#'bouncy molotov'

[biazerod]

Ok so this was supposed to be my contribution for @tf2rarepairweek but done in true me-fashion by which I mean I don’t even know how many (?) months am I late for this but welp

Anyway I’ve done maths by which If I like demopyro, and demoscout, and scoutpyro - there’s no way this ot3 would not work 👌

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Angel Dust: “D’ya ever get a weird feelin’ about this place?”

Husk: “Yeah. Sweet an sickening. Like fucking syrup.”

Angel Dust: “NEVER fuck usin’ syrup UGH.”

Niffty: “I think the floor right under the second story banister railings feels weirdest! Almost bouncy when you SMASH into it!”

Angel Dust: “Not what I meant, NFT. It’s more like-”

SOMETHING: (blurs past the open door behind them)

Door: (...crreeeeks softly on it’s hinges...)

Them: (turns and stare)

Angel Dust: “…it’s like, a cold draft, innit?”

Husk: (spooked) (fur fluffed) “Cheap as fuck place. Run down.”

Niffty: “Prime roach real estate!”

Angel Dust: “Unsettlin’. The word I’m lookin’ for is, unsettlin’.”

EYES: (blink open and glow in the shadowy corner above them.)

Angel Dust: “Creepy, even.”

EYES: (rotate 360 degrees) (still staring)

Angel Dust: “I dunno. Don’t ya just get the shivers sometimes in here? Brr.” (shudders)

Husk: “Guess the eternal pep can be kinda fucked up from the owner. No one in hell is really that fucking happy all the fucking time.”

Niffty: “I AM!!!”

Husk: “No one who’s not fucking Niffty is that happy in hell.”

Niffty: “I LOVE it here. You only got to die ONCE back in the living world.”

Angel Dust: “Once should be enough for anyone, Niffters.”

Niffty: (giggling) “Not for me! Not when it's comes to eating spiders.”

Husk: “Oh FUCK that-”

Niffty: “Think the thing watching us right now also eats spiders?”

Husk: “…”

Angel Dust: “…”

EYES: (blink) (vanish)

The Three of Them: (turn and stare)

Angel Dust: “….Husker? Any room in ya bed for guy who doesn’t wanna be alone tonight?”

Husk: “Fuck no. Anyone tries getting in my room tonight is being served a motherfucking Molotov cocktail on the house.”

Angel Dust: “I can make it worth ya while. Tire us both out so’s maybe we can get some actual sleep.”

Husk: “You think I’m gonna fucking sleep?”

Niffty: “Sometimes I eat the spiders in my sleep…”

Husk: “Niffty, I need you fucking shut up talking in that creepy little girl voice.”

Niffty: “Okay! But whyyyy~?”

Husk: “THAT’S fucking WHY.”

Angel Dust: “-shh! SHH SHHHH! D’ya hear that!?”

Husk: “Wh- don’t fucking touch me-”

Angel Dust: (strangling him a little with holding) “Husk holy shit!”

Husk: (claws out) (super floofed) “What? WHAT??”

Niffty: “Ohhh…..”

Angel Dust: “It’s COMIN’!”

Niffty: “Nooo it’s naaaw-auuuught~”

Husk: “WELL WHICH THE FUCK IS IT-!?”

Niffty: “It’s Here~”

SOMETHING: (drops in from the open window)

Them: (SCREAM)

Vaggie: “Have you guys seen- Stop screaming it’s just me- have any of you seen Charlie around?”

Husk: “FUCK! FUCK!!!”

Angel Dust: “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MISS I CUNT USE THE FREAKING DOORS!”

Husk: “FUUUCK ME FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF THIS-”

Niffty: “Aww.” (slumps) “Hi Vaggie….”

Vaggie: “Yeah hey… What’s got into you all?”

Angel Dust: “Into US? YoU-”

Niffty: “We’ve been terrified. It’s been fun!”

Husk: “YOUR FUCKING SHIT HOTEL IS FUCKING HAUNTED! Shit!”

Angel Dust: “You and ya rich girlfriend have hell’s worst unpaying guest creepin’ around, and ya wonder what’s up with US?!?!”

Vaggie: “Oh. So you have seen her.”

Niffty: “Ohhh…! It’s a her!”

Angel Dust: “HER WHO WHO HER YOU KNOW THE WHORE OF HAUNTING?”

Vaggie: “Sure. And don’t fucking call her that.”

Husk: “I don’t wanna fucking know I don’t wanna fucking know I don’t wanna I don’t wanna no no no fuck NO-”

Vaggie: (rolls eye)

Vaggie: “Sweetie? Can you stop with the friendship notes and come out now?”

Something: (from shadows) “I’m bi!”

Vaggie: (smiles) “Out in the open where they can see you, babe.”

Charlie: “Aww, Vaggieeee…” (slips out of shadows with notebook and pout) “You’re messing with the sterile observed conditions and data collection. They were bonding!”

Angel Dust: “TOOTS!?”

Husk: “Oh.. fuck… you.”

Vaggie: “They sure were clinging to each other at least.”

Husk: “Fuck you MORE I fucking wasn’t.”

Angel Dust: “TOOTS I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE!”

Vaggie: “Weren’t stopping him from climbing you like a tree though, were you?”

Charlie: “Sorry about that, Angel Dust. I just got so excited-”

Husk: “Get. Fucked.”

Vaggie: “My girlfriend takes care of that already thanks.”

Angel Dust: “EXCITED? To be stalkin’ a guy like he’s a freaking gazelle on a shitty nature doc that skips all the fucking an’ only shows the non-sexy rippin’ an tearin’ an eatin’ alive bits!?”

Charlie: “Well-”

Niffty: “Hi Charlie! Were you watching us like bugs in a bug trap? Right before they get SQUISHED?”

Charlie: “-um no. No I wasn’t-”

Niffty: “Awww why nooooooooot?”

Charlie: “I wasn’t... trying to?”

Husk: “Oh that’s not fucking terrifying to fucking hear.”

Angel Dust: “TRY HARDER NOT TO NEXT TIME! Ugh! I’m too shaky to even make a hardness pun- AND I think this gave me STRESS WRINKLES. I WORK WITH THIS FACE! Among other body parts- I cannot fucking AFFORD wrinkles, Charmeleon!”

Charlie: “Aw guys I’m sorry! I just saw you three chatting together and.” (waves notebook) “Y’know?”

Vaggie: “I know, babe.”

Angel Dust: “NO!?”

Husk: “Fuck. No.”

Niffty: “Nope! I would’ve gone STRAIGHT into hunt and kill mode!”

