#''Jaws''
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My brain last night was trying to dream about watching the movie Jaws with my beloved, but I have never actually seen the movie Jaws so the "footage from the movie" my brain conjured up concerned the titular creature "Jaws", a bizarre undersea millipede-like creature with a shark's head (This was a false head to deter predators when it wasn't hunting.)
It had a thick carapace lined with small venomous spikes that held an insanely powerful numbing agent. "Jaws" was roughly the size of a small dog (initially, though was still noticeably longer) and covered in small gnashing teeth alongside nearly the entirety of the creature's underside. When it needed to hunt, "Jaws" would bury itself in the sand of shallow lakes, waiting for a human to step too close. Once they did step too close, the human's leg would be rendendered fully numb by the creature's venom and "Jaws" would latch onto and wrap around the leg, using both its teeth and its apparently sharp legs(?) to gruesomely rip and tear the numbed flesh down to the bone, before quickly leaving the unfortunate human and scuttling the fuck off into the sea to apparently molt into something roughly double its size. By the end of the movie it had grown to the point it was wrapping around and attempting to devour entire cargo ships.
I don't know what the FUCK creature that was, but even I know that sure as shit wasn't Jaws
#also worth noting is that I guess my brain was super super excited about this monster premise#because I only got to watch it hunt like twice#once on the beach and once in a Stock Horror Movie White Guy's house#before my brain got too excited about weird creature and fully abandoned its own premise and became Laios Dungeonmeshi infodumping about it#the cargo ship thing even looked like it was a still shot ripped straight from the anime#truly the dream ever lol#pun's text posts#Pun talks Dreams#''Jaws''
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travelling next week for work. googled the nearest city and none of you are prepared to see what passes for the local style pizza.
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me
#loverboy wordz#disclaimer that im not even a christian. i just think this phrasing is funny#i would unhinge my jaw like a snake and swallow 90000 of them peel and all
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i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like
#that's my guarentee#ignore the quiz description#features some of my favourite characters. eg. ianthe tridentarius. jaws. sonny!dog day afternoon. nicolas cage. kendall roy. hope this help#im not going to tag every fandom that's rude#uquiz#quiz#personality quiz#mine#i don't know why i put the sport question i hate the sport question.#wasted like half a day asking stupid questions like 'do we think vriska serqet would prefer football or hockey'
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Just in: local baguette flabbergasted
#my jaw DROPPED when Athena joined in Little Wolf#Telemachus shocked and flabbergasted like yeah I get it I GET IT#I WAS FLABBERGASTED TOO#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#epic the musical wisdom saga#Athena#telemachus#deadbaguettesart
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Strange and silent angels came to meet you in the field — to circle darkly overhead, to show you where to kneel.
#artists on tumblr#illustration#gothic americana#vulture#the other kingdom opens#like a pair of broken jaws#jennabarton
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dandadorks
#dandadan#momo ayase#ken takakura#okarun#momokarun#jin enjoji#jiji#admin draws#fanart#do u ever see an endgame romance done so right u wonder how so many others fuck it up so badly#anyways watching the anime. got impatient so im reading the manga now too and ouuuu goodddd is this. thing. hitting some spots#especially early on when we were still getting to know all the characrts my jaw kept dropping. love the character writing sm
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marmar
#my art#adventure time#fionna and cake#marceline#when I tell u my jaw fucking dropped to the floor as soon as I saw her in these outfits#had to draw them IMMEDIATELY like the autism demon took over
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“horror movies of the 1970s reflect some of the grim social developments of the decade. fortunately, when society goes bad, horror films get good. in the 1970s horror makes its way back into the cultural spotlight. horror movies dealing with contemporary social issues and addressing genuine psychological fears were big hits during the decade.”
#ive finally gotten to making this#im trying to do it for each decade#but here's to the 70s#i did majority of my favorites & then i went off from popular to some i highly need people to see#horror#horror movies#horror decades#black christmas#morgiana#the blood on satan's claw#ganja & hess#the exorcist#halloween#deep red#don't look now#the omen#alice sweet alice#the brood#a bay of blood#martin#the hills have eyes#phase iv#jaws#the texas chain saw massacre#alien#i spit on your grave#the amityville horror#eraserhead#the wickerman#the last house on the left
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Genesis / Apocalypse
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#solavellan#solas dragon age#solas#lavellan#da:i#crossposted on twt#hands that cradle and jaws that won’t close#or whatever#my art
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Will is not a morning person
#college byler#mike has an early morning class and Will isn't happy about it#byler#stranger things#the jaws poster is so iconic I will always put it in their rooms#byler art#art#my art#stranger things fanart#stranger things s5#Mike wheeler#Will Byers#byler fanart
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This is a tribute to Peter Benchley, not the movie Jaws (1975)
The author of 'Jaws' dedicated the rest of his life to reversing the unexpected negative impact his book had on the image of sharks.
Not only were sharks supposedly killed to create props for the movie, but 'Jaws' ended up awakening a bloody sea of ignorance in people at the time, who, haunted by an irrational fear and lack of understanding about marine predators, felt motivated to take to their boats and kill thousands of great white sharks in the most feared ways.
Such as the promotion of great white shark hunting championships that targeted the biggest ones, which were mostly pregnant females who, after being displayed as a trophy, had their jaws ripped off and their bodies discarded in the garbage.
Fear spread widely to all shark species, creating a lack of sensitivity that made it convenient to exterminate entire shark populations around the world that for a long time remained invisible to people's perception.
And this has continued to resonate for a long time with the entertainment media perpetuating the portrayal of sharks as monsters, newspapers favoring sensationalism about shark incidents, governments promoting shark culls, the advance of the unregulated predatory fishing industry, scientists not being supported in their studies of marine predators, the destruction of their natural habitats and the pollution of the oceans.
For thousands of years, sharks have taken care of the health of our oceans, older than the dinosaurs or the first trees, they have gone through great mass extinctions, they have been worshipped and respected as gods and guardians by oceanic peoples and now we demonize them in our media and exterminate them by the millions every year, who is the real monster?
We are shark-eaters.
I hope you can also hear what Peter Benchley himself had to say about all this:
I finally finished this artwork! Hope you like it. At some point I will adapt it for my little Redbubble store.🛍️
I reduced the quality to try to prevent them from stealing. I hope it's enough! 🙁
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I posted it in my little RedBubble store for anyone who wants it! There are clothes, prints and other curious things.🛍️
⭐️Link: redbubble.com/people/Requinoesis/
I also published it on INPRINT if you want a print with quality paper, I hope you like it! 🖼️
⭐️Link: inprnt.com/gallery/requinoesis/
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wilt thou be taken in the jaws...
#i'd like to take his snake in my jaws if you know what i'm saying#or put my snake in his!#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#messmer#messmer the impaler#fanart#video games#digital#original art
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Do y’all ever wonder if Dutch and Hosea knew they were going to raise an absolute UNIT like Arthur? Like he was once a skinny and rambunctious 14 year old street orphan and they took a chance on him and fed him as he grew into a fucking BEAST who is arguably bulkier than the two of them combined, and has become the main brawn of the gang.
This is basically just an Arthur Physique appreciation post but GOD DAMN.
#I can imagine young Dutch and Hosea sitting slack jawed if they could see older Arthur#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 fandom#arthur morgan#dutch van der linde#hosea matthews
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