[K look to see that their window is broken and sees Nikolai with the party poppers. Sigma is there as well with him.]
Nikolai, Sigma,Ā was this your doing?
[Kel looks over to see Nikolai there and waves]
ooh, hey hey Nik Nik š.
whatcha celebrating for š?
[K looks at Kel]
that's not the point, Kel. someone broke our window and we don't have enough to pay for the repairs.
[K is practically glaring at the two of them]
say, how are we supposed to fix this mess?
[note: yes, this was part of that celebration thing. yes, i know a bit late. but i just did this because i thought it would be fun. i'm going to tag them (@askthedoa) in case they want to answer for their crime of breaking the window.]
(AKA drabbles set in the Perfect Slaughter universe.)
In which Astarion and Halsin discuss intimacy.
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Astarion was getting frustrated with himself.Ā
In the midst of one of the most heated embraces theyād had in a long while, his body pressed down over Tyrusās lean frame on an actual bed, his hand entangled in those soft, snow-white locks, his erection rubbing against the seam of Tyrusās thigh and groināin the midst of heaven, Astarionās thoughts dragged him back into hell.Ā
It was something so simple. Just Tyrusās hands, already gripping his back and hip, squeezing a bit tighter. And then Astarionās mind suddenly decided to translate the enthusiasm into obligation.Ā
All at once he felt used, dirty. Out of control.Ā
Objectively, he knew Tyrus expected nothing. Astarion was the one who had the inconvenient drive for sex, the one whose body quite physically yearned to touch and be touched like this by Tyrus with such a force he pushed himself into discomfort. But that knowledge didnāt stop the unsettling feeling chilling his spine now as he felt the grip pulling him closer. Like heād once again become nothing more than a thing to be used.
Was he not allowed this anymore? Astarion silently lamented whilst kissing Tyrus harder in defiance. Did he not deserve both freedom and pleasure? Was this the godsā petty punishment, some final penance for his supposed wrongs?
Fuck that, Astarion inwardly growled, and didnāt think further before he reached down, grabbed the grasping hand at his hip, and pinned it above Tyrusās head.
Tyrus broke from their kiss, staring up at him with wide eyes as they both caught their breath. Clearly confusedāthough not frightened yet, at least.
Astarion let go of his wrist before that could change. Then pulled back entirely and faced slightly away from his partner, swallowing down a small portion of guilt. He hated being restrained, even for a moment, and Tyrus surely carried a similar sentiment.Ā
āA bad memory?ā Tyrus said softly, as they had taken to asking each other.
If only it were that simple.Ā
āLetās trance,ā Astarion sighed. Throwing Tyrus a tired smirk, before nodding at their surroundings, āWho knows how long weāll be invited back into this cozy little inn, after all.ā Half-grateful, half-bitter when Tyrus didnāt press him further about the reaction, just held his hand with a bit more carefulness than usual as they tried to rest.
The following dusk he headed to the lapping river shore early, using the cloak in hopes to get a moment alone before Halsin showed up and they had another of their ātalksā prior to the nightās quests.
But Halsin was already there, to Astarionās annoyance, trying and failing to skip stones whilst humming a tune under his breath.
āWaiting all day for me, darling?ā Astarion teased as he approached, trying to shrug off his annoyance. āGood thing Cynda doesnāt seem the jealous type.ā
Halsin turned and smiled at him. āNot at all. She has a voracious appetite herself,ā he repliedāand then let out a low chuckle at Astarionās grimace.
The half-drow girl had somehow wormed her way into his affections with the same speed Tyrus once had, if in a sisterly way. While objectively he would support such a thing, Astarion felt how he imagined Tyrus would at the implication of her sexual exploits. And maybe a tad jealous, too, of how easy Halsin and Cyndaās affections seemed to be.
āWell, you two can make up for Tyrus and I, then,ā he huffed, waving a dismissive hand before looking out at the vivid sunset.
āYou seem bothered lately, every time you mention your relationship with him,ā Halsin mused. āWhy is that?ā
Astarion felt his hackles raise, along with another flash of guilt. āBothered? He isāwe areāour relationship is the only good I hold claim to,ā he sputtered. āItās the reason weāre all free, aliveāheās wonderful, perfect, deserving of whatever heāā Astarion cut himself off when he realized Halsin wasnāt trying to argue. He let out a slow breath and finished, āIf Iām bothered, it has nothing to do with him.ā
Halsin slowly nodded. āUnderstood.āĀ
There was a minute of silence, the large elf managing a single skip from one of his four next stones before Astarion felt the urge to explain further. Half to defend Tyrus stillābut also because, after the last few tendays, heād found with some begrudgement it was helpful to get things off his chest. Allow them to be spoken, examined by an outsider, validated or questioned so he could articulate what he was feeling to himself.
āI told you we havenāt had sex since our freedom,ā Astarion started eventually. āAnd I suppose that is beginning to bother me.ā
Halsin paused mid-way through throwing a stone, raising a brow. āHave you talked more about it together?ā
Astarion grimaced but nodded. āA little. He likes it but doesnāt need itāhis sister must have stolen all his āvoraciousness,ā I suppose, I didnāt think for years heād even want to try it. But itās me, who really wants to and keeps . . . stopping us. I did it again earlier today, before our trance.ā
He paused, waiting for one of Halsinās insightful questions or interjections, but the elf stayed silent. Just held out a smooth, flat stone for Astarion to take.