Husk: “Which is what it fucking FELT like you fucking did.”

Charlie: “Ooookay then, my bad. But! You all feel better now you know it was just me, right?”

Them: “….”

Charlie: “B- because you know I’d never actually hunt any of your through the halls of my hotel. Right?”

Them: “……”

Charlie: “…you, you guys know you’re safe here and I didn’t bring you here for some fucked up creepy personal murder torture reason… right…?”

Them: “……….”

Niffty: (raises hand) “I-”

Charlie: “NIFFTY THANK YOU!! See? She believes-”

Niffty: “I felt really GREAT thinking you were hunting me for sport! Can I go back to thinking that?”

Charlie: “-that, you, oh. No that’s-” (droops) “…sure … whatever makes you happy, Niffty.”

Niffty: “YAY FEAR!” (hugs Charlie’s knees) (skitters away)

Angel Dust: “Oh yippie. Getting’ high off my ass and blackin’ all this out from my memory will make ME happy.” (flounces off) “Sweet dreams, toots! I sure as hell won’t be havin’ ‘em!”

Charlie: “I’m sor-”

Husk: “Anyone fucking needs me, don’t.”

Charlie: “Husk, I really-”

Husk: (already gone)  

Charlie: “….”

Charlie: “….. fuck.”

Vaggie: “It’ll be fine.” (pats Charlie gently) “Don’t freak out about it. They’re just, shook up.”

Charlie: (tired) “Except Niffty.”

Vaggie: “Niffty’s uhhh, she seems like the exception to most things yeah.”

Charlie: “She likes being scared of me.”

Vaggie: “Well. Thrilled? By you? I mean she gets her kicks out of it, so…”

Charlie: “I don’t like being scary.”

Vaggie: “You’re not.”

Charlie: “I scared them.”

Vaggie: “Startled and creeped out a little. It’s not the same thing.”

Charlie: “Isn’t it? I’m- I hate that I'm-”

Vaggie: “No.”

Charlie: “Vaggie.”

Vaggie: “You. Are. Not.”

Charlie: “But-”

Vaggie: (takes hand) “You’re a lot of things, Charlie Morningstar. Sometimes you’re a lot of those lot of things- which I love-”

Charlie: “Heh.”

Vaggie: “But being scary just by existing? Isn’t one of them. You can be you, all the way, the whole demon princess Charlie package- and not scare anyone. I promise."

Charlie: "Tell that to my ex..."

Vaggie: "I'll carve it into his stupid fucking skull- kidding! I'm kidding."

Charlie: "I'd believe that more if you hadn't already tried."

Vaggie: "Well believe me NOW when I'm trying to say- You can get scary when someone you love is hurt or threatened, sure. That's, not a bad thing. There's nothing about you that you need to hide to have people in your life. Living with you, every part of you, is great."

Charlie: "....."

Vaggie: "Charlie c'mon- I should know. If we’re talking observed data and stuff, I’ve already got three years of it. Right?”     

Charlie: “…right.” (weak smile) “I did it again though, didn’t I?”

Vaggie: “What, the intensely following around someone you’ve invited into your home trying to figure out how to make them feel more comfortable without bothering them or spooking them, working hard not to let them see how you spend hours just staring at them, taking in every little detail you can, but staring so hard they can feel it on the back of their neck anyway?”

Charlie: “And you’re sure that’s not scary. Like at all.”

Vaggie: “I always thought is was cute. Intense and a kinda worrying sign of how alone you’d been, sure, but cute.”

Charlie: “Hmph.”

Vaggie: (leans up to smooch her) “And our hazbins will too. Just give ‘em time.”

Charlie: “Our hazbins?” (grins) “Our? Oh now THAT’S cute.” (opens book and scribbles note) “Today… Vaggie.. bonded with…”

Vaggie: “I did not.”

Charlie: “…OUR- underline underline add some hearts- hazbins!”

Vaggie: “Charlie I didn’t. I barely even spoke with them.”

Charlie: “You’re comparing them to your past self and making connections between you when we first met and them now, aren’t you. You’re empathizing with them! That’s bonding! That’s ADORABLE!!”  

Vaggie: (sigh) “That’s my cue to drag you off to bed.”

Charlie: “You’re adorable~”

Vaggie: “Says the cute demon lady lovingly stalking her new friends.”

Charlie: “Do you think they’ll be friends with me? I mean I’m friends with them, but-”

Vaggie: “Charlie, they’ve met you. It’s inevitable.”

Charlie: “Heheh. Juuuust like this kiss~”

(smooch)

(smooch some more)

Vaggie: “Whoa there!” (chuckling) “Save it for the bed sweetie, or we’ll never get there.”

Charlie: (giggling) “Sorry. I’m not used to not having everything all to ourselves. And I suppose making out in the public areas wouldn’t be very polite, even in the middle of the night with no one around.”

Vaggie: “Probably. We’ve freaked them out enough for one day I think.”

Charlie: “There are definite downsides to having a hotel with actual other people living in it, huh….”

Vaggie: “Worth it?”

Charlie: “Mm. I hope so. I hope they’ll think so too.”

Vaggie: “They will, babe. They will.”

-Next Night-

-Alastor’s Radio Tower-

Alastor: (humming and happily prepping the next track for broadcast)

SOMETHING: (slowly rises up beyond the window behind him)

Alastor: (ears twitch) (adjust audio balance knob)  

SOMETHING: (presses against window)

Window: (Distinctive flesh-dragging-across-glass sound)

Alastor: (stops)

SOMETHING: (fades into shadows)

Alastor: (turns)

Window: (has smudge mark on it)

Alastor: “….hmm…” (walks over) (wipes window) (smudge stays bc it’s on the outside) “Interesting...”

Alastor: (goes back to disc jockeying)

SOMETHING: (reaches up and drags finger through smudge mark)

Alastor: (stops and turns)

Alastor: “Ohoho? My my my, now isn’t THIS just droll! Who COULD have left a message here for me. On my own radio tower! Smudging my glass! (smirks and walks over) “Hmm? Something dire and THREATENING no doubt? Not something they will REGRET I am SURE ha ha ha!”

Alastor: (bends down to read) “It appears to say…”

Window: (smudge has the word ‘FRIENDS’ written through it)

Alastor: (snaps back upright) (stares) (steps back) (stares harder)

Alastor: “…how… amusing.”

Alastor: (goes back to control panel)

Alastor: “….”

Alastor: (relaxes) (picks up microphone and holds it casually at the ready)

Alastor: (reaches for a record-)

SOMETHING: (slips past window behind him)

Alastor: (turning) (Shrieking) “KKKKSSSSSSSSFKKKSST” (yeets record out through window)

Window: (shatters)

Vaggie: “….”

