#🪡 | carmen

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realizing genshin carmen's type is deeply traumatized anemo users, hit tweet or whatever

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"doomed candybats this" "doomed gothicpopcorn that" "doomed sourcandy there" "doomed ratmeat here" NO!!! GIVE ME DOOMED YURI!!!!! AU OR NOT!!!!

goldenlavender where jaune feels incomplete in her marriage, she loves ross with her whole soul and loves aaron as much but not as a husband, and has to deal with seeing lila everyday while knowing that they'll never be together. she loves lila but will never be able to deal with ruining a whole family without even being sure if lila loves her back.

deadlavender where both of them lost their husbands but lila screws up everything after assuming that patty coped the same way as her, and accidentally got patty into alcohol as much as herself, and thinks that patty will never forgive her for that.

goldenflower where they have a one night thing in college and now never looking at each other again because "they'll never be on the same level", maybe jaune even misses the old carmen who wasn't a bitch to her.

witchcraft where morgana is a demon and feels like nothing but a piece in a museum because susie always compliment her demon features and not her own as a person.

fancyspouse where carmen hires aria to make a costume for her to halloween, and since it's super detailed it takes a while and they talk on that meanwhile, falling in love at first sight but now not having any excuses to meet up once the costume is finished.

CHEERYZOMBIE WHERE LIV LITERALLY FUCKING DIES AND JAUNE IS HER ONLY COMPANY, BUT SHE'S ROTTING SLOWLY AND SOON TURNS INTO ONE WITH NATURE RIGHT AT JAUNE'S CONFESSION DAY.

GIVE ME DOOMED YURI!!!!!!

GODDAMN????/VPOS

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˚˖𓍢ִִ໋🌊 pearlie's ♡ problematic ♡ f/o list 🦈˚˖𓍢ִ✧˚.

i've gotta keep this indulgence organized ok its fine im fine

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🎏⌝ 〰 Family Ampora [ Homestuck ]   ⤷ Cronus "Dualscar" Ampora Sr. {🎀} — daddy dom   ⤷ Cronus "Junior" Ampora Jr. {🧦} — cool older brother dom   ⤷ Kankri Vantas {��} — brother's pretty boyfriend, top  ➜ ( 📷! SI ) Paris "Eridan" Ampora 〰 slutty bratty sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🔊⌝ 〰 Family Makara [ Homestuck ]   ⤷ Kurloz Makara {🪡 } — stoner older brother dom   ⤷ Gamzee Makara {🍰} — scary older brother dom  ➜ ( 🍵! OC ) Saturn Makara 〰 naive loli sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🖇⌝ 〰 Family Captor [ Homestuck ]   ⤷ Mituna Captor {🎮} — nerdy older brother dom   ⤷ Sollux Captor {🎲} — bully older brother dom  ➜ ( 🤖! OC ) Daphne Captor 〰 spoiled sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞💗⌝ 〰 Family Captor [ Homestuck ]   ⤷ Teddy Captor {👔} — daddy dom   ⤷ Mituna Captor {🕹️} — shota sub   ⤷ Eridan Captor {🪼}— loli sub  ➜ ( 🍓! SI ) Fraiser Captor 〰 mommy dom/housewife sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🎢⌝ 〰 Family Strider [ Homestuck ]   ⤷ Bro Strider {🧢} — big brother/daddy dom  ➜ ( 🌹! SI ) Mimi Strider 〰 tsundere loli sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞💤⌝ 〰 Family Aizawa-Hizashi [ My Hero Academia ]   ⤷ 🥽 Aizawa Shouta — daddy dom   ⤷ 🎤 Hizashi Yamada — daddy dom   ⤷ 🔮 Shinsou Hitoshi — older brother dom; cnc-centric  ➜ ( 🐝! OC ) Hizashi Hachi 〰 naive lovesick sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🌸⌝ 〰 Family Kinomoto [ Card Captor Sakura ]   ⤷ ⚽ Kinomoto Touya — older brother dom   ⤷ 📒 Tsukishiro Yukito — brother's pretty boyfriend dom  ➜ ( 🪄! OC ) "Sacchan" Kinomoto Sakura 〰 naive sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🧨⌝ 〰 Family Mccormick [ South Park ]   ⤷ 🧣 Kenny Mccormick — older brother top   ⤷ ❓ Mysterion — guardian hero dom  ➜ ( 🐞! SI ) Karen Mccormick 〰 little sister sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🎒⌝ 〰 Family Cartman [ South Park ]   ⤷ 🧤 Eric Cartman — favored son top  ➜ ( 👠! SI ) Linda Cartman 〰 mommy switch

