#🫚anon

[sunsetsimon]

Fam i am an avid advocate that konig is wayyy better at baking stuff than cooking. All of the puff pastry and cakes taste just like the stuff u would see on iron chef or hell’s kitchen.

Him with a spouse that can only cook😫🤌🏻

Like he burns the stir fry to a crisp and reader explodes the oven. So you guys resort to him ONLY baking and you cooking

-can i be 🫚anon?

this absolutely.

truth is, könig never has enough motivation to actually cook himself anything. but the second he wants brownies, he's whipping up a batch instantly. his major sweet tooth is enough drive he needs to learn all of his favorite recipes.

he's obsessed with making his own bread and jam. apricot is his favorite, so he makes a jar to last him a while, and a new loaf of bread every few days. one of your favorite things about coming home is the sweet aroma drifting into your nose as soon as you open the front door.

occasionally bakes you sweets as a surprise, leaving a tray of his fresh baked cookies on the counter with a note "went for a workout, back in an hour. love, könig" with a poorly drawn heart. (and don’t get me started on his bad handwriting)

loves wearing his 'kiss the chef' apron he got as a christmas gift from you. "i expect a kiss every time you come to the kitchen now," he says, playful smirk on his pink lips.

and don't think he's letting you get away either. each time you come into the kitchen he pulls you in by your hips, leaning down to plant a big kiss on your lips, loving the way they curl into a smile against his.

[pizzalover8969]

Why is there so much weird art of dmc on tumblr? I confuse.

- 🫚

Me too bro, me too

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

*turns up in a bright pink limbo and rolls down the driver's window* guess who's back in the inboxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (with another short ramble ft. our favourite plane guy)

(not a request!)

(would this be nsfw ish? For like one paragraph lol no idea)

hmmm.... maybe harvey w/ a farmer who has the strongest scented cologne EVER like it smells faintly of oranges and/or ginger and GOD he's obsessed...... ,, and also farmer has moobs because. because.... *explodes*

ok but ??1!(3?£+!!??? EUHGGGHHAAAAKKEJFJ HARVEY JUST COMING HOME FROM THE CLINIC AFTER HELPING A REALLY DIFFICULT PATIENT AND STUFFING HIS FACE INTO FARMER'S MAN CHEST. INHAILING.

ngl would /hj

harvey who's glasses get foggy due to early winter rain but farmer reaches to them before he can and suddenly farmer's the one to clean his glasses and pull him into a kiss

harvey who's straight up smitten for farmer because he loves listening to him chat about planes

harvey who craves farmer's touch because he's so warm during winter and so cold during summer???? Like he'd think how it's possible but the minute he falls into his arms he loses his thoughts (positively)

harvey who loves the rain during fall because it means evening cuddles with his and farmer's cat + farmer himself

harvey who's surprised that farmer gifts him a build-along plane set complete with paint, and it's his favourite one, too

harvey, who's so inlove and feels so lucky to have had farmer move into the valley

ok this wasn't as short as I thought it'd be

oops!! 🤭 harvey ml <333

- 🫚anon

AJAJAJWSJDJDJDJD JESUSSS THE 🫚 ANON IS BACJ OG MY GOD

Harvey,,,,, teeheee he's so silly omg I love that man, he would do such things yet still be super embarrassed and shy because anxiety go brrrrr

Spoilers for date night mod if you married Harvey

You don't get to pick the timings of the dates or where he will take you he just will bring it up.

I have this mod where I have date nights with the person I'm married to(Harvey) and he either takes the farmer out to go shopping with him just because spending time at Pierre's and you can have a kot of choices to get whatever you wanna get and you can pay for the stuff when Harvey says he'll be paying but you can still pay for it and it gets Harvey all blushful when you insist on doing so and then when you're done he whispers into the farmers ear abt having some fun time at home like woah!!

Or going to that hot air balloo again as a date teehee

OR going to the saloon for a date and there's just the farmer and Harvey in the room he rented out and they can either play pool, or go outside and walk to the beach to stargaze, the farmer play pool and he tries to win and then yada yada they head home and he brings up Spivey time WHICH DAMN

anyways :3!!

For the stargazing one he is rather a sad man, not shy, he says he wasn't happy with his life and he wished to yoba something could change his life, and he made that wish the day before the farmer showed up and then he says he got what he wished for and then the two of you kiss and head back home, and yes he does bring up if you get there fast the two of you can have fun together back at the cabin and then the farmer instantly runs back.