Vaggie: “….hope that one wasn’t important, pendejo. It’s on the first floor now. In about a hundred pieces.”

Alastor: (lowering microphone) “Oh my dear I DO apologize!” (simpering) (Glowering) “Poor thing. Not hurt, are you? Not frightened at all I hope? Really I don’t know WHAT would have happened if I had happened to HIT you!”

Vaggie: “Me frightened? No.” (tosses cleaning rag over shoulder) “The scary little smudge is gone anyway, so I’m off. Bye.”

Alastor: “Oh delightful! You KNOW ABOUT-”

Vaggie: (gone)

Alastor: “……hmmmmmm….”

Charlie: “….”

Charlie: “She’s so hot when she’s all ‘doesn’t even blink when something almost would've decapitated her if she hadn’t casually leaned back’ isn’t she?”

Alastor: (shriek is broadcast all over Pentagram city, shattering the remaining windows in his radio tower)

[theeverlastingshade]

Last month $ilkMoney released a great new LP called I Don't Give a Fuck About This Rap Shit, Imma Just Drop Until I Don't Feel Like It Anymore, and it's a bracing collection of brash, disorienting rap that thrills as often as it provokes. Highlight "Cuummoney Amiliani" is a bouncy, almost cartoonish sounding song constructed from a deft combination of xylophone, bass, big band strings, and a snappy hi-hats/snare rhythm that still leaves plenty of space for $ilkMoney's rapid-fire flows. The production throughout the entire record is consistently colorful and immediate while incorporating a surprisingly diverse breadth of sound, and $ilkMoney finds inventive ways to rap over it all.

On "Cuummoney Amiliani" $ilkMoney tears down the gates with a breathtaking triplet flow without breaking a sweat before easing into a more measured delivery. His writing is often shocking or thought provoking if not both at once, "Fuck black lives matter let's go back to the days of black power/When our struggle was ours and wasn't monetized for the outsiders outside us" and paints a vivid picture of his cynical, multi-faceted outlook. In addition to railing against co-opted social movements, $ilkMoney spends the album throwing Molotov's at racism, fake allies, and the music industry and capitalism at large, couched in raunchy non-sequitors and riffs on pop-culture. On Imma Just Drop $ilkMoney lays it all out with the unabashed determination of a veteran who's sound has crystallized into something that belongs to him alone.

[cannibalcaprine2]

one thing i have learned about postal in nightmare difficulty: stay the FUCK away from enemies, they kill fast and there’s a lot of them, the machine gun has good range and staggers enemies easily due to it’s high fire rate, which is good cause when you need other weapons you really need them -the shotguns and flamethrower are good if you get surrounded, otherwise you’re dead -the missile launcher is how you deal with sentries, napalm sentries dont need a rocket if it’s alone due to the fact the machine gun outranges them -napalm and molotovs are good to kill hordes and prevent more from walking to you, since enemies don't walk in fire -the revolver runs out of ammo fast but it will 2shot basically anything -frag grenades in specific maps are very nice due to the bounciness and range of them -dont bother with mines

[asterekmess]

were you in the teen wolf fandom when it was airing?

Oohh, yes and no? So, lemme set the scene here.

It's May, 2012. You have a 14-year-old girl. Just about to go into high school. For various (and non-nefarious) reasons, she is stuck in the basement floor of a farmhouse 24/7, a forty-minute drive away from the nearest city, a twelve hour drive from her nearest friends. She is...oh so bored.

But! Her saving grace! Her father is an idiot who pays for a shitload of subscription services on his basement television, and he uses it about once a week. She has access to the remote. >:)

So, what does this magic obsessed 14-year-old do? She binges. Everything. Classic star trek. Classic doctor who. New doctor who. Charmed. The OG Teen Wolf movies. Kyle XY. Smallville. Fuck dude, she even watches like a full season of Switched at Birth, and three episodes of Pretty Little Liars. Then what does she find? A cringey looking teen drama called Teen Wolf, with the prettiest brunette in the teaser screenshot, which coincidentally has the same as those movies she watched. But clearly, they cannot be the same thing or even a reboot, bc this looks fucking dumb.

But she watches it anyway. There's exactly 1 season out. The main character bugs the shit out of her, for no reason she can find besides she hates his floofy hair (I knew about fifty guys with that hair, and let me tell you I was fucking sick of it). The majority of the characters are ripped, which she doesn't care about, as she's got a friend the same age who is JUST as ripped, so she doesn't see it as weird. They keep trying to have sex on screen, and she is just SO confused about what is sexy when there's a bleeding man waiting on you. There's this really scrawny side character who has ADHD, and holy shit she's never seen someone HAVE ADHD on television before. He acts just like her when she's feeling bouncy. She is enamored immediately. The pretty boy from the screenshot is a tall, broody, grim-dark butthead with a leather jacket and the cutest fuckin fangs. Nuff said. She is enamored immediately.

But what's this? The season is over. Broody Boy has these gorgeous red eyes and a new rumbly voice that makes her hum it's so nice, Scrawny Boy has revealed his badassery through molotov cocktails and gaining the begrudging respect of his high school bully. Floofy boy is...kissing the girl who tried to kill him. She's still confused on that one, but they look happy, so yay. With the season over, having been binged in a literal day (yes. i watched it for almost twelve hours straight and my eyes burned. This was nothing new), she sighs, daydreams for a little while (read: three days) about how fucking awesome pack cuddles would be, bc werewolves, and then runs off to write her own werewolf story that is completely and totally different to the show (It isn't, there are weird similarities, cus' she's 14 and an idiot, but she fuckin tried) and immediately forgets the show exists. Skip forward about ohhh fuck when was it? four years? five? It's like 2016-2017, okay? Possibly 2018. I have a shit memory. i kno i was in college. Ya girl's on the webs, tippy tapping. She wanders across Teen Wolf, and BOOM it's either finished or almost finished, all she knows is everyone's FREAKING OUT about seeing the finale. She rewatches s1 for the nostalgia....and just keeps hitting that 'next episode' button. THen, she starts having opinions. Boyd and Erica and Isaac deserve hugs. Derek deserves hugs. Stiles deserves hugs. Scot is...there. not bad, not good, but there.

