#🫖 anon

[girl-lostconnection]

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[archangeldyke-all]

I feel this is somewhat fitting for today,

So reader comforting sev after silco died (I feel she is the most sad out of everyone because she always saw him as some sort of father figure ngl and he sorta neglected her or never validated her)

-🫖

:( my poor baby. he's like her fucked up bestie/boss/dad

men and minors dni

they send lock or deckard to tell you if sevika's gonna be late getting home.

thieram if she's drunk and moping at the bar.

but ran only ever comes when something bad's happened.

and jinx has never accompanied any of silco's goons on one of these errands.

you assume the worst. your heart drops to your ass at the sight of ran and jinx on your doorstep, both looking haggard and scared.

jinx reaches out and grabs your arm before you can start weeping, shaking you a bit. "relax, would ya? it's not her, she's fine she's just..."

you gulp, looking to ran. they sigh. "silco's dead. she's... just sitting in his office... drinking."

jinx breaks into tears on the walk to the last drop, disappearing in an alleyway for the night. ran is solemn as they lead you to the bar.

"w-what happened?"

"dunno. jinx won't say. think she mighta killed him." ran shrugs. "think she did something bad in piltover too. shit's stirring and silco's dead and sevika's supposed to take over if this happens but--"

"take a breath." you say, patting your friend's back. "'s okay. she's gonna be fine."

this isn't true. but you know your wife wouldn't want you telling her troops any different. sevika's going to wake up sobbing for years to come, just another thing on the long list of losses that haunt her. you'll be there, though, like you are now-- to hold her and let her cry in your chest-- to remind her that she's got you. and you've got her.

she's slumped asleep on the couch when you enter silco's office. ran leaves you alone, closing the door behind themselves as the leave.

"sev." you whisper, gently nudging your wife. she snaps awake, taking a moment to drunkenly register her surroundings and your face, before she bursts into silent tears, leaning forward to bury herself against you. "fuck, honey." you coo, wrapping her up into a hug. "i'm so fuckin' sorry."

"i can't believe he fucking died. he's fucking invincible!" she cries. your heart shatters, and you kiss her scalp.

"sevika, baby. you know he isn't."

"but-- it's my fucking job to make him invincible and--"

"sev." you pull her face away from your chest, wiping up her tears and forcing her to look you in the eye. "it's your job to take over if shit goes south. that's your job. silco was not a god-- he was a man. and there is nothing you coulda done to save him, baby."

"i..." she trails off. you frown, already knowing what she was going to say, your heart breaking.

"you're gonna miss him."

she nods. "i fuckin' hate him, too." she says.

you chuckle, nodding. "i know, baby. that's the power of love."

sevika huffs and leans against you again. "how long do i have before shit gets real bad out there?"

"long enough to come home and get a proper sleep in." you say, dragging her toward the door.

sevika doesn't resist, letting you take her home. letting you care for her.

you kiss her before you leave the office, sweet and chaste but for long enough that you melt together. "thank you." you sigh.

"for what?"

"letting me take care of you before your big debut... sevika... the lioness of the lanes." you tease. sevika snorts at the nickname and rolls her eyes, and your heart flutters in your chest at the sound.

hi if u know who came up with the lioness of the lanes nickname pls lemme know so i can credit them!

taglist!

@fyeahnix @lavendersgirl @half-of-a-gay @thesevi0lentdelights @sexysapphicshopowner

@shimtarofstupidity @chuucanchuucan @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther

@sevikaspillowprincess @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai

@glass-apothecary @macaroni676 @artinvain @k3n-dyll @sevsdollette

@ellieslob @xayn-xd @keikuahh @maneskinwh0re @raphaellearp

@iamastar @sevikitty @mascdom @nhaaauyen

@mirconreadzztuff22 @veoomvroom @lushh-s3vik4s @katyawooga @lesbodietcoke

[kissesandarsenic]

hi miss. are you okay with people asking for tasks at the moment? i know your ask box is probably super full, and i don't want to submit a request if you're overwhelmed ദ്ദി ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )

- 🫖 . . .

Ask box was a bit full (and honestly still is) but I can do a task for you, honey!

I remember from last time that you like feeling like a dumb boy. So let's try something like that again.

You're going to sit somewhere, preferably a desk but you could also do this on your bed or on a couch if that's easier. If you have a favourite toy that you can use to stimulate yourself, get that out and use it however it's meant to be used (eg. dildo, lube and insert it, vibrator, place it where it's meant to go.) If not, put a pillow beneath yourself to grind on or use one hand to stroke/rub.

Have your computer in front of you and begin writing a... let's go with 500 word "essay" on a subject you're passionate about. Turn autocorrect off and keep touching yourself the entire time. Do not correct any mistakes. If you pause to think, stick your tongue out while you do so. I want you to look silly for me ❤️

Once it's done, count out the mistakes that you've made (should have a spell check on whatever app you're using). You will then send me another ask typing out - 'I'm a silly slut for Mistress Loretta' that many times. So if there's twenty mistakes, twenty lines, etc. Keep edging throughout it and stick your tongue out. You look prettier that way.

When you hit send on that second ask, you have my permission to cum.

