#🧯 anon

[too-many-fandomssss]

The counter

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Content: SEX (p in v)

Ok y'all! 1/3 of the requests done! I'm still working on the other 2 bc I literally wrote this in like one night 💀

Also made this one a full fic bc I haven't done much for my man Stanley yet. Hope this is what anon wanted, I feel like I kept to the plot a little better this time

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Its been almost a year since you decided to work at the Mystery Shack to make some extra spending money. You'd retired early and moved to Gravity Falls for a quiet life, which wasn't constant because of the magic creatures.

Your hair had some gray streaks around your face and by your ears. You always dressed nice for your job, maybe a little outdated but you knew Stan loved to see you in more 70s atire. Makeup was usually on the lighter side, and LOTS of jewelry adorned your neck, wrists, and fingers.

One evening the gnomes broke into the shack trying to steal Mabel away again, and unsurprisingly they caused all sorts of damage. You offered to stay late and help clean up, which Stan gladly agreed to also hoping he'd be able to have some alone time with you.

It was late, cleaning up took much longer than anticipated so Stan sent the kids to bed, and you told Soos you'd finish up since he looked tired. Secretly you were hoping something would happen tonight as well, especially since his flirting had gotten more persistent the last few weeks. You suspected it had something to do with Mabel pushing him to get closer to you, but you're not complaining.

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Since you started working at the Mystery Shack, you always caught Stan staring at you or just loitering around you when you restocked. When you were behind the counter he'd stand behind you, almost guarding you and not so secretly staring at your ass. Rather quickly his silent looks turned into loud comments and flirty remarks, like whenever he ended a tour he'd lead customers into the gift shop.

"And welcome to the gift shop! Buy something and you'll get to talk to the most beautiful woman in the world!"

Stan gestures to you while leaning on the side if the counter wiggling his eyebrows at you. Rolling your eyes while helping the first customer helping them check out, your cheeks slowly burning a light pink.

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You were just about done with cleaning the gift shop part of the house when Stan walks into the room leaning on the door frame smirking. At first you don't notice him as your humming to the song playing on the radio and shaking your ass slightly while putting away the last few things under the counter.

"Lookin' toots"

Stans voice makes you jump bumping your head on the bottom of the counter. When you stand up a hand rubbing your head you look over at Stan (un)intentionally looking lower noticing a growing bulge in his suit pants.

"Someone's happy to see me"

Eyebrows raised and a smirk on your face you lean against the counter more obviously checking him out as he walks towards you.

"I'm always happy to see you toots"

He returns your teasing, which causes pink to creep from your ears to your cheeks. You're nat able to speak because you know you'll stutter so you just stare into his eyes.

"Whats wrong cat got y'a tongue?"

Stan is mentally freaking out as he slids his large hand around your waist pulling you closer lips almost touching.

"Can I kiss y'a? Been craving it for so long

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You can feel his whispers against your face, without answering you wrap your hands around his neck and connecting your lips. Stan makes a sound that's a mix between surprise and a whine when your lips connect, his other hand leaves the counter and grabs the back of your head deepening the kiss.

Stan licks your bottom lip asking for entrance, you part your lips in agreement and he slids his tongue against yours the kiss getting more heated by the second. You guys are all over each other in a matter of seconds, your back being pressed against the counter and your hands desperately grasping at his hair and clothes.

There was a pause when your both needed air, you both looked like you were gonna jump on each other again when Stan spoke.

"I need to be inside you"

You were almost sitting on the counter, hands behind you now as you're looking down at the much larger bulge in his pants.

"Then what are you waiting for?"

The second the words left your mouth it's like he snapped, you were sudden on your stomach on the counter ass up. Stans rock hard bulge pressing against your ass, his hands snake across your hips to the hem of your pants slowly undoing them. Once they're fully unzipped he pulls them off your legs and leaving small kisses on your lower back and tugging at your lace underwear.

"Wearin' the fancy stuff for me now?"

Stans voice is low and teasing as he pulls the underwear over the plump of your ass and let's them fall around your ankles. He slides his right hand down to your dripping folds gently rubbing your clit, his left hand is on your ass massaging and kneeding the flesh.

"So wet and I've barely touched you y'a dirty girl"

Stans voice is low and gravelly against your back while he leaves kisses up your spine till the edge of your shirt that's been pushed up. His fingers work your clit harder now, rubbing tight circles that have you gasping and clawing the counter.

