#' нүρσтнεтιcαℓ cнαηcε σғ ωιηηιηg '- αяcα∂ε

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Guys he's totally not hiding behind them while he talks shit he would neverrrrrr

anyways enjoy some starcade art hehe

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((F/OVEMBER BREAK. BLOOD TW))

I cannot stress how fast i banged this out. I was,,,, overtaken with the thought of disheveled arcade, blacked out for like 13 minutes and woke up to this on my phone.

"Damn those X-men." -Him, probably.

hey. hey. if you have an f/o who fights in their source media (even if they don’t) very important that you imagine them after a fight: hair messed up, maybe, clothes disheveled, perhaps with a few rips in them — maybe a cut on their cheek.

bonus fluff. imagine they come to you, tired, slumping forward to hug you — maybe they’re usually this open, or maybe it’s rare, but they’re vulnerable with you right now and they trust you.

proship dni

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Ah. I seem to have come down with the terrible illness known as 'feels bad for selfshipping with villains.' Specifically jervis but it's affecting toad and arcade and mindbender in my brain too.

A little love would be appreciated<3 I would really love if ya'll could send some asks or smth idk. Just some stuff has been making me feel bad abt it :[[

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AKDHAPDNEWPIN Guess who just got a DA commission!! This art is by Samoyyed on DA, and I am totally in love with it!!

SFOIN#N$I it shows our dynamic so well and the hair is amazing dnewoifew. I'm in love!

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arcades dumb little emojis are so cute in this episode OML. Sorry ypu went to prison babe you would've loved pngtubing

(Also that little sad one makes me want to cuddle him sooo bad someone help this man🥺🥺)

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Starfall and Arcade perhaps? ^w^

SELFSHIP REBLOG GAME :3 (OPEN!!)

reblog with a pic of your s/i & your f/o & I’ll assign you two guitars based on vibes!!! one ship per reblog

example —

Angie as a Gibson Les Paul standard in seafoam green | Jesse as a custom graffiti yellow CIJ with Kurt Cobain Jaguar mods

P.roship DNI pretty please

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been sad so i made these 'w'

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I love love love the thought of arcade x my s/i being a hero/villain thing but also i feel like his enemies to lovers love language is 'building torture chambers based perfectly to your trauma. like look at how much work i put into studying you now escape my saw trap ^w^' and i would fucking love that but alas.

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ok headcanoning my f/os love languages bc its my selfshipping blog and I make the rules

Toad - acts of service. Tripping over himself to get what i need. we see how he is in show with wanda, and she doesn't even like him. I could show that man an ounce of affection and he would be like "i would die for you." I think vice versa though, he would love words of affirmation. I call that man pretty and he's dying ahhhhhh

Fegan - words of affirmation. the concept of him calling me some cheesy petname is making me sfsjbfeouwobwuoebf-

on the other hand, i think he'd really like quality time. Making a point of showing him "look, i am setting what im doing down so that we can have a nice conversation or just snuggle on the couch and watch tv" just seems like something he'd like kjfbweb

Mindbender - Gift giving. Hears I have a problem and he's just like "I have already drawn up 5 different blueprints to solve them. Yes they are extremely unsafe and unstable rn thanks for asking. Thats what we have testing lackeys for" and it's sweet in a terrible unhinged way and i know i'd just be like "🥺🥺 omg he's wasting his testing lackeys for me"

For him, i think it's Quality time too. Just sitting on the railing of his lab and listen to him show off his biovipers while he works. He calls them his babies and i'm just like "*OUR babies" and he's like "sjfbweogweogiuow🥺🥺omg he loves my terrible affronts to god"

Arcade - Quality time but in an odd way. Just like,,,, he is less rude to me then everyone else. Takes the time to explain his murderworld traps where he'd call most dumb. Lets me lean over his chair and watch supers get torn apart in the traps and offers to explain the whole mechanics afterwords and i'm so down.

For him it'd probably be words of affirmation. Calling him smart and pretty and saying how cute his dimples are and sfnsbfoweb omg was i saying something?? anywho, yeah, i think he'd like being called pretty and having me call his accent cute (Despite him being only slight more southern than me shhhhh-)

ok thats all i'm doing right now cause this is self indulgent enough as is--

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omg like how could they even be mad at a man with a smile like this tbh. like omg ur honor he was literally just being a goof leave him alonee.

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Thinking about playing board game with arcade and like, yeah it would be cute if he were to let me win but jsc look at that guy. MF is not letting up he's playing monopoly like his life depends on it lmaooo.

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tag masterlist

This is a mostly a masterlist for me so i can keep my tags consistent but yknow

#'ιт'ѕ α ∂єα∂мαη'ѕ ραяту' - נα¢к

#' нүρσтнεтιcαℓ cнαηcε σғ ωιηηιηg ' - αяcα∂ε

#'нσρ σғғ ιт' - тσα∂

#'ωιℓℓ үσυ ωση'т үσυ' - נεяvιs

#'ωειя∂ scιεηcε' - мιη∂вεη∂εя'

#'ιт's α cяυεℓ cяυεℓ ωσяℓ∂' - ғεgαη

#'тεα ғσя тωσ' - нαттεя '92

#'∂σ уσυ вєℓιєνє ιη мαgι¢? - ∂я.мσя∂яι∂'

#'тєα ƒσя тωσ!' - єαн!мα∂ нαттєя

#'sεcяεт ρσεмs' - нαяσℓ∂

#'вℓιη∂ιηg ℓιgнтs' - cүcℓσρs

#'му вσуƒяιєη∂ѕ вα¢к...' - мιтzι

#'αмвαѕѕα∂σя σƒ ƒυη' - ανєηgєя!¢нυ¢к #'ι ωєит тσ ¢σℓℓєgє!' - ρℓαиктσи #'¢σмρυтєя ωιfє' - кαяєи #'ωнєи тнє gσιиg gєтѕ тσυgн' - ρℓαикαяєи

#σтнεя's sнιρs

#'тнε sтσяү σғ тнε sρү…' - s/ι

#'єη gαя∂є!' - ѕ/ι

#'α ¢нєѕнιяє ¢αт'ѕ gяιη…' - ѕ/ι

#'нєяє ¢σмєѕ тнє ѕυη' - ѕ/ι

#'ѕнσσтιηg ѕтαяѕ' - ѕ/ι

#'ρєσρℓє ωιтнσυт вяαιηѕ ∂σ αη αωƒυℓ ℓσт σƒ тαℓкιηg…' - ѕ/ι #'ωнαт α ωαу тσ мαкє α ℓινιиg!' - ѕ/ι

Will update as i add stuff!

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could i get one for my boy arcade? 👀

yknow what I'm bored and I'm hyperfixating. reblog with one f/o and I will assign them a tangle :3

PRO.SHIP DNI! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

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anything from this episode makes me a go a little crazy but anyways i lomve him <3

Please...show me an image of your f/o that makes you smile :]

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any time he goes ^u^ but like evilly LKNIONWINRIRFINPIME

When your f/o does the cutest face and you just hbvdxgntdv