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kindahoping4forever · 1 year ago
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📞: Christian Sarkine
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eoieopda · 1 year ago
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can i just brag for a moment that i made two of my friends delusional enough about svt (in a short period of time) that they made side blogs
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poptartmochi · 1 year ago
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WAIT HEAD IN THE HANDS 🊅🊅
#augusta fetches a Very Pretty Dowry from the family she marries into + this is the Big reason her father weds her off so young#but. 🧍🏻‍♀ i think another part of it is that her magic is genuinely stifled in their homeland. the cold is what killed her mom when she#first came there + augusta struggles with it too. there are some benefits to having draconic blood in the Dragoncursed Lands but overall#it's mostly cons 🍻😔 so it's a two for one deal. mister rustrian gets ???#a lot of money? some magical artefact that beats the fog back?? Something. and also his daughter gets to Leave and hone in her magic#so she can one day come back and put an end to the curse after all. easy peasy!#but then at the wedding he sees the necklace the family is going to regale her with + arcana checks that shit#and BAM.. it is the tf2 sapper in disguise! so he tries to call the wedding off because 😐 this was the Opposite of the point in marrying#her off tf!! but Augusta hates him and is lost in the sauce of being Free of Him + simultaneously lost in the sauce of being in touch#with her full mana pool for the first time in her life. so the rage kinda goes crazy and blam blam your father has been imploded.. magic#missile lvl 6 on his ass or something ridiculous#and the In-Laws are like ... 👁👄👁.. 👁🫊👁 leash this beast IMMEDIATELY we need her magic NOWWWWWW#and so began augusta's 20 years of possession in baldur's gate or whateva 😔🊅#i realized this Could Not Happen in waterdeep because. well. if raw and unbridled magic is what you were after gale and all of his#colleagues are Right There 🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀ ... she has to become baldurian and elturian or Something.. but on principle she Cannot be#waterdhavian 🊅 she should be from that one place that is trying to be like waterdeep but the one other city has claimed the local waterdeep#title so they just have to seethe abt it 😆#🊖
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mrsgaryrennell · 2 years ago
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[ID: A “This Barbie is” generated movie poster with a photo of a hand pointing directly toward you and the caption edited to read “This Barbie is not working on their WIPs.” End ID]
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racew1nn3rs · 5 months ago
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─ 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚, 𝘚𝘌𝘊𝘙𝘌𝘛𝘚 🫀
max verstappen x singer!fem reader // smau
‷ summary: when max verstappen starts commenting on the posts of the beloved singer y/n l/n, fans are confused and less than enthusiastic at the new friendship. what they could never expect is just how long they've been 'friends'...
based on this request <3
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ynusername my new album is now officially out on all platforms! thank you so so much for all of the love and support, and special thanks to sab for her feature on the song <33 love u bb girl 🫊🫊 now that the album's out, tour next!!! see you all soon!
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user1 THE ALBUM OUT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
user2 i cannot be normal about this i fear
user3 ik her back hurts from CARRYING the music industry on her back 😩
user4 hey so WHO TF IS SO AMERICAN ABOUT?? A LOVE SONG
user5 y/n writing a love song in god's year of 2024... wow
user6 y/n in the top 10 charts, fork found in kitchen
user7 sabrina and y/n are never beating the gf allegations
ynusername damn right we're not 😏
user7 HOLY SHIR HOKY SHIT HOKST SHUT
user8 y/n's in love and it's not with me, hanging myself as we speak
user9 the comment is gonna get reported but so real op
ï¿Œuser8 can't a woman hang herself in peace 😣
user10 album's such a banger i had this shit bumpin at my grandmas funeral 🙏🏌 rest in piece nancy 🕊💪🏻
user11 OH MY GOD???
user12 rest in piece nancy you would've loved make you mine 😔
ynusername oh my god please tell me your joking
user10 sorry queen the grind never stops
ynusername NO SHOT
maxverstappen1 great album! 👍🏌
user13 why does he text like my father 🧍🏻‍♀
user14 brother eughh
user15 what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
ynusername thank you max!!!
user16 y/n l/n to redbull in 2025
user17 hellurrrrr who is this man in ur likes y/n
user18 f1 driver!!
user17 Y/N NO ATHELETES PLEAEJEWK 🫵
user18 tour content soon??? i'm sat
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user19 bro looks like he snuck onto earth, get his ass outta here
user20 grammy-award winner, vogue cover model, new york university graduate and Some Fucking Guy
user21 not y'all coming to her defense like the mighty morphin power rangers 💀💀 he's literally a world class athete and she writes pop music
user20 17.172.224.47
user21 IS THAT MY IP ADDRESS??
user20 melinda charleton
user22 IS THAT HIS MOTHER'S NAME!!?1?1!