Astarion huffed but did, rolling the rock around again and again in his hands. The older elf at least knew how to pick the right ones for skipping, even if his execution was dastardly.Ā
Slowly, Astarion forced out the words, āI donāt want him to think about me in terms of sex. I donāt think I want anyone to . . . and I know of all people, Tyrus doesnāt want me for that, but every time we get more intimate the prospect of the act itself clouds my reasoning. I feel used, like my body is being exploited, even though I know rationally otherwise. I was the one who initiated it!ā he finished with a bitter laugh.Ā
Halsin hummed. āDo you feel the same when you masturbate?ā
Astarion felt his insides jolt in fear, for some reason. āI lived as a sex slave for nearly a century,ā he growled, barely resisting the temptation to throw the rock in his hands at Halsin instead. āWhy in the Hells would I be doing that?ā
āSelf-pleasure can be a very healing thing,ā the elf replied in that sage, even tone of his, unbothered by Astarionās blunt words or scathing tone. It made Astarion wonder a lot of things about the elfās background.
āI donātāā Astarion sputtered, then recovered, āThereās nothing about sex that feels like pleasure anymore. Not unless itās with him.ā
Silently, he questioned his own words. Nothing about the sexual acts he performed for and with his victims for Cazador had given him any sort of pleasure, after the first few years of doing it. Hells, even kissing felt like a burden until it was with Tyrus. But seeking pleasure alone?
Cazador had found him the last time he tried, Astarion remembered with a sudden nausea. Which explained his initial fear at Halsinās question. It was a hazy, old memory his mind clearly didnāt want to hold ontoābut in investigating the pieces of it that remained, the bastardās words came through much too clear: āI always knew you were a slut, boy, but a deviant too? If youāre so desperate for it, then . . .ā
āAstarion?ā
He blinked, realizing he had been staring ahead at nothing, white-knuckling the stone. āI donāt think it would be any fun, for me,ā he recovered in a hoarse voice, trying and failing to smile.
Halsin didnāt respond right away. The older elf spent a minute looking around for more stones to throw, leaving Astarion to recover from the harrowing memory in silence.Ā
Finally, once heād gathered a handful, Halsin nodded at Astarion and said, āYou might be rightāespecially at first. But thereās a lot of things you two have and do, that youāve said used to be triggering or considered impossible. Perhaps this is another thing you might . . . reclaim, in a sense.ā When Astarion just frowned, the elf added, āAnd it might help you feel more comfortable with your body in the future, if you want to try engaging in sex with Tyrus again.ā
Sex with Tyrus. Truly, Astarion had gone too long without it. Just the words brought up a dozen delicious memoriesāthe dual sensation of Tyrus kissing at his neck and kneading hands into his ass, the little whimpers that left Tyrusās parted lips when Astarion gave him pleasure, the warm tightness of him encompassing Astarionās cock, that last timeāand Astarion had to look away, glad he couldnāt blush and that Halsin would have no way of knowing his cock had just twitched in his trousers.
Back when Cazador caught him, Astarion had just been trying to self-soothe and give himself one small good thing in the midst of hell. When he and Tyrus were intimate, it felt like a way of giving each other comfort or providing distraction from their terrible reality. Even a method of cleansing himself of what he did on other nights without Tyrus.
But now? He was simply desperate, just like Cazador used to goad him about.Ā
The smallest look, word, or action could have been used against himāpointed to as signs of interest, framed as evidence to why heād asked for whatever torture happened next. Nine years ago, just failing to hide his benign interest in the drow had earned them one of Astarionās worst punishments to date.
His desire, perceived or real, had always been used and weaponized against him.Ā
Maybe that was what made it still feel like a dirty, dangerous thing now.
Astarion distracted himself from all the painful realizations with an insult: āYou really have no idea what youāre doing, do you?ā he huffed, watching another of Halsinās stones plunk into the water.
Halsin chuckled. āGanylās given me pointers, but I wouldnāt mind a few more.ā
Technically, Astarion had only tried out this pastime once on a slower night in Rivingtonābut his accuracy had yet to fail him in most things. āStep aside, darling,ā Astarion smirked, lifting the rock and getting into position.
He threw it with unerring form. Astarionās smirk broke into a true smile as they watched it skip along the surface of the calm waters, something close to four dozen times before the stone sank just a few meters off from the opposite shore.
Halsin made a low whistle, shaking his head. āIāll keep practicing,ā he said around a hearty laugh.
Astarion gave one more smirk before dusting his hands off his trousers, turning to go.
But the older elf was never one to leave him without some call to action, in the six times theyād met thus far. āWill you consider the idea?ā Halsin asked behind him. When Astarion paused, glancing over his shoulder, he continued, āIt doesnāt have to be a specific act, or with an end goal in mind, you see. Self-pleasure can mean a lot of things.ā
Like what? Astarion wanted to ask. But he had a bit too much pride still, to admit to just how lacking his knowledge was in this area. āIf I ever get a moment alone with all this āinfiltrating the Gauntlet of Sharā talk, perhaps,ā he conceded with a huff.
A thrill of both fear and anticipation shot down his spine, however, as Astarion walked away. He knew if he tried to touch himself and keep his mind blank, his thoughts would end up crowded with a thousand terrible memories. But if he could manage to fill his mind with only what he wanted to doābe with Tyrus, at least in his imagination . . .
Then Astarion might look forward to a bit of alone time, soon.
We have confirmation from George that Edwin's parents did not hug him while he was alive. It's due much more to the time period rather than neglectful parenting, but that is still crazy to think about. He also says "parents", meaning both his father and his mother; neither of them gave him any kind of physical affection.
The repressive time period causing Edwin's parents to be very emotionally absent from his life is not a new concept, and it gets brought up in varying intensities in fanfics I've read, but it always felt like a fuzzy, floating concept based on speculation heavily supported by probability. I knew it was an accurate assumption, but I couldn't reach out and touch it, if that makes any sense. Now, it's concrete in my mind.
