#'he's smee!' 😂

[not-wholly-unheroic]

Watching “Peter Pan” and “Return to Neverland” for fun. There are some top quality gags to appreciate when you’re old enough to understand them. Hehehe.

Cue Hook getting a “special” chiropractic treatment.

Child me: Haha! Hook’s in his underwear! . . . (Sees as we dance on Hook’s back) 😳 Welp, that’s what happens when you get old. Your back starts hurting like Hook, but that’s never gonna happen to me! 8D

Years later, adult me: I really need that. . .

Also I highly question Smee’s chiropractic skills but when you’re in Neverland, I guess your options are pretty much limited. Hook needs a proper spa treatment 😅

Lol. Smee’s professional qualifications as a chiropractor are definitely suspect. 😂 But bless him, he tries! (And probably does innumerable other things for Hook nobody else can or will do.) Pretty sure he often doubles as cook/carpenter/nurse/personal bodyguard… Basically, Smee is the mom friend we all need!

But yeah, it’s weird to me to think that one day, I will be physically older than the character who I loved when I was 12 and he was the “grownup.��� Hook has always had like…dad vibes to me. So being older than him someday will be weird. I can handle us both being adults/peers but me being the “old person” someday? That’s gonna weird me out…

It’s gotta be trippy for Wendy to see Peter again at the end of Return to Neverland and have him still be the exact same age as she remembers him…even if she knows logically that of course he hasn’t aged because he’s Peter Pan.

[thatpunkmaximoff]

[Book One of..]

Story: 5 out of 5 Smut: 2 out of 5

I honestly wanted this book so bad because everyone recommended it as a Peter Pan retelling. Imagine my surprise, however, when I read the author’s note, and she states it’s NOT a retelling. But I still read it because I wanted to read a story from the villain’s pov and oh my god am I glad I read it. I am in love with James/Hook and I don’t care that he’s a bad guy.

Wendy, daughter of Peter, starts off as the naive girl that Hook is looking to take advantage of because of what Peter has done to him in the past. But as her rose tinted glasses come off, she becomes the young woman who you will come to adore and root for. And James… well you’ll be up and down with his character. I knew he was the bad guy going in, but I wanted to throttle him at one point.

I guess you can say this is a reimagining of the Peter Pan characters in a modern world, but instead of rooting for Peter Pan, Wendy, and Tink… you’ll be begging Hook for a taste of the dark side.

I am stoked to see what else Emily has written for this series!

* So we start off with a murder. Nice. Seems James’s uncle deserved it.

* Oh shit. James saw Wendy through video feed and immediately wants to defile her. But it’s Wendy’s friend who is hoping for his attention 😬

* Ohhhh. He got her to to agree to a date 😏

* So that’s why he doesn’t like the ticking sound. Damn.

* Oh shit. James walked up to Wendy and Maria is PISSED.

* Lol Maria is such a bitch.

* Score. He secured the date.

* Goddamn. James has got a mouth on him.

* The way he has her grind on his lap… holy shit.

* I somewhat knew what I was getting into, but damn… I’m gonna be heartbroken when Wendy finds out James is using her.

* Wendy’s dad is a dick and Tina Belle a bitch. I can’t wait until James gets his hand on them.

* Lol Moira tried to make Wendy jealous and James wasn’t having it 😂

* Oh shit. Wendy gave him her virginity. There’s gonna be a lot of crying later, isn’t there?

* So the dad doesn’t care for his son and James has noticed that Jon (the brother) looks nothing like Wendy. Could he be the product of an affair?

* Why do I have a feeling something is gonna happen to Ru?

* Uh oh, James. You going soft for Wendy and her brother Jon.

* I fucking knew something was going to happen to Ru 😩 and now James thinks Wendy had a hand in it. Fuck! I can’t wait for him to murder her dad Michael. To murder Pan.

* Holy shit. Did he just kidnap her?! He has it all wrong!

* I can’t wait to see when he realizes he royally fucked up.

* Starkey, you’re a little traitorous motherfucker, aren’t you? I know it was you who was supposed to have Ru’s back. You’re too nervous.

* “Just remember, that whenever things feel bleak, all situations are temporary. It’s not your circumstance that determines your worth, it’s how you rise from the ashes after everything burns.”

* “Every good bitch needs a pretty collar.” — oh my god. I can’t wait for her to bitch slap you 😂

* FINALLY! She had no idea, you dumb shit. Now prepare to beg for forgiveness.

* Wow. Her dad was really gonna let her die. Fuck him.

* Shit. Peter burned down James’s club.

* Damn. James burned all Peter’s planes 😂

* wtf was that with Moira? And how the fuck did Wendy disappear?! I don’t trust Smee 🤔

* Oh so Smee just assumed she left when really she was just sitting on the dock. But still, James is pissed 😬

* She caved way too fast once his fingers got in her. Get it together, Wendy!

* Croc? As in his uncle? wtf! And of course there’s an explosion just as the woman’s name is about to be given.

* Fuck! Starkey is a traitor! It wasn’t an explosion. Starkey shot their hostage right before he spilled the beans. He’s protecting his boss!

* Damn. Wendy’s that good of a fuck that James is in love, huh 😂 Well.. I’m kind of glad she decided to stay. I don’t trust anyone else to have her back like James does.

* “For the record, I would give you the world. You simply have to ask. You want kids? Done. You want to stay here and never work again? Done. You want to watch the world burn?” // “Let me guess, you’ll set it on fire?” // “No, darling. I’ll hand you the match and stand at your back, watching you become Queen of the ashes.”

* Moira is a traitor?! I knew the bitch was sleezy, but this is… wow. I can’t wait for James to kill her.

* Fuck you, Tina! Ugh. These women are pissing me off 😂

* I fucking called it. Smee! You asshole. And cousins? Why are you being such a little bitch.

* So Peter saved James? And James has a brother?! wtf. Tina better fucking get some punishment for flipping out on Wendy.

* Oh shit. It’s Jon! And seriously, fucking Tina. Someone bitch slap her!

* THANK YOU!!

