#'but hes there in the mall i know him!' no. no you dont Suzy thats a representative of an idea. santa is not a real person

[modernmutiny]

Look i have a long rant in my drafts rn but essentially it boils down to the fact that Tumblr as a culture has evolved to talk about all media like it's fanfiction and i don't think i can properly explain why that bothers me so much beyond the fact that it makes people fucking annoying about everything

[the-kipsabian]

Also natemadness and fictionbang pls

natemadness ~

How they first met: i had a thought about this tbh and like. so nate comes in in the middle of his second year, right? so basically he comes into the academy after mads has already been there for the first half of her year. they are in the same class, she doesnt really pay him much of a mind tbh, but the rumors are there and mads soon enough learns about this supposed to bad boy and. well yeah. decides to more or less try to stick away from him as she doesnt want any trouble?cue a day when mads isnt in class for whatever reason. neither is nate. the class is assigned to do pair assignments and ofc since these two are missing, they are made up to be a pair. which mads is absolutely terrified about when she hears cause she has to work with the bad boy? this is gonna be a failing grade unless she does all the work on my goooooodshes in the library trying to research for the assignment topic - nate happens to be there as he came up to chat with satch. upon realizing that hey this girl i heard im doing assignments with is here, cue nate trying to talk to her. it honestly doesnt go through super well but bam. thats the first time they officially exchange words and their names woo

Where their first date was: depends really what you define as date? tho i feel like either way, it would just be a casual saturday afternoon hangout session in the dorms. with cats and video games and nate playing guitar

When they had their first kiss: so this has to take place after one of those nights where nate actually sleeps? and hes honestly just so tired and mads just in general refuses to get up so shes all snuggled up against him and nate is. sleepy and when he notices shes at least slightly awake he’ll press a little kiss on her forehead with a quiet ‘good morning’

Who cooks: mads. i feel like nate would. just wreck some stuff up in the kitchen mmmm

Who proposed: nate? he writes a whole love song about it tbh

The dominate one: i still dont like the word ‘dominant’ in this context, but nate is definitely the more direct one of these two

Their favorite pass time together: video games. cat cuddles. nate singing and playing guitar. writing sessions together. when naTE TALKS MADS INTO DOING SOME RIDICULOUS SHIT TO SKIP A CLASS GDI NATE

Who kissed who first: while first kiss was implied above, i feel like. on the lips kiss would come from mads first tho? like nate has been avoiding those as he knows she isnt too big on pda but she has a moment probably cause of something super nice or cute he did and. welp theres a kiss yay surprise

Who is the flirt: nate. oh my god nate. he doesnt even know half the time hes doing it so its absolutely naTE

Who is the romantic: mads, definitely. not to say nate doesnt have a romantic side to him, but mads is the one to pull up the romantic stops on things tbh

Who wakes up first: i mean. technically mads? cause nate never sleeps lol. but its super difficult to get either of these nerds awake when they sleep tho. they are such a disaster

Who compforts who the most: nate does it with knowing that it needs to be done, but mads also does it often without knowing that nate needs those hugs and cuddles, especially at night time tho mmmmm

The cuddler: nate. tho they both do this, but nate is much more often the one that initiates it

The big spoon: this could honestly go either way? cause nate needs that physical contact either way, but also sometimes its. so good for him to also be held. so it really depends

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fictionbang ~

How they first met: through mutual friends. the grumps have a little group of friend in a club of their own, and out of those friends at least suzy shares a class with mads - and shes an artist and mads admires her and through them hanging out together she met dan woo

Where their first date was: tbh they would go to the arcade at the mall? dan is a sucker for old school games and he wants to show them to her, and mads wants to win all the precious plushies from the claw machines for him

When they had their first kiss: its a cliche but. valentines day? there was a whole dealio involving mads giving him chocolate and all that and dan was just. so darn happy that a smooch had to happen oops

Who cooks: mads. she honestly just wouldnt trust dan in the kitchen

Who proposed: daaaaaaan? he would arrange a whole serenading you on the street thing. i think i wrote about this somewhere before..?

The dominate one: dan is definitely the more direct one of the two, he initiates a lot of things

Their favorite pass time together: playing games and listening to music. just being lazy in general tbh

Who kissed who first: dan definitely

Who is the flirt: i dont. want to say either of them are a direct flirt, but dan definitely leans more towards flirting more often tho

Who is the romantic: they both are tho? but i feel like as to who does more romantic gestures, then its dan. mads likes the idea of romance more on paper tbh

Who wakes up first: dan. mads is. forever tired and even tho i dont see dan as the type who gets up real early for anything, hes still up way before mads tho

Who compforts who the most: dan is so rarely sad or upset that it has to be him comforting mads

The cuddler: they both do this? again as mads isnt too big on pda especially at first, it definitely starts with dan, but mads will get her say in when its just the two of them two