It gives this scene even more weight:
Edwin's expressions, while already perfectly understandable, make even more sense. The way he's seemingly pained by the embrace at first. He did not even realize how badly he needed and wanted this kind of affection.
There is such a strong surge of pure joy, comfort, and love from the hug that it hurts him, because he realizes in that moment what he's been deprived of his entire life and existence.
Edwin has existed for over a hundred years, and even though it's hard to believe, they've never hugged each other like this in the thirty years they've been together. I don't think I could ever confidently say that they never hugged, ever, in thirty years, especially given how physical Charles is with his affection.
But that expression on Edwin's face in undeniable.
George says earlier in video that Edwin "lacks the skill set to keep up" with all of the new emotions he's experiencing, and you can feel that in the way his face changes.
Edwin hugs him back, and lets out a big breath, relieved and satisfied by the embrace. The wave of emotions passes as he realizes that even if he overwhelmed and terrified by the love he's feeling, it feels good to hug Charles. He realizes that he wants to hug Charles, that he's allowed to want to hug Charles, and that he actually can hug Charles.
God, the amount of emotions Edwin has in that moment that he's completely unequipped for, simply because he's never experienced it, not even from the people closest to him in life. It's heartbreaking, but seeing him learning how it feels to be loved for the first time is so beautiful.
summary: meet dr. alice ābarbieā sargaent, professional storm chaser
a/n: so twisters 2024 changed my life (glen powell in wet white T-shirt changed my life) soā¦hereās this. Also I got conflicting info about instagram so for here - no one but those that follow you can see a private accounts comments (even on a public post). Also plz suspend your disbelief - idk anything about storm chasing or tornadoes
Part 2
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drbarbie: tbt to the very first storm I āchasedā and the lifelong obsession that it sparked within me!
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user1: you were so young!
teammember1: nice to know youāve been crazy for years! šā¤ļø
user2: ok but what are Logan Sargeant and Oscar Piastri doing in the likesā¦
user3: right?
user4: maybe they watch the Storm Wrangler YouTube channel?
user3: that would be the crossover of the century!
teammate3: awwww baby Dr. Barbieā¦
drbarbie: I think I made my dad drive around for hours trying to find where the rain was actually coming down
user4: ok thatās adorable
user5: newbie here šš» why the nickname Barbie?
drbarbie: Iām a 5ā11ā blonde woman with blue eyes who was in like every conceivable sport and after school program. Some butt starting calling me Barbie as a joke and now people forget my real name š
user6: wait your name isnāt actually Barbie? Whatās real? Whatās fake? Who knows? š¤£
drbarbie: yeah you can blame my twin for thatā¦
loganpriv: you begged for weeks to get a cool nickname and were delighted! To tell people to call you Barbie.
alicepriv: shush š¤
oscarpriv: oh really?
alicepriv: I said shut up?
user7: you have a twin?!
drbarbie: yup! Iām older then him by about 5 minutes - and Iāve never let him forget it š
loganpriv: and another lie! Whatās up with that?
loganpriv: do it! And Iāll tell her youāre lying to the internet
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logansargeant: traveling means time to catch up with TheStormWranglers
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user8: youāre a buckaroo too?! Love this!
oscarpiastri: watching the back episodes or the live stream?
logansargeant: back episodes first of course!
user9: ok but theyāre both buckaroos too
user10: am i dumb? Buckaroos?
user11: kinda a you had to be there moment - during one of their first live streams teammate2 called everyone on the team buckaroos to get them moving and the fans just? kinda adopted the term for ourselves
user10: ohhhh ok. That makes sense and itās so cute! Proud to be a buckaroo!
alicepriv: so Iām gonna hold your hand when I say thisā¦
loganpriv: what does that mean?
oscarpriv: Aliceā¦
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drbarbie: isnāt she a beaut! One of the biggest this year and Iām very happy to say Dolly (and us!) survived it!!! The opportunity to quite literally drive into the storm started as a fever dream from a few of the team members but we proved that it could be done. And this now allows us to gather even more important data ā and as we always say, you can never have too much data!
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user14: Watching that almost gave me a heart attack oh my god
user15: i know! And they didnāt even give us any warning that it was something they could do!!!š”š¢
drbarbie: We apologize! The team had been so excited and focused on getting Dolly ready for this that we forgot other people donāt live in our brains
user14: what even prompted this?
drbarbie: we were hitting bumps in the research process and as we were brainstorming ideas on how to fix it someone said that the easiest way was toā¦just go into the tornado. We said ābetā then figured out a way to allow us to do that safely!
teammember1: so Iām switching vehicles. Iām staying with the weather van from now on
drbarbie: oh it wasnāt that bad!
teammember1: I have about 200 new strands of grey hairs and a sore throat from all the screaming
drbarbie: like I said! Not that bad
user16: oh so youāre crazy crazy
drbarbie: weāre doing important research!
user17: what even was the point of all this?
drbarbie: my team and I are researching for a way that would allow us to stop a tornado in its tracks. Weāre at the point where we can almost completely accurately predict when and where a tornado will hit ā which is hugely important! Cause that allows us to save lives. But my team wants to take it a step further ā to stop the storms when they do hit! To help protect peopleās livelihoods
user17: holy shit! Thatās huge!
user18: I didnāt even realize that is something that could be possible!
drbarbie: we believe strongly that itās something that can be done. And weāre trying everything that we can to make it happen!
loganpriv: what the hell is this?!?
alicepriv: i told you you wouldnāt like it
oscarpriv: yes but thereās a huge difference between not liking it and it being completely INSANE
alicepriv: the theory was sound
loganpriv: this time - thatās not good enough
INCOMING CALL
ACCEPT OR DECLINE
ACCEPT
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What the hell Alice? Driving into a tornado?