Ive been wanting to share for so long

[hotluncheddie]

gator needs his little boycock sucked so bad…he just screams desperate virgin to me. like all of the girls he’s gotten remotely close with have gotten the ick (rightfully so), and so as each day goes on, he gets a little more antsy. he jerks off all the time, but sometimes he can’t bear to even look at his dick. why? he thinks it’s small (5 1/2 inches is average but he doesn’t know that) and that’s why girls don’t like it. in contrast to the harshness of the rest of him, the squish of his inner thighs perfectly fits with his soft pink balls and weeping tip. when he jerks off, all he can think about is a hot girl on her knees mocking him, smacking his hands away and teasing him for how easy he is. if anyone asked, he would pretend that he imagines “fucking whores doggy style” but in reality, he wants to be the one getting choked out. i am new to your slay community so can i be 🫚?

🫚 anon ur so fucking crazy! you’ve killed me, thank you, bestie this is so slay!

he absolutely screams desperate virgin and embarrassed about it. and add in like the religious trauma and maybe ideas about ‘purity’ that he rules over himself, his daddy issues and need to be good. UGH, so good.

like maybe he tries not to watch porn because he thinks it’s wrong or blasphemous or whatever but that makes him cling to the little things. like the cut of someones sun dress, or the last high school teacher who said he did a good job. playing those little moments over and over until he’s red raw and more needy than when he started.

and that’s how he has no idea he’s an average, normal guy, usual parts. not to mention his hands are big, strong from sports, they so easily engulf his length. and no girls ever gotten close enough for him to put two and two together that it would look a lot bigger in smaller hands. so instead his fantasies never involve someone choking on it, it’s always them pulling off, cooing at him meanly about its size.

he has a fantasy of a girl using the cuffs he keeps in his room on him, clasping his wrists behind his back. her kneeling in front of him and touching his soft inner thighs, tickling light fingers over his balls and edging him untill he’s sobbing.

just the thought makes his spend hours edging himself in his bed. imagining someone using him but never letting him finish. running tentative finger over his throat, squeezing just lightly. dipping the tip of his thumb into his mouth and sucking. he squeezes and pinches at his soft inner thighs, imagining how good it would feel to get a hickey there. he diligently shaves the hairs off himself down there, because it makes the area more sensitive, likes how it feels when his cum splatters over the smooth skin.

[spade-riddles]

♠️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🎃 🌋 🫚 🎁 🕰️ G

[sagesskies]

Hi Richard, I drew you! >///< I hope you like it :3 I made sure to include your special assets too!

It's a drawing of a dog taking a shit. (flutters pretty eyelashes) - 🫚 Anon

(I need to insult this man(lovingly))

Richard smirks, you can even see his chest puff up a bit like a proud cat, but it's gone as soon as it appears; replaced with a judgmental side eye, "Sure you did."

He turns away, but you insistently shove the piece of paper toward him.

"The hell is wrong with you?" Richard shoves you away, his lips tugging up at the side when you trip, "Fuck off, I don't want whatever crap drawing you have of me."

Yet, you persist, and push your drawing towards him.

Richard sighs, "Okay. Fine."

He snatches it from you, his hands moving quickly with a restrained excitement as he unfolds the paper. Richard's green eyes laser-focused on the surface of the paper.

For a moment, he is silent.

Then, the hands that are holding on to the sides of the paper tense, the paper wrinkles, the wrinkles harden, and then-

Riiiip

"Oh," His shoulders shake as he begins to chuckle, "You've got a lot of nerve."

[polyamorousmood]

it is NOT a crush

let me add this one more time

IT IS NOT A CRUSH

but it's an admiration that is similar to a crush and I thought it may be worth noting - 🫚

awwwwwww, 🫚, that's so sweeeet 💞💟

honestly probably better than someone having a crush lol

[screampied]

VEYGHUS GIRL OMG❗💞✋🏻✊🏻✋🏻✊🏻, did I hear you've been working on shiftingssss. For me it was 2021, i explodes (literally exploding my shi out) at this shifting trends. getting told I get to live w my comf char FOR FREE, I mean at that point I was like 'fucc yeah im buyin it'

And I began some research right, methods, scripts, save words, dr's face (I literally just get it on pinterest🛐), subliminals, etc. I WAS doing the VOID METHOD bcs yeah why not it was basically sounds like the easiest one (oh little did I know 🙄). Void method was like lying in star pose stuff, counting 1 to 100, let mind go blank (WICH I CAN'T MAINTAIN so I just focusing on 'im going to shift tn' 🥰 it's the same thing ig ueggh). Im quite an easy person to focus on their breathing n relaxing my whole muscle n not fall asleep directly.