* Aww. They got their happily ever after 🥹

[the-kr8tor]

I just randomly remembered i did a musical of peter pan and played smee. Whos captain hooks side kick and a pirate. Now im giggling thinking about it (Can i like bribe pirate hobie with that/j)

Aaawwwe!! You played smee?! He's high key my favourite character in peter pan!

Bribe him the footage of the musical? Of course you can! Also u can tell him you now have experience with being in a pirate crew 🤣 also after telling him about it he'd make you wear the stripey ensemble and ask you to do some of smee's iconic lines 😂

[existential-labrador]

Hello my darling Ted Lasso mutuals 💜 Hope you’re doing well!

I planned out the above fic nearly a year ago as I loved my own prompt so much 😂 but I just never got to writing it and sadly I know myself well enough to know that I probably never will 😂🙈

But what I did want to share with you all is the costumes I came up with for everyone, because honestly, they’re too great not to share! Enjoy!

Rebecca and Ted: Jessica and Roger Rabbit

Keeley, Jamie and Roy: Barbie, Ken and Action Man

Beard and Nate: Doc Brown and Marty McFly

Isaac and Colin: Holmes and Watson

Dani and Zoreaux: Westley and Inigo

Sam and Moe: Woody and Buzz

Richard and Jan Maas: Zoolander and Hansel

Trent, Higgins and Will: Hook, Smee and Peter Pan (my favourite 😂)

TELL ME THESE AREN’T PERFECT!

*Also envisioned some karaoke and Ted getting so flustered by Rebecca’s (obligatory) rendition of ‘Why Don’t You Do Right’ that he runs to the bathroom, Rebecca follows him thinking he’s had a panic attack (like in season 1) only to find that the problem is in fact in his no-room-for-hiding-what’s-in-your-pants-costume 😂👀

Ted won’t let her near him, Rebecca’s hurt and confused, she wants to help, Ted’s ashamed, he eventually has to tell her the truth,

“Uhhh, unfortunately ‘Becca, you can’t help with this particular problem” *Ted dies of embarrassment*

*Rebecca looks like she’s leaving - Ted assumes she’s disgusted BUT WAIT - she locks the bathroom door, she turns back*

“What if I want to help?”

See, I told you I planned it out 😂😂😂

But anyway, mostly just enjoy the costumes!

Ted Lasso Prompt: Keeley organises a Halloween party and assigns everyone a partner and a couple’s costume. Ted and Rebecca are paired and have to go as Roger and Jessica Rabbit.

[stillchasingfairies]

In the canon where Hook and Zarina ARE Peter's Parents, when Hook found out he fainted for two days

YES!! Smee waited by his bedside the entire time 😂

[lusimmerlife]

Halloween 2020 pictures. This was a collab with @simmingonahill💛🎃 Asher ~ Peter Pan Atarah ~ Tinkerbell Haddie ~ Tiger Lily Lyra ~ Wendy Darling Thomas ~ John Darling Zane ~ Michael Darling Edward ~ Captain Hook Anna ~ Smee And since baby girl has not been born yet she is symbolise at the back by the pumpkin with the pacifier and her character is Tick Tock crocodile (the one that always tries to eat Captain Hook while he screams for Smee to help him 😂). Story:

Lyra Pov: As we were going back to Anna and Edward’s house after trick or treating, I thought about how much fun I had had. Our entire group had been able to fill their baskets with candy and many people have commented on how good our group costume idea had been. Edward had wanted all of us to have fun and because of that, he had started a discussion about who was more like the characters we were playing for the night. “Well I think you’re a lot like Hook, you’re always yelling my name so I can help you with things,” my sister, who was dressed as Smee, said. We all laughed while Edward tried to pretend he was offended by that comment, even though his smile said he agreed with Anna. “I think I’m a lot like Wendy, I have a lot of imagination,” I said. “You’re too mischievous to be Wendy,” Asher said as he nudged me and smiled. “That’s not true!” I said, crossing my arms and pressing my lips together. It’s true that I often got myself into trouble, but it’s never on purpose. I didn’t like getting in trouble. “Okay, don’t get mad,” he said while laughing and I heard my sister chuckling to herself behind us. “What do you have in common with Peter Pan?” “Well, I like listening to stories, I like adventures,” he said and I couldn’t deny those things to be true. “You’re also very loyal to your friends,” Atarah said as she turned around to look at us, never letting go of Haddie’s hand. And again, that was true. “You can’t fly though,” I said. “Who said I can’t?” He asked. Before I realised what he had in mind, Asher had grabbed my hand before he started jumping in a weird attempt to fly. I laughed as I started walking faster so I could catch up with him. I didn’t want to fall for staying behind. Unfortunately, I didn’t see the small rock on the ground until my foot got caught with it. I screamed as I fell, letting go of Asher’s hand so he wouldn’t go down with me. “Are you okay Ly?” My sister asked as she kneeled next to me. “Yeah, but my ankle hurts a little,” I said before I looked down to look at it. I had a little cut that was bleeding and I could feel my tears running down my face. It didn’t hurt much, but I hated blood.

“Come here,” Edward said as he picked me up. “Let’s get you home so we can clean that up.” I held tightly to Edward’s neck as I saw my brother helping Anna get up from the floor. Her belly was getting bigger and I had noticed how someone would had to help her with some things, getting up from the floor was one of them. Asher was standing next to them with a worried and sad face. I didn’t want to ruin the night for my friends. I was okay. “Help me! Captain Hook has captured me!” I yelled. Everyone seemed surprised at first but then I saw my friends and cousin, Zane, smiling and I knew they would play along. “We will save you!” Asher screamed as he formed a circle with my brother, Atarah, Zane, and Haddie. After a couple of minutes, right before we were about to reach the house, I heard my brother yelled “Attack!” Edward suddenly found himself being tickled by three kids. “Alright! Alright, I surrender!” he said as he passed me to Asher’s arms, letting him carry me the rest of the short steps to get home. We all laughed as we entered the house, my friends celebrating another adventure with a successful ending. That was a really fun Halloween.

[thisonesatellite]

home (”the last run” - sequel) 1/1

SUMMARY:  Emma stops running.