user20 you want me to do you too???
user22 no we good 😃
user23 ruth bader ginsberg did not die for this
user24 now wtf does this have to do with babe ruth 🀚
user25 WHOOOOO 😧
user24 ... that wasn't right was it
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user26 now let's be fr he does NAWT have a chance
user27 have u seen the marble-carved ï¿Œ goddesses these men pull, i fear he does 😔
user28 please no i feel ill
user29 TWO???? OH HELL NAW
user30 two might be pushing it, only one was confirmed
user31 jesus christ
user32 first taylor, now this
user33 yall, all he commented was great album 💀💀 yall are LEAPING to conclusions
user34 what can i say it's an art
user35 i do not see 👁👄👁
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user36 no like 💀💀 im in your walls
user37 haha max verstappen!! right!!! (theres a sniper at ur location)
user38 omg ur so right 🀩 it is about him (i have a bomb strapped to my chest)
user39 i dont mean to sound stupid, idk who that man is, if i saw him on the streets i wouldnt know a thing 🥱
user40 this is so random too like what 😭
user41 the power of kindness won't work here, i have to throw him off a building
user42 i used to be a max verslsjjwwo lover 🀩 now im just a max verslsjjwwo hater 😔
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user43 NURSE 🫵 SHE'S OUT AGAIN
user44 why would u put that into the universe 😧
user45 alright, lets get you to bed grandma
user46 mari stop being delusion and go touch grass 🧍🏻‍♀
user47 ENOUGHHHH
user48 ain't no way in hell 😭
user49 ik ur feet hurt from all this jumping to conclusions babe
user50 lets leave the parkour to the athletes 😃
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ynusername italy thanks for letting me be inside you (; it was such a lovely show, expect me back asap!!!!
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user51 IT WAS SO GOOD I THNK I BLACKED OUT THE WHOLE TIME THO
user52 oh!
user51 oh so now this isn't a safe space
user53 LANDO AND MAX IN TGE LIKES??? NO NO NO NO
user54 ABORT ABORT ABORT
user55 y'all are doing too much 🙄 she's one of the top artists in the world, i think it's safe to say they might like her music
user56 the second picture 🧎🏻‍♀do you need a stool cause i can kneel and be really quiet
user57 y/n fans be normal challenge (impossible!!!) (never done before)
user56 WOMP WOMP
maxverstappen1 wonderful show! 🙏🏌 you are so talented
ynusername ty max (: im glad you could come see me
user57 ain't NO WAYYYYYY
user59 THIS IS SIXKENJNG IM GONNA PUKE
sabrinacarpenter my gf looking sexy 🫊🫊🫊
ynusername only for u bbg 🧎🏻‍♀🧎🏻‍♀🧎🏻‍♀
user60 BOOOO 🗣 GET A ROOM
user61 do y'all need a third!!!!
user62 mamma mia pizza pasta mozzerella moment
user63 i just put u on a watchlist
user62 🧍🏻‍♀
landonorris RAHHHHHH 🊅🫵🗣‌
ynusername RAHHH RAHHH RAHHH RISE POWER POWER 💪🏻‌
user63 what the fuck
user64 OH GOD WHAT IF SHES DATING HIM????
ynusername brother eughhhh
landonorris WHAT THE FUCK????
user65 SINCE WHEN IS SHE FRIENDS WITH F1 DRIVERS HOW MANY CHAPTWRS DID I MISS
user66 apparently we all went into a universal coma while she was out galavanting cause idk how else this could've happened
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maxverstappen1 posted to his story!
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(caption: beautiful show)
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user67 someone save my girl bro, she don't know any better 😭
user68 it's like a little kid trying to touch the hot stove, LIKE STOP THAT!! DON'T DO THAT
user69 am i the only one who thinks they'd be cute together....
user70 YES!?!?
user71 there is literally no fucking way he bagged her
user72 losing y/n to european f1 driver would be the biggest american tragedy since 2001
user73 i had to read this shit twice, op what r u waffling abt 🫵😧
user74 can't even be nonchalant about this one bro, i'm chalanting hard asf
user75 we do not care
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ynusername first time in monaco, safe to say i enjoyed myself! so happy to see you shine this time my love<3
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user76 oh. my. fucking. god
user77 THEYRE FUCKING DATING OH MYFODNSJ
user78 THAT SHOULD BE MEEEE HOLDING YOUR HAND THAT SHOULD BE MEEE MAKING YOU LAUGHHH 🎀
user79 i'm in mourning
sabrinacarpenter CHEATER 🫵
ynusername BABY IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, IT WAS JUST ONE TIME 😣😣😣 IT WAS A MISTAKE
maxverstappen1 we've been dating for 2 years??