So I decided to go to bed early if I wanted to get this whole routine done by night. BUT WHEN THAT TIME THE HALF WAY METHOD IS ABOUT TO KICK IN, MY BROTHER BARGED INTO MY ROOM *BANG* "sis look at this cat.... why you sleeping already" . Unbelievable.

Ok so what happened after that, I just keep falling asleep instead and have them in my dream. Like since that day I didn't feel the sparks between me and my method anymore 😖🥺. Yeah whatever dream is the cheap version of it, im- it's ok I guess 🥹🥹

-🫚

HEY POOOKKKKK.

omg i started around covid. i know right 😫😫 at first i didn’t believe it bc it seemed like cap but i slowly started getting more interested ?? like it’s sm to understand ‘n shit. ooooh the void method ? i tried but it never works for me 😭 same i usually do the raven method which is kinda the same pose ‘n everything. i count down from 200 tho bc im a deep sleeper.

LMAOOO NOT THE SHIFTING BLOCK. literally me whenever my dogs randomly jump on my bed and tackle me like 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️ but omg you can shift i believe in you !!!! keep trying 💗🎀

[504py]

Is it weird if I pronounce your name as ‘504-py’? ehe, just wanted to swing by to say hello!! Have a great day/afternoon/evening/night!

-🫚anon

omg so sorry i got to this so late!!! but not weird at all HAHA i had lots of people tell me they pronounce my name in a certain way, and a lot don't even realize it spells out "soapy" 😭😭 i myself don't even pronounce it soapy and just say 5-0-4-P-Y LMAO

and fret not, ginger anon, i have read ur other asks, and i will get to them someday 👁️ i wanna draw something for the tall farmer ask, but i haven't been in an SDV phase in a while 😭

hope ur having a good morning/evening/night wherever u are as well!!!!! thanks for sending in all those asks 🙏

[octobre-ackedia]

Shushhh i was very much using anonymous mode I don't know what you're talking about

Also being stupid comes with being a man so L to you because you're spending the rest of your life with me 🔫

-🫚

Yes, yes. Who's @fernlessbastard ? I don't know that guy, I'm only spending my life with this (🫚) stupid typical man.

[guiltiestlove]

I love that you’re doing simon fics! And they’re really good too

Can i ask for simon with a male s/o who’s a defense attorney? (nsfw or sfw)

(I’ll be 🫚 anon?)

After a painfully long day in court as a defense attorney, you get a little surprise from your prosecutor boyfriend.

Simon Blackquill x masc!reader ~880 words

N/SFW, MDNI !

cw/tags: reader has a penis, reader is masc, established relationship, handjob, kinda public sex, degradation if you squint

notes: i wasn’t sure whether to label this as masc!reader or male!reader tbh! i honestly havent written much from either pov (ive always worried i cant do it justice) so this is both masc and y/n has a penis which obviously can mean a variety of things gender wise lol; i hope that works anon!! im cis but i hope my writing is enjoyable for everyone and i’m happy to accommodate any specific requests (ofc not fetishization lol) i hope this makes sense! and let me know if i ever fuck up :’)

“What an absolutely excruciating day,” you thought to yourself as you walked out of the courtroom. Incorrectly submitted evidence, scheduling problems, the judge nearly falling asleep—you couldn’t be happier it was finally over. Exhausted but relieved, you made your way down the halls and up a few flights of stairs; surely your boyfriend would be milling about somewhere. Stopping for a drink at the water fountain, you mull over the events of the day.

“Can’t believe I got stuck working on a case against Winston Payne again… Simon was supposed to be on this case with me! Maybe I can try—” And as you were straightening up from your hunched position at the fountain, you felt a smack on your ass and the low voice of your boyfriend in your ear, “Evening, handsome.”

“Simon!”

You whip around, your entire face flushed in embarrassment, praying to whatever gods existed that no one else was around. Incredibly proud of himself, Simon stood laughing for a moment until he wrapped both arms around your waist leaning hips forward into you. “Hah hah hah hah! There’s no reason to be so bashful. Your case took so long that the courthouse is practically abandoned.”