So, she sits down in 2018 at this fancy new website called Ao3 that she's only just started posting semi-regularly on (and it's Doctor Who fic), and writes out a little fic called "Needed." Suddenly she is IMMERSED in fandom. Chatting to people in the comments, looking stuff up on tumblr, creating a whole side-blog. It's not just a slippery slope, she fell off a cliff and landed in a pile of Stereky Goodness, and man, she has no intention of digging her way out. So, yeah, I wasn't in fandom, but I was a fan, for all of like a week before i forgot it existed. Then when I came back it'd either just ended or was about to end, and I hate watching Currently Running shows bc I hate waiting for new episodes, so I refused to look at any current fandom stuff until it was well over and done with. And then, I joined fandom properly.

[quirkwizard]

Can you make a Quirk based around the Fire Flower form Super Mario, but maybe you could spruce it up a bit otherwise it would just be burnin’s Quirk but better.

I mean we don’t exactly know how her Quirk works, so I don’t think that really applies here. Still, I believe this is different enough while still covering the idea.

I see it working as an Emitter type Quirk that allows the user to produce clear orbs with fire inside them. Having the same properties of a bouncy ball, the user may cause these orbs to detonate at their will, releasing the fire inside like a molotov cocktail. The user cannot control any fire them make. This gives the user a unique fighting style, capable of tossing these orbs around in wild and unpredictable ways to hit their targets, making them difficult to counter in a straight fight. The remote detonation aspect can make it useful in setting up traps as well. Though the user must throw these balls themselves, relying on their own abilities to aim and bounce them around to hit a target. Using the orbs too much can cause them to weaken and explode prematurely when put under force, such as when they are flung through the air. A possible name for the Quirk could be “Hot Shot”.

[skulldxddy]

STUDY    :    SKULL BOSS GUZMA.       Repost it, do not reblog. Guzma literally has no fucking second name he disowned it when he ditched home.

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—    basics.

▸       is your muse tall    /    short    /    average ? 6′8″ / 6′5″ when slouched. Boy eats trees for breakfast.

▸       are they okay with their height ? It’s a pretty hefty chunk of his pride, yeah.

▸      what’s their hair like ? Shaved black back ‘n sides, big white mop on top. His dumb mop carries a bunch of different textures, hard to pinpoint. It’s thick, bouncy, wiry, with a lot of volume yet also soft and fluffy in some weird way. Always stinks like coconut because that’s one of his favourite scents.

▸     do they spend a  lot of time on their hair     /    grooming ? Not really. He tends to trim himself and shave his face where necessary once a week but he won’t go out of his way to appear some pristine human being or anything. He scruffy as fuck.

▸      does your muse care about their appearance   /   what others think ? Depends on his mood. Being manic depressive with emphasis on manic, one can usually tell his mood by the state of him. He cares enough to present a certain style about himself such as with his makeup and nails. No interest in conforming like a regular person lmao. People think he’s weird or eccentric? Good, let ‘em. That’s exactly what big bad Guzma’s going for.

—    preferences.

▸      indoors    or    outdoors ? Outdoors. Only indoors he’s comfy with is Shady House. ▸      rain    or    sunshine ? Both since he constantly has to deal with both. ▸      forest    or    beach ? Beach. Forests are pretty alright though. ▸      precious    metals    or    gems ? Both. He’s a fucking Murkrow for that shit. ▸      flowers    or    perfumes ? Flowers. One’s his namesake after all. ▸      personality    or    appearance ? Both? Both is good. ▸      being    alone    or    being    in    a    crowd ? Depends on his mood. ▸      order    or    anarchy ? ANARCHY ALL THE WAY *THROWS MOLOTOV* ▸      painful    truths    or    white    lies ? White lies. Painful truths are annoying. ▸      science    or    magic ? Neither. ▸      peace    or    conflict ? Mostly conflict. ▸      night    or    day ? Night, for sure. Big night owl here. ▸      dusk    or    dawn ? Dusk. ▸      warmth    or    cold ? Cold, because that’s a rare thing in Alola. ▸      many   acquaintances    or    a    few   close    friends ? A close few. ▸      reading    or    playing    a    game ? Bold of you to assume he can read.

—    questionnaire.

▸      what are some of your muse’s bad habits ? Smoking, drinking, drugs. He pretty much lives life stoned. Sleeps around. Has a habit of self harming in various other ways when bored or overwhelmed in some way, that is if he doesn’t have something in front of him to break first. Tendency to isolate when having an episode.

▸      has your muse lost anyone close to them ? how has it affected them ? In the game verse, not really. Nobody’s dead, at least. There are people he’s left behind but he’s not exactly regretful of it. Well maybe he is a little where it concerns his mama but he pretends she doesn’t exist. Post game, though? Oof. OOOOOOOOF. We don’t go there, yet.

▸      what are some fond memories your muse has ? All his many little bug hunting adventures as a kid. Trashing his dad’s house and stealing his watch. When Gala evolved from a Wimpod. Meeting Plumeria. Meeting Max and pondering on what could’ve been in the post game. Establishing Team Skull, creating the Skull and outfits. It’s how he discovered his first big calling; dude’s pretty talented when it comes to design.

▸     is it easy for your muse to kill ? For as much as he enjoys beating on people, it’s more for the rush and to de-stress. Guzma doesn’t actually want to kill a person and probably couldn’t live with the burden if he ever did.

▸      what’s it like when your muse breaks down ? Manic. Chaotic. Terrible. He doesn’t call himself destruction in human form for no reason. You don’t wanna witness it and he sure as hell doesn’t want you to witness it. Get outta there.

▸      is your muse capable of trusting someone with their life ? Only a very tiny select few. Plumeria and Max for certain. Lusamine? Sometimes.

▸      what’s your muse like when they’re in love ? He doesn’t know what it is or how to deal with it and this will affect the person in some way. Guzma prides himself on his freedom and choice to indulge in simple pleasures and feels love intrudes on that so he’d rather cancel it as much as possible. Post game he’s more lax about it though ‘cause he’s got nothing to prove anymore. Turns out? He still has no idea how the hell it works and he’s a clumsy fuck about it, but he does try his best for his person lmao.

[trumanhqs]

❛   ━━  IT’S  MEME  THURSDAY  !  ⧽ check the notes to see who is participating & send out a bunch to everyone. that being said , be patient when waiting for memes to arrive to your inbox. you’re getting some , we promise !  + you do not need to be doing the meme yourself to send stuff out to other muns. in fact , we’d love it if you did just that. 

remember , you only need to reblog this post TODAY ( thursday ) in order to participate. however , you may answer or send out memes anytime throughout the week. * don’t reblog or like this post if you’re not apart of trumanhqs.

THE  GOOD  PLACE  SENTENCE  STARTERS  !  ◈

“[sarcastically] It’s super cool that I’m actively surveilling and manipulating an ex.”