She stops running because she finally knows what she wants.  Now all she has to do is talk to Neal and Henry.

A litte bit of yelling and a lot of kid wisdom, rewarded with a generous dose of softness and fluff.

Sequel to the last run - and it does help to read that first, but i guess this could stand alone.  

S3 canon divergence - No!Curse!Renaissance.

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A/N:  This is my contribution to this year’s @csjanuaryjoy!  It has been my absolute pleasure and privilege to be part of this event again, and i want to thank the incredible mods @katie-dub, @ohmightydevviepuu, @lassluna and @pirateherokillian for everything.

Extra special thanks to @profdanglaisstuff without whose beta skills you guys would never get anything, to @anxioussquirrel who is simply a delight, and to @ohmightydevviepuu​ --- honey, i have officially expurgated the phrase “i don’t write canon“ from my vocabulary.  😂😘

And thanks to everyone on the discord, because you’re ALL lovely and wonderful and i have such a great time with you guys!

((((((((((((((((((((HUGS TO 💕💕💕💕 -YOU ALL!!!))))))))))))))))))))

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  “Hey,” he says, soft and quiet.  “It’s OK.”

  She’s been crying forever, and she doesn’t even know why.  The tears just came out of nowhere, and---- no.

Not out of nowhere.

This is not how this story starts.

  It starts at the diner, with Neal at full volume, complete with expletives and enough indignation to furnish a scenery-chewing Shakespeare in the Park production.  Which, incidentally, is being put on in the Boston Commons at this very moment.

Boston, where she used to live.  Where life was different and less complicated and lonely.  

Boston, where she never did belong.

  But now she’s in Storybrooke and Neal is gathering steam and it’s all Emma’s fault.  After all she did call Neal, and then she did go to meet him at the diner, and she did sit down and say, “We have to talk.”

She did do all of those things.

  “This is about Hook,” Neal says before she’s even settled in the booth, poison dripping from the word ‘Hook’, and Emma steels herself.  This is not going to be pretty.

She can feel Granny’s stare from behind the counter, can see Grumpy and Smee start to study their menus in rapt fascination.  Can see Ruby settle herself on a barstool for a front-row seat to the drama.

Emma takes a deep breath.

“His name is Killian,” she says, and Neal goes off like a rocket.

In front of everyone.

  There is YouAreTearingThisFamilyApart , and there is HenryDeservesBetter , and there is YouNeverThinkOfAnyoneButYourself , but the one that gets her is IWon’tSeeMySonInTheHandsOfAFuckingPirate .  

A fucking Pirate.

Emma sees red.

“ Your son?”  She spits the words with enough venom of her own to kill any number of Shakespeare protagonists.  Neal looks taken aback, cut off in his diatribe.

“Tell me, Neal Cassidy, how is he your son?  Because he’s barely my son.”  She can see Neal gear up for a response and heads him off at the pass.  “Tell me then, Neal.  What’s Henry’s favorite color?  What’s his favorite food?  What’s the thing he loves most?  The thing he wants most?  His greatest fear?”

“Don’t give me that.”  Neal’s voice is cold.  “It’s not like I’ve had time to get to know him.”  He leans forward, his eyes even colder than his voice.  “You’re not being fair.  I’ve barely met him.”

  Emma thinks of endless days on a ship carried by a shadow, of weeks and months in Storybrooke since they got back.

“So don’t give me the goddamn third degree.”  Neal’s voice is grating on her already frayed nerves and she shudders, but he doesn’t notice.  “That’s what this time is for.  Getting to know each other, becoming a family again.”

Weeks and months.  Weeks and months since they returned from Neverland, weeks and months during which just being around Neal has felt nothing but wrong, weeks and months after which he can’t tell her what her son’s favorite color is.

What his son’s favorite color is.

  Emma shakes her head.  Neal always was great with excuses.

“And now you swoop in here with your fucking libido on full display for the whole town to see and ruin everything .  Before I even have a chance of bonding with my son.”

His voice is so loud.

Neal is practically yelling and the head of every single patron in the diner is ducked .  Even Ruby’s.

  Emma squares her shoulders.  Thinks of Killian, thinks of how careful he is with her, how patient, how thoughtful.  How he lets her breathe and gives her space and always lets her be herself.  How he likes her for who she is, not in spite of it.

Thinks of how light and happy she is with him, how much joy it brings.

  But she’s not telling Neal any of that.

There is only one thing she can say to him, because she sure as hell is not going to take the bait and discuss anything involving the word ‘libido’, period.

No, there is only one point to make here.  She leans forward.  Gets into his space for a change.  

“Then tell me, Neal,” she says, voice low and cutting and calm , “how it is that after all this time you still know nothing about Henry?”  Her eyes flash.  “When Killian can answer every single one of the questions I asked you?  Every one?”

Neal gasps.

Emma gets up.

“I’m really sorry,” she says in the direction of Granny, who is scrubbing the grill so hard she’s stripping metal.  “I’m sorry you all had to hear this.”  She looks at Ruby, who shrugs, and then back at Neal, who looks positively apoplectic.  

“We’re done here,” she says.  “Neal, think long and hard how you want to play the rest of this.  Henry is not a bargaining chip.”  She slams her hand down on the table.  “Get it?”

She walks out without looking back, which may be the single most difficult thing she’s ever done, and makes a beeline to the Jolly Roger as if pulled by strings.  

  Killian is checking the wheel as she stumbles up the gangplank, takes one look at her and simply opens his arms.

Emma starts to cry.

And he lets her, just stands there with his arms around her and lets her, and then he says it’s OK in that soft voice full of understanding and it just makes her sob harder.

Minutes pass.  They feel like lifetimes.  When she finally pulls away and looks up her eyelids feel leaden, and his returning gaze is calm, but worried.

“What happened?”  he says.

Emma shrugs.  “I talked to Neal.  It did not go well.”  With a groan she leans her forehead against his chest. 

He bends down to kiss her cheek and and whispers, “Tell me.”

But she can’t.  He’s liable to go and defend her honor or something equally sweet and chivalrous and useless.

“It’s not important,” she says instead.  “Let’s just say I made it clear that you---”  she takes a deep breath---  “that we---”

Her voice trails off.  Silence falls.

Then he lifts her head gently by the chin and forces her to look at him.

“Are you uncertain, love?”  His eyes are large and sad.  “Are you unsure about me?”

The way he says it takes her breath away for a moment and she suddenly realizes that she has never been more sure of anything in her life.  How can she possibly doubt him when he’s looking at her like that?  

She shakes her head and smiles.  

“No,” she says.  “I’m sure.”

And she reaches up to kiss him, to show him beyond any shadow of a doubt just how certain she is.  She feels his sigh of relief through her entire body.

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An hour later finds her on the wooden platform of the playground castle, watching as Henry walks towards her.  His book bag looks heavy and his cheeks are red from the icy wind.  Emma’s toes are already frozen.

Henry throws his backpack on the platform and pulls himself up to sit next to Emma and looks at her for a long time.

“I heard,” he finally says.

Emma’s body temperature drops several degrees.  “Heard what?”

“There was a scene at the diner?  With Neal?”

‘Neal’.  Not ‘Dad’.  Emma shudders.

“I’m really sorry,” she says.  “I shouldn’t have met him in public.”  She cringes.  “What did you hear?”

“Just that he was not being nice.  That he yelled at you.”  Henry frowns.  “That’s not OK.”

Emma wants to hug him, hard.

“I’m so sorry,” she says instead.  “None of this was about you, you know.”

He looks at her with those eyes that see everything.

“It was a little bit about me,” he says, like he already knows.  “It had to be.”

Emma doesn’t know what to say to that.  She swallows hard, but nothing comes.

Henry crooks his head as he studies her face.  “Do you want him to leave?”

It breaks Emma’s heart, the matter-of-fact way he says it.  Like it’s up to her.

“Henry,” she says, and takes his hands.  “This is not about me.  Neal is your father.  And if you want him to stay, he stays.  If you want him in your life, he will be in your life.  It’s up to you.  You and nobody else.”

Henry nods in that earnest, serious way he has.

“But you’re not together,” he finally says.

Emma shakes her head.  “No, Henry.”  Her voice is raspy.  “We are not together.  We are not going to be together.”

She squeezes his hands.

“I’m sorry we can’t be a family,” she says.  “Not in the traditional sense.  But I would never keep you two apart.”

Henry nods again.  Then he grins a small, mischievous grin.

“What about Killian?”  His eyes flash as his grin grows wider and Emma cringes.  Cringes but doesn’t let go of Henry’s hands and doesn’t avert her gaze.  Just nods.

“Good,” Henry says, and Emma feels a small glimmer of hope. 

“Good?”  She asks.

“Yeah,” Henry answers.  “He makes you happy.  You make him happy.  It’s good.”

And it feels like a metric ton of worry falls away from Emma’s shoulders.   She smiles.

“How did you get to be so smart?”  she says, and finally pulls him into a hug.

“I got that from my grandparents, of course,” Henry deadpans, and they both laugh out loud.

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That night Emma doesn’t sneak.

She walks into Granny’s diner holding Killian’s hand, and they have dinner in front of everyone.  Henry comes in halfway through and immediately slides onto Killian’s side of the booth and asks for sailing lessons.  Emma watches Killian’s eyes grow very bright as he tells Henry that he is welcome aboard the Jolly any time, as long as it’s OK with Emma.

Emma answers that learning to sail might be fun for all of them and Killian beams at her.  It makes her so happy to see both of them across from her, smiling in unison.  

Henry steals two onion rings from Killian’s plate on his way out the door and Killian’s smile becomes a smirk as he mumbles like mother like son and waggles his eyebrows at her.

Emma laughs out loud.

  After dinner they both walk to the Jolly together for all the world to see, Killian’s arm around her shoulders and her arm around his waist.  He drops the occasional kiss in her hair and she feels warmer than she has in years.

When they get to his cabin she takes off her boots and sits down cross-legged on his bed as he stokes the small oven and pulls out the rum.

“Are you all right, love?” He says as he hands her a glass.  “Or was it a bit much?”

She shakes her head and smiles.  

“It feels good to be out in the open,” she says.  “With you.”

“It does.”  

He sits down next to her, clinks their glasses together, his eyes dark.  Not for the first time Emma thinks about the strain her need for secrecy and silence put on him.  Puts on him still.  How she keeps asking him to march to the beat of her drum, and he always does.

They drink, and Emma holds her glass up for a refill.

“I’m sorry,” she says as he pours.

“For what?”  His voice is light, but she can sense apprehension.

“Always going by what I need,” she says.  “Never asking what you need.”

He smiles.  It’s wistful, but genuine.  “You had a lot to deal with, Emma,” he says and then leans forward to brush his lips past hers.  “It was your turn to need things.”

  The way he understands her.  The way he doesn’t push and just makes room for her life inside of his.  She will change that.  From now on, she will make room for him, inside her own life.  They will make a life together.

  “I love you,” she says, because it’s high time she told him.

His entire face lights up like a beacon and he puts down his glass, cups her face with his right hand, rubs his thumb across her cheek.

And then he leans forward and kisses her, long and slow and deep.

When he pulls back he leans his forehead against hers.

“I am so happy to hear it,” he whispers.  “I love you so much.”

  And Emma gets on her knees to hug him, presses herself against him, and as his arms wrap around her she knows, knows , finally, finally knows, that she is home.

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Thank you for reading!!

[disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope]

- love Peter Pan so much. One of my faves from the silver era. It was a big part of my childhood and its just pure magic. Still waiting for his visit, the windows are open

- If you say he isn’t one of your animated crushes YOU SIT IN A THRONE OF LIES. HES SO FINE ONG HE LOOKS EXTRA GOOD IN THE SEQUEL THE ASSIGMENT WAS UNDERSTOOD 200%. I know hes a bit of a meanie sometimes but that the only man id let be

- Tink is a toxic lil bitch but she’s my toxic lil bitch. The glow and magic are so pretty. When i was a kid i was drawn to blondes with long hair and pink dresses but i would secretly be super impressed when female characters had none of that. Green wasnt usually a girl color so i was impressed with this color choice for tink. I remember thinking that if it was me designing a fairy she’d have the most flowery pink dress with big wings and long flowing hair but tink’s design is so simple but elegant fairy like i loved it then and i love it now. The shape of her wings is one of my fave aspects of it

- Love both “the second star to the right” songs from the og and sequel. It makes me nostalgic for neverland like ive been there

- Love the credits artwork

- The silhouettes and shadows in this movie 👌🏻

- I love the father so much, hes so funny 😂. The mom is so pretty ugh ive always love that dress

- Wendy has the same voice actress as alice in English right? It’s the same woman in portuguese too. Wendy and alice British bffs

- Nana best girl

- Nana making the bed belongs in those satisfying compilation videos and the boys ruining it belongs in those uncomfortable compilation videos. Seriously, the way the bed gets smooth when the dog makes it has always been so satisfying for me to watch

- Wendy and Mary fangirling about the dress oh theyre precious

- “I dont wanna have my own room, i wanna stay in the same room as my male siblings” said no one ever but Wendy

- Old disney movies always have at least 1 joke that is just genuinely ridiculously funny. The father falling and the family running to see if the dog is ok is that joke in Peter Pan

- Mary is one of the best disney mothers. She’s so loving, patient, kind, soft spoken and comprehensive. Her kids are talking about pirates, fairies, shadows and she just goes along with it

- GEORGE IS SO FUNNY “PETER PAN? WHATEVER SHALL WE DO?” HIS SARCASTIC ASS 😭 I love this couple contrast so much 😂

- WHEN THE FLUTE COMES YOU KNOW ITS PETER PAN TIME

- Noting looks better in 2d animation then sparkles. That pixie dust trail behind tink takes all my attention

- Tink is so pretty and she knows it. Her lill spin in the mirror ugh love it

- Never really shipped peter and Wendy in this movie but i do love their ship in the 2004(?) life action movie. Here just feels too one sided and even then it feels like wendy is being impulsive. I get sad when they reunite in Peter Pan 2 tho and she has a whole family 😭

- Michael wearing pink pajamas while wendy wears blue 👌🏻

- Oh to be able to fly…. If i could have any super power it would 100% be to be able to fly. When i was a kid i had a dream i could fly, more like levitate horizontally for like 1 meter above ground but it was so real i really thought it had happened

- It’s so sad how wendy is a mermaids fangirl and then they treat her like trash 😭 maybe its good that I haven’t met mermaids, it totally loose half of my life span if i got disappointed like that

- “All you need is happy thoughts” 😃 “and fairy dust” 😒 WHERE THE HELL AM I GONNA GET THAT

- I wonder what the animators used as references for the flying scenes cause peter is such a natural and the others are so clumsy and obviously begginers. The contrast is hilarious

- The flying through London’s night sky scene is so iconic. One of the best in the movie

- Neverland is one of my fave disney places. The sequel does a really good job at exploring it more. I would just love to live there. The mermaids lagoon is paradise

- Smee deserves a raise

- Captain Hook is so hilarious i cant be mad at him

- This whole scene is so funny. The pirates throwing knives that very luckily dont stab smee, smee almost getting stabbed, shot, strangled, Captain Hook shooting a man like its just Tuesday, him going from a fierce murderer to a baby in smee’s arms, the tiktak, the shaving the seagulls butt,… COMEDY

- Love me some codfish

- The lost boys animal onesies are so cute, i want one…. Why isn’t disney making money of it???

- Little boys who wear animal looking furry clothes…. On their way to kill another “animal”…… serial killers on the making 😳

- Tink being so angry she gets hot enough to burn through a leaf!!

- Peter looks so good angry….. i dont know how to behave anymore

- I dont like how tink and peter spend so much time apart but it sure makes the ending even stronger 😭

- “I ban you forever!!! A week then” pppffffffff

- You guys have no idea how often i sing this “leader”os song. Basically any time I’m following someone or someone is following me 😭. 🎶 Este é o nosso líder, o líder, o líder, seguimos este líder é como tem de ser 🎶

- Get so anxious for Michael this whole song. He’s so precious with his lil teddy bear

- British boy named john is sooooooo much smarter than the natives that doesnt even notice the trees walking towards them and surrounding them

- The mermaids lagoon IS PARADISE. It’s so so so pretty, has such a chill pastel vibe. They really sit around all day being pretty, singing, playing musing, combing hair, swimming, accessorizing, sun bathing, fangirling over peter…. If thats not the crowd i wanna be in i dont know what is….. they are mean girls but i would pull a cady for them. LET ME SIT WITH U GIRLS

- Loved the edits on youtube that insert ariel there. I lowkey ship ariel and peter ngl

- “We were just trying to drown her” old disney movies are so funny idc what anyone says. Humor nowadays cant compete with the casualty and timing some of these jokes have

- The mermaids scene is so short…. They deserved a WHOLE MUSICAL NUMBER. And we never see them again, even in the sequel last 1 second. WHY WHY THE PEOPLE WANT MERMAIDS

- Tiger lily’s always with her head held height ugh queen

- This scene is ridiculously funny. Peter mocking them left and right oh BOY STOP YOU CANT BE HOT, FUNNY AND FICTIONAL THATS TOO MUCH

- I dont know about the eng dub but the portuguese dub is SO GOOD 😭 they always are but this one is one of my faves

- Peter is so childish and mean but oh i love that in him

- This movie is just a fight between 2 childish goofy boys but its so entertaining 😭. Hook starts the movie so cool and then gets nothing but humiliated every time hes on screen 😭

- “Captain has a headache dont disturb him” he says as the hammers the paper to the door. This movie doesnt even try, it just is funny. Every comment is me saying the movie is funny, but its true. I’ll keep saying it

- Hook’s portuguese voice actor steals the whole show omg

- His prosthetics collection 😭 so cute

- Probably not gonna make many comments on the natives scene

- Idk the name of it but ive always found the feathers head piece the chief and peter wear to be so majestic

- I love peter and tiger lily’s friendship so much 😭 precious. Wish we had seen more of her. She looks like a fun outgoing girl.