Oh donāt even Logan! Not when the two of you drive those super speed death traps!
Thatās not even remotely the same and you know it!
ā¦I know. Ok I knowā¦
Aliceā¦
Donāt. I know I should have told you before butā¦
Barbs?
I know you donāt like this answer but the theory was sound. We reached out and talked to like 10 different universities on the best way to modify the car and took all the extra precautions we could. The science-
doesnāt lieā¦
Haha
ā¦youāre ok?
I think my heart is still racing but yes. And itās almost done!
What is?
Project Aeolus!
Really?
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logansargeant: no š¤£ just pet sitting for the day! This is rascal!
alexalbon: i think it might be criminal if you donāt let me meet rascal!
logansargeant: Iāll ask! But it will probably have to be after COTA!
alexalbon: worth the wait!
user21: rascal? Like drbarbieās newest puppy?
user22: no but that dog looks just like her new dog and we know that Logan is a buckaroo!
user21: I've connected the two dots
user23: You didn't connect shit
user22: I've connected them
user24: are my 2 fandoms colliding?
alicepriv: rascal!
loganpriv: i see how it is. I come back home and you just want me to watch the little nightmare
alicepriv: rascal is perfectly well behaved! Youāre just a bad example
oscarpriv: Iām agreeing with her. Weāve had no problems with him until you came alongā¦
loganpriv: lies and slander. Objection
alicepriv: law and order again logie?
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williamsracing: all smiles here at COTA as we welcome a special guest! Spending the weekend with us is Dr. Barbie, a meteorologist who specializes in tornadoes with a popular YouTube channel The Storm Wranglers!
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user25: DR BARBIE IN THE HOUSE!
user26: this is everything I didnāt know I needed holy crap
drbarbie: itās always a pleasure to visit COTA! And itās even better to visit one of my favorite teams!
williamsracing: so glad to have you here!
user27: ok but do you see the look on Loganās face?
user28: yeah mans in love
user29: orā¦and hear me outā¦he could just be happy to meet her? We know heās a fan of her channel
user28: no one is ever THAT happy to just āmeetā a YouTuber, no matter how famous
logansargeant: Glad you could make time in your schedule to visit!
drbarbie: āBut it's the Grand Prix!ā
logansargeant: āIs it? Who's playing?ā
drbarbie: āNo one's playing. It's the Grand Prix. I never miss the Grand Prix.ā
user28:ā¦ok maybe you guys connected the dots
alexalbon: it was nice to meet you! Didnāt think Iād ever meet someone who had a more dangerous job then race driving though
drbarbie: same! It was such a pleasure ā and donāt even. Iāll take my job over yours any day
alexalbon: really? Youād rather drive after and into tornados then drive in circles?
drbarbie: stupid circles! And yes. Yes I would
alexalbon: theyāre not stupid!
user29: ok but theyāre funny af
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yourusername: trading in Dolly this weekend for some faster cars! Zoom zoom šļøšØ
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user30: COTA! Iām at COTA! š¤š¤ I might get to meet her and get her signature!
user31: oh my god! That would be the coolest thing ever
user32: youāre at a Grand Prix and meeting some stupid blonde is better?
user31: watch yourself! Dr Barbie is about 1000x better then you are you damn mouth breather
user30: mouth breather? šš
user33: cool youāre at COTA but sargeant? You couldnāt pick literally any other driver to support?
drbarbie: and thatās you blocked. I donāt support hate on my page and I definitely donāt support hate against Logan
user31: you said it so well! Supportive queen!
loganpriv: cool your jets Alice. Itās fine
alicepriv: I donāt support hate but I do support bullying your unsupportive twin. Take that attitude and shove it
oscarpriv: sometimes I forget youāre twins and then I see you interactā¦
alicepriv: you watch yourself too. Iām soon to be in head smacking rangeā¦and Iām tall enough to get you
oscarpriv: yes ma'am
loganpriv: whipped
alicepriv: š¤Ø
loganpriv: š¤·š¼āāļø
alicepriv: šš»
user34: ok but why Dolly?
drbarbie: why after the fabulous Dolly Parton of course
user35: you named your truck after Dolly Parton?
drbarbie: sheās had a lot of work done but sheās still the best
user35: šš icon behavior
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logansargeant: THANK YOU AUSTIN!! P3 baby! AND SPECIEAL THANKS TO MY YOUNGER TWIN SISTER ALICE drbarbie!!!
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user36: SISTER?
drbarbie: yes! Heās my YOUNGER twin brother!
logansargeant: the hell I am!
drbarbie: I HAVE PICTURE OF THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES YOU WET NOODLE
logansargeant: fake!
user36: ok thatās definitely a sibling relationship š
drbarbie: HE DID IT! P3!! CONGRATS LOGIE!
teammate1: woohoo! Go baby sargeant!
teammate2: congrats baby sargeant!
teammate3: could you feel us cheering for you baby sargeant?
teammate4: couldnāt be prouder baby sargeant!
logansargeant: not you guys tooā¦
oscarpiastri: congrats man! A well deserved podium!
logansargeant: thanks brother!
user37: brother?!? dots are connecting again!
user38: oh give it up
alexalbon: great race today dude! Congrats!
logansargeant: thank you! Youāll be next!
williamsracing: Congrats Logan!
user39: he saw us shipping him with his sister and said hell no šš
user40: right? Most definitely had to set the record straight!
danielricciardo: good job man!
charles_leclerc: great to share the podium with you!
maxverstappen1: good race!
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oscarpiastri: not the race we wanted today but weāll come back stronger next week. Congrats on p4 landonorris and congrats to logansargeant on your first podium!