sabrinacarpenter SHUT UP FAST & FURIOUS NO ONE ASKED YOU
user80 i'm sorry 😃 two Y EARS
user81 i feel like i just got dumped. y/n don't do this, the kids need you 😔
maxverstappen1 i got p1 for you, i love you 🫶🏌
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hope you all enjoyed! please let me know your thoughts and feel free to leave a request for me to write something for your fav <3
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ripempezardexerox · 2 months ago
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Believe me when I tell you:
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dnpbeats · 2 months ago
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Ok so yeah they slept in the same bed in tatinof tour bus and Phil confirmed their anniversary is in december lol
SORRY COME AGAIN ON THE ANNIVERSARY ??????? 👁👄👁 LIKE IK THE THEORY BUT 🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀🧍🏻‍♀ LIKE DID HE STRAIGHT UP SAY OUR ANNIVERSARY
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its-de · 3 months ago
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Me and my messy hair reading this like: 👁👄👁🧍🏻‍♀
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istarveforplatonicptnstuff · 6 months ago
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Caught lying in the resume as Cabernet's staff...
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Cabernet looked about just ready to EAT 🍎 you... But HOLD UP 🀚 We need to rewind how did you exactly get here.. 🀐🀐🀐 So, flashback before babes decided that your life was basically forfeit...
Pooks decided to look for a helper to help an up and coming event where rich 💳💳💳 people will attend, so her employees posted an ad for applications... You, came across it and decided "Hey, why not apply to this side hustle? 🀪🀪🀪 " Thinking you were slick about deciding to lie your way into getting the job but noooo 🙅‍♀🙅‍♀🙅‍♀ You weren't. 😒 She already knew what was up but, decided to hire you anyways because you were exactly what she was looking for. Young, naïve, and stupid... Smh, you really thought... Gworl, she RICH RICH, why would you try this?
Anywayssss fast forward to the event, you were clueless roaming around the damn hall, overwhelmed by the flock of rich people crowding the place. Bestie you stuck out like a sore thumb 👍 the entire time... Trying to think of a way to help out since everyone knew what they were doing, except YOU 😩 Unbeknownst to you, Cabernet was watching the interaction the whole time, you awkwardly nodding to a random old rich couple who demanded to see the chef, their anger rising as you scramble to get a chef or someone... 🙃 Perfect... You were the perfect candidate for making this event a success...
Meanwhile, you standing like a fool 🧍‍♀ tryna find someone, the manager??? 👩‍💌 so ya'll can figure out how to y'know.. Deal with rich karens ig... Babes is already stalking her meal 😋, while you're still busy with how tf are you gonna get out of here 🏃‍♀ yes, you decided to spanish vanish like Duolingo held your marketable plushies as hostage 🊉🟢
Then, you just so happened to be at the crime scene because you were LOST 🗿 in this huge ass place that the event was held in, making you open a random door, that you thought is the exit 🚪 But nah, pookie witnessed a crime scene like a live horror move scene straight out of the screen, like??? Are you seeing this shit rn? 🀓🀓🀓 Then, you ran away from the room and frantically LEAVE the place altogether. Too bad she was faster than you, with those louie gucci prada stilettos' my girl was SERVING 👩‍🍳 while hunting you down... 💅💅💅
When she finally caught up to you... She was ready to EAT you up... But you ATE when you recited the escucha😆las🔪palabras 🧍🏻‍♀de 😡las 😍brujas 🙈los 😢secretos 😒escondidos 😱en 😜la 😟noche 👹los 😈antiguos🙈 dioses 😩invocamos 😃ahora 👺la 💅🏜obra 👄de😋la 🀣magia ✹oculta 😓 and cutely disappeared... Without a TRACE ✍✍✍ Girlie was stunned, but decided to hire you again after her cravings was satisfied 🀭 You got yourself another job to do, congrats!!! 🎉🎉🎉 Sis gave you some MONEYYYY 👻👻👻 that you decided to come back because you were PAID, unlike your previous boss Bai Yi who didn't pay you AT all... AN: If you haven't read the committing tax fraud with Bai Yi then... (Stink, this scenario can be alt route or the canon route depending on how you think of it as...) So, be posting some random ass fics while trying to come up with second parts of my previous workssss 🥰🥰🥰 *Gets in the getaway car, as Che drives me back to sue the company for you getting underpaid for the SERVE! you did during your time in Bai Yi's company...* Possible hint for the next installment (?) /hj
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youneedtotakeitdownanotch · 18 days ago
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Patty: "professor babcock threw a stapler at you" 🧍🏻‍♀
Simon: 👁👄👁 "Yeah"
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prettyboisteveharrington · 2 months ago
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One thing that irks me rn is that when the Durge refuses Bhaal they die but the companion’s reactions are🧍🏟🧍🏻‍♀and 👁👄👁. Even your lover’s reaction is so dead like ‘HALLO!!!’ GRIEVE FOR ME GODDAMMIT!!!
