#ð§ð»ââïžðð§ð»ââïž
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Visit Tumblr Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Tumblr was acquired by Yahoo for $1.1B in 2013.
Text
ðž: Christian Sarkine
#ð¹ð€žð»ââïžð«šð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð€ð€¡ðð»ðªððð¥²ð¥°ð€ ðð»ââïžðð€ðœð»ððð« ð§ð»ââïž#5sos#5 seconds of summer#luke hemmings#luke#when we were young fest 2023#kh4f post#i just#um#yeah#for normal reasons#goodbye forever
103 notes
·
View notes
Text
can i just brag for a moment that i made two of my friends delusional enough about svt (in a short period of time) that they made side blogs
#like do i get a commission from hybe for my conversion work here or#jade speaks#svt#yes this is about#meggie ð§ð»ââïž#jo ð§ð»ââïž#nickiâŠ.. youâre next ðïžððïž
21 notes
·
View notes
Text
WAIT HEAD IN THE HANDS ðŠ
ðŠ
#augusta fetches a Very Pretty Dowry from the family she marries into + this is the Big reason her father weds her off so young#but. ð§ð»ââïž i think another part of it is that her magic is genuinely stifled in their homeland. the cold is what killed her mom when she#first came there + augusta struggles with it too. there are some benefits to having draconic blood in the Dragoncursed Lands but overall#it's mostly cons ð»ð so it's a two for one deal. mister rustrian gets ???#a lot of money? some magical artefact that beats the fog back?? Something. and also his daughter gets to Leave and hone in her magic#so she can one day come back and put an end to the curse after all. easy peasy!#but then at the wedding he sees the necklace the family is going to regale her with + arcana checks that shit#and BAM.. it is the tf2 sapper in disguise! so he tries to call the wedding off because ð this was the Opposite of the point in marrying#her off tf!! but Augusta hates him and is lost in the sauce of being Free of Him + simultaneously lost in the sauce of being in touch#with her full mana pool for the first time in her life. so the rage kinda goes crazy and blam blam your father has been imploded.. magic#missile lvl 6 on his ass or something ridiculous#and the In-Laws are like ... ðïžððïž.. ðïžð«Šðïž leash this beast IMMEDIATELY we need her magic NOWWWWWW#and so began augusta's 20 years of possession in baldur's gate or whateva ððŠ
#i realized this Could Not Happen in waterdeep because. well. if raw and unbridled magic is what you were after gale and all of his#colleagues are Right There ð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïž ... she has to become baldurian and elturian or Something.. but on principle she Cannot be#waterdhavian ðŠ
she should be from that one place that is trying to be like waterdeep but the one other city has claimed the local waterdeep#title so they just have to seethe abt it ð#ðŠ
1 note
·
View note
Text
[ID: A âThis Barbie isâ generated movie poster with a photo of a hand pointing directly toward you and the caption edited to read âThis Barbie is not working on their WIPs.â End ID]
#Blue and Hazel has been staring at me all ðïžððïž#this is the longest writers block Iâve ever had#someone pls give me a remedy lol#Gary and Chloe rn ð§ðŒð§ð»ââïž#litg fanfic#anyways back to cluelessly staring at my word doc
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
â ððððððð, ððððððð ð«
max verstappen x singer!fem reader // smau
‷ summary: when max verstappen starts commenting on the posts of the beloved singer y/n l/n, fans are confused and less than enthusiastic at the new friendship. what they could never expect is just how long they've been 'friends'...
based on this request <3
ââââââ àŒ»â©âââŸââºâ§àŒº ââââââ
liked by sabrinacarpenter, maxverstappen1, and 46,908 others
tagged sabrinacarpenter
ynusername my new album is now officially out on all platforms! thank you so so much for all of the love and support, and special thanks to sab for her feature on the song <33 love u bb girl ð«Šð«Š now that the album's out, tour next!!! see you all soon!
