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#'hey guess what boss#i might be allergic to banana flavoring#<- said while eating banana candy'#best of luck to you and your immune system#(Also the 'boss' thing spreading is very funny. I feel like a Tesco bargin-bin supervillain)#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: welp#submission#now with added caption
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wasnt sposed to work today but theres been like. weird shit happenin w the higher ups who r in charge of my employment. where like one person from the board is tellin my boss to cut my hours back, but then another member was volunteering today n when she saw i wasnt in she demanded my boss call me in anyways. n its really fucking stupid but it is Very very funny
#was gonna write like crazy today n i am upset bout that#but its funny so that makes up#the chick who demanded i come in was like i need egg here. n my boss called#me n said hey she wants ur help i guess idk for what ask her when u get here#n i got here n she was like. can you bring me this box of purses. thanks. n hasnt needed me since#n my boss is so exasperated. she was like well if the other board members take issue w u working its on here#*her#n i am delighted. i hope they fight.
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Okay, can someone in the know fill me in on the secret code word other people use in offline conversation that lets the other person know to take you seriously? There has to be some word or insider phrase I am missing because this is the fourth or fifth time in less than a week this has happened. I either go "I don't know how to do this" or "this thing is broken" and every time the person I am talking to is just "yeah, it's fine, whatever, just do it." And then I point out again "but I don't know how to do this/but it's broken!" Which is followed by "yeah, sure, just do it!" And then I do, it all goes horribly wrong and then that person is like "oh wow, how could this happen?!" Gee, if only someone warned you!
Like my dad tells me to get new insurance and to do it now. I say I would rather fill the stuff out at home with him so I know I am doing it right. But he says "no, there is no time, do it now!" And I say "but I don't know how to do it!" But he gives me no choice, I blunder through it and lo and behold hours later he says "well you made sure you picked the full coverage and got a reasonable deductible for your comprehensive, right?" And it turns out NO, I did it all wrong and he gets mad at me and is like "how did you screw this up!?" I don't know, maybe because I told you I didn't know what to do! (Which makes this extra frustrating is that my parents typically act like I am the dumbest human being alive, and that I don't know the basics in keeping myself alive, yet in moments like this they suddenly assume I know precisely what to do).
Just ranting at this point, but I do not understand how so many people I work with or deal with in life just completely ignore when I bring up these points, and then act so surprised when things go bad. Like what do I need to add to my speech to convey that "hey this thing is broken and I am worried about it" that would let people know that I mean "hey this thing is broken and I am worried about it?"
#Me: hey boss this machine keeps breaking#Boss: but it is working now so I don't know what your problem is#Me: "But it keeps breaking like it did yesterday and the day before that. Shouldn't we do something about it?#Boss: But look it is working fine just keep doing your job!#And guess what broke again?#rant
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#tw vent i guess??#came here just to post smth that i'm most probably gonna delete later then leave#but aughhhh last week has been SO bad i really really needed to get it off my chest#had the final boss of a sick victorian child episode for like two weeks AND tons of college stuff to do-#-AND a test on a subject that i'm horrible at (and that i'm gonna fail fs)#AND i was supposed to get a septum which is something that i'd been looking forward to for literal YEARS#but upon telling my parents about it (cause they're kinda strict and ig they would like to know) i changed my mind#cause my mom took it SO personally.... like it was HER face not mine?🤨 but hey!#and although i had the decency to at the very least let her know that i was getting a piercing (which wasn't necessary for me to do but-#-i did it anyway out of consideration for her)#she has the fucking SPINE to tell me how i could do whatever the fuck i wanted if i cared more about getting it than about her opinion-#-but she would always think it was disgusting and that i had no right to get angry at her if she didn't look me in the face or#wanted to walk or be with me cause it'd make her embarrassed to be with me in public if i had that shit on my face.#and it hurts a lot not just bc of the fuckass piercing. but bc my parents (esp my mom) always react like this whenever i make a little-#-change on my appearanceor cut my hair or buy oversized clothes or whateverand like#if she's gonna be soooo hurt when i get a tiny piece of metal on my face. how is she gonna react when i tell her i want to get tattoos.#start taking hormones. change my name. get top and bottom surgery. be completely changed physically.#is she gonna die is the world gonna end. is she just going to stop talking to me forever.#because a piercing is not just a decoration. to me right now it's an extension of the changes i want to undergo on my body.