You’d been so dazed you hadn’t even noticed, but there really didn’t seem to be anyone around, in fact it was quieter than you had ever heard it. You relaxed into your boyfriend’s touch, moving his hair out of his eyes and started laughing, “God, can you imagine though? People would never let it go if they saw us fooling around in the courthouse halls.” You pulled at his tie ever so slightly, pressing into him even more. “Fooling around, hm?” his tone was dripping with mischief. Staring into your lover’s eyes, it was remarkably easy to pick up on his train of thought. Getting distracted as your gaze moved to his lips, you pondered how you wanted to reply. But before you could act, Simon immediately pulled you around the hallway’s corner into a more secluded, dead-end corridor.

It was late enough that the moon’s light shone through the large window directly onto your partner, granting him more of an ethereal glow than usual. Steadily he pressed you up against the wall, leaning on you with his full body weight. While you didn’t want to feed his pride too much you couldn’t help but happily sigh and untuck his shirt just to feel his skin.

One of his hands was on the wall boxing you in while the other was stroking your cheek. His eyes were sparkling, and his mouth was now mere centimeters away from yours. “Ironic isn’t it? The more you try to resist a thought…” His free hand felt down your tie to your belt buckle, to the bulge in your pants. “…the more urgent the thought becomes.” When you felt his roaming touch end at your crotch, you inhaled sharply as your head fell back to the wall. As he lightly palmed you, you couldn’t help but provoke him in between breaths. “You’re the one… who couldn’t keep their hands off me…Been needing me that badly?”

While you were slightly nervous someone could be around somewhere, you didn’t care enough to stop this, especially not after the horrible day you’d had. And it’s not like there weren’t worse rumors about what defense attorneys and prosecutors got up to around here…

Simon’s voice brought you away from any anxiety you might have had, “Perhaps I did need you that badly.” Lazily he met your lips, his tongue immediately seeking yours. Your feet shifted as you felt him slowly unbuckle your belt. Though your mouths moved at a relatively slow pace, your kiss was filled with electricity, both of you channeling the last bouts of energy from an incredibly draining day. As Simon finally unbuttoned and unzipped your pants, you began kissing him with more hunger, biting at him, unable to resist the need for his flesh.

When his large, muscular hands finally wrapped around your cock, you were hard and dripping. He purred into your ear, “Hmph. Now who’s needy?” As he began pumping your length, you were only able to mutter curses under your breath. Every time you and Simon were intimate, it had been impossibly good. Getting drunk off each other’s touch was baked into every day one way or another, and the simplest touches from him could light your skin alive.

As he slowly moved up and down on your shaft, he spent extra attention rubbing your wet head with his thumb. “God, you feel so fucking good,” you breathe across his lips. You feel the warmth of his laugh on your face, “Hah,” as he punctuated it with a kiss.

You suddenly groaned as you felt him remove his hand from your pants. “Fuck you’re such a tease, Simon,” you mutter, as you try to clammor for his neck with your mouth. Smug as ever, he quickly zips and buttons you slacks back. “Hmph. The sooner we get home, the sooner we can resume… Surely you can resist such thoughts for a little while longer?” Not having the energy to quip back, you buckled your belt faster than you ever have in your life. Hurriedly taking Simon’s hand, you practically fly out of the courthouse.

[gurugirl]

Bestie part 3 to f*cuk you was so well done ong. It was the perfect way to end that series 😩 And tell me why this whole part had me cackling. Their banter in this part was so good.

“I just gotta ask you something. It’s been driving me crazy all night.”

You nodded, “Okay. Yeah. What is it?” You braced yourself for a serious question.

“Why are you wearing this awful pantsuit thing?” He plucked at your sleeve.

You scoffed and batted his hand away, “Hey! I’m not rolling in the dough. This is affordable and practical. I know it’s not the most flattering thing, but–“

Harry laughed, “Not the most flattering thing? Y/n, you look like one of the Golden Girls.”

You crossed your arms over your chest, “Oh come on. Really? It’s not that bad! And I wasn’t worried about what I looked like anyway. Wasn’t trying to pick anyone up.”

“I can tell.”

If that’s spoiling the story at all you don’t have to post! I just wanted to tell you this. You’re my absolute favorite writer!

-🫚

Ahh oh my gosh! I’m so happy you liked that part! Their banter was so much fun to write in part 3 🥰

You’re too kind to me hon 😭 Thank you so much 💕 And thank you for the support 🥰

Xoxo

[x3xnoelle]

11, 12, 48? 🫚

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world r right now, where would you go?

I'm working on the assumption that I can go anywhere without any sort of consequences, so I'd probably either head off to spend a month at some beach house during the off season, or, predictably, Japan.