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obsidianpen · 5 months ago
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This is stupid, but I have to ask, have you ever watched “Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story”?
Cause there’s this scene where Queen Charlotte and King George are sitting at the dinner table, with the servants/guards (?) around them. Charlotte is all mad at George; they raise their voices at each other, stand up, and unexpectedly start making out. All while the servants watch, glancing at each other, not knowing what to do.
And I couldn’t help but imagine it happening in NG.
Just imagine: there’s a death eater meeting; Harry is there, and he is mad at V for something (again, like always). V is trying to get through the meeting, but he can’t focus because of Harry’s strong emotions, and he gets frustrated and demands that Harry tell him what is wrong now, and that gets Harry angry, so they raise their voices at each other (maybe some parseltongue is thrown in there), and they both slam their hands on the table and stand. V gets all close and personal to Harry, their glaring at each other while talking in sort of hushed voices, then they start aggressively making out.
And the death eaters are sitting there just like: 🧍🏌🧍🏻‍♀👁👄👁 not knowing what to do, but when they see clothes starting to come off and utensils starting to get pushed off the table, they get up and leave.
-HJP
lolllllll well
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connorsui · 6 months ago
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Ight so yesterday I went on a little side mission ...and by side mission I mean ur girl went out to the woods to test on her little uni project 💅🏻✚ and when i tell yall ..that i have never in my life felt like I was I was living in a wasteland filled with scrap metal and ruined pieces of my finished work ...I literally mean I felt like I was living in apocalypse setting 🀡
No sound besides sum animals and the occasional wind ...rainy ass fuck ...my little campsite with all my tools and my log book for testing ..sum bagged food and water ...
I was fucking out here living it up like I was preparing for the end of the world 💀💀💀 -- but ur probs wondering ..✚consui why the fuck would you do that shit instead of being at the fucking house like a normal woman? ...and even yet ..why the fuck do you always take so long to do that shit instead of coming here and giving us a dose of your stupidity?! ✚👁👄👁--
.....🧍🏻‍♀
I WAS NOT ABOUT TO USE A GIANT PINK ROCKET INSIDE OF A CITY BETTER YET IN THE 9 HOURS THAT I WAS OUT THERE WITH MINIMAL INTERNET 💀💀💀💀💀
Anyway ...today I finally organized all documents into a neat little pile to look at for latttteerrrzzzzzzz so now that I'm free imma do what I always do ✚🩷 ...
Annoy everybody 💅🏻✚
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dnpbeats · 3 months ago
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what if they play the game again read the card with who kissed who first but dan just looks at the camera says I think evrybody knows I know what yall have in your google drive
I had that shit saved on my phone foreverrrr but I deleted it once d&p came out bc I couldnt deny it was real anymore and I felt bad for having it kshjfdskj I havent seen it since then (and I don't plan on ever seeing it again <3). but anyway that would actually be so unhinged 😭
WAIT 👁👄👁 WHAT IF part of d&p taking back what the internet took from them is like...... them telling us certain things that we aren't supposed to know but this time it's on their own terms so that way when ppl talk about it they aren't referencing The Video but rather just like. something d&p said in the year 2024 🧍🏻‍♀ am I on crack yes but think about it
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helalokithor · 22 days ago
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*Studying law in uni*
*Same sex marriage topic come on*
Teacher: *asks everyone their opinion*
Students: *saying homophobic shit*
Teacher: *saying homophobic shit*
Me deep in the closet: 🧍🏻‍♀👁👄👁
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pressingflowerss · 2 years ago
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rewatching yuri on ice and live posting my thoughts 🀪
episode 1 (i forgot to write them down as i was watching so we gotta wing it)
wow yuri in this is the same age i was
one of my core memories is me being alone & very drunk, crying, and dancing to the opening 2 winters ago because i genuinely wanted to die and i didn’t know what else to do
i would pay a lot of money to hear the opening for the first time again
will never get over yuri’s “i got bored of being depressed” can’t wait for that to happen to me
victor is a very pretty man. i’m envious. he’s so babygirl fr.
i forgot yuri’s birthday was the other day wow happy belated birthday yuri
i just cannot believe victor dropped everything bc he saw a vid of this guy do his skating routine (and also the flashback but technically we don’t know about that yet at this moment of watching)
also never gonna get over him just standing up butt ass naked and greeting yuri like it’s no big deal he’s there while yuri’s just 🧍🏻‍♀👁👄👁
nice cool okay
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