#it's a step forward to looking the way i want too look#so a rejection to any change i do on my body feels like an indirect rejection to be being trans. and the fact that they're unaware of#just how deep their rejection cuts (bc i'm not out) makes me even angrier at them.#and upon the realization that if i ever came out to my mom (and the rest of my family too tbh) she would react *exactly* like this.#well. i did not take that very well.#wasn't very demure of her to say all that. not very mindful not very cutesy :/#also been sh-ing more bc if this and ughhh what a shit week. hope this one's better#also. i decided i'm still gonna get a septum this year. don't know when but fuck all that. it's gonna bother them all the same#no matter what time of the year i get it done. or if i do it in a year or two or five. so who gives a shit.#anyway. gonna delete later probably#📎
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since nobody in my real life cares or has asked: i got a temporary position at my job which means i’ll get to be there an additional six weeks at LEAST! 🙏
#guess who gets to work with his bestie another month and a half 🥳🎉#i asked my boss a few weeks ago like hey could i maybe stay an extra Week#and then he was like. i’ve been talking with the ceo. would you be interested in further employment#and i was like YEAH! OBVIOUSLY#then they were like okay well tell you on friday#and i got offered the position :))))) i’m so fucking EXCITEDDDDD#i don’t know precisely what it’s gonna look like yet since we need to have an informal interview and stuff next week#but i’m super excited abt it and very happy with myself#yayyyy
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i just think it's so funny that when *i* lash out and start bitching *about* management to my coworkers because of a stressful day at work, i get pulled into the office to discuss my attitude, but when a manager lashes out and bitches *at me* because of a stressful work day, i get a halfassed "oh sorry, but-" and i'm expected to roll over and take it.
#ace rambles#negative//#boss prompted us to stop talking and keep it moving. okay sure whatever.#i lightheartedly asked what the rush was because we were almost done for the day#boss immediately snaps and starts yelling about how she's been busting her ass and hasn't gone to lunch yet#and she's ''not gonna watch four people stand and talk'' while she busts her ass#we were standing there for maybe thirty seconds. i didn't put you in that fucking situation girl#you're flying off the handle at the wrong guy#and i just know that if i had lashed out like that at her it would have at BEST been another ''conversation''#and more likely i would have been written up#i guess it's just another reminder that she's my boss. not my friend.#because if she were my FRIEND i would have been able to explain to her that that was incredibly hurtful#and that it really could have been just a minor issue at most#but i can't exactly look my boss in the eye and say ''hey you major overrracted and really hurt my feelings''#i've tried it with other managers and it doesn't end well#and look. i'm no stranger to getting frustrated and losing my cool.#it's a thing i'm actively trying to get better about but i'm big enough to admit that i have a long way to go.#the fact that she yelled at me isn't even what's bothering me#it's mostly the fact that i did not get a real apology and i really doubt i will.#and if i try and bring it up tomorrow or later then *i'm* going to look like the one who's overreacting and can't let it go#which tbh i probably maybe am?#i think i'm probably being stupid but i have a bad history with yelling and anger#which i don't need to get into you guys know the origin story already#whatever man#i want to cry but i'm in public still
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Stomach and back feel like shit, but I don't wanna call off work
not cuz I wanna go, mind you, the phone calls just always feel awkward
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Yknow, the fact that Matsushige looks like a knock-off Sohei Dojima probably really didn’t help matters did it
#smol speaks#akira nishikiyama#yes he's getting tagged because I Am Once Again Thinking About Him#specifically I'm trying to write a dumb lil fic and I'm rewatching his downfall to remind myself what his fuckin office looks like#it's here i must be honest: i made a 'smash or pass' style tierlist when i was only like halfway through playing 0#so i Did Not Recognise Dojima On The List. i honest to god thought it was Matsushige at first glance#i was like 'ah fuck guess he's in 0 too at some point?' and because the tier list had EVERY Yakuza character they were all very small#but also it's just a sea of faces most of which I Don't Recognise. so i think Dojima isn't even on that list gvbhnjkmvfgbhnjkm#he's not even on the I Am Going To Beat You To Death tier cause i didnt know who he was!!!! fuck you Dojima!!!#THAT'S your impact on me i couldnt even RECOGNISE you!!!! fucker!!!! but yeah that is my confession#i should redo that tier list when i play more of these games but i dont think many will end up on the 'would' tiers. theyre all just kinda#...eh. yknow? anyway yeah uhhhhh hey Matsushige what do you mean 'the boss knows what kind of earner [you] are'?#you mean a bitch? a big bastard who throws his weight around and doesnt respect his superiors? and he gave you to Nishiki?#he knew you were like this and gave you to Nishiki? am i hearing that right? is that correct?#god i fucking hate Kazama. Nishiki shoulda shot him twice.