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user41: donāt worry about it Oscar! Youāll get it next week!
landonorris: thanks man! next week will be our week for sure!! papaya rules!
oscarpiastri: for sure! Papaya rules!
user42: it might not have been your week but that overtake lap 12 was INSANE
user43: right? Pretty sure I woke my dog up screaming
alicepriv: it was a good race babe. Glad to have been there to see it š§”š§”
oscarpriv: you know I always love it when you can come to a race
alicepriv: and you know I always love watching you working for your dream
oscarpriv: š§”
loganpriv: cheesy
alicepriv: šš»
alicepriv: anywayā¦
alicepriv: maybe I can get you to come to my job next? šš
oscarpriv: your job at the universities? Yes. Your job in the field? No way in hell
logansargeant: great race brother! Taking notes on that overtake man
oscarpiastri: thanks Logan!
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oscarpiastri: you are the best thing thatās ever been mine
Bucky and R are coming back from a long vacation, R gifting him cheesy, mass-produced trinkets with his name on them. Bucky feels bad that he didnāt get her anything, but R tells him that he didā sheās pregnant.
Best Present Of All Ā» Bucky Barnes/Winter Soldier
Pairings: Husband!Bucky Barnes x Wife/Pregnant!Reader
Summary: Bucky thinks he didnāt get you anything when you two when on vacation, but little does he know that he got you the best present of all.
Written on my phone. My apologies for any mistakes.
Header made by @buckys-wintersoldier
GIF IS NOT MINE! Credit goes to the creator. My apologies, I couldnāt find the blog who made this gif.
āIt feels good to be home.ā Bucky sighs, walking in yours and his apartment. āDonāt you think?ā He asks.
āYes, but I enjoyed vacation with you.ā You say, standing on your tippy toes to kiss his lips.
You and Bucky just got home from a month long vacation. You and Bucky planned it months ago. Anyway, you two are happy to be home.
āIām gonna unpack and put our dirty clothes in the washer and Iām gonna go through the trinkets I got.ā You say, giving him a kiss on his stubbly cheek.
āSounds good to me.ā He says, giving you a small smile.
Buckyās smile slowly faded away as you walked to the laundry room with yours and his dirty clothes. He went to the living room and sat down on the couch, slouching back. He turned the TV on and surfed through the channels. He couldnāt find anything so he just put on Netflix and put your favorite series on. He put the remote back on the coffee table and leaned back on the couch, leaning his head against the back of the couch. He closed his eyes briefly till you came in the living room.
āAre you tired, baby?ā You asked.
āNo.ā Bucky opened his eyes and sat up. āI was just waiting for my gorgeous wife.ā He says cheekily.
You put a few different bags on the coffee table and sat down next to your husband. You grabbed the first bag and pulled the cute floral sundress out of it you found at a cute little boutique.
āWhat do you think of this?ā You asked for Buckyās opinion, holding it against the front of your body.
āYou already asked me what I thought of if when you bought it, doll.ā He says.
āI know. I just want to hear you say it again.ā You say.
āI thinkā¦ā Bucky leans towards you. āYouāre going to look drop dead gorgeous in it.ā He says, kissing your lips.
You smiled against his lips and put the sundress down. The second bag was from a a little store that had keychains and lanyards with names on it. You bought Bucky a few of them in different colors.
āI got these for you.ā You tell him, handing him the small bag.
Bucky took the bag from you and looked inside of it before taking one of the keychains out of it.
āJamesā¦ā He reads out loud. āIt has my name on it.ā He looks back in the bag. āAll of these have my name on them.ā He says, turning his attention to you.
āI know. I thought they were cute and thought you might like them.ā You say, kissing his cheek.
As you continued to go through the bags of trinkets you bought for him and some for you, Bucky quickly realized that he didnāt buy you anything and immediately felt bad.
āI found this at the-ā You stopped mid sentence when you seen the sad look on his face. āWhatās wrong, baby?ā You asked with concern in your voice.
āYou got me all of these nice trinkets and I didnāt get you anything.ā He says, feeling bad.
āOh, babyā¦ā You caressed his cheek, rubbing your thumb against his stubble. āYou did get me something.ā You softly say, almost whispering.
Bucky furrowed his eyebrows in confusion, trying to figure out what he got you.
āIām pregnant.ā You tell him with a big smile on your face.
Buckyās eyes went wide and his jaw dropped. You have never seen Bucky this speechless.
āI- weāre having a baby?ā He asks speechlessly.
āYes.ā You answered, nodding your head yes.
A squeak left your lips when Bucky tackled you against the couch, hugging you tightly.
āWeāre having a baby!ā He says with excitement in his voice.
āWeāre having a baby!ā You confirmed.
Bucky then kissed you with so much passion that it took your breath away.
āWhen did you find out?ā He asks.
āThe day before we left for vacation.ā You answered.
āThe day before we- doll, that was almost a month ago.ā He sat up on his forearms so he wasnāt crushing you. āWhy didnāt you tell me when you found?ā He asks.
āI wanted to surprise you.ā You say.
āTruth me, Iām more than surprised.ā He says.
Bucky leaned down and kissed you again.
āThank you for giving me the best present I could ever ask for.ā You say against his lips.
āYou donāt have to thank me, doll face.ā Bucky whispers. āItās takes two people to make a baby. Itās my present too.ā He says.
āI love you so much, baby.ā You say, kissing his lips.
āI love you too, doll.ā He kisses you back and moves your shirt up to kiss your soon to be baby bump. āWe love you too, little soldier.ā He says softly.
"You're in my thoughts, and I want you to know that I'm here for you. Life may have its ups and downs, but remember that you have the strength to overcome any challenges that come your way. Keep pushing forward, and don't let anything dim your spirit. Your light is truly inspiring to me, and I believe in you, I'm cheering you on every step of the way.