23,560 comments
user1 THE ALBUM OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
user2 i cannot be normal about this i fear
user3 ik her back hurts from CARRYING the music industry on her back ð©
user4 hey so WHO TF IS SO AMERICAN ABOUT?? A LOVE SONG
user5 y/n writing a love song in god's year of 2024... wow
user6 y/n in the top 10 charts, fork found in kitchen
user7 sabrina and y/n are never beating the gf allegations
ynusername damn right we're not ð
user7 HOLY SHIR HOKY SHIT HOKST SHUT
user8 y/n's in love and it's not with me, hanging myself as we speak
user9 the comment is gonna get reported but so real op
ï¿Œuser8 can't a woman hang herself in peace ð£
user10 album's such a banger i had this shit bumpin at my grandmas funeral ððŒ rest in piece nancy ðïžðªð»
user11 OH MY GOD???
user12 rest in piece nancy you would've loved make you mine ð
ynusername oh my god please tell me your joking
user10 sorry queen the grind never stops
ynusername NO SHOT
maxverstappen1 great album! ððŒ
user13 why does he text like my father ð§ð»ââïž
user14 brother eughh
user15 what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
ynusername thank you max!!!
user16 y/n l/n to redbull in 2025
user17 hellurrrrr who is this man in ur likes y/n
user18 f1 driver!!
user17 Y/N NO ATHELETES PLEAEJEWK ð«µ
user18 tour content soon??? i'm sat
ââââââ àŒ»â©âââŸââºâ§àŒº ââââââ
user19 bro looks like he snuck onto earth, get his ass outta here
user20 grammy-award winner, vogue cover model, new york university graduate and Some Fucking Guy
user21 not y'all coming to her defense like the mighty morphin power rangers ðð he's literally a world class athete and she writes pop music
user20 17.172.224.47
user21 IS THAT MY IP ADDRESS??
user20 melinda charleton
user22 IS THAT HIS MOTHER'S NAME!!?1?1!
user20 you want me to do you too???
user22 no we good ð
user23 ruth bader ginsberg did not die for this
user24 now wtf does this have to do with babe ruth ð€š
user25 WHOOOOO ð§
user24 ... that wasn't right was it
user26 now let's be fr he does NAWT have a chance
user27 have u seen the marble-carved ï¿Œ goddesses these men pull, i fear he does ð
user28 please no i feel ill
user29 TWO???? OH HELL NAW
user30 two might be pushing it, only one was confirmed
user31 jesus christ
user32 first taylor, now this
user33 yall, all he commented was great album ðð yall are LEAPING to conclusions
user34 what can i say it's an art
user35 i do not see ðïžððïž
user36 no like ðð im in your walls
user37 haha max verstappen!! right!!! (theres a sniper at ur location)
user38 omg ur so right ð€© it is about him (i have a bomb strapped to my chest)
user39 i dont mean to sound stupid, idk who that man is, if i saw him on the streets i wouldnt know a thing ð¥±
user40 this is so random too like what ð
user41 the power of kindness won't work here, i have to throw him off a building
user42 i used to be a max verslsjjwwo lover ð€© now im just a max verslsjjwwo hater ð
user43 NURSE 𫵠SHE'S OUT AGAIN
user44 why would u put that into the universe ð§
user45 alright, lets get you to bed grandma
user46 mari stop being delusion and go touch grass ð§ð»ââïž
user47 ENOUGHHHH
user48 ain't no way in hell ð
user49 ik ur feet hurt from all this jumping to conclusions babe
user50 lets leave the parkour to the athletes ð
ââââââ àŒ»â©âââŸââºâ§àŒº ââââââ
liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris, and 54,789 others
ynusername italy thanks for letting me be inside you (; it was such a lovely show, expect me back asap!!!!
15,267 comments
user51 IT WAS SO GOOD I THNK I BLACKED OUT THE WHOLE TIME THO
user52 oh!
user51 oh so now this isn't a safe space
user53 LANDO AND MAX IN TGE LIKES??? NO NO NO NO
user54 ABORT ABORT ABORT
user55 y'all are doing too much ð she's one of the top artists in the world, i think it's safe to say they might like her music
user56 the second picture ð§ð»ââïždo you need a stool cause i can kneel and be really quiet
user57 y/n fans be normal challenge (impossible!!!) (never done before)
user56 WOMP WOMP
maxverstappen1 wonderful show! ððŒ you are so talented
ynusername ty max (: im glad you could come see me
user57 ain't NO WAYYYYYY
user59 THIS IS SIXKENJNG IM GONNA PUKE
sabrinacarpenter my gf looking sexy ð«Šð«Šð«Š
ynusername only for u bbg ð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïž
user60 BOOOO ð£ïž GET A ROOM
user61 do y'all need a third!!!!
user62 mamma mia pizza pasta mozzerella moment
user63 i just put u on a watchlist
user62 ð§ð»ââïž
landonorris RAHHHHHH ðŠ
ð«µð£ïžâŒïž
ynusername RAHHH RAHHH RAHHH RISE POWER POWER ðªð»âŒïž
user63 what the fuck
user64 OH GOD WHAT IF SHES DATING HIM????
ynusername brother eughhhh
landonorris WHAT THE FUCK????
user65 SINCE WHEN IS SHE FRIENDS WITH F1 DRIVERS HOW MANY CHAPTWRS DID I MISS
user66 apparently we all went into a universal coma while she was out galavanting cause idk how else this could've happened
ââââââ àŒ»â©âââŸââºâ§àŒº ââￜￜâââ
maxverstappen1 posted to his story!
