#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹
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i love one randy jade i wannt him so bad . Please let me kiss his flat phone face
#straght up slurping on those buttosn#im SORRY#one of these days. i will play dialtown on stream & u wil all be forced to witness me slobber over him in real time#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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I NEED RANDY SO BAD GRGGRHAHHHHHHH
#his VOICE is SO CUTE its NOT FAIR#i need more. now. immediately#i want him so bad you guys dont even know. i neeeed to bite him my cute aggression is off the charts#im going insane. the only canon randy voice we get is a plush ad for a Different character. i need more. i need him to Sspeak for me#he sounds like hes gonna cry. i need him#down terrible for the nokia yet again but Can you blame me. he is entirely my type & im extra attracted to his new voice#running around claawing at walls tearing up pillows !!!!!!#torch chatter#real yearning hours#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹
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kicking my feet twirling my hair that randy got a canon voice <3<3 i cant say its exactly what i imagined mostly bc i only had a very vague idea that i couldnt imagine clearly (except maybe for general cadence) BUT im quite pleased abt what we got :3 hes sooo cuties i want MORE
yes i will be listening to the video on loop later no i dont care that its a plush ad. hes the most wifest man ever & id kill for a special edition of the game where all the lines are voice acted PLEASE
#begging on hands & knees for more voiced randy#hes so cute i need him#my beloved wet cat of a man#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹
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down bad for the phone again. randy jade my beloved
#i need him to lend me his jacket so ppl know were Together#i need to [redacted]#mr jade pleaese. hand in marriage. i can treat u right#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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just remembered how much taller than me some of my f/os are& started blushing
#teeheeeheee..... tall pathetic man....#if any tall wet pathetic men are reading this hmu bbg#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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rlly messed up how i dont have a sopping wet loser of a nokia in my bed rn. im literally eepy & theres no one even here to cuddle. unbelievable
#randy jade become real & get in my bed Now. its comfy i prommy#this is so unfair i want physical affection of the romantic variety & i want it from my beloved malewife#im tire d i yearn for nokia#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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google dot com how do i kiss a nokia
#randy jade my beloved you have no mouth Where do i smooch#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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ouuhh imagine ur f/o has a crush on you & when youre not around they pull a mutual friend to the side to ask if they think theyve got a shot with you.,.,,,,,
#bonus if theyre just gushin abt you while the friend already knows you like em back & is trying to get f/o to make a move#i have already incorporated this into my daydreamign its going awesome#torch chatter#but specifically this is abt#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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selfship doodle on main? its more likely than you think
#kissing him kissing him kissing him#what if i was in love. & my bf was a phone#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#doodle#real yearning hours
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is torch still down bad for a nokia man? the answer may shock you!
the answer is yes. extremely so. i desire him in every way a person can be desired. i will tear a hole thru time & space to get to him
i will kiss every swan-caused scar on his body & he will experience love like never before mark my Words
#he should be real & in my arms Right Now#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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i need to find an f/o ask game so i have an excuse to talk abt randy more im Sorry everyone i am in love with a phone man. would anyone like to indulge me
#i cant tell if hed be into my Intense affection for him or a little put off.. maybe a mix#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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i have very strong feelings abt the "hyping up my lame bf" post bc it is so very true. id show off my wonderful pathetic babygirl to all my friends & tell them to be so very nice to him or no one leaves the room alive
#id be like hi everyone this is my bf randy dont mind him being soaked in miscellaneous fluids (most of which are his own) isnt he cute :3#why yes he is covered in bandages & still partially bleeding! but isnt he a sweetie hes sooo niceys to me :3#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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girl help even when actively doing other routes i cant stop thinking abt randy
#i love him so much i want him So Bad#there isnt Enough of him ok. his entire route isnt enough to satisfy me#i find a man in a game where romance is actually an option & yet im still not satiated... he needs to be Real#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#real yearning hours
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WHY are pathetic men so hot. what wacked up science is going on in my brain that makes me see the most sopping wet man in existence & go Feral with lust
spamton deltarune lives in a dumpster? randy jade dialtown Pays to live in one. he has 2 jobs just to afford to be there. hes constantly covered in blood, bandages, & pondwater & i would argue probably his own sweat & tears too
he crawled out out of his dumpster & said i deserved better & i was 4 seconds away from making out with him right then & there. he Knows how pathetic he is. i would do unspeakable things to him
#he might just hold the record for most pathetic babygirl im not even gonna lie#i desire him carnally#what who said that#torch chatter#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#cw suggestive#suggestive#real yearning hours
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not that anyone Cares but i finished randys good route in dialtown :) hes So cute hes exactly my type wahhhh
now theoretically i could. do the bad route (which im assuming there is) but. i no no wanna i think seeing him any sadder than he already has been will kill me instantly :((
i did buy the game almost entirely for him but its so fun ill do the other routes too ^_^
#i think he deserves an f/o tag lets seeeee#🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹#:)#torch chatter#nerd time#dialtown#sure why not#real yearning hours
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making a list of wife tags for personal future reference
🧪 science malewife - dr flug 🧪
🔍 detective himbo - dick gumshoe 🔍
🍔 mr in the box - jack box 🍔
☀ sunny buns - sundrop ☀
💌 number 1 rated wife - spamton 💌
🐙 giant octopus man - korosensei 🐙
🕳 the hole - the spot 🕳
👾 emo programmer - sebastian 👾
🖥 my puter - calculester 🖥
🧩 failwife supreme - rouxls kaard 🧩
💵 necessary merchant - zacharie 💵
🌠 rizzmaster - prismo 🌠
🩹 sweetheart - randy jade 🩹
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