So please, take some time to appreciate how far you've come and the progress you've made. You've worked hard, and you deserve to celebrate your accomplishments. Embrace this moment of joy and let it grow with your motivation for the future.
Remember, I'm always waiting to meet you and share my happiness. Keep shining, my dear, because you are loved and cherished.
With love, your soulmate"
ā¢Your person has such a sweet energy Pile 1! They are your #1 fan. A truly loving and healthy person.
"Hey beautiful! Every day I see you becoming even more gorgeous, and people deserve to see you and your talent. You are absolutely stunning! Lucky me, am i right? ;)
Although I am currently occupied, I want you to know that you are always on my mind. It feels like you are already here with me most of the times!
I eagerly await the day when we can be together because with every passing day, I become more infatuated with thoughts of you. I want you to understand that I am trying each day to become the best version of myself for you. I only want to offer you the very best. While others may not understand our connection, it is our understanding that truly matters. I love you and continue to rock at life!
Yours Truly ;)"
ā¢Your person has such a fun and sassy energy pile 2! Lucky you. This person has eyes for you and cant wait to share moments together. This person is truly the life of the party.
"Hello my love, I'm thrilled to be with you. You may not believe it, but I'm always looking out for you and making sure everything is set for us to meet. It's crazy, isn't it? How i am always around, in some moments i know you can feel it.
Thank you for being my rock, even if you don't realize it yet. I'm your biggest fan and you are my greatest source of joy. Never let anyone steal your happiness and your light; and if they try to, they'll have to deal with me! Just kidding, but im always ready to defend you!
I know you're waiting for me and I'm on my way to you, we're almost there; just hold a little longer.
Take good care of yourself, I love you like crazy.
Your Favorite Person"
ā¢I feel like your person is so unique pile 3, a truly beautiful soul. They love you a lot and i think you are gonna meet them soon than what you expect.
Pile 1, your next romantic partner is going to be someone you will just adore. Theyāre a romantic and sentimental person that will really take your relationship seriously. It looks like they take all of their commitments seriously. They may be in school right now or they really enjoy learning about things that will help them grow and develop in life. I feel like this person has a great balance of stability and adaptability in their life. Theyāre also LOYAL and very energetic. They might channel their energy into good conversations rather than being really physically active. However, I do see them taking pride in their physique and most likely lives a healthy lifestyle. They take care of themselves and theyāll love taking care of you. This person could be born in winter or youāll meet them in winter or they could be an earth sign, specially Virgo. If youāve already met them, winter might be when you start dating. However, for most of you Iām feeling like this is a new person. When you meet, they will feel like so grateful that the universe brought the two of you together. They are very sweet and the type to plan surprise dates, random gifts, and fun activities together.
Thatās all for you Pile 1, love and blessings!š
Pile 2
Pile 2, your next romantic partner is giving me a lot of Fire sign energy. They are very ambitious and love experiences the joys and triumphs of life. You might find that they have really big dreams for their future and they could be a financial asset to you in some way. I feel like youāve already met this person. Thereās history here but Iām not sure what the nature of your relationship was. Something is going to happen that brings you guys together like some kind of destined event. This person could be an Aries or Leo however sagittarius energy is subtly present too. Either they were born in summer or you will be brought together in the summer time. Maybe this was someone you knew that moved away and will be coming back. Thatās a message for a few of you. I see this person is very optimistic, creative, ambitious, passionate, and nostalgic in a way, like you may have had similar childhoods. Although they have a little fire they could be a little naive.
Thatās all I have for you pile 2, love and blessingsš
Pile 3
*tw: substance abuse mentioned
Pile 3 your next romantic partner is definitely a water sign, BIG scorpio energy here. This person is very deep and fights internal emotional turmoil that they are actively trying to heal. This person is very deep in their healing journey. So they are really self aware. I feel like this person is cold, stoic , and intelligent. They have soft spots tho and can actually be kind of sensitive. I feel like this person is at a point in their life when you two meet/start dating that they will be releasing negative patterns/toxic behaviors. They want to be a better version of themself. For some they might be letting go of some kind of substance abuse. I also feel like this person is spiritual and believes in energy and the importance of having self awareness, self control, and good discernment.
Pile 4 this is a very patient, supportive, empathetic, and thoughtful person. I feel like their main love languages are quality time & physical touch. I feel like this person has a bit of a dark past which makes them a bit guarded when it comes to openly expressing emotion. They just take time to open up and reveal themselves. They seem like a a loner and they need to feel a deep sense of connection before they can open up, which is hard because how can you build a connection if someone wonāt open up?? I see that it will take time to build something with this person in order for them to be more open. You might feel like they have a lot of secrets or this person just has a lot of fears about getting close to people even tho they crave closeness. I see they could be a Taurus or another earth sign. I believe youāll be patient with them and start off as friends or maybe youāre already friends, then it will develop into more when this person feels safe.
Thatās all I have for you Pile 4, love and blessingsš
the one where reader and lando stayed close after their break up and still do videos together as friends until reader looked at lando a bit too long and the internet freaks out ( based on this request )
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warning this is all fake and just for fun, no hate to any of the people mentioned. Just a reminder that this is pure for entertainment Ń Š¾Ń Š¾
I want to get right to the point. I might be distant lately, I know we used to hang out quite a lot, right? I miss it too. I miss you. Literally every single thing about you down to the smallest of details and I think you miss me too. You see me everywhere, don't you? I see you too, in my dreams, every time I close my eyes. No one understands me like you do, no one knows what I've been through like you do, we're best friends so of course this separation would hurt you, it hurts me too, but it's the best thing I could think to do. I found myself falling in love with you, I felt scared and vulnerable again like a child and the feeling scared me. I knew it was something so much deeper because I love you enough to change, I love you so much I don't want my demons to ever hurt you, ever. I'll be back! I can't stay away from you too long, I've got plans ;)
Be talking to you soon sweetie :) take care!