(caption: beautiful show)
22,456 replies
ââââââ àŒ»â©âââŸââºâ§àŒº ââââââ
user67 someone save my girl bro, she don't know any better ð
user68 it's like a little kid trying to touch the hot stove, LIKE STOP THAT!! DON'T DO THAT
user69 am i the only one who thinks they'd be cute together....
user70 YES!?!?
user71 there is literally no fucking way he bagged her
user72 losing y/n to european f1 driver would be the biggest american tragedy since 2001
user73 i had to read this shit twice, op what r u waffling abt ð«µð§
user74 can't even be nonchalant about this one bro, i'm chalanting hard asf
user75 we do not care
ââââââ àŒ»â©âââŸââºâ§àŒº ââââââ
liked by redbullracing, f1, and 78,567 others
tagged maxverstappen1
ynusername first time in monaco, safe to say i enjoyed myself! so happy to see you shine this time my love<3
25,788 comments
user76 oh. my. fucking. god
user77 THEYRE FUCKING DATING OH MYFODNSJ
user78 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE HOLDING YOUR HAND THAT SHOULD BE MEEE MAKING YOU LAUGHHH ð€
user79 i'm in mourning
sabrinacarpenter CHEATER ð«µ
ynusername BABY IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME ð£ð£ð£ IT WAS A MISTAKE
maxverstappen1 we've been dating for 2 years??
sabrinacarpenter SHUT UP FAST & FURIOUS NO ONE ASKED YOU
user80 i'm sorry ð two Y EARS
user81 i feel like i just got dumped. y/n don't do this, the kids need you ð
maxverstappen1 i got p1 for you, i love you ð«¶ðŒ
ââââââ àŒ»â©âââŸââºâ§àŒº ââââââ
hope you all enjoyed! please let me know your thoughts and feel free to leave a request for me to write something for your fav <3
#f1 x female reader#f1 x reader#f1 x y/n#formula 1#f1#f1 smut#f1 x you#formula one#f1 imagine#f1 smau#max verstappen smau#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x y/n
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Believe me when I tell you:
ðððððð
ðð€£ððððððð¥°ðð€©ð¥³ð« ððð¥²ð¥¹ðâºïžððð€€ððððð€ªð¥Žðð¥ºð¬ððð¶ð¶âð«ïžð«¥ð€ð«¡ð€ð€«ð«¢ð€ð¥±ð€ð«£ð±ð€šð§ððð®âðšð€ð ð¡ð€¬ðððð¥ð¢â¹ïžðð«€ðð°ðšð§ðŠð®ð¯ð²ð³ð€¯ðð£ð©ð«ðµðµâð«ð«šðââïžðââïžð¥¶ð¥µð€¢ð€®ðŽðªð€§ð€ð€ð·ð€¥ðð€ ð€ð€ðð¥žð€¡ðð¿ð»ðâ ïžð¹ðºðð©ð€ðœðŸðððððððððºðžð¹ð»ðŒðœðð¿ðŸð«âðâšð¥ðšðŠð€ð³ïžð¥ð¯ðâ€ïžð§¡ððð©µððð€ð€ð©¶ð€ð©·ðððððððððâ¥ïžâ£ïžâ€ïžâð©¹ðâ€ïžâð¥ðð«ï¿œï¿œï¿œð€ð£ïžð£ð§ ð«ð«ð©žðŠ ðŠ·ðŠŽððïžðð«Šð