[scarletlizzard]

I just want to say that today I have been a massive brat. I have misbehaved, I have told lies, and been downright disrespectful. I want to apologize to the one who inevitably owns me, for doing said things.

Clearly, I am not in charge. My place is beneath her, always. I obviously get punished because I act like a stupid brat at times, so I don't know why I lied about that. I try to act one way in front of my friends when I know it isn't the truth.

Hopefully, I'll be granted some kindness and forgiveness for acting the way I have been today. Acting out for no good reason. Please forgive me? I'm so, truly sorry for being a brat. I only wish to be Mommy's good girl.. Please show me mercy as I apologize to you, publicly, the same way I disrespected you.

[hyperose-culture-is]

Potentially hypersexual introject culture is being deeply ashamed of how you are especially due to your source. — 🫖

[idanceuntilidie]

I like your words magic person. May I request a short fic with a yan!dragon? If allowed please and thanks.

BTW I will be stalking your account and if you plan to do anon. Can I have 🫖 anon

Why thank you dear!

And yes you can be 🫖 anon :) Welcome aboard!

Here is what I managed to come up with~!

You didn’t give me the gender of the reader and the yan so I will make them both gn, hope that’s okay!

Tw. Slight yandere themes

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful kingdom, ruled by a wise king. The life in the kingdom was peaceful, well until that dammed dragon appeared. Life went downhill from that point. It wanted all the gold and treasures, everything basically.

Selfish bastard.

So that’s why you are here, on your way to defeat the beast that has striked terror in those poor civilians! Standing in front of the lair, you exhaled shakily before yelling at the top of your lungs.

“Face me you coward! I came here to take back whats ours and defeat you!”

Only the silence followed your declaration, maybe they weren’t there? These thoughts lingered in your mind for a good bit, but then you heard a loud roar and the ground shook.

Hm, is it to late to run away? Probably not.

Now before you could turn back, the dragon emerged from the shadow of their lair. Huffing dark puffs of smoke. You pulled out your sword squeezing it hard. Your mouth felt dry, the dragon lowered its head to get a better look at you.

It laughed, quite loudly, at your poor attempt to intimidate them.

“Ah? What is this a puny looking human trying to get to my lair?” It huffed and the smoke hit your face.

“Here I am little human, my name is Edom the dragon of the east.”

You coughed harshly, feeling slightly lightheaded because of the smoke.

“I came here to end my kingdoms suffering, I came here to end you, Edom”

The dragons eyes widened, before they showed their teeth, they were grinning, you guessed,

“End me you say?”

Then, it grabbed you, squeezing you, your muscles burning, you choked on your salvia.

“My, I must say, I’m impressed by your foolishness. Aren’t you a brave one huh?”

It licked your face, leaving a trail of sticky salvia. You gagged, it smelled awful. You squint your eyes at him.

“Quite tasty also, but I don’t want to eat you, not yet, you see I think I like you”

It kept squeezing you before laying you flat against it’s claws. Coughing and desperately trying to get your breath back you laid on it. It amused them, where did your fighting spirit go?

Edom licked their teeth.

“And that is why, you are mine now.”

And you knew it was over for you.

I hope it was okay lots of love dearie!

[finniestoncrane]

As someone who likes degrading you have been a saving grace. My friends joke that I just wanna be abused in bed because of how mean I want them to be and I find it hilarious due to personal stuff. But honestly, whenever I see content with degrading in it - it's either someone like "you're a slut, bad whore" or just straight up non-con and I'm 1 step away from Calling the fictional police on a fanfic character. Which no offense or shame to anyone who enjoys that stuff - it's not for me but it's more so the fact I can never find a middle ground. The "nicer" stuff is too tame but the untamed stuff is just a lot of is kinks I don't enjoy.

Ik, make the content you wanna see in life but damn, it's hard. But your writing and I've seen a few others on here who are kinda like buried treasure. I am like "FINALLY!!!" because even if they have kinks or tropes I'm iffy about the majority of the think is fucking fantastic and makes everything worth it. It's just so rare to find people who still approach degrading with the same...ig finesse as they do with other kinks. Because I like to think a lot of fanfics writers probably know about all the rules of kink & BDSM and have a mature view set on sex but I still find degrading kinks just don't have that kind of polish yet.

It's either light brat taming and spanking with some nasty words or "oh you like degrading? Let me just ruin your mental state and go bonkers" and I'm just here like hhh. Sorry this is coming off so ranty - but yes, you do a great way to showing that middle ground that I've been desperately searching for and it's so perfect. Just- it's truely a treasure in my cove. - 🫖 (I'm so sorry if that was just so ranty or felt like I was judging others or trying to put them down, I'm grateful for all the writers out there)

ANON i am so sorry it took me so long to get to this, i just didn't have the capacity to respond coherently because this is such a kind and sweet thing to say and it means so much to me!!

i feel like maybe this is down to the fact that i'm incredibly kinky in theory but my body and my sensory issues prevent a lot of what i think is hot on paper coming into play. so i like to learn and read and explore and research and study, and i feel very grateful that there's other fic writers, and kink knowledgeable people who share their information for people like me, which means i've read a lot of different takes on a lot of different kinks lol

i'm pretty vigorous with tagging too, and i see some people not be quite as stringent with it, which is fine because there are no laws, but if something is going to veer into noncon or dubcon even under the guise of another kink or adjacent to another kink, then it supercedes it and it gets added to the list!! and i don't think that was ranty at all, i love hearing what people like and how they prefer things to be!! and there's never judgement in expressing your opinion! i like the whole gamut, i'll take playful degradation, i'll take middling degradation and i'll take noncon/dubcon/cnc but not everything is for everyone!!

