#🧭 ctrl.stayonmars

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Pookie I live in australia and ever since I’ve read the spider!Jimin AU, I started talking briefly to spiders 😭😭 I saw a huntsman the other day outside my laundry door (a quick google search would show you how MASSIVE they are) and I went “damn. If Jimin is here as my mate he would’ve talked to you and told you how much he loves me.” 😭😭😭

WAHHHHH NOOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT!!! ITS SICK!!! HES SICK!!!!

I can just imagine him laying all cute in his web, a spider on his finger or crawling up his hand as he just prattles on and on about how much he loves you. Giggling and kicking his feet like an anime girl with a crush ASJDSB He would be so utterly lovestruck like--

"--God, and she was just the cutest today, you know? She was singing in the garden while weeding, swaying her hips so pretty." He sighs, his mind slipping away so easily to the scene. He wishes he could slip back to that moment-- slip back to every little happy moment with you. "And! She even asked for my help! Okay, maybe didn't ask. But she was whining about the squash bugs and I helped anyway."

He smiles, placing his head against his forearm, watching as the arachnid scales his other appendage. It's adorable little legs tickling the hair of his wrist. He often wonders what it would be like to have that many arms, if you would still think he was pretty. If you would let him touch you like that.

Ah, no. He shakes his head, the grin never leaving his lips as he dismisses the thought.

"And, she even gave me a kiss as a reward. The best kind where she's a little shy about it and acts like she didn't want it as much as she did." He giggles, his fangs pressing into the skin of his lower lips. "We both know, what she wants, don't we? . . . Oh! And then! Earlier when we were at the store--"

And in truth, that spider he's talking to doesn't want to be there ASJSDN he's just sitting around because he knows he'll get food out of it in the end for listening to him LMAO.

Safe to say that the spiders know for a fact he can't shut up about you. It's adorable, especially when you walk in on him doing it. Like the blush he's get on his cheeks MAAANNN

But please I'm so glad my fic has still been bringing happiness to your life especially in the small ways!!! I talk to all animals too, especially spiders for my senior thesis and whenever I go into the lab to feed them I can't help but think that Jimin would get so jealous even though they're literal spiders 😭 LMAO

spider jimin stuck in our hearts forever 😔✊