“Guys like this believe that the world revolves around them.”

“Bonus: maybe he’ll cry like a stupid little baby.”

“Anyway, long story short, that’s why there are still ducks.”

“I really don’t like to brag.”

“Man, I mean, compared to you I feel a little inadequate.”

“I feel bad for making her life more chaotic and unpredictable, so here’s my idea to make it up to her.”

“We’ll do a flash mob, just total unpredictable chaos all around her.”

“It’s because you have no control over your own impulses.”

“You think every problem can be solved with a Molotov cocktail or slashing somebody’s tires.”

“The only way to repair your relationship with her is to give her some space.”

“Show her that you can control your impulses.”

“So, you’re saying that wanting to do something isn’t a good reason to immediately do it?”

“Man, I wish someone taught me this on Earth.”

“Tell us about a time when things didn’t come so easy to you.”

“I’ve had my share of disappointments.”

“When life knocks you on your butt, you jump back up and start throwing haymakers.”

“We need to bust him open like a piñata.”

“This is the universe telling me that I don’t belong here.”

“I’m sure she’ll get around to showering at some point.”

“We just can’t help but question her decision-making.”

“Perhaps leadership isn’t her forte.”

“She’s dope, but she keeps screwing everything up.”

“Purely from a mathematical standpoint, you are kind of pooching it.”

“If I could give you some feedback, I’d say that you’re all ungrateful ash-faces who can shove your fat grumps all the way up your snork-box.”

“All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars, and a bunch of ambulances.”

“The things that are happening here are above my pay grade.”

“How do I do it all with a pleasant smile to keep everyone’s spirits up?”

“I’m not meant for this.”

“I’m not the freaking savior of the universe.”

“Human beings, it turns out, are weird and I will never truly understand what it’s like to be one.”

“This is a job for a human who’s tough but also empathetic and has a big heart.”

“You think you can’t do this? You’re the only one who can do this.”

“Everything I do blows up in my face.”

“I’m like a hot, blonde Wile E. Coyote.”

“You just sexualized a cartoon.”

“I hope you’ll join me. Actually, I hope you’ll shower first and then join me.”

“Guys like him never think they’re wrong, so we’re gonna tell him he’s right.”

“This conversation must remain confidential.”

“I got you a box of chocolates.”

“I remembered you can’t eat, so I ate them.”

“You know that I’ve been overwhelmed with work.”

“I asked you to give me some space.”

“I’m so sorry to say this, but I can’t be in a relationship with you right now.”

“Being with you is fun, but it’s not always easy.”

“I hate to pile on, but I feel like you have a right to know.”

“Now he’s saddled with bad motivation.”

“As an authority figure, I’m extra suspicious.”

“What makes you think I’d have any more luck?”

“I’m getting a stomachache, but a good one.”

“I spent my whole life in pursuit of fundamental truths about the universe.”

“I never actually fell in love with someone.”

“My brain must really like keeping you around.”

“To be fair, I only think that because it’s true and I’m right.”

“What do you have to lose by treating people with kindness and respect?”

“It’s arguable that you made an even bigger sacrifice.”

“You have to actually live with this situation.”

“I know you’re down, but you can’t leave me hanging on a high five.”

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The Nexus Trolls !

Olivebloods: Selvan Tropic (Female, 9S.)

Archaeologist, adventurer, and host of the hit Alternian TV show "Bare Alternian Wild".

Closet freak and adept of state-mandated public nudity.

Your very own amazon warrior, if you have what it takes to follow her rhythm.

Sarjen Wylsun (Male, 9S)

ROCK OF AGES

Needs backup STAT to reach the Sunny-D on the upper shelf !!!

THE ONLY THING I’LL RESPECT FROM THE ARMY IS THEIR STYLE AND WEAPONS.

Blueblood: Troman Nwimse (Male, 10S.)

Hottest celebrity chef of Alternia, in all the right ways.

Real men wear lipstick.

Aprons are clothes. Everything else is superfluous.

Violetblood: Vinovv Eritas (Male, 9S.)

Tastes faintly of expensive wine.

Could kill you, but would rather share a meal with you instead.

DON'T TOUCH THE CROWN.

Yellowblood: ??? (MOLOTOV) (Male ? Age unknown.)

Probably the only yellowblood you could qualify as "hulking".

Flame-shaped Psionics, just to flex on other PSI users.

Military uniforms and gas masks are THE look for taking down the government this summer, sisters !

Dredde Nachts (Male, 10+ ? / Correct age unknown.)

Rumor has it he’s smaller on the inside.

AN ENEMY WITHOUT SHELTER, IS WITHOUT HOPE.

Follows his own imperium.

Rustbloods: Jhudge Sundon (Male, 10S)

Has a noose that fits you. No exceptions.

Horses are too weird, so he rides Raptors.

May or may not have a huge crush on Neophyte Redglare.

Schoon Miotla (Male, 9S)

Puts detergent on fists for +15 Poison DMG.

Fuschias ? YES PLEASE !

Alternian Super Mario Sunshine.

Bronzeblood: Cheyen Poenix (Female, 12S)

Big minotaur mama, deadly with a pitchfork.

The pie on the windowsill is filled with fruits, not sopor.

Not an herbivore, contrary to popular beliefs.

Kinguu Baergr (Male, 12S)

Size XXXXTerminator+

Always responds “YES” to the question “Are you hungry ?”

And a large soda, please.

Purplebloods: Akroba Circus (Female, 11S)

Star patterns all day, every day for funky clown gals !

Has a nice pair of huge, soft, bouncy... Balloons !

Flexible, because... you know ;)

Veniss Plagua (Male, 10S)

Favored weapon: Blunt trauma induced by hefty books

FUCK THE CHURCH ! (Keep their books tho)

A handsome-looking rat man, somehow.

Jadeblood: Mharln Monruu (Female, 10S)

A hourglass figure to die for. Literally.

Happy wriggling day, Miss Condescension.

An assassin under the spotlights. Yes, they exist.

Tealblood: Hartax Avaris (Male, 11S)

Normies pay more, stale memes are taxed double.

Your gold, hand it over. NOW.

Puts the “TOL” in “TOLL FEES”.

Ceruleanblood: Sidvic Anarki (Male, 9S)

Can slice things down with his mohawk.

Studded clothing is a look, and if you disagree, you’re a filthy capitalist !

Anarcho-anti-establishment-pro-freedom Fashion Punk... Trademarked.

Fuschiablood: Vapora Retron (Female, 10S)

Couldn’t fucking care less about the Condesce’s throne if she tried.