- Tink watching from afar makes me wonder if she had been following peter all day 😢

- A lot of disney characters get drunk, and they are all hilarious like that 😂

- Jealousy makes her dumb enough to doxx peter but she still makes him promise not to lay the hook or a finger on him… she was super dumb but still cared for him 😭

- She didnt wanna grow up, but did without noticing 😢

- The way wendy speaks about mothers is so beautiful and then she becomes such a good mother in the sequel

- Even the pirates are emotional 😭 the mother tattoo 😭 love the mother’s appreciation in this scene

- THEY SWITCH ON PETER SO FAST 😭 LIL TRAITORS

- Tink loves peter so much 😭 and he just greets her with a smile when he sees her like he doesnt even remember banning her 😭

- Oh this scene is so sad. It would always scare me so much as a kid. Even after telling him wendy and the boys are kidnapped he still insists on worrying and saving her first. I love this duo. Kinda wish sometimes that the movies focused more on tink and peter and less on peter with wendy or Jane. They really have a special bond. Him asking if shes ok, telling her hes gonna save her, saying shes the most important thing in the world for him, covering her when rubble is falling….. I CANT DO THIS I DEMAND THE TINKERBELL MOVIE WHERE THEY MEET WHERE IS IT

- Peter, carry me bridal style too I’m begging

- Peter having a tiny ass sword that looks more like a knife while fighting against hook and his sharp long sword makes me so anxious 😭

- Him getting cocky saying he’ll fight hook without flying and with a hand behind his back 🤤

- The gold boat 👌🏻

- Wanna watch the sequel so bad now…..

- Shes ready to grow up… wish i could relate. No, but going to neverland had the exact opposite effect on her than on the boys. Instead of becoming more childish, she really matured

- I love this movie so much. I hate making top lists cause I’m indecisive af and the only truth i know is that tangled is 1st, but i think Peter Pan is in my top 10. Nostalgic, magical, i love peter and tink tho the other characters are so lovable and/or funny too, i wanna live in neverland so bad and did i mention that i love peter? Cause i love peter.

- This review is so long omg 💀 i think i spend more time writing than actually watching the movie. For the record, I’m pausing the movie everytime i want to write but this means that i end up watching a 1h20m movie in 3 hours almost 💀 i started the movie at 13:27 and its 16h now 💀 i don’t really have a criteria for the commentary, basically I’m just writing my thoughts. The length of the review is also not proportional to how much i like the movie, I’m just really commenting thoughts that occur in the moment. Tho I love this movie a lot so i guess it makes sense i wrote a lot about it

[thesschesthair]

A Night Off: 2/2

The second half. It was rushed and I wasn’t sure how to end it but here it is 😂 I hope you like it anyways. Thanks for reading!!

Just a little bit of late S2 self indulgence where Emma and Hook take a night off and leave the battle behind, instead choosing to share a drink and see where the night takes them.

Rated T.

“You have to be cheating.” She cried in mock protest as Hook placed his last domino piece on the table smugly.

“I've no need to cheat, love, you’ve seen my pieces every game.”

They’d played five games in which Emma had only won once. He’d shared a humorous story involving his first mate Smee and a rival captain partaking in a game that lasted five hours and won him and his crew the rival Captain’s complete ship stock.

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“How the hell did it last five hours? It’s not exactly chess.”

“It was a game consisting of seven rounds and with the stakes so high, each turn has to be thoroughly planned out, love.”

“Hmm. Still sounds like overkill. I think you’re exaggerating on the time, there.”

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It had apparently ended in minimal bloodshed and Emma was coming to learn that most of his stories ended in some sort of fight. Hook seemed to be a proud man and didn’t back down from any sort of challenge.

She was starting to learn that they were an awful lot alike.

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“The git had me surrounded, what do you think I did?” he scoffed.

“I don’t know, let his entire herd loose, jump out the barn window and give his share of the gold to his farmhand?”

Hook’s gaze studied her intently at her words, somewhat shocked.

“That’s exactly what I did.” he confessed, slightly shaken. “What made you say that?”

Emma shrugged self consciously “It’s what I would have done” she muttered before taking a sip of her drink.

He hummed as he watched her, both of them catching each other’s eye before he turned the topic back to the game at hand.

“Your turn.”

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Not only was he entertaining, he held a certain amount of chivalry and charm under his roguish exterior, one she was having no problem flirting back with as the evening carried on.

She liked him.

More importantly, she felt relaxed. She was having fun with Hook and reveling in the attention he was giving her. If she ignored the fact he was a centuries old pirate from another world, she could almost pretend she was back in Boston on any saturday night, flirting with a handsome guy just like she used to.

Emma drained the last of her glass and procured the fresh pint the barman had kindly placed at their table ten minutes prior.

She watched as he packed up the dominoes and slid them back into the mystery that was his coat. She pulled out her phone and checked the front screen, relieved to see no missed calls or texts from anyone.

“I’ve seen many with those devices, what are they?”

His words had her looking up to see him gesturing to her phone.

“Oh, it’s a phone… it- well it let’s people communicate instantly without having to go find them or send a bird or whatever…” she tried to explain, not knowing if there was something similar in the enchanted forest. She doubted it.

“I see.”

“It does other things too.” she continued, unsure of why she felt the need to sell the amazing technology that is an iphone to captain Hook, “tells you what the weather is like, gives you any information you want- ooh! Pretty sure it has a compass too.”

“Fascinating. Perhaps I should procure one of these phones.”

“Yeah.” Emma snorted, “I'm sure you’d be too busy filling it with selfies.”

“Selfies?”

“Pictures of yourself.”

She noticed his confusion and rolled her eyes before getting up and scooting into his side of the booth.

“Watch.” she ordered as she opened the camera and pointed it at them.

She smiled as she saw his baffled expression appear on the screen beside hers, thoroughly enjoying his lack of knowledge. She couldn’t help leaningg in a little closer to him so their faces were side by side before hitting the capture button and showing him the freeze-frame shot.