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Beasties of Greenhollow soundtrack! Some tracks on this are from older projects like elphame but all of them have been reworked in some way. Most of them are entirely new. Enjoy!
#soundtrack#music#indiegamedev#Youtube#beasties of greenhollow#indiegame#chiptune#elphame#hey again gang. Another scream into the void#Things have been getting more interesting tbh#I'm starting therapy again. I have learned from this that my anxiety is in the very very high end.#And I guess the only thing that surprises me about that is that it's an abnormally high amount vs the average.#I've had more intrusive thoughts this week than in a long time. (I almost said ever but that was 2021 where they woke me up...)#It's mostly about my mistakes and ppl I've scared out of being in my life because of the actions based on my anxieties.#Like “if i could go back in time I could fix it”... girl you'd be going back in time like 100 times. At that point it's not fair lmao#I think I shouldn't talk about who I'm dating here anymore. Friends told me to stop seeing so many new people and I took that advice.#I'm exercising incredibly frequently; obsessively so. It really doesn't change much in my anxiety. I walk for like 3 hours a day.#My friend group is... difficult. One of us had a falling out with another and the dynamic is just so awkward for me now.#it just seems like everyone else has moved past it though but I still miss him. I don't think this can be reversed#we used to talk on my stream and play digimon cards n jackbox and d&d... But now they're only interested in d&d which I don't love#For god's sake I've published a game and moved to a nice new place. why aren't I happy hahahaha#work is no longer enjoyable since BoG was publised. our new project is in an iffy category but it's not my place to argue#I want to write music and animate but I have to do my hours for this new project before I can do anything like that...#I ended up siding with my current boss in that ethical dilemma I posted about and rn idk if that was the right decision.#Okay what can i talk about that's good? We moved to a nice place. I'm celebrating BoG's release with family tomorrow.#Graeme's playing Iconoclasts- one of my favourite games! He's also returning to work soon so it'll be less awkward to have a lady over#Thinking about good stuff going on just draws the mind to holidays I've had before. I treasure my memories!#Okay so I've complained for a long long time bc life doesn't feel great rn. But rest assured I already know this is 90% my fault hahaha#Oh another good thing that happened!!! My elestrals card was printed and ppl are really happy with it. I have a card in a real card game!!!#don't tell anyone but there's another one on the way. Anyway that will do for now. I'm sorry about my... self.
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First reprimand for shitty customer service <3. Well first one that wasnt just just my boss laughing and saying a local famous person accused me of stealing their wallet [left it on a shelf].