The big spoon: dan. mads is. so smol. so so smol

[just-trash-the-trashmouth]

[SPOILERS]

My running commentary of my second time watching Stranger Things 3 E1

- all these angry russians in their masks i-

- TENTACLE FROM YOSIDE SOWN

- WHYS EVERYTHING GOING CEASH CRASH CRAHS

- omg is that Alexei i didn’t notice him the first time round

- hopper isn’t dead they’re looking at dead people too buthopperdidnthavedeadpeoplegoo

- BITCH IS CHOKIJG THE RUSSIAN NOOOONOONO PUT HIM DOWN NO ALEXEI I DONT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS NOOOO OMG RUSSIAN IS DEAD

- DUNADUNADUSNDNNDNSNDNSNSN SUDNUSNSJNSHSNDHDNDUDNDUDNNDD DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUNDUDNDJDNDNDNDND

- NO NOT THE RADIO I DONT WANNA SEE MILEVEN HAHHDH NO THANKS

- they really suck ass at kissing

- omg mike you freak

- hop :( he’s watching tv by himself stupid el :(

- EL IS WEARING SARAHS BRACELET

- omg the mall OMG LUCAS AND WILL AND MAX ew i’m not ready for wills character to be completely and utterly butchered no

- WILLS AWKWARD RUN AND THE WAY HIS HAIR FLOPS AS HE DOES IT FLAKFKWKF

- omg the powers out wow this isn’t FISHY AT ALL

- ew rats eewwwww rabies and the WHAT ARE THOSE PARTICLES AGAIN ARE THEY METAL BC THE MAGNETS IS THAT WHAT THIS IS and i don’t get why the rats are so relevant is it bc of the plague

- UFUDHHFH WILLSGLANCE AT MIKE THE ONLY BYLER WCENE IN THIS GODDAMN SEASON HE LOOKED AT HIS LIPS AND SKDJSJFJSJFJD

- ‘i’m not gonna... fall in love’ will :(((((

- THE MAGNNENENETTTJDJSJSJS

- omg i’m only a third of the way in this is gonna be a long review

- nancy mightn’t need a jonathan byers pep talk rn but i certainly do so stfu

- DUSTINNNN HE GOES BY GOLD LEADER THATS SO CUTE

- omg yurtle is alive

- dustin’s bedroom is literally so ugly bye and how does his dumbass just forget one of his best friends actually has telekinesis like bro i-

- we really don’t need to be wasting screen time on fucking billy and karen it’s so irrelevant but like okay suffer brothers let’s make will byers a tertiary character and make karen more relevant than him HAHAHhahwhdhd

- what’s a lardass

- dacres acting >>>>

- why is hopper such a literal dumbass he’s a cop of course he knows what a heart to heart is and what boundaries are like honestly the writing for his character was so disgusting at some parts they should have glorified him or at least made him more redeeming to make viewers sadder about his death but literally okay

- these misogynistic freaks talking about girls breasts i hate them sofuckingmuch

- dustin’s slammer invention could be a super violent dildo

- WILL ISNT FUCJING SEXIST SO STOP MAKING HIM BE DUFFERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

- steve is a literal train wreck i cant

- hop again :(

- joyce is my actual wife

- JOPPER HAND HOLD I SIDNT EVEN NOTICE LAST TIMR

- baby hop loves her i’m uwuing so hard

- nobody loves dusty:(

- wow will the mind flayer sensor woopdidoo

- where the fuck are all these rats coming from k

- they look like jelly

- OKAY SO I SHIT ON THE DUFFERS A LOT BUT THEIR TRANSITIONS ARE SO COOL

- imagine feeling sexual attraction lol can’t relate

- karen and billy are so disgusting and irrelevant i can’t

- LUCAS GLUGGING WATER THE FUCKING SOUND MAKE IT STOP HE SPAT IT BACK INNFNFNFN

- lucas is ripped i already knew this but for some reason i’m shocked

- why isn’t joyce scared nobody’s home

- answer the phone nancy YES QUEEN

- stop fucking kissing i swear to god

- i am strongly opposed to mileven as a concept it just freaks me out this entire interaction between them and hopper is so what

- mike isn’t this fucking cocky idrk what happened to his character but i’m not here for iT STOP WHISPERING THIS IS SO FORCED AND DISGUSTING why is this so fucking overexaggerated make it stOp

- dustin suzie isn’t coming to the fucking phone and lucas stop being FUCKING SEXIST

- wow it’s the russians

- time for billy’s character arc to go to SHITTTTT

- aw gosh darn it he crashed his car hAh

- THE BILLY AND BARB PARALLEL OF HIM BEING DRAGGED DOWN THE STAIRS IS GENIUS

okie i’m done now enjoy i guess