and Karlach and Halsin and am still fucking mad about how dirty they did Wyll. They didn't even give him a sex scene. What the fuck

[redwayfarers]

nika & romance

thinking abt that alia + romance thing @lavampira did and as it would seem that today is nika romance day (since it's all i can think about) so i'm taking inspo, i hope you don't mind <3

silvairre

minor crush back when he was in gridania. nothing truly exceptional. they're not really in contact anymore, although they bump shoulders sometimes.

minfilia

first love. when nika first joined the scions, he was largely aimless, aside from wanting new materials for his songs; minfilia gave him a sense of purpose, even if the key part - part where he too deeply cares for eorzea and does this out of selflessness - didn't really show up. they became friends, and eventually nika fell in love, though minfilia never really returned his feelings. instead, he was glad to simply serve wherever she sent him, and that was enough. her happiness was enough. unfortunately, by the end, nika started feeling used, yet nurtured his love for her for long enough to swallow his feelings on the matter.

his feelings may have even become more intense simply because he knew, deep down, that he had no chances with her. he never tried anything, never bothered her about it, it just floated unresolved for years before her death. she's still a sore spot, and he isn't really sure whether he will ever entirely finish grieving for her, even if he allows himself some measure of anger she left behind. but hey, what is grief if not love persevering? there is no world in which nika does not love minfilia, in whatever capacity.

lyse

a small crush that would have been if there wasn't artoirel. a love that would've gone very sour, very quickly. best left at a single hookup.

artoirel

another case of nika catching feelings for someone he can't, initially, have. nika's equal in a lot of respects; honest to a fault, not very nice, competent yet reserved. nika doesn't begrudge artoirel for trying to get him killed at first. there's a lot of ease in accepting each other, faults and good qualities, between them. artoirel, thus, began to feel like a certain safety. they bonded greatly over their shared love of music and their shared grief for haurchefant. artoirel doesn't ask anything of nika the same way minfilia did, nor does nika himself look for a superior, even though artoirel outranks him by far. to him, artoirel's rank isn't something that matters all that much, just as nika's status as the warrior of light doesn't matter to artoirel after a while.

instead, what they end up being for each other is a partner and an equal, because brothers doesn't quite cut it. it's the one place in this star where nika doesn't have to be the warrior of light, where he can simply be himself, and vice versa, where artoirel isn't the count de fortemps. they're just two guys of equal yet opposite vibes, and at some point, they allied to try and make sense of their respective lots in life. sense is nowhere in sight, but they're too bound together to undo that alliance now. at least they have each other's company on the road.

[ozlices]

im like sincerely so sorry bc my most shameful flaw is that envy is one of my favorite characters in the entirety of fma which is like. listen it's genuinely irredeemable but she knew exactly what she was doing when she made envy the pinnacle of gender envy bc my non-binary ass is NOT immune to feeling the gender envy to the highest degree for that little freak

[yardiganbear]

[thisispoggers]

Damn where did this fandom go

Also McCool is my fave along with Jimmy, Gina and Cheech

I like Cheech cuz of the one-liners btw everyone else is explanatory

[daincrediblegg]

Unpopular opinion, mostly a joke: if Crozier just bit the bullet and fucked the rat man, there's a 50/50 chance that the result would either be fixing everything and thus sating Hickey's desperate need for approval, or making everything unfathomably, cataclysmically, world-endingly worse. And it IS 50/50. A coin toss.

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

Look. I’ve been around the horn. I’ve seen some fics. Being a violent Crozier enjoyer and deeply concerned about the mental state that could provoke such a decision in him, I can’t condone. And tbh I remain fully convinced that hickey’s little puppy sickness can’t be fucked out even by the daddiest of daddies (which by my own unpopular opinion crozier isn’t quite that. He’s had his moments sure but that’s not the whole of him and honestly I think he’d puke if anyone ever called him that). But I think the souls who explore that in fic are very brave and I wish much prozac upon them in their future.

[depvotee]

i will not stand green team in my house. i swear to god.

[stephaniedola]

when am i gonna stop fuckin the men i wanna look like

[hellofriendhawke]

something people don't understand about me being bisexual is like of course I like cute girls but i also like nasty old men and evil blood soaked women and silly fellas and fucked up shitty guys (gender neutral) and also weirdo lil dudes (also gender neutral)

[envy-the-green-bitch]

Feelin' hot as fuck today

[holyheart]

HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!!!!!

[xx-psych0-rabbit-xx]

🔥💎🌠🏘️ :-]

HI TED TY

🔥how many special interests do you have at the moment?

dracula and arthuriana! arthurianas going into its second year anniversary while draculas heading for its first (i may start labeling my dracula fixation as a gothic literature special interest depending how frankenstein j&h and dorian gray go lol)

💎when and how did you discover your special interest?

arthuriana-had an oc named after mordred for funsies, tried looking into actual mor for oc basis purposes, fell into rabbit hole instead of paying attention to class

dracula-was reading casually and then renfield got introduced next

🌠whats a past special interest?

pokemon digimon barbie and whatever gorey anime youtube would recommend me were some kindergarten and elementary icons lol

🏘️what was your first special interest you can remembered?

either hello kitty or ppg cuz i have photos of very early birthday parties for those! tho i remember watching pokemon before i was even going to school lol

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

@teddybeartoji @staryukis @dollsuguru @neptuneblue

matching <3