"Please Stan! Don't stop"

You're whining only serves to turn him on more as he slowly dips one finger into you, and is practically sucked in by your greedy cunt. Stan groans at the feeling before adding another finger and pumping slightly to see your reaction.

"Aah fuck, harder!"

You arch backwards moaning rather loudly at the sensation, which caused Stan to use his free hand to clamp over your mouth.

"Shhh, don't want the kids hearin' us"

He whispers in your ear and you nod half moaning against his hand, your breath is heavy and vision glossy when he releases you. He continues to pump his fingers in your tight cunt scissoring them slightly to stretch you out while he leaves hickeys on your neck.

You're trying so hard to keep quiet but Stan's fingerings you so good you can't help the yelps and whines that slip from your throat.

"I said keep quiet"

Stan whispers against your neck before a loud slap is heard and you feel a sharp stinging pain on your left ass cheek. A loud yelp emits from your throat and your head drops between your arms, ass wiggling slightly to try and ease the pain.

"Think you're ready to take me toots?"

You frantically nod looking at him over your shoulder, your eyes are glossed over and needy the look making his cock twitch in anticipation. He removes his fingers that are soaked with your juices and licks them clean moaning at the taste.

He started undoing his pants and let them drop to his ankles, the same with his boxers. His cock is blushed red and rock hard, dripping with precum as he pumps it a few times groaning before rubbing the tip through your folds lubing up a bit.

"Shit toots can't wait to fuck you stupid"

His words make a shiver run through your body, your pussy clenching around nothing. Stan slowly pushes in breathing heavy and holding back moaning too loud, on the other hand you were whimpering and gasping. After giving you a second to adjust he snapped, and bottomed out starting a brutal pace.

You clap a hand over your mouth when he bottoms out to muffle your scream as your body is rocked by his thrusts. Hands gripping the counter as you loudly moan his name, which makes Stan grab a fistful of hair and yank you back into an arch.

"Told y'a to be fuckin' quiet"

His voice is stern and low as he's still pounding you so deep there's a bulge forming in your belly. He wraps a hand around your throat squeezing slightly to restrict your noise, your eyes roll back at the feeling pussy tightening around his cock.

You can feel it, you can feel everything he's doing to you, the way his fingers dig into your throat to every vein on his cock. You're so close to cumming but can't say anything, you're so fucked out all you can do is moan.

"So close babe, just hol' on"

Stan groans against the crook of your neck sucking a large hickey onto it, his thrusts getting sloppy. He slides his free hand down to your clit rubbing tight circles again, which causes you to whine loudly even through his throat hold. You cum all over his cock, pussy clamping down on him which causes him to spray his hot seed inside and collapse over your back.

You both are panting hard laying on the counter, Stan pulls out of you after a second admiring his work. Mixed cum dripping out and down your thighs, he slides his hands down your back grabbing both ass cheeks and squeezing.

"You're so hot like this toots"

A smirk etching onto his face as he grabs a few tissues and wipes you up, you mumble while your face is laying on the counter. He then lazily pulls your pants back up and carried you up to his room changing you into one of his old t-shirts and shorts. He lays you in his bed and climbs in with you pulling you close and drifting to sleep.

"Love y'a toots

[positive-total-drama-takez]

WHICH PAPA LOUIE GAME IS FAVORITE OF WHICH CHARACTERS HEADCANONS, GO!! sugar - papa's burgeria ella - papa's bakeria beth - papa's donuteria lindsay - papa's freezeria cody - papa's pizzeria harold - papa's sushiria (BECAUSE HE HAS MAD SKILLS) kitty - papa's cheeseria - slay, serve, survive!🧯 anon

LMAO THESE GOOFY SIGNOFFS I CANT-

[rodolfoparras]

hi!! I just found out about ur works and i LOVE THEM, honestly thank you for contributing for the 'x male reader' stuff :]

(Alsoo can I be 🧯 anon?)

Hello sugar!! First of all thank you sm for reading my work and for liking it!!! It really means a lot to me and I’m genuinely happy I can bring y’all male reader inserts!! Second of all you are more than welcome to be 🧯 anon🫶🏻

[eyesxxyou]

you’re actually a SAINT for writing Hobie x male reader Sunshine was amazing 😭🙏🏽 -🧯

Thank you! This means a lot because I was starting to become unsure if anyone actually liked it.

[tulpartrials]

seeing as i call Jimmy "Yimpy" i'm gonna call Habit ummmm..... uhh Yapit. heheheh. /silly

-🧯👾 :)

MY GOODNESS… I LOVE NICKNAMES.