“This,” she explained as she held the picture between them, “is a selfie.”

“Like a portrait then. I’m impressed.”

Emma was aware of the deep vibrations of his voice seeping from his chest into her shoulder, the way she could feel heat radiating from his neck onto her cheek. He felt incredibly warm and inviting beside her but she chose to ignore the fuzzy feelings building.

“Darling,” he teased low, turning to her “if you wanted a little keepsake of me, you only had to ask.” he smirked.

Emma saw the sparkle of amusement in his eye and it ignited her own.

“There is one thing i’m curious to find out.” she trailed off as her arm reached around him, slid under his coat and made its way south.

Her eyes never left his, taking note of each little spark of surprise he tried to cover up. They were locked in a flirtatious battle of wits, neither backing down.

A slight exhale left him as her hand found his backside, disappearing into the back pocket of his leathers before retreating and appearing before them.

“You were telling the truth.” she chuckled in disbelief as her palm held two wethered dice out between them.

“I often do.”

She looked up once again and something else began to stir.

His eyes were intense, boring into hers, his face soft and open- far too close to her own.

She felt her lungs get heavy and her heart beat rapidly as his gaze drew her in.

He remained stock still as she subconsciously swayed forward, neither eyes leaving the other.

She wanted to lean forward, kiss him like she would have done in this situation three years ago and screw consequences…

But this was Hook. Three weeks ago she was peeling him off the road after he shot Belle and got hit by a car.

“What am I doing?” she whispered to herself before pulling back and looking away.

Emma pocketed her phone, plucked the closest bit of cash out of her pocket and placed it on the table before mumbling she should go and hurried out.

Killian was frozen.

It wasn’t her words themself that had paralysed him, it was his reaction to them.

He liked Emma Swan. She was fascinating, fun, a lot like himself and undeniably gorgeous… but for the first time in centuries, the thought of having a woman like her for the night and disappear in the morning, turned his stomach.

He respected her. He admired her. He was realising they were somewhat kindred spirits, and that alone frightened him. He didn’t want a mindless fling with her… he wanted more than that and more importantly, he wanted her to want more than that.

He shook his thoughts and picked up the cash she’d left behind, hurrying to find her.

She was halfway down the street before he caught up.

“You needn’t leave your currency, Swan.” he explained as he held it out to her.

She turned and took it back, demeanour guarded and defensive once again.

“Before you try anything, i’m not drunk and i’m certainly not going home with you, okay?”

“Good, I wouldn’t want you to.” He replied earnestly.

It hit her that he was being truthful and relaxed slightly.

“While i’d love to show you a good time, I prefer it when a woman knows what she wants and wouldn’t be full of regret afterwards… you, my dear, are quite the opposite tonight.” he smiled softly with a hint of amusement.

Emma smiled back somewhat, rather embarrassed and deflated. She stood awkwardly, not sure what else to say. She’d enjoyed her time tonight but the reality of who they were wasn’t lost on her.

“May I walk you home?”

“Probably best if you don’t.” she replied somewhat regrettably.

He nodded in understanding, both of them aware that this was where their night ended.

“Until next time then, milady.”

He held his hand out and she took it. He placed a kiss to the back of her hand and gave her a devilish wink which earned him an eye roll and head shake in return.

“Goodnight, Swan.”

“Night Hook.”

They slowly went in opposite directions, both reeling from the surprising development from the night.

The next time they met they could very well end up once again on opposite sides of a fight; a possibility not lost on either, but the connection they felt and the feelings that had developed tonight had both unsure whether it would be an unfortunate obstacle or a blessing.  

Whether they were ready to admit it to themselves or not, the hope that their paths would cross under better circumstances was far stronger.

[not-wholly-unheroic]

Assuming Smee wrote the sign he tacks up to the cabin door, he CAN read and write to a point but is not very good at it. (Which would honestly make sense. Most lower class people from the time of the Golden Age of Piracy couldn’t read or write at all.)

While it’s probably just meant to be Hook’s handwriting, I am CACKLING at the thought of him sitting there going, “How do I make my handwriting look like a twelve year-old girl’s who is sending a love note to her crush?” 😂

Okay so this is either

A. Hook's handwriting

B. Hook's impression of a little girls handwriting

or C. Smee's handwriting.

What do we think guys?

[not-wholly-unheroic]

Looking at the new image of Smee that just dropped for the live-action Disney film and I’m wondering… That ear-trumpet has got me thinking… What if they go with, “Smee isn’t stupid, he just can’t hear well and often gets things mixed up because of it.”

Also, I noticed something on his right hand that looked like a tattoo and had to zoom in… It’s a teapot. 😂😂 Because OF COURSE he would have that as a tattoo. I love it!

[not-wholly-unheroic]

For the Canon questions! 1-3 please!!!!

What is the biggest headcanon deviation from the canon material that you have incorporated into the way you write your muse? Why did you come up with it?

I mean, technically the BIGGEST deviation from canon material I go with is probably the fact that Hook doesn’t die by crocodile like he does in most versions 😂 (though Disney is admittedly an exception here). Hook survives and gets a redemption arc. I don’t care what Barrie says. Lol.

But aside from that, I think my biggest deviation is probably the fact that “my” Hook is a lot more even-tempered. That’s largely because he has had time to grow and develop emotionally since the end of his canon. He learned growing up with an abusive father that anger was the only “safe” emotion for a man to express openly in public, but post-redemption arc, Hook eventually learns to let go of that unhealthy mindset and express sadness, fear, love, and all manner of “softer” emotions once he has more people in his life who he trusts. And being able to safely express his true feelings, he finds that he no longer needs to mask them with rage.

Do you have any controversial headcanons that go against what is generally accepted by the fandom? Do you incorporate this into writing your muse or keep it to yourself?

I’m not sure if this is exactly controversial but I know a lot of people headcanon Hook and Smee as being together romantically. I personally like to see Smee as being a father figure to Hook. Because of the age difference (I’m guessing about 20 years.), I headcanon that Smee knew Hook as a child and did his best to be a friend to him even then, knowing that young James’ father was not a good man.