Video Cassettes and Walkmen are still in use, right ?

You call my style kitsch, I call it a mood, now scram, buoy.

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Steam Twin-Stick Round-Up: Enter the Gungeon, One Shell Straight To Hell, Geometry Wars 3, Orbital Invaders

Article with screenshots, links

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Every once in a while, a game rolls out that is pitch perfect. Enter the Gungeon is just such a game.

It’s a twin-stick shooter. It’s a dungeon crawler. It’s pixel art. EtG knows what its strengths are and plays them up well.

Graphically, it’s cute and engaging. Deceptively so. Because what lies beneath is a tough and complex bulletfest. Your character may be bouncy and full of smiles, but it has one mission. Kill everything that moves.

You’re given a choice of four characters, with a fifth available only in co-op mode. They each have different weapons, abilities, and default items, and exploring those choices is itself engaging. While your default weapon never runs out of ammo, there is a wait-time for reloading, which becomes a serious factor in the heat of battle.

After an important tutorial level, you enter a randomly generated series of rooms and face increasingly challenging enemies. I say the tutorial is important because there are a few skills you definitely need to master if you want to survive. You can flip tables to use as cover and even push them ahead of you, and you can dodge roll out of the line of fire. I daresay the game would be impossible without the ability to roll through the barrage of oversized projectiles fired at you.

The dungeon aspect also has everything you would expect. Random weapon drops and power-ups, keys, chests, locked doors, shops. There are pits that can be crossed, or more likely, fallen into. Most intriguingly, there are secret doors that can only be revealed if you have the right weapon. There are even teleport areas that let you warp to other areas of the map, saving you from a lot of traveling through empty rooms you’ve already cleared.

It’s rare to find a game that does two entirely different things, and does them both extremely well. The gameplay is great, and the random nature of the dungeons insures nothing gets too repetitive. I even encountered two entirely different bosses in multiple playthroughs of the first level. And the bosses are tough, making the enemies you meet up to that point seem like mere training targets by comparison. Beating even the first one is a real accomplishment.

EtG is full of details that add to the overall polish of the game. Sometimes you have to make a choice as to whether you pick something up in exchange for what you’re currently carrying. Re-enter the room you left an item in, and you’ll find a note from an enemy, thanking you for leaving behind something they can use against you. The weapons and special items are diverse and numerous. A Molotov cocktail, for instance, does great damage…but will kill you, as well.

Likewise, there are a ton of enemies, and they possess a wide range of characteristics. Looking at the included ‘Ammonomicon’, there seems to be a staggering number in the game, slowly unlocked as you progress. That’s really encouraging, as the game is plenty of fun with the handful you face at the start. I see a ton of replay value in this game.

If you do happen to beat EtG, there’s already a sequel, Exit the Gungeon, as well. But that will take some serious effort. I can’t say enough good things about this one, and it’s a steal at the $5.99 I got it for on sale. Do yourself a favor and buy it.

One Shell Straight to Hell is an interesting shooter that incorporates RPG elements and is heavily story driven. A bit like the comic/series Preacher, you play a priest who favors bullets over acts of contrition to solve problems.

The first level involves a spooky mansion and rescuing a woman’s possessed daughter. It’s all nicely atmospheric and darkly lit and doesn’t take itself too seriously. You pick up on that when you start getting attacked by chairs, pianos, and rugs.

The woman herself serves as a guide and also functions as an AI partner, doing some shooting of her own, on occasion. Her narrative initially pushes the story along. The dialogue is decent. It’s occasionally funny, but not exactly over-the-top hilarious, sometimes lapsing into self-awareness and breaking the 4th wall. One tiny aspect I didn’t care for is that your companion repeats her scripted lines each time you enter a room. It destroys the illusion slightly and would have been better if she only said something once.

It’s all quite playable. You can heal yourself by praying, but that will take a few seconds, so don’t count on it in a major battle. You can also unleash a holy blast of sorts, doing damage to anything in its radius.

The game is well done graphically and has a tiny twist that’s almost unnoticeable. Everything is constructed of tiny voxels, rather than being traditionally 3D rendered. An interesting and curious choice, but it works.

There is ammo to collect, of course, and the occasional gun to be found. But there’s also a crafting element, and the ability to reclaim rooms by ‘repairing’ them. Creating objects such as bear traps and reclaiming rooms becomes a necessary part of your overall strategy.

Eventually you’ll encounter things like spiders, which emit a poisonous gas that lingers for a few seconds, and a large demon of some sort, which is keeping the woman’s daughter hostage. Defeating it moves you on to a second, much tougher phase where the enemies attack you in larger numbers.

It gets tough, and so far I haven’t fully completed the mansion level. I will, though, because it manages to keep you interested in the story, and what lies ahead.

One Shell Straight to Hell is a good game, easily worth a few bucks, if you’re looking for a shooter with a bit more thought behind it.

There's not a lot that can be said about Geometry Wars 3 that I haven’t already said in my review of the original Geometry Wars, except that it’s ten times better.

The playfields are wildly inventive, at times giving a nod to Tempest, Super Stardust, and even the original playfield from the first game. The level progression and goals give you a lot more to play for than just a high score. Honestly, it just makes the first game seem silly and quaint by comparison.

Most interestingly, there is a group of people who play it by not shooting. If you really want a taste of bullet hell, check out pacifism gameplay on Youtube. No actual bullets involved, but wow. These people score more than I ever will, without ever firing a shot.

This game is big, with staggering graphics and level design. It’s tough, but fair. Endless replay value here, and it’s a must have game if you love twin-stick shooters. The series is so good that there is a push for Geometry Wars 2 to be ported to the PC, as it’s only available on the Xbox consoles. If you don’t have this one already, pick it up.

Speaking of Super Stardust...

I picked up Orbital Invaders, because it looks like a nice Super Stardust type game. I love this style of gameplay, obviously, and this has a nice, unique look to it.

Unfortunately, there has been nothing I can do to make it actually run. It's in my library, I remain hopeful, but thus far, I haven't actually been able to play it. Pity.

I could get my money back, but that feels like a dick move, taking back a dollar or whatever I got it for from an indie coder. I have contacted the developer, but I don't see any progress being made, and I'm not the only person who's had this problem. Buyer beware. Maybe you'll have better luck than I did.