ððð»ððŒððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ðŠ¶ðŠ¶ð»ðŠ¶ðŒðŠ¶ðœðŠ¶ðŸðŠ¶ð¿ðŠµðŠµð»ðŠµðŒðŠµðœðŠµðŸðŠµð¿ðŠ¿ðŠŸðªðªð»ðªðŒðªðœðªðŸðªð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð«¶ð«¶ð»ð«¶ðŒð«¶ðœð«¶ðŸð«¶ð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð€²ð€²ð»ð€²ðŒð€²ðœð€²ðŸð€²ð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðŸð€ð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿ââð»âðŒâðœâðŸâð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð«³ð«³ð»ð«³ðŒð«³ðœð«³ðŸð«³ð¿ð«Žð«Žð»ð«ŽðŒð«Žðœð«ŽðŸð«Žð¿ð«±ð«±ð»ð«±ðŒð«±ðœð«±ðŸð«±ð¿ð«²ð«²ð»ð«²ðŒð«²ðœð«²ðŸð«²ð¿ð«²ð«žð«žð»ð«žðŒð«žðœð«žðŸð«žð¿ð«·ð«·ð»ð«·ðŒð«·ðœð«·ðŸð«·ð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿ðïžðð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ââð»âðŒâðœâðŸâð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿âïžâð»âðŒâðœâðŸâð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿ð«°ð«°ð»ð«°ðŒð«°ðœð«°ðŸð«°ð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿ð€ð€ð»ð€ðŒð€ðœð€ðŸð€ð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð«µð«µð»ð«µðŒð«µðœð«µðŸð«µð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿âïžâð»âðŒâðœâðŸâð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿âïžâð»âðŒâðœâðŸâð¿ð€³ð€³ð»ð€³ðŒð€³ðœð€³ðŸð€³ð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð
ð
ð»ð
ðŒð
ðœð
ðŸð
ð¿ð€ð€ð»ð«±ðŒâð«²ð»ð«±ðœâð«²ð»ð«±ðŸâð«²ð»ð«±ð¿âð«²ð»ð€ðŒð«±ðœâð«²ðŒð«±ðŸâð«²ðŒð«±ð¿âð«²ðŒð«±ð»âð«²ðœð«±ðŒâð«²ðœð€ðœð«±ðŸâð«²ðœð«±ð¿âð«²ðœð«±ð»âð«²ðŸð«±ðŒâð«²ðŸð«±ðœâð«²ðŸð€ðŸð«±ð¿âð«²ðŸð«±ð»âð«²ð¿ð«±ðŒâð«²ð¿ð«±ðœâð«²ð¿ð«±ðŸâð«²ð¿ð€ð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð
ââïžð
ð»ââïžð
ðŒââïžð
ðœââïžð
ðŸââïžð
ð¿ââïžð
ââïžð
ð»ââïžð
ðŒââïžð
ðœââïžð
ðŸââïžð
ð¿ââïžð
ð
ð»ð
ðŒð
ðœð
ðŸð
ð¿ð€·ââïžð€·ð»ââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðœââïžð€·ðŸââïžð€·ð¿ââïžð€·ââïžð€·ð»ââïžð€·ðŒââïžð€·ðœââïžð€·ðŸââïžð€·ð¿ââïžð€·ð€·ð»ð€·ðŒð€·ðœð€·ðŸð€·ð¿ð€Šââïžð€Šð»ââïžð€ŠðŒââïžð€Šðœââïžð€ŠðŸââïžð€Šð¿ââïžð€Šââïžð€Šð»ââïžð€ŠðŒââïžð€Šðœââïžð€ŠðŸââïžð€Šð¿ââïžð€Šð€Šð»ð€ŠðŒð€Šðœð€ŠðŸð€Šð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ð€žââïžð€žð»ââïžð€žðŒââïžð€žðœââïžð€žðŸââïžð€žð¿ââïžð€žââïžð€žð»ââïžð€žðŒââïžð€žðœââïžð€žðŸââïžð€žð¿ââïžð€žð€žð»ð€žðŒð€žðœð€žðŸð€žð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ðšâðŠŒðšð»âðŠŒðšðŒâðŠŒðšðœâðŠŒðšðŸâðŠŒðšð¿âðŠŒð©âðŠŒð©ð»âðŠŒð©ðŒâðŠŒð©ðœâðŠŒð©ðŸâðŠŒð©ð¿âðŠŒð§âðŠŒð§ð»âðŠŒð§ðŒâðŠŒð§ðœâðŠŒð§ðŸâðŠŒð§ð¿âðŠŒðšâðŠœðšð»âðŠœðšðŒâðŠœðšðœâðŠœðšðŸâðŠœðšð¿âðŠœð©âðŠœð©ð»âðŠœð©ðŒâðŠœð©ðœâðŠœð©ðŸâðŠœð©ð¿âðŠœð§âðŠœð§ð»âðŠœð§ðŒâðŠœð§ðœâðŠœð§ðŸâðŠœð§ð¿âðŠœðšâðŠ¯ðšð»âðŠ¯ðšðŒâðŠ¯ðšðœâðŠ¯ðšðŸâðŠ¯ðšð¿âðŠ¯ð©âðŠ¯ð©ð»âðŠ¯ð©ðŒâðŠ¯ð©ðœâðŠ¯ð©ðŸâðŠ¯ð©ð¿âðŠ¯ð§âðŠ¯ð§ð»âðŠ¯ð§ðŒâðŠ¯ð§ðœâðŠ¯ð§ðŸâðŠ¯ð§ð¿âðŠ¯ð¶ââïžð¶ð»ââïžð¶ðŒââïžð¶ðœââïžð¶ðŸââïžð¶ð¿ââïžð¶ââïžð¶ð»ââïžð¶ðŒââïžð¶ðœââïžð¶ðŸââïžð¶ð¿ââïžð¶ð¶ð»ð¶ðŒð¶ðœð¶ðŸð¶ð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿â¹ïžââïžâ¹ð»ââïžâ¹ðŒââïžâ¹ðœââïžâ¹ðŸââïžâ¹ð¿ââïžâ¹ïžââïžâ¹ð»ââïžâ¹ðŒââïžâ¹ðœââïžâ¹ðŸââïžâ¹ð¿ââïžâ¹ïžâ¹ð»â¹ðŒâ¹ðœâ¹ðŸâ¹ð¿ð€Ÿââïžð€Ÿð»ââïžð€ŸðŒââïžð€Ÿðœââïžð€ŸðŸââïžð€Ÿð¿ââïžð€Ÿââïžð€Ÿð»ââïžð€ŸðŒââïžð€Ÿðœââïžð€ŸðŸââïžð€Ÿð¿ââïžð€Ÿð€Ÿð»ð€ŸðŒð€Ÿðœð€ŸðŸð€Ÿð¿ðŽââïžðŽð»ââïžðŽðŒââïžðŽðœââïžðŽðŸââïžðŽð¿ââïžðŽââïžðŽð»ââïžðŽðŒââïžðŽðœââïžðŽðŸââïžðŽð¿ââïžðŽðŽð»ðŽðŒðŽðœðŽðŸðŽð¿ðµââïžðµð»ââïžðµðŒââïžðµðœââïžðµðŸââïžðµð¿ââïžðµââïžðµð»ââïžðµðŒââïžðµðœââïžðµðŸââïžðµð¿ââïžðµðµð»ðµðŒðµðœðµðŸðµð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ðïžââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðïžââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðïžðð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð€Œð€Œââïžð€Œââïžð€¹ââïžð€¹ð»ââïžð€¹ðŒââïžð€¹ðœââïžð€¹ðŸââïžð€¹ð¿ââïžð€¹ââïžð€¹ð»ââïžð€¹ðŒââïžð€¹ðœââïžð€¹ðŸââïžð€¹ð¿ââïžð€¹ð€¹ð»ð€¹ðŒð€¹ðœð€¹ðŸð€¹ð¿ðïžââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðïžââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðïžðð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð€ºâ·ïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ðªðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð£ââïžð£ð»ââïžð£ðŒââïžð£ðœââïžð£ðŸââïžð£ð¿ââïžð£ââïžð£ð»ââïžð£ðŒââïžð£ðœââïžð£ðŸââïžð£ð¿ââïžð£ð£ð»ð£ðŒð£ðœð£ðŸð£ð¿ðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžðââïžðð»ââïžððŒââïžððœââïžððŸââïžðð¿ââïžððð»ððŒððœððŸðð¿ð€œââïžð€œð»ââïžð€œðŒââïžð€œðœââïžð€œðŸââïžð€œð¿ââïžð€œââïžð€œð»ââïžð€œðŒââïžð€œðœââïžð€œðŸââïžð€œð¿ââïžð€œð€œð»ð€œðŒð€œðœð€œðŸð€œð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»ð§ðŒð§ðœð§ðŸð§ð¿ð§ð§ââïžð§ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ðŒââïžð§ðœââïžð§ðŸââïžð§ð¿ââïžð§ð§ð»
123 notes
·
View notes
Note
Ok so yeah they slept in the same bed in tatinof tour bus and Phil confirmed their anniversary is in december lol
SORRY COME AGAIN ON THE ANNIVERSARY ??????? ðïžððïž LIKE IK THE THEORY BUT ð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïžð§ð»ââïž LIKE DID HE STRAIGHT UP SAY OUR ANNIVERSARY
#I consider that. hard launching so I am ok with that getting spoiled#guys what#titspoilers#dan and phil#phan#d&p#ask#anon
80 notes
·
View notes
Text
Me and my messy hair reading this like: ðððð§ð»ââïž
45 notes
·
View notes
Text
Caught lying in the resume as Cabernet's staff...