#no. not even a little bit#some shit#MANY EMOTIONS ABT IT. lol#first being not clear if this is the first actual complaint. or if ther3 were multiple complaints. which i just think is funny...#cmon man. spill the deets what they say abt meeeeee#second. my boss does have a language barrier byt more than that qlso just. seems. uncomfortable... being my boss???#like. as in. clearly tries to skirt around telling me what to do..... but vause this was clearly a pull aside talking to...#i decided to not lie when he asks. do you knoe whsy i mean?#WHAT IT BOILS DOWN TOO....#my bosses are boomers who get sad when ppl dont greet them at stores. i think. fhdhddhf. even tho i DO greet customers. whatevr.#cause im on that PHONEEEEEEEEE#take aways..... well im fueled by. CLOSER THAN EVER. to [kym replacement] quiting my fucking job. due to circumstances. ways and means.#and a side of. god so he was trying make me not. worried i guess. so he said. everyone has there own character and i know ur character.#i know your a good person i dont expect you to pretend and smile at everyone.#HEY. CAN WE UNPACK THAT.........#1. I STILL MASK (LITERAL). so. what do we mean by that.......#2.... i HAVE a customer service VOICE. WHAT THE HELL MAN...... it INVOLVES. doing the smiling intonation at I HATE IT.#=_= receiving accomadations at work -> have been clocked/ ASSIGNED. DOUR PERSONALITY......#maybe you dont... get my cust serv persona... cause.... ur not..... a customer.................. and i work the floor by myself??????????#anyways just. little bit of agonized personal writing i kept LOCKED UP. was right. You never Can be Normal enough.....#but. THIS IS EXTREMELY LONG REPORT. to you.... my fellow bloggers. closest things i have to coworkers....#is just that i guess lol... im bored by it now. godspeed peach and love butt also destruction and hate. whatever.#im pretty sure is is not actually gonna affect much going forward i just. WOW. i continue to not elaborate to ppl irl and do share alls#(or somes...) here.#OKAY WhATEVVER POST
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Song of the Day: March 26
"Songs About Rain" by Gary Allan
#song of the day#you might think that this is the opposite of 'Groovy Little Summer Song' but nope! closer to same because (drumroll)#they are one of the very best categories of thing: Country Songs About Country Songs#I love them. I adore them#'Songs About Rain' is one of the strongest and best examples of type I have (also 'Cheatin Songs' by Midland. impeccable)#'and it sure ain't easin my pain / all these songs like / Rainy Night in Georgia / Kentucky Rain#Here Comes That Rainy Day Feelin Again / Blues Eyes Cryin in the Early Mornin Rain#they go on and on and there's no two the same / oh it would be easy to blame / all these songs about rain'#what a gift. what a delight. legitimately hard to sing this song in a mournful voice because it makes me so damn happy#anyway as you might glean from how this is posting at 3 pm my time: my sleep schedule is /fucked/#I did have part of the bad conversation with my boss on Monday (immediately followed by garden times#which so overtook me that I spoke only about the garden and good spring feeling in my song post. what a blessing the garden is)#but mostly what happened is I said 'hey it is technically possible for me to make this but it will not help it will not do anything useful'#and my boss said 'but you can make it' and I said 'yes but we shouldn't. it will be a waste of time' and she said 'make it by Thursday'#and I said 'I absolutely cannot make it by Thursday. if I finish instead this better thing I've already been working on--'#and she said 'no we don't care about that thing. make part of the useless thing. by Thursday morning'#and I said 'if I bring you part of the useless thing and part of the good thing and I directly compare them in front of you--'#and she said 'we'll look at whatever you have Thursday morning but it's the useless thing we care about'#so the meeting is scheduled and I'm going to plead for the life of my better thing and probably the best I'll get is permission to do both#which is. I mean the useless thing is going to be a time-waster for sure but at least it won't be actively detrimental to anything?#it'll be fine I'll make it be fine. the inherent problems of when your boss doesn't actually know what you do for them I guess :/#(also maybe. maybe if it comes down to it. maybe I'll just make the good thing for myself and use it to make my own life better#and someday maybe they'll ask for a project that works and then I'll be able to dramatically unveil it but either way I'll benefit from it#hmm maybe yeah)
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"what do you do for work"
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#im what you call a jack of all trades#boss says 'hey can you pain anime girls on this' yeah man guess i can#turned out surprisingly well considering i don't really do anime style and i rarely use acrylics#art#calico is befuddled
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who knew the price of getting 4 days of alone time was a pet and family member passing away and 2 more family members being hospitalized (one is serious, the other will be fine)
All completely unrelated incidents. Just insane timing I guess.
Interesting series of phone calls these past 2 days.
#yeah that seems about right for my luck#not 1 good thing is allowed. ever.#Whatever man. Idk what to say.#Guess I’m back. Laying in bed doing nothing didn’t exactly help#If I seem detached well I didn’t really know the guy. Plus he was late 70s it wasn’t like completely unexpected#as for the hospital stuff. like I said 1 will be fine. the more uncertain case is in a different country#I don’t have all the details#and as for my cat. I don’t know. vet said it could have been a heart attack or stroke. no way of knowing#I’m so tired man.#taking tomorrow off as well.#boss is going to kill me when I get back#but holy shit#can’t say I don’t have an excuse#again don’t try to cheer me up or anything#that will only make me feel worse. socializing is not comforting for me. quite the opposite#hey man how was your weekend? oh. well. hah. just the usual
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Can individuals who are on the autism spectrum or identify as neurodivergent attend the Academy and challenge the League? How would the school board go about working with a student who's not neurotypical?