๋࣭ ⭑⌞⛓⌝ 〰 Orphanage Pet [ Degrees of Lewdity ]   ⤷ 🏚 Bailey — director dom; not-biological   ⤷ ✉ Headmaster Leighton — teacher dom   ⤷ 🌀 Dr. Harper — therapist dom  ➜ ( 🍒! OC ) Carmen 〰 corrupted spoiled sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞📓⌝ 〰 Family Science [ Degrees of Lewdity ]   ⤷ 🔬 Sirris — daddy/teacher dom   ⤷ 📿 Jordan — shy virgin service top; a corruption arc   ⤷ 🔗 Whitney — bully dom; the science siblings' corruptor   ⤷ 🌀 Dr. Harper — therapist dom  ➜ ( 💄! OC ) Helen 〰 pushy slutty sub

๋࣭ ⭑⌞🔋⌝ 〰 Family Glamrock [ FNAF: Security Breach ]   ⤷ ⚡ Freddy Fazbear — daddy/bear predator dom   ⤷ 🔦 Gregory — baby boy sub ♡  ➜ ( ☁! OC ) Susan the Sheep 〰 mommy dom/prey sub

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Heya!! I'll drop a ton, answer just the ones you want

❤️‍🔥🔪😅🌾🪡🎡🎨

❤️‍🔥 Favorite ship you have written about?

well i mean, obviously it is the ship that made me go crazy and write 100k and counting, which yes, is the CK OT4 (that's amanda/carmen/daniel/johnny for those who haven't been following my descent into madness) or as i like to call it these days, AC/DJ. started out as just me going "aww they went on a double date!" and, you know, seeing 4 beautiful people and wanting to write them in an orgy, but then it became… a whole thing. and while it often feels like i'm one of maybe 3 people who are genuinely into this ship, it just works for me, and writing it has made me ship it that much harder. i love polycules, i love mess, i love these characters, it's good stuff. (chozen can come, too, but let's see if i have the motivation to expand after s5)

😅 Was there a fic/chapter that you were nervous about posting? Why? lol, how about every single one? but probably the one i felt most nervous about in the list was chapter 4, it was like… ok so far it's been all lawrusso, which i know people like, but is anyone actually gonna want to stick around for my damanda pegging smut?? and i guess people did, so maybe i was wrong to be nervous.

🎡 Your favorite scene to write in 'the list'?

oh for sure the whole amanda & johnny stake-out chapter. whenever i write a scene with those two i end up wondering why i ever write anything else, they are so much fun together. their dialog just writes itself.

🎨 Show us a sneak peek from a WIP!

ahaha oh man. well i don't want to spoil the longfic, so here's something from another random one-shot i started: “Ready when you are,” says Daniel. “Ready to get your ass kicked, you mean?” Johnny taunts, putting up his fists. “You wish,” says Daniel, noticing the way Johnny squints his eyes and (subconsciously? – deliberately?) licks his lips. Oh, this is not gonna take long, Daniel thinks as they bow to each other, short and perfunctory.

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word of warning, never make hcs for oc x canon crack ships ; you'll get attached when you make too many headcanons

... like it shouldn't have been that easy to make so many hcs w/ Carmen x Lynette after just the first 2 fontaine archon quest acts..

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very late but!! a lil valentine's day drawing w/ genshin carmen and the silliest bard in the history of ever <3

the base/reference is by mellon-soup (posted to their own pinterest)

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Behold, the silly!

Some info as well, because why not, I’ve been meaning to make a post abt them.