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5 stickers- $23

10 stickers- $42

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Flower Shot x2

Go Fuck YourSelf Red x1

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Slayer x1

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Baby x2

Banana Tee Sticker x1

Fronts x1

Supreme Anime Logo x1

Slayer Color x1

Weird Dog x1

Mendini Box Logo x1 ($15)

Red Box Logo Stickers x36 ($15 for all)

Shower Cap x1 ($10)

Bouncy Ball x3 ($10 each)

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[raccooninapartyhat]

I was tagged by @beckettsthoughts. Thanks Beckett!

List 10 songs you’re vibing on and tag mutuals

1) The Front Bottoms // Twin Size Mattress

Before you start to judge me, it’s on the list for a reason. Towards the start of this school year when we were doing our final devised project for Theatre Studies, my friend used this song to describe the mood of our piece. And she was completely right about it. I think the whole teenage angst / coming of age mood of this song (even though it isn’t really about that but it feels like it is) aptly fits where me and my friends are in our lives right now. Leaving sixth form and going to university means a lot of us are in that place.

2) The Paper Kites // Bloom

Listen to it. It’s beautiful. It tastes like cherries. No other explanation needed.

3) Paolo Nutini // New Shoes

It’s so catchy! I may not be very good at dancing (which is an understatement, i am absolutely shit at dancing) but this song is one I will dance to at home when it comes on. It’s been coming on a lot lately, probably a side-effect of putting my music on shuffle for the first time in like two years.

4) The Paper Kites // Willow Tree March

Another Paper Kites song. Super catchy. I’m not entirely sure why I’m vibing on this one but apparently I am so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Actually, that’s a lie. It’s because of my current religious crisis and the religious themes in the song itself. Don’t judge me.)

5) Civil Twilight //  Fire Escape

I can’t explain this one either really. It’s one I’m attached to, and it’s also super stimmy so there’s that as well.

6) MIKA // Boum Boum Boum

Bouncy and catchy and a step up from Elle Me Dit in terms of French comprehension, I can’t help but love this song. And yes, I am aware it is about sex.

7) Florence + The Machine // My Boy Builds Coffins

By now I think my taste in music is fairly obvious. It’s not much of a leap to see why I like this one, really.

8) The Lumineers // Ophelia

Also super stimmy and super catchy.

9) Mikky Ekko  // Smile

10) Panic! At the Disco // Victorious

I loved most of the songs on this album but right now I really love this one. This was my favourite during last year’s upswing and it’s kinda stuck around because of how awesome it is to dance to. It’s uplifting, I think.

And now it’s time to do the tagging thing. If you wanna do this, consider yourself tagged by me. Also:

@spicy-molotov  @subliminalbuttstuff  @sweaterweathercub  @withoutmyguiltandmyhair @aaronvsinternet  @cynic-in-denial and @wufflers

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Official Title: Grand Theft Auto 2 Also Known As: GTA 2

Genre: Racing, Demolition / Combat Racing Developer: DMA Games Publisher: Rockstar Games ESRB Rating: Mature Release Date: October 10, 1999

Hints

Getting Rid Of Cops

Go to the territory of what ever gang you are working for and they will shoot them for you. If you only have one bouncy cop-head on the top of the screen and want to get rid of it, just hide somewhere. In a few minutes they will be gone. If you are being chased by the police and in a car, find a car painting place. Paint your car and the cops will stop chasing you. Regardless of how many cops heads are shown, this will get rid of them in the first level. Proceed to the church where the level begins. Walk to the tutorial phone and make sure that you activate the tutorial (and the man begins to speak to you). Immediately proceed to the west side of the building (left of the screen). Walk through the opening on the west side wall that leads up to the roof. The cop heads should be gone.

Get A Fire Truck

Blow up a car using the bazooka. Wait until a fire truck appears, then car jack it.When you are in the fire truck, hold Horn and steer to aim.

Flamethrowing Fire Truck

In level 2, go to the Zaibatsu Village to the green phones and answer the bottom one. Do the job up to the part where you have to steal a fire truck. Take it back to the village. A man will get in and the weapon will change from the water cannon to a flamethrower. Whether you finish the job or not, the truck is yours unless it explodes. If you fail you can do it over to get another flamethrowing fire truck.

Taxi Job

Get a taxi, then park on the side of the road and wait. Sooner or later someone will enter the taxi and you will earn money.

News Van

The news van has a dish that always points towards the church.

Aggressive Civilians

Start the first level and take the mission “Radio Za-Za” at the loonies place. All the people around will try to kill you.

Bad Civilians

Watch out for people wearing red shirts. They will try to steal your and other people’s money. They will not try to steal the money if you or they are in a vehicle. Also, lawman and gang members will shoot to kill them. Watch out for people wearing green shirts. They will try to steal vehicles even if you are in them. They also drive recklessly and will run over you or anyone that gets in their way. The person that was in that vehicle previously will yell at the person in the green shirt and tell them to get out — he will do so. Lawman and gang members will also shoot to kill them.

Die While Invincible

You can still die when invincible by being inside an exploding car. The other armed men can also blow up your vehicle. You can also die by jumping from a high location or by drowning.

Driving Up Stairs

You can drive up some stairs and ramps, but some will bounce you away. To drive up those “unapproachable” stairs, just drive for the incline. Just when you are about to bouce off, use the handbrake and skid until you reach the top. You have to be going fast to do this. This trick is useful for getting police off your tail.

Fly

Get on a high building, equip a throwing weapon such as molotovs or grenades, and jump up in the air. When at the highest point of your jump, start throwing the grenades/molotovs. You will actually be flying now because you cannot throw things when in the air – the jump will start over and remain at the same height as the building you started from. To get down again, just stop shooting. Use this trick when army, police, SWAT, or special agents are after you – they will not see you when in the air. Tanks can see you but cannot reach you.

Guided Tour

Go to the phone at the beginning of the first level. A “Schmidt” car will appear below. Enter it and wait for instructions. After finishing the tour, a machine gun and a GTA2 sign will appear below the church.

Quick Wanted Level 2

Steal a car, rig it with a bomb, then create a huge traffic jam in a two lane road. As soon as at least four or five cars are blocked up, arm the bomb and get out of the area. In about five seconds the bomb will explode, destroying all the cars around you.