Pile 2-
Hey my angel, how are you my love? It's been such a crazy journey, right? So many wild twists and turns, but we made it through! We're almost there now! I've been manifesting you for awhile, from far away, while you're with them. I pray and hope you're willing to accept me this time, because I'm ready and I really want all of you. All of your shadows. Everything. I really want to kiss you. I know I don't show it often, I'm not in the position to really show you right now anyways even if I wanted to, but I will be soon ;) I can't wait to spoil you rotten, pamper you and love you the way you should be loved, I can do it all, I'm very willing. I think we're soulmates, I can't ever imagine letting you go again, our future plays in my dreams like my little safe haven. š
Love you, angel!
Pile 3-
Meeting you would have to be one of the best things that has ever happened to me, even if it's not our time :)
guys, i'm bored out of my mind right now. are there anything new that's happening right now?
um, the last time i check, no.
maybe it's a good time to take a small break?
but taking a break is not so fun fun š.
and i'mma be bored the whole time š.
come on. even if it's slow today, there are other things to do.
like what? you and ??? aren't bored because you two can tinker around this blog, so you aren't bored.
that's so unfair.
me and Kel have to wait for something to happen.
ooh, i'mma gonna bother Nik Nik and the others. š
[before Kel can do anything, K stopped Kel from going over to the askthedoa blog]
please don't.
they are probably taking a break right now, and we shouldn't interrupt their break.
then what should we do then if we can't?
i don't know, but please let's just wait.
something are bound to come soon. so please be patient.
[note: i am so so so sorry to those have this account on notification or am seeing this account just spamming their feed. please feel free to unfollow or mute this account if the spamming is too much. i totally understand if you choose to do that.]
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Content: fluff, Satoru and his antics part 1000, madly devoted and in love with his wife, a.k.a you
Author's note: it's me again! Tbh, talking with the girls on discord is truly helping me to create little scenarios with our blue eyed king. I hope you enjoy!
Streamer Satoru Gojo who has a YT channel to talk about his skincare routine.
Streamer Satoru Gojo who has tons of subscribers because he is Gojo Satoru, the most beautiful man on Earth, it's impossible not to fall for him.
Streamer Satoru Gojo, who is so devoted to his wife (a.k.a you), uses your skincare products since they have an excellent result on you.
Streamer Satoru Gojo showing this fact to his female subscribers(yes the 95% of his subscribers are women because they are fascinated by his beauty and his charming personality).
Streamer Satoru Gojo who is recommending a product you use to moisturize your skin while you are removing the make up in your shared bathroom after the date you both had in a fancy restaurant. An small chuckle leaves your mouth after being mentioned.
Streamer Satoru Gojo who has an idea when he gave a glimpse to where you were removing your make up in carefully way and focused on making your skin ready to start your daily skincare routine, the one that makes your skin more beautiful than already was.
Streamer Satoru Gojo who calls you out in the middle of the strea to go where his camera is recording him and of course, you couldn't refuse to his ask, after all, his antics were always funny,and get the best of you, especially if they involved you and the love and devotion he has for you.
Streamer Satoru Gojo who introduces you to his followers: "Ladies, I present you my lovely, beautiful and gorgeous wife" he says cheerfully and proud of showing the love of his life and prove that he only has eyes to you because he knows how charming he is.
You say hi shyly to the camera, considering that you told Satoru few times that you don't want to interfere between him and his job but he insisted he was going to do it someday because he loves to show you off.
Streamer Satoru Gojo who shows the tiny pot of your moisturizer to the audience and adds: "See? My sweet girl has been using this product for like 2 months, baby?"
You nodded, looking at your feet because after all, you never liked being the spotlight, the opposite of your sweet husband.
"And I can assure you she used to have the driest skin I've ever seen, so I recommended her this product and look at her skin, smooth as baby butt".
You covered your face, ashamed, shy but mostly laughing at the way he said it. You were sure that his girls(the nickname you gave to your husband's fans) were definitely going to try your moisturizer, well, in fact his.
You remember the first time he told you about his skincare routine; at first, you didn't believe him, I mean, look at that perfect, smooth skin of his! It didn't need any single drop of any product, but after insisting you to the point of exhaustion, you decided to follow his advice, after all, Satoru was always right, something you usually keep that to yourself because his ego doesn't need a boost.
Streamer Satoru Gojo who decides to end the streaming by announcing that from now on, you and him would be trying new products and doing your skin care together.
some headcanons about dating timeskip!Kenma please!!
thank you Anon, I would absolutely love to share some stuff about this beautiful boy~ As always, feel free to send any other requests you got, Iāll be more than happy to share my thoughts~
status: unedited
word count: 1.4k (damn thatās the most Iāve written in a hot minute)
warnings: cursing, pure fluff, mentions of weed, crackfick a little suggestive? Idk man Iām sleepy
wrote this instead of studying for my physics final examš
Ok first off we gotta get the basic facts down. This boy may be sweet as sugar, but heās also one lazy mother fucker. And For the most part, Iād say that he really doesnāt change much from when he was a kid. The most I can say about him, is he definitely is a lot more confident being in front of people, ( I mean thatās kinda his job now, but bear with me) and has become less awkward around people. Very different from when he first met Hinata, he can actually hold a good and relaxed conversation now. Thatās not to say he isnāt introverted anymore, (he definitely still would rather be at home) but he is more confident in himself to be able to actually be able to engage with someone. Is he gonna go out of his way to talk to someone? Hell no, but he can at least handle being approached without overthinking and triggering his anxiety.