Cabernet looked about just ready to EAT ðŽ you... But HOLD UP ￜￜￜ We need to rewind how did you exactly get here.. ð€ð€ð€ So, flashback before babes decided that your life was basically forfeit...
Pooks decided to look for a helper to help an up and coming event where rich ð³ð³ð³ people will attend, so her employees posted an ad for applications... You, came across it and decided "Hey, why not apply to this side hustle? ð€ªð€ªð€ª " Thinking you were slick about deciding to lie your way into getting the job but noooo ð
ââïžð
ââïžð
ââïž You weren't. ð She already knew what was up but, decided to hire you anyways because you were exactly what she was looking for. Young, naïve, and stupid... Smh, you really thought... Gworl, she RICH RICH, why would you try this?
Anywayssss fast forward to the event, you were clueless roaming around the damn hall, overwhelmed by the flock of rich people crowding the place. Bestie you stuck out like a sore thumb ð the entire time... Trying to think of a way to help out since everyone knew what they were doing, except YOU ð© Unbeknownst to you, Cabernet was watching the interaction the whole time, you awkwardly nodding to a random old rich couple who demanded to see the chef, their anger rising as you scramble to get a chef or someone... ð Perfect... You were the perfect candidate for making this event a success...
Meanwhile, you standing like a fool ð§ââïž tryna find someone, the manager??? ð©âðŒ so ya'll can figure out how to y'know.. Deal with rich karens ig... Babes is already stalking her meal ð, while you're still busy with how tf are you gonna get out of here ðââïž yes, you decided to spanish vanish like Duolingo held your marketable plushies as hostage ðŠð¢
Then, you just so happened to be at the crime scene because you were LOST ð¿ in this huge ass place that the event was held in, making you open a random door, that you thought is the exit ðª But nah, pookie witnessed a crime scene like a live horror move scene straight out of the screen, like??? Are you seeing this shit rn? ð€ð€ð€ Then, you ran away from the room and frantically LEAVE the place altogether. Too bad she was faster than you, with those louie gucci prada stilettos' my girl was SERVING ð©âð³ while hunting you down... ð
ð
ð
When she finally caught up to you... She was ready to EAT you up... But you ATE when you recited the escuchaðlasðªpalabras ð§ð»ââïžde ð¡las ðbrujas ðlos ð¢secretos ￜￜescondidos ð±en ðla ðŸnoche ð¹los ðantiguosð dioses ð©invocamos ðahora ðºla ð
ðœobra ðdeðla ð€£magia âšoculta ð and cutely disappeared... Without a TRACE âââ Girlie was stunned, but decided to hire you again after her cravings was satisfied ð€ You got yourself another job to do, congrats!!! ððð Sis gave you some MONEYYYY ð»ð»ð» that you decided to come back because you were PAID, unlike your previous boss Bai Yi who didn't pay you AT all... AN: If you haven't read the committing tax fraud with Bai Yi then... (Stink, this scenario can be alt route or the canon route depending on how you think of it as...) So, be posting some random ass fics while trying to come up with second parts of my previous workssss ð¥°ð¥°ð¥° *Gets in the getaway car, as Che drives me back to sue the company for you getting underpaid for the SERVE! you did during your time in Bai Yi's company...* Possible hint for the next installment (?) /hj
#path to nowhere x reader#path to nowhere#platonic ptn#ptn#ptn x reader#Cabernet x reader#platonic cabernet x reader#Multiple jobs era reader ig...
52 notes
·
View notes
Text
Patty: "professor babcock threw a stapler at you" ð§ð»ââïž
Simon: ððð "Yeah"
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
One thing that irks me rn is that when the Durge refuses Bhaal they die but the companionâs reactions areð§ðŸð§ð»ââïžand ðïžððïž. Even your loverâs reaction is so dead like âHALLO!!!â GRIEVE FOR ME GODDAMMIT!!!