Wanted Levels

Wanted level 1 (One cop head)One cop will go after you at a time. The cops will not run as fast as you will. The cops will have about one heart of health. Wanted level 2 (Two cop heads)Two cops will go after you at a time. The cops will not run as fast as you will. The cops will have about two hearts of health. The cops appear more often. Wanted level 3 (Three cop heads)About three cops will go after you at a time. The cops will run as fast as you will. The cops will have about three hearts of health. The cops will set up roadblocks. The cops appear even more often. Wanted level 4 (Four cop heads)About four or five cops will go after you at a time. The cops will run as fast as you can. The cops will have about four hearts of health. The cops will set up roadblocks. The SWAT team will go after you. The SWAT team will seem to have bullet-proof armor on, as they a lot of hits to kill. The SWAT team will use pistols to kill you. The cops will come after you about every time you go in the street. Wanted level 5 (Five cop heads)Special Agents will go after you. Special Agents will run as fast as you can. Special Agents have about four or five hearts of health. Special Agents will set up roadblocks. Special Agents will use silenced S-Uzi machine guns and shotguns to kill you. Special Agents will come after you almost every time you go in the street. Note: You cannot reach this Wanted level in Downtown District (level 1). Wanted level 6 (Six cop heads)This the most dangerous wanted level: The Army will go after you. Soldiers will be everywhere. Soldiers will run as fast as you can. The Army will set up tank roadblocks. You will only find Military vehicles. Soldiers around the city will have one heart of health and soldiers that comes out of jeeps will have about five hearts of health The Army will use S-Uzi machine guns to kill you. Note: You cannot reach this Wanted level in Downtown District (level 1). Note: If you die or get arrested, your wanted level will go back down to zero.

Gangs

There is a cool gang, weird gang, and Zaibatsu gang in all three levels:Level Cool Gang Weird Gang Zaibatsu 1 Yakuza Loonies Zaibatsu 2 SRS .Rednecks Zaibatsu 3 Russians Krishnas Zaibatsu

Get A Police Uniform

In level 2, go to where the Z gang are found and answer one of the green phones with the mission called “Flame It”. It will tell you to steal a cop car. Once you steal it, get out and you will be in a cop uniform. To stay in the cop uniform, do not finish the mission.

Wang Cars Bonus

Get all eight Wang cars to get a fire truck that shoots both fire and water; 4 Furor GTs (one with 50 machine guns, two with 50 mines and one with 50 oil slicks), a tank with 20 rockets, a special agent car with 50 machine guns, and an armed land roamer with 20 military machine gun rounds.Find all eight Wang cars to get the Wang car bonus. Once you have found all eight, go to the church, save the game, then quit. Go to the main menu and start from your saved status. Go and find all of the Wang cars to get the bonus again. After that, keep finding Wang cars and you can get up to 32 Furore GTs. In each gang’s perspective turf, a mysterious, numbered sports car is hidden (1, 2, and 5). The cars in the Zaibatsu and Scientists’ regions are both elevated above ground and must be accessed by walkway, whereas the car located in the Redneck’s territory is on a northwestern island that must be accessed by a car ramp over water. Once any of these cars is boarded, you will immediately be transported back to Wang’s car lot, where you will be awarded $30,000 in exchange for the car. Your real reward comes once the third car is delivered. At this point, you will be returned to the car lot, where a tank, a fire truck, a special forces car, an armed land rover, and 4 Furore GTs are waiting.

Tractor Trailer

If you see a Truck Cab get in then look for what looks like the back part of a tractor trailer There may be a car on it. Back into it and you will be able to drive around with it on. To detatch it you press spacebar.

Easy Money

To get quick and easy money you must first get a flame-thrower, Then steel about 2-3 cars and block a main road. Then let loose on all the cars that are blocked they can’t do anything except burn.

Easy Way To Steal Police Cars

The easy way to jack a police car is to walk up to one, thats on the road and press enter until you get in, in the end the cops should get out of the car try grab you, but you are already driving off.

Dancing Loonies

Find yourself an icecream truck and drive into the loonies base with the music playing. This will cause all the loonies to run and dance around like little girls.

How To Find Tanks

If you wait long enough at the main menu, “where it says options” Wait there for about 60 seconds and it will show you the way to the tanks, It’s that simple.

Bonus Level

Collect all the GTA 2 Shields to play a special level.

Cheats

Power-ups

Leave a car at the dump to receive the corresponding power-up:CarPower-upAniston BD4Free Jail CardBeamer Flame ThrowerBig Bug Machine GunB-Type InvulnerabilityBug Machine GunDementia InvisibilityMiara Rocket LauncherMichelli Roadster MachinegunMinx ElectroFingersPolice Car Cop BribeRomero ArmorSchmidt HealthShark Molotov CocktailsTaxi Double DamageU-Jerk Truck MachinegunZ-Type Silenced Machinegun

Cheat Codes

Enter "GOURANGA" as a name to enable cheat mode. Then, enter one of the following names before starting a level to activate the corresponding cheat function. Note: Some codes may only work in the North American version, while others may only work in the European/Australian PAL version.RESULTNAME99 lives CUTIE1Invincibility RSJABBER, LIVELONG, or YAKUZADEATHAll weapons BLASTBOY, NAVARONE, or FORALLGTAll weapons w/ full ammo GODOFGTAAll cities BEMEALL or UKGAMERAll bonus levels TUMYFROGAll levels, weapons, invincibility IAMASUCKERDefault weapons and ammo DAVEMOONDouble damage powerup SCHURULZLevel select ITSALLUPFirst two cities GINGERRRespect from three gangsMADEMANKeep weapons after arrestARSESTARNo police LOSEFEDS or ELVIS IS HEREMaximum wanted level DESIRESGet Out Of Jail Free card JAILBAIT$200,000 DANISGOD$500,000 [Note] MUCHCASH or COOLBOY$9,999,999 IAMDAVEJ5x multiplier HIGHFIVE10 million points BIGSCORENo exploding scores COCKTARTDisplay coordinates WUGGLESFlamethrower FLAMEONElectric ray gun VOLTFESTNude people NEKKID"Elvis clan" people LASVEGASFree shopping EATSOUPPeople more aggressiveBUCKFASTMore gore GOREFESTIncreased brutality BEEFCAKEInvisibility HUNSRUSSmall cars FISHFLAPDebug basic scripts NO FRILLSHamster runs across screen MEATMANNote: Save the game, exit, then resume to gain an additional $500,000 as long as your name remains the same.

Unlockables

Currently we have no unlockables for Grand Theft Auto 2 yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Easter eggs

Currently we have no easter eggs for Grand Theft Auto 2 yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.

Glitches

Glitch: Warped Graphics

Begin game play, then press [Alt] + [Tab] to minimize the game. Restore it, and the graphics will be seriously warped.

Guides

Currently no guide available.

Currently no guide available.

Currently no guide available.

Achievements

Currently we have no achievements or trophies for Grand Theft Auto 2 yet. If you have any unlockables please feel free to submit. We will include them in the next post update and help the fellow gamers. Remeber to mention game name while submiting new codes.