Absolutely! Anyone with any disability or illness or other neurodivergence may attend Naranja-Uva Academy. In fact, there are even quite a few scholarship programs to encourage neurodiverent people of all stripes to attend the illustrious Academy.
The teachers and professors are given mandatory training on how to best teach and encourage those with neurodivergencies, though specialized classes are available if anyone believes they need more specific assistance and care. The nurse on staff, Miss Miriam, is a trained medical professional who is available for counseling at any time and an expert at giving what care she can and referring to doctors who can do more than her. She recently got her teaching lisence as well, though she doesn't have her own class just yet.
We care deeply for our neurodivergent students at the Academy, so I do hope you apply!
(An addendum: Grandest apologies for slipping into 'our/we' when speaking about Naranja-Uva Academy. I, Geeta, am also the head of the school board. It's hard to not be possessive when speaking of a school as grand as Naranja-Uva.)
#pokemon#pokemon irl#i cant walk rl well n i can work @ the league so geets rly cares abt disabled folks#shes dedicated dedicated#love her 4 that. best boss.#speaking of the school i had to visit today and me n clavell got talkin#dude also doesnt have anythin planned for the company party. just gonna be alone.#so i was like 'hey lol what if we went together haha' and he was like 'ok'#didnt have the heart to tell him i was mostly joking?? but hes picking me up an hour before the party so i guess i have a date#cool guy. nice hair.#oh right#paldea#naranja academy#uva academy#naranja-uva academy
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my phone keeps going off... text messages from work... my closer telling me how it's going but i i LITERALLY cannot do anything... all that is happening is that i get more and more anxious...
#wage cage confessions#i do not know why the fuck it's so busy on a wednesday#he messaged me earlier demanding to know why i hadn't replaced a shift because someone called out and it was like#the unfortunate reality of my job is that it is highly unpredictable#will it be busy? will it be dead? i do not know i can try to guess#and that makes it VERY hard to schedule people#when they're hired i tell them 'hey listen this is a really unpredictable department so it's possible you may#be asked to stay late come in early or be called in on your days off#i've told my bosses time and time again we have to cross-train people so that if something happens#we have help BUT LIKE#no one ever listens to me!! it doesn't happen!!#and i get yelled at and shit on when the labor is bad or whatever#sometimes we stay just because we know there's no help and we don't know what will happen later on#anyway he keeps texting me and maybe he's venting it's just#frustrating because i literally cannot do anything
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i love how flexible the concept of a roleswap can be. if i swap reigen and serizawa, am i changing which one is psychic? which one is a liar? which one is mob's mentor? which one went viral on twitter? which one used to be a shut-in? a terrorist? a water cooler salesman?
what roles do they occupy that i want to study like a bug under my magnifying glass?
but also: what is "role" and what is "character"? if i swap all of these things, what if anything is left of the original characters that makes the swap interesting? is it just aesthetics left at that point (i.e. only visually distinct) or is there still something different about the story you'd tell with them?
what is it that makes reigen essentially reigen, that you couldn't replace without making him unrecognizable? is it the same type of quality that makes serizawa essentially serizawa?
#i don't have good answers to those char vs role questions which is why i love thinking about them. ship of theseus with character traits.#as to the first qs: the roleswap I'm currently rotating in my head is a poorly-adjusted mentor/well-adjusted ex-terrorist swap#and i gotta say making serizawa More Of A Mess is fun (some men will mentor a child instead of going to therapy)#but not half as fun as reigen bullying serizawa into starting a psychic business in order to get himself hired there#'hey! incredibly powerful psychic i just met! (yw for saving ur life btw.) why tf are u a neet? w ur powers u should be raking in the cash!#oh i see... you don't have a business degree or any management experience... if only you knew a guy with both who just quit his job...'#and then he just 👀 at seri until the poor guy awkwardly provides the prompted 'uh... like you?' response.#'oh hey gr8 idea! so ill have the business incorporation documents ready for you to sign... monday?' 'what' 'AWESOME see u then boss~' '??'#GOD giving reigen the third act bad guy intro -> mob-induced 180 -> Productive Member of Society arc makes him hysterically funny to me#i guess i should tag this if only so i can find it again later#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#serizawa katsuya#notfic
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