WHAT A GLORIOUS TITLE! “YAPIT” SHALL STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF MILLIONS.

THANK YOU FOR BESTOWING IT UPON ME, YANON :D

[ultrone]

I know I don’t go anon but atp I’m feeling left out lmaooo, I’m claiming this one for the hell of it🧯

:)

How’s your day going? Was wondering who some of your favorite artists are :) and you ofc don’t have to do this if it doesn’t interest you but who do you think the girl’s favorite artist(s)/band(s) would be if they were teens now. I’m dying on the hill that Jackie would love Taylor Swift and Lana and Shauna would love Hozier, Noah Kahan or Lord Huron

ofcc u can claim it 😼🫶🏼 it’s all urs now. . and some of my fav artists are lana del rey, radiohead, deftones, soda stereo, zoé, danny ocean, ethel cain, feid, strangehuman, coldplay, frank ocean, jeff buckley, the smiths, queen, luis miguel, etc. i have too many lmaoooo, wbu?

some artists i think the yjs would like

— prolly super inaccurate cuz it’s my first time thinking abt this 😭

SHAUNA : coldplay, steve lacy, hozier, mitski, sufjan stevens, the fray, the neighbourhood, rex orange county, mika, wallows, m83, mormor, harry styles, $uicideboy$, inhaler, one direction, kanye

JACKIE : taylor swift, coldplay, glee cast, the neighbourhood, childish gambino, tove lo, birdy, joji, rihanna, pinkpantheress, kali uchis, doja cat, one direction, 5sos

LOTTIE : brent faiyaz, dominic fike, phoebe bridgers, bon iver, cigarettes after sex, ellie goulding, faye webster, grimes, the 1975, aquilo, olivia rodrigo, arctic monkeys, declan mckenna, lorde, frank ocean, miguel, tame impala

NAT : loathe, alex g, salvia path, superheaven, basement, lil peep, grimes, the 1975, arctic monkeys, tame impala

TAI : brent faiyaz, daniel caesar, mac demarco, mormor, mac miller, kid cudi

VAN : girl in red, linkin park, eminem, tv girl, declan mckenna, the kooks

[ask-chef-teruteru]

Update: not only is the water burnt but everything in the kitchen is on fire too :[

“Uh… wah…”

“WAAAAH! Ooh you bes’ g’ou’ ‘o dere! Lan’ sakes!”

[silvercaptain24]

Opinion that will probably get me killed hence I'm on anon-

Zhongli is hotter than Niuvulette (how the fuck to you spell his name help) is hotter than Diluc

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Neuvillette

…🤷‍♀️? Zhongli and Neuvi aren’t my type anyways, and Diluc is cute but also I relate to him in an oldest sibling level a lot so he’s not like that for me either so…..

[beardedhandstoadshark]

*I confidently walk while enveloped by the flames*

THIS

ANONS ON

FIREEEEEEE

[too-many-fandomssss]

this came to me in a daydream… at work… don't ask: stan x reader who works at the mystery shack and has a flirtation / situationship going on with stan, one day they have to stay late at the shack which ends up with stan taking them on the cash register tee hee 🤭🧯 (do with that what you will) kisses x

Anon I love your brain! I'll start on that as soon as I can!

Also if you have any other ideas like this PLEASE send them in! 💘

[positive-total-drama-takez]

after watching every single audition tape, i was thinking about cody&beth as a sibling duo, like... their audition is literally the same scenario, and they are both goofy losers... AND also the cody tdi elimination scene?? they are so silly siblings coded.

- don't stop believing! 🧯anon

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[hunn1e-bunn1e]

Sebastian & Co. - Riddle Rosehearts Reader

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I changed it up a bit Anon, and made you Ciel's long lost cousin twice removed and a lord instead of an earl, pre overblot riddle, beheading is literal. But your butler is still Trey and your staff is still the rest of the Heartslabyul cast like we discussed before. Sorry for not posting at an earlier time, my seasonal allergies turned into a very bad cold. —Benny🐰

Warnings -> Passing mentions of decapitation...

                                                                                                   

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🐈‍⬛ Sebastian's first impression of you was... not great. When he opened the front door to let you inside, you were in the midst of shouting at your butler about following rules and then you turned to him and said "It's about time!" So you were another cheeky brat like his master, it seems. The demon didn't mind you all that much though, he was used to dealing with children already.

