#🦑c: moridux

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Volley: stop fighting and listen to your mother!

Ena: i have never listened to my mother in my life.

Moridux: what was that?

Ena: oh, you meant that mom.

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OKAY WOOOOOO CAT BASTARD INCOMING!!! his name is kerosene (any pronouns, i usually use he or they) and he just annoys moridux a bunch

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Moridux: Its called "trauma."

Moridux: Not an "Oof." Not a "Bruh moment", or a "major L."

Moridux: They were traumatic events. Please treat them as such and get help.

ENA, whispering: Did you understand that?

Moony, whispering back: Not really.

Moridux:

Volley: I told you they wouldn't get it.

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hey here's a ref for one of my characters, Moridux! gonna be making a few posts w him :]

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Moridux: What happened to your fingers? they're covered in bandaids!

Ena: You know those chefs on tv who cut up their vegetables really, really fast?

Moridux: Yes?

Ena: I can't do that.

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Moridux: When I was your age, we didn’t even have cellphones.

ENA: Yeah, but you had stuff we don’t have.

Amicus: Like dinosaurs and Moses.

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Moridux: We are keepers of peace, not soldiers.

Volley: Didnt you kill someone?

Moridux: Peacefully.

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Ena: Who thinks i can fit 15 marshmallows into my mouth?

Moridux: You're a hazard to society.

Moony: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Volley: One day you could be a parent...

Moridux: One day? I am a parent.

Volley: Amicus and Ena don’t count.

Moridux: (slams their fist on the table) They're my KIDS!

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Moridux: WHOEVER MADE THIS MESS IS GONNA-

Ena: It was me...

Moridux: Everyone deserves a second chance.

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Ena: Moridux, I made you a friendship bracelet!

Moridux: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.

Ena: Oh, well, you don't have t-

Moridux: No i'm going to wear it forever back off

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Ena: Can we get a birthday cake?

Moridux: It’s not your birthday.

Ena: The cake won’t know.

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Volley: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Moridux: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Volley: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Moridux, going over Ena's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Ena: Yes!

Moridux: Okay... may I know what you create?

Ena: Problems.

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Ena, to Moridux: I'm excited to go on adventures with you! Let's be friends!

> Ena became friends with Moridux.

> Moridux will now die for you.

Ena:

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Moridux: Listen here, kid-

Ena: You can call me Ena.

Moridux: I'd rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.