ANYWAY i won't ramble, but yeah if you ever want something super specific in a request or a "if i can please have this but absolutely NONE OF THIS OTHER THING THANKS" then i am completely ok with that!! u-u 💚💚💚

[play-rough]

you dont understand how high i jumped for joy when you said itll be up soon holy crap i feel blessed

(can i be 🫖 anon?)

🩷🩷 i hope it was a good read

[screampied]

VEGAS ??? U WATCH CORY ?? AND POIISED ?? AND BERLEEZY ??

i swear i fall in love the more we talk 😣😣

AHH IM SO HAPPY !! idk if you’ve seen the video yet but a fan actually saw cory and he said he’ll be making more videos !! here’s the link : https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMrG9GmbM/

i can’t wait for more spooky scary sundays 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️ ANYWAY ABOUT YUUJI, he’s 2 months old !! he has so much energy it’s insane 😭 he bites and pulls at everything so i’ve been working overtime trying to train him to behave 😕 but he’s adorable so that makes up for it 💓✨✨

as always i hope you have a lovely day vegas !! tell me all about it if you’d like !!

sending much love 💓💓💞

- xoxo, 🫖 & yuuji 🐶🐾

YESSS 👹👹 m currently watching beerleezy while writing <3 awww ur so sweet 🙂‍↕️💓

I SAWWWWWW. i’m glad he’s doing okay !!! but he seems kinda annoyed, i wish ppl would stop bothering him bc he deserves his break but it’s good he’s enjoying himself 🎀 i can’t wait for spooky scary sunday’s again soon too AHHH

omg so cute 🥹🥹 my youngest dog is one and she’s currently sleeping on my lap. she snores like a grown man it’s kinda scary. big ol baby. AWWW PUPPIES yuuji sounds so adorable. he’s gonna grow so fast :’))

but thank you pookie <3 my day is going okay so far, it’s so hot in my country eheh jus trying to stay cool. i hope your day’s going good also, KISSES 🤍

[girl-lostconnection]

I just want Gaz to wrap us up in those big soft wings like a burrito.

~🫖

Me too, anon. He’d be perfect to hide from cold or like winds when the weather is harsh so he absolutely would wrap his wings around us, hands wrapped around our midsection.

He’s tall and he’s running hot like a furnace, so he’s gonna be taking care of any sheltering from snow/wind/rain.

Also I can imagine that you don’t even need like a blanket fort with him — he wraps his massive wings around you and you are already in his fort. You look at his face and he’s grinning so hard, a little more and he will start giggling. The man loves having us close and knowing how much we like him

[the-great-mammon-01]

Here 🎁 it’s for ☕️ anon it’s definitely not a bomb

- 🫖o( ˊ̱˂˃ˋ̱ )

I'll get the definitely not a bomb to 'em, then. I'm sure they'll appreciate a gift for bein' so... Yeah, I got nothin' nice ta say.

[kissesandarsenic]

hello miss! im not sure if you're still open to emoji anons like you were a few months ago but im so glad that you're still writing and posting. i love th little stories n things you write so thank you for posting them !!

- 🫖 . . .

I'm still open to them! Most of them just disappeared when I stopped doing tasks hahaha It's good to see you again though, lovely <3

I'm so glad you like them! I had a mad rush these past few days that ended in me writing so many draft posts that I'll have to trickle out. Thank you for reading them!

[scarletlizzard]

Okay, NSFW Twitter link

Here

Posting for 🫖 to earn her forgiveness

[asksimonghostriley]

I'm affiliated with a 🇬🇧🫖 tea company, and thought of you while I was sorting out SM posts.

If you had to name a tea after you and the 141 members. What would your teas be called?

(And no, you cant use LTea XD)

🫖

I'd be a Lemon Tea.

Soap.. He'd probably be a Lemongrass mint tea, or some kinda fruity one.

Gaz would be a Snappy Chai.

Price would be a strong smoked lapsang souchoung.

[woundedoves]

LEANDER ??.. maybe kuras — 🫖

its ais but leander was a VERY close answer.....

[charliemwrites]

Sorry if this is sending again, I wasn’t sure if the first ask went through because I got a message saying you can’t send links through anonymous asks 😭😭

I just wanted to say I sent [https://www.tumblr.com/charliemwrites/734814653757161472/just-a-thought-i-wanted-to-share-but-imagine] and wanted to be 🫖 anon or 🍶 if the first emoji is already taken

Oh hello again!! That was such a wonderful and interesting ask!! I loved letting it destroy me ☺️ you’re absolutely welcome to be 🫖 no on else has claimed it.