12. What's one of your fantasies?

To own a house without any debt that can not only house myself, my partner, my best friend and our pets, but to also have enough space within said house to have an entire art workshop AND recording space. Also for us to have a guest room or two to host my faraway friends/my best friend's partner/my partner's family/etc. Plenty of cat shelves along the walls and across the ceiling as well. A room that's been acoustically treated to permit me to stream easily without worrying about sound reverberation or anything, too! A completely comfortable amount of money to take care of me and mine as well as any friends that may need it, too :3

48. Describe your ideal partner.

Hrm... I'm bad at physical traits, though I seem to have a type amongst guys where they're taller than me, blue eyed and either have a cat or want to get a cat? Honestly though, personality reigns above all; somebody kind, understanding, patient and laid back tends to be what I look for, but being funny is also a bonus! Protective and mildly possessive are bonuses, but it'd probably have to contend with my own nature of the same caliber.

Question Game Here!

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

okok ik I should probably start that violinist!farmer x elliot but HEAR ME OUT ON PUNK METAL!FARMER----

Imagine like farmer being like this really scary looking guy, coming to the valley with those spike bracelets on and trad goth makeup/corpse paint, looking like a full on murderer, skull t-shirt, those ripped thigh-high pants and chains from My Little Halo and everything;;.....

..only to be interested in geeky/nerdy hobbies, like collecting Hello Kitty/My Melody plushies, paint, and is somehow really good with the ASS trio (Abigail, Sebastian, Sam) + young adults/kids in general

.......and also punk metal!farmer is like the same age as Harvey LMAO, just like 2 ~ 3 years younger...

Farmer's got like, long dark brown hair too, it's amazing how he doesn't break a sweat doing farm work; you'd think he's cold blooded

Farmer's so engaging with the general community of the valley too, despite his usual gothic appearance slightly scaring Jaz and Vincent, he's a kind fellow who helps around here and there.

He'd probably be one of the first to test a game Sebastian coded, help orchestrate a song with Sam (farmer played cello in highschool?), or do/give manicures to Abigail while chatting about ghosts,,

He doesn't leave out Maru either; albeit he doesn't talk to her much, and Jaz and Vincent just need to get use to his corpse paint- but he doesn't dare talk with the kids unless they're the ones to strike conversation.

(because he's tried once, and Jaz ran away to Penny LMAO) (embarrassment 101)

Alex's cool with him too; he plays gridball with farmer sometimes,, (if you can count farmer losing most of the time after round 3 of gridball because he's too tired)

Especially when farmer develops a crush on Harvey/Elliot too, like he's not that bad at hiding it, but he spends a lot of free time with the trio so obviously they notice LMAO

“You want... THE FAMILY MEDICINE DOCTOR??????”

“You tell him and I'm moving out-”

poly!harvey x elliot x punk metal!farmer too omg

obsessed with the extrovert x introverts poly trope tho

what if I was devious and added morris /j /j /j

Ok I have to go do chores now my parents are gonna kill me if I don't LMAO

- 🫚anon

I don't know if this is a request but I am gonna just wjsjsjs and then I'll like add stuff onto this later on to make this some sort of thing maybe depends,,,,, would go insane with metal punk farmer like absolutely, would go insane,

I deleted two entire paragraphs because I did not like how I written my ideas, so, imagine when you first arrive yeah? You need to befriend the older people first, and then the parents of stardew valley, doing things for them, running errands, so they'll talk about you to everyone else and become friends with you, they'll say you're nice and all that, and not as scary as you seem, so, you soon become friends, even though it takes a long time, with the others in the small town, and you have to slowly befriend the children, which takes a longer time, since they are kids and kids have the power of imagination, which, can lead to scary thoughts and images on whatever, so you have to be careful and ask their parents how you could possibly seem not scary, and so their kids wouldn't have to seem so scared around you, and act like they're walking on eggshells in their homes when you visit or when you're walking around town doing your own thing, since you just want them to be comfortable around you and not worry about you, since you're not scary and you're just wearing makeup you know??

Like that would be nice, I would also enjoy having a mod where you just need to befriend the older people before you could try and befriend the bachelors and bachelorettes, or even try and romance them, you need to get close with their family and friends before you could do such things, not sure how I'm gonna romance Harvey but you know what that's fine.