🐈‍⬛ He was a bit shocked that you were Ciel's distant cousin, but then again your soul was just slightly similar to that of his master. While you and his young master conversed about your childhoods, Sebastian listened in from where he stood off to the side. All he could really offer your situation sympathy-wise was a short muttered "Oh."

🐈‍⬛ Upon your arrival you had brought a few members of your staff with you, which Sebastian thought of as strange since you came here to see his young master only. But he figured that you must have wanted to introduce them to your cousin. Or... to give them an example of how to do their jobs properly, from what the demon butler saw, they were just as incompetent as the Phantomhive Manor's own staff. Ugh. Such misfortune.

🐈‍⬛ Sebastian did however meet your own butler who went by the name of Trey Clover. He was quite impressed with his performance considering he was a human. Though later in the visit you had sent Trey to assist him with dessert, something about "Trey, go make me a tart.". And dear me did Sebastian find out your butler can make a good ass tart.

🎩 Ciel was quite shocked to find that he had any family left after Madam Red's unfortunate passing. You looked a bit similar to his aunt as well, but you quickly clarified that you were his distant cousin twice removed. The young earl was definitely taken aback at your intense dedication to the rules your mother raised you with. Ciel was even more shocked that you hold your staff to the same rules and behead those who disobey.

🎩 Truth be told he finds you quite childish and audacious, such rules are utterly ridiculous, and he tells you so. Fortunately, you can't bring yourself to behead Ciel and the two of you delve into a long talk about your differing childhoods. He learned of your mother and what she put you through, but he can't help but be envious that you still have your parent, even if they aren't the best. Ciel doesn't tell you that though.

🧹 Poor Mey'rin is terrified of you! She was moving a stack of expensive china plates from the storage room to the kitchen and as she walked through the tea room, past you and the young master, she tripped! The plates sailed to the ground and broke on impact. As Mey'rin turned to apologize, she was met with a very angry you, shouting about how she should be beheaded for her mistake.

🧹 Thankfully one of your staff, Ace, made up some excuse that calmed you down and helped her up. Mey'rin instantly fell in love, he was such a 'kind gentleman'. How he looked in her eyes with that boyish smirk and said, "Let's get outta here.", she couldn't hold herself together and sprinted out of the room in embarrassment.

🧯 Bardroy is peak annoyed with you, he already has the young master, he doesn't need another spoiled child to deal with. He was 'cooking' in the kitchen, right, trying to make something for the esteemed guest. So he did the usual, light a stick of dynamite and toss it in the oven, right? Then the oven exploded and Bardroy could hear your shouting all the way from the game room.

🧯 You ended up sending in one of your staff to check out what happened in the kitchen and that's how he met Deuce. Bardroy thought he was a pretty nice kid even if he too had no idea how to cook without being destructive either. He also found the interest in pots to be weird. "Let's just use a pot!" "Eh!? Steak in a pot?"

🪴 You scare Finny sometimes, yes, but he knows that deep down you're probably really nice. While both you and the young master were sitting in the garden having tea, he accidentally let a hedgehog loose. However, his suspicions were proved right when he noticed that you had picked up the hedgehog and sat it on your lap, petting it as if it were a cat.

🪴 A member of your staff named Cater had literally bumped into him while he was walking past the newly installed rose hedges. He and Finnian got along swimmingly as they spoke about their shared interests with one another. He also found that Cater really enjoyed taking photographs in his free time.

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[eyesxxyou]

IF WE’RE CLAIMING EMOJIS CAN I BE 🧯 ANON???

Alsooo :3 for the fic ask thing, 3 and 4 for cybersex?

I LOVE cybersex bro I be rereading it ALL. THE. TIMEEEEEE

3: What's your favorite line of narration?

4: what's your favorite line of dialogue.

My favorite narration from Cybersex would have to be when I described Hobie pulling reader's head up and reaching around to record your face while getting absolutely obliterated from the back. Kinda like that trend on tiktok where the person in the ghostface mask would grab the victim by the hair and take a picture of them. That made me kick my feet a lil 🤏

My favorite dialogue comes right after that when he says "Say hi, dove." I kinda lost my shit right there. Ngl I ate that lil bit up right there.

[real-total-drama-takes]

how DARE they call sam a 4chan-er and an incel, he literally supports women's rights and women's wrongs AND women's rights to be radioactive mutant thing. and he actually cared about dakota and other people too. 4chan users and incels don't know what empathy is and he is just a goofball!! 🙁

- ttyl, 🧯anon

[ultrone]

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[rodolfoparras]

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