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[babymorte]

no rizz but i’ll listen to ur favorite band’s full discography just to understand you better

[ragnarockz]

Gonna answer the other ask numbers that were not sent to me!

4. Dom, sub, or switch?

Both Agnes and Vidal are switches. I feel like that's only right. There's so much to explore with their power dynamics that it would be a shame to have one ONLY a dom and the other ONLY a sub. LET THEM EXPLORE! LET THEM PLAY!

5. Do they kiss with tongue?

I feel like Vidal does more than Agnes 👀 And I think it stems from Agnes not wanting to 'scare away' Vidal or make it seem like she's being this aggressive partner (but Vidal loooooves it when Agnes initiates kisses with tongue; doesn't happen often but it becomes more and more frequent)

6. What was their first time having sex like?

Vidal getting under Agnes' skin and Agnes realizing she's both super turned on and annoyed by Vidal so...I mean hey, might as well fuck it out 🤷🏻‍♀️ But it was super intimate and of course, it felt like that had done it all before (I think a lot of muscle memory comes back to Agnes being under the spell; little bits of Agatha poke through and remind Agnes of what she likes/dislikes/what Vidal/Rio likes/dislikes). There's some surprises or lapses in that deep seated memory but for the most part, very hot, very physical. Not as rough but bordering it; trying to see where they can push boundaries with each other

7. Who was their first kiss with?

I mean, it would have been Agatha and Rio waaaaaaay back ago so, each other 🥺

9. How often do they masturbate?

Agnes: Every fucking day, it not multiple times a day. She will literally just take off to go touch herself. I feel like she's very in tune with her body and listens to it; she doesn't really deny herself much of anything

Vidal: Often but not as often as Agnes. I feel like, she likes having Agnes actually around or in the room; she likes making Agnes watch 😈

11. How do they handle aftercare?

Agnes: The SOFTEST MOST CARING MOTHERFUCKER OUT HERE. Will literally pamper Vidal to death (hehe); her sweetness will kill you! Makes sure Vidal has everything she needs - reminds her to do all the important things (pee/drink water/sleep). And will just cover her in the softest kisses; super soft massages. Words of affirmation.

Vidal: I feel like Agnes craves physical touch after so, Agent Vidal would just wrap her arms around Agnes, holds her, cradles her head and strokes her hair. Agnes likes to lay her head down on Vidal's chest, stomach, lap. HOLD HER; PLEASE!

12. What is their biggest turn off?

Agnes: Being too rigid with the power dynamic - you gotta let her come back and leave on that one. Don't keep a too long or too short of a leash because she needs room to play with being in control and allowing Vidal to take over at the same time

Vidal: Being purposefully ignored/denied/or even like, Agnes not remembering something she said she liked/disliked. She likes to be heard and listened. She likes someone who can pay attention and retain information (but Agnes is a natural at that so, Vidal doesn't have to worry too much)

13. What do they think about when they masturbate?

Each other omg. Are you kidding me? Or even like, certain things they've said to one another while they were flirting/making out/fucking. A lot snaps back from previous experiences between them and they can both relay on that to get them off. I think Agnes likes to imagine words/audio cues more and Vidal likes to imagine visual cues.

15. Are they loud/vocal in bed?

Agnes more than Vidal. Agnes likes the audio cues, even if they're from herself (does she turn herself on with how loud she gets? duh). But Vidal will play into that, too 👀 She knows what Agnes likes to hear and at what pitch and when; it drives Agnes insane

17. What is the worst sex they've ever had?

Are these two even fucking other people? I don't think so; at least not in my hc. 'Worst' is probably like, if they got too drunk and thought it was a good idea to fuck around and before you know it, one of them is rushing to the bathroom to puke. I feel like that would suck but it's not a deal breaker of them never fucking again 😂 That just means the other gets to baby and take care of whoever was sick 🥺

19. Do they enjoy bondage?

Vidal more than Agnes 👀 Agnes sometimes reminds me of a flighty or caged animal; she needs to be let 'loose' and not so much tied down to one spot for too long. But Vidal has no problem with it; she has the patience of a saint and being tied to one place, one position doesn't bother her as much (it also allows a chance for Agnes to be fully in control and that also turns Vidal on)

[dollyonm0lly]

The brain worms are worming.

Caracalla would be so jealous tho!! If you used the strap on Geta for too long and not him. He’d be a huffy and whiny mess, maybe (most definitely) tears would be shed

-🧠🪱 anon

Poor baby, he would be so emotional after cumming on your thick strap, he just wants you to stay inside while he cuddles into you, you can hear the sniffling coming from your shoulder where he lies, he just rambles over and over about how your cock is only his to take. 💔 He can also get really violent when jealous, he tried to kill you by suffocation multiple times before while fucking into you, both of his hands on your neck, idk if i would recommend (is this the part where he likes to see you cry under him comes into play? Maybe).

[crimsonrainwatersmycrops]

Obligatory time travel fix-it AU where after losing his head Shi Wudu wakes up during his early god years and rather than tempting fate again with the switching he lets He Xuan ascend, instead offering himself as a spy in the Heavenly Court to Hua Cheng in exchange for him killing the Venerable of Empty Words and keeping Shi Qingxuan safe in Ghost City.

Bonus if newly ascended civil god He Xuan can't puzzle out why the Water Master seems to have such a thinly veiled aversion to him when they barely even exchanged two words and the confusion soon turns into a deep need to know more about the Water Tyrant, unintentionally driving Shi Wudu up the walls because why is He Xuan suddenly everywhere he goes??

[festeringhorror]

The inherent eroticism of a dragon protecting and sleeping atop its hoard (you’re in the hoard)

[beeffizz]

Describe an OC using 3 emojis

[ortly]

various goodles (gern doodles) and andrawings(andrea drawings)

😋✌️

[c4ndygore-p0p]

Worms :3

[piningpercussionist]

No!! He just ate them and then said “21 grams of protein”!!

He’s a jerk :[

-🧠🪱

I think I might be ill... like genuinely.

Oh that's so awful. I'm sorry he ate your worms... like... in front of you. At all, really. What a freak...

[mercymaker]

woke up early, sick and feverish, and immediately thought of malstarion

i wonder what that means for me.. hmmm

[magicclownjuice]

Oooouughhh... Auuuweeghhguuuuuhhhh.... <- plagued by Latino!Moon thoughts

WHAT IF— WHAT IF I MADE HIM CHILEAN LIKE ME—

Human!Moon or normal Moon, BOTH WOULD WORK BUT ROBOT MOON CUSSING IN CHILEAN SLANG WOULD BE FUNNIER (just imagine him downloading chilean slang phrases to add to his vocabulary from the internet LMAO)

Also, CHILEAN SUNNY TOO BECAUSE I SAID SO. (In the case he's still a robot, he wouldn't know what most of the slang sayings mean and would be horrified once he finds out)

You bet your asses I will be drawing this.

[babymorte]

why are men so self conscious about their height when there are so many more important flaws to be self conscious about like the lack of emotional intelligence

[brainrot-stitch]

LISTEN TO BABY BUGS PLEse. PLEASE. PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE IM SO NORMAL IM SO

[garffag]

🧠 it’s brain worms wednesday everybody 🪱

[2ndsk8terboy]

I heard you’re sad, so I got you a gift!!

She hands you a very glittery stuffed animal, which had just a little bit of dirt on it.

-🧠🪱

Well I'm not sad but- Does it have worms in it?!

[festeringhorror]

Seeing other sadists exist, even if it’s non-sexual sadism, and have fun mentally torturing their friends is… beautiful to me

Seeing other sadists in action brings me so much joy