This definitely also translates to his relationship with you. You still will have be the one who makes the first move, or at least initiating conversations.
But one things for sure, once he likes you, he loves you. Like wanting to wife you up regardless of gender. And I feel like, (later on in the relationship ofc) if you ever had kids, he would be the best most present dad ever. Like he wouldnāt be a house husband, (his YouTube gig is completely paying for your mortgage) but because the majority of what he does has him, stream for like an hour, go on call for a few minutes, or just edit his videos for a bit, he would be able to make a lot of time for any and all children he has. But thatās way later on in the relationship.
Once heās comfortable in the relationship with you, I can definitely see him involving you in his content. Not like a whole boyfriend and girlfriend couples channel, but like a once a year āreacting to fucked up shit with my girlā type beat.
And since weāre on the subject of content, <<<<<<<<
Like imagine having the most shitty day possible and you come home to your boyfriend streaming COD or some shit. You just face-plant into the bed next to him and he snaps his head towards you.
āshit baby you good?ā he asks as he raises an eyebrow, looking at you concerned as you mumble angrily. He recognizes the nonverbal gestures and just pats his lap with a quick, ācāmere baby,ā and hugs you, letting you muzzle your face into his neck away from the camera, and wrapping a fluffy blanket around you, before he kisses you head and say, āgimme ten more minutes to finish this and weāll order some takeout k?ā. He gives you the most sincere and adorable smile ever sending butterflies not only to you, but all his fans watching, as he smiles and goes back to playing like nothing happened, the chat going wilddddddd. (My gay ass heart go brrrrrr)
I know for a fact that somewhere out there in haikyuu internet, there is a corny ass edit of yāall doing that shit, trust. (I need to keep my slang outta here man š)
ok, getting off the sidetrack, kenma is still like rlly introverted. Like his ideal date is just sitting at home watching some cheesy studio ghibi movie (His favorite is the boy and the heron, fight me on that, itās the hill Iām willing to die on.)
If not some cute Disney movie, I also feel like heād be into like some mystery or like not quite horoscope stuff. Like I feel like he would really be into Wednesday. If he had to watch an actual horror movie, I feel like Iād be like some of the older ones like scream or Nightmare on elm street type shit.
Speaking of scream, I feel like at least once yall would have to do the ghostface couples costume thing. Like I feel like this would just suit him so well. Idk my brains just going feral on it right now. (This was supposed to have a link attached, but it kept fuckin up and Iām to lazy to deal with it so just look it up, the couples version, itās hot af)
aside from the specific stuff that I know people hate reading, the next thing you gotta know about this version of kenma is he is a TEASE. Like not even like an NSFW type tease. Just like a āheās an ass but I love him.ā Like when he was younger I feel like he was too nervous and flustered to point that kinda stuff out. But now? Man is a menace and a half. The type of dude to be like, āI have no idea how your ass fits in those shorts. Oh no, youāre not taken them off now~ā or like the most basic annoying shit like bro fuck off and let me cuddle you in peace without being annoying. Like, heād be like, ā damn someoneās neady today~ you tryna fuck me in front of everyone?ā Like bro stfu Iām just tryna cuddle. Either that or heād call you clingy for returning the affection he initiated. Like bro, quit being a lil bitch and let me be happy you butt muffin.
Man is putting full pussy into annoying you. Heās the type of guy to call you the most vile, disgusting, cringe ass nicknames, specifically to piss you off. You need him to take out the trash? āYes my Pookie Wookie McSmoo Moo bear~ā *gags while writing this* Youāre yelling at him for some stupid thing, āI sorry my sugar booger~.ā
Yeah this part is real OOC, and I was gonna write more but I physically cannot bring myself to do it so anyway, his other 3 favorite things to annoy you by calling you is, Cutesie Poopsie, Shnookums, and side piece #2. (Bro I just gave myself the ick)
Beige flags aside, he does have some green ones . For example, heās a fabulous listener. Like, you just wanna rant and yell about your day? Cāmere babes, he already got fluffy blankets, stuffies, and fluffy socks at the ready. You just wanna cry in piece? Looks like his lap has a vacant spot, he can play games and scratch your head at the same time. #bbgtreatment (regardless of gender. If tumblr has taught me anything itās that nobody is to thug to be bbg, can I get an amen?š )
The more comfortable he is with you, the more he will make jokes, but in the most monotone voice ever. Like you could be ranting to your bestie on the phone like, āI forgot my umbrella at workā¦ yeah Iām soaked,ā and you just hear him from his corner calmly shouting āthatās what she said,ā not even turning away from his game, as if it was natural to him. Itās always so easy to talk with him, unless itās about his problems, but we aināt gon talk about that rn, Iām feeling too fluffy.
There is one thing that I absolutely have to address for this man though. The average female height in my country is 5ā4. And Kenma is only 5ā6. Chances are, heās not gonna be towering over you or nothing. Especially if you a tall specimen like me. (AFAB but gender is a construct yolo on those hoes). So chances are, this mf is for a fact, stealing your clothes. No article of clothing is safe. Hoodie? Sorry boo he got cold streaming. T-shirt? None of his were clean. Miniskirt? Onlyfans- He was pulling a Gojo sorry š
Tbh I donāt see him ever really having a wedding, or really ever getting married. Too much social interaction and attention on him. Gross. The most I can see him doing is, one night while yāall smoking pot or something, being like āyo wanna get married?ā He wants to be with you forever without the government getting involved, but hey, times are tough, and marriage helps with tax returns. So yāall just kinda go to the courthouse, get it done, then fly off to some place to elope.
in all Kenma is just a great loyal guy, who is the biggest pain in your ass, but the biggest cutie patootie this side of the nuthouse.