#🦈𓇼˖ * you hate me and i know it ( snapper & vox )

[gvmmysharks]

well technically not actual tv’s, but Vox can. and also, underlying fact; sharks are attracted to and can smell blood up to around a quarter of a mile away. (contrary to popular believe they cannot smell it a mile away)

Can TVs bleed?

[gvmmysharks]

arguably i’d say yes

hey vox. i have a scientific proof that you're an insect. are you an insect 😑

No dumbass I’m not an insect. Do I look like a fucking ant or something to you?

(Whys his forehead so big)

[gvmmysharks]

they stare at him blankly for a moment. they should have expected this, he isn’t the most sympathetic boss. “because they aren’t just normal shark gummies,” they say starting to chew on their head tail, “they’re uh, special gummies-“

(don’t be sorry mate 💙)

boss, i think peppermint stole my gummy sharks and i’m about to short out.

𓆉 𓆝 𓆟 𓇼˖ * ⠀⠀⠀wildly out of it, snapper

I don’t care. Buy new ones? Whys it my problem?

(He’s rude I’m sorry)

[gvmmysharks]

they look up from their phone, straight into his eyes like a fish un-afraid of a shark. “do it,” they encourage. “just don’t yell at me when your big project is half a month late because you did.” they retort with a smirk.

hey vox. i have a scientific proof that you're an insect. are you an insect 😑

No dumbass I’m not an insect. Do I look like a fucking ant or something to you?

(Whys his forehead so big)

[gvmmysharks]

if there was ever one thing that caused snapper to get quiet and anxious, it was yelling. they swallow, staring at their boss, almost seeing a reflection of their father in him. but it isn’t his fault. they shouldn’t have push so hard. “s-sorry. i didn’t-“ they pause. don’t cry, that’s the worse thing to do in this situation. instead they look away, “it- i-it won’t happen again.”

hey vox. i have a scientific proof that you're an insect. are you an insect 😑

No dumbass I’m not an insect. Do I look like a fucking ant or something to you?

(Whys his forehead so big)

[gvmmysharks]

They swallow staring at the wall, avoiding eye contact, as they give a nod. “Yeah . . . and i really don’t want to hear him singing chandelier at the top of his lungs again like at the last post extermination party . . . “ they give a large sigh and look back at their boss. “in my defense it’s not my fault he took them. everyone should know not to mess with my gummies.”

boss, i think peppermint stole my gummy sharks and i’m about to short out.

𓆉 𓆝 𓆟 𓇼˖ * ⠀⠀⠀wildly out of it, snapper

I don’t care. Buy new ones? Whys it my problem?

(He’s rude I’m sorry)

[gvmmysharks]

they should feel far more pity for the man they’d call their friend. but again, it isn’t their fault peppermint took their gummies. “i can take him home i just need to find him.” they say, complying, but also knowing that someone else will need to fill peppermint’s job today. “considering val breaks his phone almost everyday, and i’m the only person who can transfer phone data quickly after breaking, i feel like that’s explanation enough.” twirling their head tail around their finger in a fidget as they think they give a deep sigh. their guilt is going to eat at them if they don’t offer to help or ‘fix’ the problem. “i’m really sorry about all this, and since it’s my fault if you need me to fill in for peppermint i can.”

boss, i think peppermint stole my gummy sharks and i’m about to short out.

𓆉 𓆝 𓆟 𓇼˖ * ⠀⠀⠀wildly out of it, snapper

I don’t care. Buy new ones? Whys it my problem?

(He’s rude I’m sorry)