17 notes
·
View notes
Text
I just learned that making a papaya âbleedâ is not a common practice. ð§ð»ââïž wdym yall eat the enzyme just like that? ðïžððïž itâs a bit strong for some? Wdym yall donât prep your papayas a day or hours before eating? *screams in papain taste weird*
Make superficial cuts on the papayaâs skin (without peeling or cutting) and let it rest for a day or less and i promise it tastes so much better and wonât hurt your tongue/tummy.
#omi.rambles#papaya#I use the enzyme for meat prep ð§ð»ââïž and yall are eating it like candy#ah yes itâs good to make meat very tender and soft#HAHAHHAA cooking tips#Iâm in my old lady tips era
9 notes
·
View notes
Note
This is stupid, but I have to ask, have you ever watched âQueen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Storyâ?
Cause thereâs this scene where Queen Charlotte and King George are sitting at the dinner table, with the servants/guards (?) around them. Charlotte is all mad at George; they raise their voices at each other, stand up, and unexpectedly start making out. All while the servants watch, glancing at each other, not knowing what to do.
And I couldnât help but imagine it happening in NG.
Just imagine: thereâs a death eater meeting; Harry is there, and he is mad at V for something (again, like always). V is trying to get through the meeting, but he canât focus because of Harryâs strong emotions, and he gets frustrated and demands that Harry tell him what is wrong now, and that gets Harry angry, so they raise their voices at each other (maybe some parseltongue is thrown in there), and they both slam their hands on the table and stand. V gets all close and personal to Harry, their glaring at each other while talking in sort of hushed voices, then they start aggressively making out.
And the death eaters are sitting there just like: ð§ðŒð§ð»ââïžðïžððïž not knowing what to do, but when they see clothes starting to come off and utensils starting to get pushed off the table, they get up and leave.
-HJP
lolllllll well
19 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ight so yesterday I went on a little side mission ...and by side mission I mean ur girl went out to the woods to test on her little uni project ð
ð»âšïž and when i tell yall ..that i have never in my life felt like I was I was living in a wasteland filled with scrap metal and ruined pieces of my finished work ...I literally mean I felt like I was living in apocalypse setting ð€¡
No sound besides sum animals and the occasional wind ...rainy ass fuck ...my little campsite with all my tools and my log book for testing ..sum bagged food and water ...
I was fucking out here living it up like I was preparing for the end of the world ððð -- but ur probs wondering ..âšïžconsui why the fuck would you do that shit instead of being at the fucking house like a normal woman? ...and even yet ..why the fuck do you always take so long to do that shit instead of coming here and giving us a dose of your stupidity?! âšïžððð--
.....ð§ð»ââïž
I WAS NOT ABOUT TO USE A GIANT PINK ROCKET INSIDE OF A CITY BETTER YET IN THE 9 HOURS THAT I WAS OUT THERE WITH MINIMAL INTERNET ððððð
Anyway ...today I finally organized all documents into a neat little pile to look at for latttteerrrzzzzzzz so now that I'm free imma do what I always do âšïžð©· ...
Annoy everybody ð
ð»âšïž
#consui sees#consui says sum#consui wants to get an A in class#i really do not want to fail this#if i cant build a simple rocket for a mechanics class#than whats the point of my existence#but i got sum good results ð#i just gotta twink it a little#and then im done
11 notes
·
View notes
Note
what if they play the game again read the card with who kissed who first but dan just looks at the camera says I think evrybody knows I know what yall have in your google drive
I had that shit saved on my phone foreverrrr but I deleted it once d&p came out bc I couldnt deny it was real anymore and I felt bad for having it kshjfdskj I havent seen it since then (and I don't plan on ever seeing it again <3). but anyway that would actually be so unhinged ð
WAIT ðïžððïž WHAT IF part of d&p taking back what the internet took from them is like...... them telling us certain things that we aren't supposed to know but this time it's on their own terms so that way when ppl talk about it they aren't referencing The Video but rather just like. something d&p said in the year 2024 ð§ð»ââïž am I on crack yes but think about it
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
Okay first of all⊠Chris evans playing asshole characters >>>>>>>>>
And second- holy fucking shit yâall⊠Lucy Liuðïžððïž (me: ð§ð»ââïžð§ââïžð)
6 notes
·
View notes