[hotluncheddie]

NYEHEJEHEHEHEE I FINISHED THE EPISODE…so i come bearing the skankiest of thots about my little swamp puppy. i like to believe that gator had a shorter prison sentence of like 5 years and then like 15 in a group home with the chance for parole due to the coercion and his involvement from a young age. he adjusts to a more liberal mindset after continued contact with dot and group therapy, in addition to his blindness, and the norms of the prison. this includes jerking off. just because he can’t see doesn’t mean he doesn’t still have the same desires, and LORD does he have them. the first time he has sex is actually while he’s out on parole, and good lord is it better than he ever could have imagined. it’s like the rest of his body is even more sensitive after the amount it’s undergone, and when you finally touch his dick, he immediately convulses and squirts everywhere. you bring him through two other orgasms that night without ever letting him touch your pussy. over the next few months, he whines and begs, crying for your pussy. but you never let him touch you, not even your boobs. you’ve sucked him off, given him hand jobs, made him cum just from playing with his balls AND just his hairy tits, and of course he begs for your fingers in his ass when he can’t touch your pussy. when you finally acquiesce, he almost weeps with relief. he expects you to guide him gently like you have been with everything else, and the tears in his eyes turn to tears of pleasure when he feels you ride his face like no tomorrow, moaning and calling him a gorgeous slut. later, when you settle on his cock, hands pressed on his plush belly and praises on your lips, he can’t do anything but buck up into you and tell you how much he loves you (and maybe he calls you mommy but you decide to address that a different day) just RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MORE FLUFFY THAN FILTH BUT MY BRAIN IS TOO OVERLOADED FOR COHRENCS -🫚

GOOD FUCKIN EP TOO RIGHT?? such a good series!!!!

BUT YESSSSS GIVE THAT BOY A FUTURE!!!! he earned it, i'm obsessed with this

swamp puppy!!!! little swamp puppy!!!!!! my swamp puppyyyy!!!!!!

that such a nice idea though - he finds this person who lets him be sweet, lets his cum quick and recover slow and he so so so wants to be good enough for pussy, but he'll accept whatever he gets.

maybe you were going to let him touch, but he came with the sweetest whine from just little kissing and a grind of your hand. so you know you have to draw it out, improve his stamina, because its a little ridiculous. but its okay because his cock goes so cute and flush when its hard, weeps so prettily on his soft thighs, softening down into a little nub that's still so sensitive, he flinches if you trace over the skin, jolts and keens when you give it a mean little flick. panting a whining so quickly and easily, already getting hard again.

you let him do other things for you instead, cooing that he has to earn pussy, not a good enough boy for it yet, puppy has to be trained first.

and he just gives you the bushiest little smile, nodding and agreeing.

so you let him rub your shoulders and massage your feet with his big strong hands. let him kneel in front of you a listen to the slick sounds of you fingering yourself. you let him feel your wet, dripping fingers when you wipe them off in his chest hair, coming untouched, still kneeling in-front of you, from your wet fingers playing with both his nipples.

he shivers and whines and pants and keens so sweetly at every step. likes saying thank you over and over again, kissing whatever part he can reach of you, sucking and biting if you tell him he can.

sometimes when he's doing as you say, fulfilling whatever action you gave him or letting you do as you please to him, you'll hear these breathy little whispers; ''m a good boy', 'the best puppy'. like hes secretly talking himself through it, reminding himself of the things you've told him, goal oriented and still dreaming of the day he gets your pussy.

and he is getting better, can last longer with your hand on his dick, can handle you sinking down till he hits the back of your throat now without blowing his load the moment you even come close to gagging. can even handle some pressure on his taint, said he promises he'll last long enough for you to get two fingers into his tight little hole next time you feel in the mood to finger him, and you believe him. believe him because he let out the sweetest, whiniest little gasp when you let him trace over the length and girth of your dildo, went the prettiest shade of pink and drooled all over his lap listening to you fuck yourself with it. he wants it inside him, you know he does, but puppy has a long way to go before he earns that.

˖⁺‧₊˚♡˚₊‧⁺˖

i feel like that's enough for now, even tho he didn't even get to eat pussy whoops or say mommy whoooooops - be he should and he will

[spade-riddles]

This billboard article was just released last week on 6/25.

"https://www.billboard.com/lists/taylor-swift-travis-kelce-relationship-timeline/travis-kelce-says-i-love-you/"

They reference a Jan 31, 2024 interview with TK where they talk about her attending her first Chief's game on 9/24. TK jokes that didn't just ask her out of the blue, and they had known each other for about a month. This article then states:

"That means Travis started courting the singer either at the end of August or the very beginning of September 2023."

Okay but I thought they were celebrating their 1-yr anniversary in Lake Como in May?? This feels like the "timelines skewed, questions raised" and "there's purpose in confusion, slowly untangling many ropes."