- femmeflux nonbinary | they/them + ghostself / stormself / dazeself / wispself neopronouns ; begrudgingly responds to she/her

- they have a pyro vision & wield a catalyst (they’re a sub-dps/healer ; elemental skill’s a wip, but their burst forms a stationary shield-dome thing that heals players inside & boosts pyro/physical res when inside ; when it comes down it explodes and causes pyro aoe dmg

- from mondstadt ; daze is a bard!! … didn’t think that through bc :social anxiety: but ghost tries!! Not the most well known, but honestly they prefer that

- type 1 diabetic bc fun fact I rarely remember to give my self-inserts my disability - I have my own set of personal headcanons regarding how t1d is handled in teyvat ; this includes the tech that Fontaine has made up until this point- for example, Carmen uses an insulin pump that has tubing in it bc I don’t think Fontaine’s figured out wireless technology just yet (edit like a month later: said t1d hcs here hehe)

- very interested in old mond’s history ; literally the only kinda history wisp actively pays attention to

- < venti 3 (gods forbid storm actually confesses though /lh)

- housemates w/ my original Genshin self-insert Layla bc why not

- OHOHOH personality!! right,, Daze is rather timid, but comes out of their shell around those ghost trusts/is familiar with, & is much more energetic & boisterous around them. Parental friend of the group, easily.... that's not to say they don't indulge in the group's chaos though. They're quite the a bit of a people pleaser, & can grow defensive over certain topics rather easily. Vulnerability around other people? Don't know them.

- uhhh idk what else to put here help

- uhhh fuck it, mini playlist, go!!

- valentine - laufey ; are you bored yet - wallows ; talk to me - cavetown

alt text in the image btw!!

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stealing a mutual's idea and doing canon x oc art forventi's bday bc FUCK YEAH (and i need to show y'all my ocs at some point)

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redoing an old serenitea pot realm to be a house for the husband & his husband fr

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let's pretend my first actual piece of writing on here isn't a vent piece and is instead practicing writing genshin Carmen. cool? cool

cw/tw: mentions of alcohol (no flat-out consumption, but mentioned a few times due to setting)

other notes: mostly they/them for oc but also some of their neopronouns are used, in case some find it difficult to read. also no capitalization but there is punctuation if that counts? not beta read. also also fuck you i can use the dodo-communication device if i wanna /lh

there are some things in life that are just unavoidable. things that make people human, or "human" in theory, if only humanoid beings, or completely inhuman at all. emotions are some of those things. 

carmen hated this part of humanity, they always had, even as a wee little elf child. frustration, anxiety, anger, grief- they could never handle it well. that never changed even into a lifespan of a few mere centuries. coping mechanisms only worked for so long, until daze became numb to its effects, and the cycle continued.

those days sucked.

today was, in fact, one of those days.

they quietly stared at the entrance to the Angel's Share, wondering if this was a good idea. 'go,' they pushed themself, 'it'll do you no good to be so isolated. you don't have to talk to anyone, but at least be in an area with other people.'

and so, they went in without another word, grimacing at the jingle of the lil bell that signaled a new patron entered the tavern. thankfully it was a rather busy day, tables and barstools nearly completely taken up by people in varying levels of soberness. no one paid attention to the noise, the ringing too quiet in comparison to the chatter. wringing their hands to temporarily calm the anxiety bubbling in their gut, they approached the bar. a little drink may help...something comforting and warm to combat the emotions in their heart. they somewhat hoped diluc would be manning the bar, finding extra comfort in his presence, but they saw the mop of brunette hair when they entered instead. that's fine, charles is a nice guy.

when they were able to squeeze in and order their drink, they slid a tiny sheet of paper across the countertop with their order, thankful storm planned ahead to write it down in case they either forgot it or weren't up to speaking. carmen patiently waited for their moonlit alley to be finished, glancing around at the patrons filling the tavern this evening. 

it wasn't the most crowded that they've seen, but it was close. a group was playing cards in the corner, nimrod was in his spot downing his barbatos-knows-what-number bottle of beer, or whatever the guy liked to drink. they almost got excited when they saw green, only to frown upon realizing it was someone else- six-fingered josé, if ghost recalled right. their heart ached, the feelings before only growing worse.

it didn't take long for the drink to be finished, and once they gave charles the mora and a thankful smile, they crept upstairs to the second floor. the revelry downstairs seemed a little quieter from up here, and a few more tables were open, thankfully. carmen quickly found their way to a table close to the balcony door, in case they decided later on that fresh air might soothe them a little.

they tried to distract themself with the drink, but kept finding themself glancing up every time the door to the tavern opened, expecting to see the traveler or their own partner.