What is something that was never addressed at all in the canon material that you have independently developed for your muse?

Hook’s past in ANY version is pretty vague. There’s a reason why there have been so many books have been written about it! Everyone wants to know. Really there are very few things we definitively get to know about Hook before he was “Hook.” I have previously talked about that at length here.

Disney has given us a few different versions of Hook’s history between the Jake and the Neverland Pirates series and The Pirate Fairy as well as the upcoming Disney villains novel Never Never by Serena Valentino. Because they differ on some major points, however, I don’t consider Disney to have one single canon verse.

Given all of that, I’ve had to piece together my own history for Hook. You can get a few brief glimpses into my Hook’s pre-Neverland life and initial fight with Pan here and here.

[not-wholly-unheroic]

For the detailed questions! I request 25, 32 or 34! (All or just one is fine with me)

You can seriously never ask me too many questions about Hook! 😂 The more the better! (Heck, someone could send me the entire list and I’d probably answer them all.) So I’m more than happy to answer all three.

25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humor? Are they funny themselves?

Hook doesn’t often show a sense of humor in front of the crew because he wants to be taken seriously and feels like if he is anything other than intimidating around them, they’ll spot a weakness and possibly mutiny. (They aren’t the most loyal bunch.) However, that’s not to say that he doesn’t know how to have a laugh. In a relaxed setting with people he trusts (which is only really Mr. Smee until post-redemption arc), he has a very “Dad joke” sense of humor—rather corny with a lots of puns…some of them at his own expense. Whenever anyone else makes a joke about his missing hand, he either gives them the death glare or rolls his eyes, but if HE is the one making the joke, they’re allowed to laugh. Post-redemption arc he gets better about loosening up and learning to laugh at himself a bit more.

32. What do they dress like? What sort of shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?

Hook is all about the aesthetic. He LOVES fine silks and velvet. He doesn’t do mass-produced clothing. He only ever uses a personal tailor who makes clothes specifically to fit his measurements so they fit well. He refuses to wear anything modern, even when he leaves Neverland. Traditional 17th century European fashion is the only acceptable attire for him. He feels foolish and out of place in anything else. He used to have a varied wardrobe with lots of different brightly colored coats and such…but he has had so many ruined now between battles with Pan and encounters with the crocodile that he finally decided to just stick with his favorite color combination and have lots of the same thing made so he doesn’t get too attached to any particular outfit and have it ruined. Post-redemption arc, he’s gotten so used to the habit that it still sticks and he has a very hard time wearing anything other than his usual red and gold. It almost makes him anxious to switch things up.

When resting, Hook tries to always maintain some sense of readiness in case of a surprise attack during the night or some other emergency. So he usually wears something he can just throw his coat over in a hurry and step out on deck. He DOES NOT, however, wear the claw at night when he sleeps. He has frequent nightmares and has occasionally hurt himself when he was especially tired and fell asleep before removing it. He DOES wear the harness the claw attaches to when he sleeps more often than he should so he can quickly attach the claw when he wakes up, but Smee chides him about it, as it wearing it for too long without a break causes blistering.

Hook generally doesn’t wear any kind of makeup even though many men of his era would have. He doesn’t have the time and resources to worry about it out at sea or on the island. He likes to look his best, but makeup really isn’t a priority when you’re busy fighting for your life from day to day.

Many men of Hook’s era also would have worn wigs, but Hook prides himself in that his own long locks are natural. When he was a child, his hair had tighter curls, but as he got older and his hair got longer, they loosened a bit so that it’s more like gentle waves now. His hair is one of his best features and he knows it. It’s soft and silky, and while he COULD tie it back to make things easier, he prefers the way it looks and feels when it is down.

34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?

Hook has always been tall and thin, with long musician’s fingers. As a teen, he was that rather awkward, gangly boy who stands a good head taller than most of the people around his age but who hasn’t quite yet mastered gracefulness with those long limbs. He didn’t have much muscle as a child, as he was rather sickly, but as he got older and eventually learned to use a sword, swim, and work on a ship, he became stronger, and he often surprises people with how much strength he has for someone so skinny. He’s around 6’2” barefoot, but the heels of his boots add a couple of inches to that, and when he’s wearing his plumed hat, he looks even taller. He likes being the tallest among the crew (and indeed, probably the tallest person in the island), as it makes him come off as more intimidating. One thing he doesn’t like about his body, however, is all the scarring (mostly from crocodile attacks)…and of course, the missing hand. He is EXTREMELY self-conscious when not wearing the claw and only ever allows a few people to see him in such a vulnerable state, even post-redemption arc. He feels incomplete and almost naked without the hook.

[darkling-er]

Well, some headcanons ( or some useless details) for it:

Peter and Hook were good friends before

Toodles is one of the Softest™ Bois from the Lost Boys, so that's why I choose Joffrey for the role

Nibs Peter's right hand man, also kind of a wild person. Duh

Tinkerbell is Tabitha because she has so many moods and so jealous. So yeah, it was either Hope or her.

Now Smee

I feel like it could be interesting to put someone like Dylan in that role, in regard of him being an actually nice person, but a friend of the Captain. Almost only friend. So he would be more likely to be soft on Liza at first and trying to convince her Hook is not that bad.

Or Noah for almost same reasons, but I feel Noah is more of a cold person in that regard. Sorry, but he's loyal and accepts orders well

Noah can be another pirate of the Jolly Roger and Dylan can stay Smee 😂

Also maybe John Darling could be someone with a free spirit. But more like a commander type, Ravenclaw Mom Friend™ 😂

Is Liza Wendy in this story? Who knows 👀😂

Neverland AU - OCs

I borrowed @onl-you 's ocs for this. Hon if you think some of them are wrong please do correct me! 😂💕

Peter Pan - Tommy Evans

Toodles - Joffrey Orwell

Nibs - Orion / Bill

Tinkerbell - Tabitha Myers

Michael Darling - Vincent Winters

Tiger Lily - Kaydee Miller

Captain James Hook - Adam Roberts

Mr. Smee - Dylan / Noah