'i wish i went along too..' they glumly thought, setting their cup down to reach for their pump and give themself the proper amount of insulin. multiple times where they've forgotten, and they didn't want to make themself feel worse. emotions are one thing, but a high blood sugar adding onto the irritability was way worse. once they did so, they resumed sipping at the mug.

the pair went off to sumeru for a little while, last carmen recalled. 'or was it fontaine..?' they thought, using their free hand to feel for the dodo-communication device in their pocket. 

apparently it was from klee's mother, which somehow wound up in venti's hands, and then daze's own with the promise that they'd both use it to keep in touch while he was exploring with lumine. 

and then a month passed, with very little contact.

rationally, they knew it was likely from being too excited with whatever was going on abroad, or perhaps they didn't have the time to talk. they didn't mind at first, but days passed on and it was rather evident to the elf that it hurt more than storm cared to admit. they felt duller and duller as days passed on, and dark circles under their eyes only got worse.

distractions only worked so many times. even trying to think of happy memories made their eyes burn with tears yet unspilled. the more they tried, the more it hurt when they only heard silence in return. the device had limited uses, carmen briefly recalled, which didn't help much in the slightest, making them more cautious in their attempts to reach their partner. 

they tried to drink away the pain with a non-alcoholic drink, but after the second trip downstairs to get another, they couldn't bare to go a third time.

they alternated between slow sips at the extra sweet moonlit alley left in their mug, and letting themself space out as silent tears fell from their cheek and onto the table. carmen remained for most of the evening, cradling their head in their arms and hiding their swollen eyes and quivering lips beneath black fabric and teal hair. they tried to imagine being comforted by their beloved bard, but that only seemed to make things worse.

who knows, maybe he'll be back tomorrow... one can only hope, right?

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venti/bard, venti/carmen, and venti/xiao for the bingo :o (yes i'm just naming every ship i've heard you mention shhhhhh)

i forgot that was the ask game i accidentally queued 😭 /lh

& dsgfdhg you're good ^^

without further ado..🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

going in the order they're listed, starting w/ the bard & venti!

not a lot to say honestly, it's not my favorite but I also don't hate it. only qpr (or strictly platonic) bardven though- every other version is INCORRECT /lh

"they should go to therapy together" not bc of relationship issues, they've just been through Shit and need to get it sorted out (thanks Decarabian /sar)

carmven my beloved. totally not biased /j

same reasoning as the therapy one for bardven, except it's just their own individual trauma 'cus there's not a lot that I can think of that they've both been through at the same time

"it would never work in canon" 'cus one's an OC. hardy har har /lh

technically "everything between them is platonic" works because also a qpr but also..not? still tryin' to figure that out (also applies to "man I don't think THEY even know what they have going on)

xiaoven!! i adore, idk why i latched onto it when i did but hey, fuck it /lh

third time's the charm w/ the therapy one, for same reasons as carmven, 'cus of their own individual traumas...and maybe the flute thing?

so close to putting the "fanon gets them so wrong" 'cus of all the people that like...overly feminize one venti in the ship, or mischaracterize 'em, but honestly?? i haven't seen a lotta that, so it's off

i feel like there's more i could've written but i can't remember what so i'm gonna end this off here methinks

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the fun moment when you realize you can give your oc (/self insert) the cool-ass haircut you want/are getting soon...

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genshin carmen getting their haircut and then realizing a short while later that 'oh fuck it's not as long now venti can't mess with it / braid it now :<<<'

to which storm brings it up to the bard himself and he's just like 'nonsense I can still mess with it!! >:3'

not even a minute later they're sitting on the floor with him to next to storm, making small braids in the longer part of their hair, with daze just sitting there red in the face from embarrassment 😭

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haircut acquired, now i have no excuse to draw genshin carmen w/ the same cut /lh

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idk what kinda dr##s (u, g) Lydia the Bard put in her villain cover of For the First Time in Forever but WHOA

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the temptation to draw something with Carmen & Venti based on the last line of this year's birthday letter vs i cant pull up a reference bc pinterest is blocked on school wifi & I have something easier to work w/ so it's not later