#🥤soda popinski🥤

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Yandere Bear hugger, Great tiger, and Soda popinski with Siren!Reader

TW/CW:Abuse,unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,Reader is a siren but doesn’t want anything at all,Reader being judged for being a siren,I DO NOT CONDONE ANYTHING IN THIS

BEAR HUGGER

-He feels bad as everyone believes your evil since your a siren but he makes sure you know he doesn’t care what you are as you still are his child.

-He makes sure that you always get to a body of water so that you can get some water as he isn’t sure if you��ll die without water but he isn’t risking it, he doesn’t want you dead! He doesn’t watch at all just drops you off then waits for you at a nearby diner

-He’ll learn more about sirens to see why people fear you..doesn’t mean he won’t beat or threaten them for you. He’s more then willing to learn stuff for his child!

-Will beat down ANYONE who insults you in any way! No one gets away from insulting his kid! You can’t stop him no matter what! He’ll make sure people know that they can’t get away from insulting his child at all!

GREAT TIGER

-He admires sirens as they have unique abilities that he likes to see. He does say every once and a while that he admires you but not a lot as he’s a prick but also keeps it to himself most of the time

-Probably pushes you into the water as a little joke as he gives big brother vibes but he likes to make sure your safe. Will talk to you while your in the water

-He already knows a lot about Sirens but if your willing you to teach him more he’s very willing to hear more or listen more about it. He’s very understanding and respects your species a lot

-He will kill or hire someone to kill anyone that insults or harms you. Your his little sibling so as the big brother it’s his job to protect you even if you two aren’t related! Just go do your siren activities while big brother takes care of all the bad people!

SODA POPINSKI

-He does not understand why Sirens get so much hate or are feared as sirens seem super cool, he doesn’t let anyone disrespect you or the other sirens at all. Sirens might have a evil story but so do mermaids as their basically the same except different alignments

-He’ll let you have privacy when your in the water as he doesn’t want to suffocate you with being overprotective…sometimes. He’ll wait for you or leave you for the day but will immediately get you the next day

-Teach him more about sirens so he can understand more as he’s very willing to learn! He likes learning more about you!

-No one really tries to harm or insult you because of Soda Popinski making examples of poor unfortunate people before the other but he will put people in a coma for you! He’s willing to defend you and your name for as long as he lived!

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My personal PO ranking based on attractiveness

Glass Joe- He seems like a nice sweet guy and hes kinda adorable 🥰

Von Kaiser- Idk what it is about him, man. I don’t like old dudes or mustaches but he’s got that traditionally masculine military aura and those muscles…….😛😛 also I want to heal his bruised soul

Disco kid- I think he’s cool asf but I see him more as “one of the gurlz 💅” and would love to be friends

Don Flamenco- I like skinny men and I don’t like guys with long hair, hence why my only picks are glass Joe, Von Kaiser and don flamenco. Plus Don flamenco is a romantic fella~~~🇪🇸

Piston Hondo- Piston Hondo is East Asian 🇯🇵 I am also East Asian 🇹🇼 Something we both have in common :D also he’s unproblematic and a respectable man (and he can teach me Japanese) 🪭

Great Tiger- Great Tiger has magic 🧞

Sandman- No strong opinion about him.

Bear Hugger- He seems like a cool guy but he looks like half of the uncles in my family

Aran Ryan- Sorry to all the Aran Ryan Stans out there ( @greattigerssimp) but I cannot in good faith be love with a guy who is abusive and has a rat tail nice body and stubble though

Soda Popinski- no storing opinion about him either but he is kinda intimidating he drinks a scary amount of soda even as a soda lover myself 🥤

Bald Bull- bro is scary 💀 (idk where is this “soft side of his people keep talking about) plus he threw a dumbbell into crowd, someone could’ve died 😵🪦

Super Macho Man- SMM seems like the type to have an alpha male podcast, pass 👎 also I don’t like long hair or speedos

King Hippo- Judging from his appearance in the Wii live action, he seems like a chill guy but…🦛….yeah….to all the King Hippo fangirlies, he’s all yours 😊

Yes I copy pasted this, from my response to @speeeeeb listing their own PO hotness ranking. Feel free to judge me and give me your personal ranking list, be it through reblogs or in the comments 😊

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So what is the meeting greet with a younger fan probably younger than Little Mac maybe being 14 like being absolutely adored by the boxers and basically all of them fighting for your attention because they're just a sweetheart bonus points if you want to add your OCS

These can be headcanons or a fanfic whatever you want

I’ll add one oc of mine and these will be headcannons also I didn’t add king hippo since idk it just feel weird to write him as a yandere but I’ll add him if you want! And the oc will be one just for this blog,I’ll talk more about them later!(Its an fan made circuit I made for this oc and their group) also if I forgot anyone tell me!

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy relationship, abusive relationship, unhealthy behavior, abusive behavior, Threatening,THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES I DO NOT SUPPORT ANYTHING IN HERE!

Glass joe!

•He adores you as he is often ridiculed by others to the amount of times he’s lost

•you being at his fights motivates him to do better even tho he still fails you were cheering him on

•be expected to have tickets already ready for his next match for you

•Everyone thinks your his kid but you aren’t and why they think that if because of how often you are with him and how parental he acts

•He gets jealous when he finds out the other boxers have your attention

Von Kaiser!

•He finds it cute how you are at every show he fights

•will ruffle your hair and say something in German like ‘Thank you for all the support tiny one’

•Yes he call you mother fucking Tiny one

•Be ready to train with him if your parent lets him,he’ll go easy on you

•Worried how you even get money for his matches because your 14 and can’t have a job yet(From where I am you have to be 16 so yeah)

•He’s so passive aggressive to Joe whenever he’s near you because he needs to understand your HIS kid

•Gets so fucking pissed when he finds out you go to other boxers matches

DISCO KID!

•He finds you adorable and cute for how much you cheer him on

•SO MUCH DANCE LESSONS

•He’ll hold you on his shoulders randomly

•Becomes your babysitter because your parents trust him for some reason!

•Just throws shade at Joe and Von whenever he can

•HES JEALOUS AND PISSED OFF THE OTHER BOXERS GOT YOUR ATTENTION (Even tho he has most because he’s your babysitter and is with you at all Matches)

MAJOR CIRCUIT

Piston hondo!

•he finds you quite Interesting because he sees you at every match he does but also cute

•So much hair ruffles

•He’ll teach you to speak Japanese so you can understand him

•Threatening the other three boxers whenever you aren’t paying attention

•Be ready for everyone to think your his sister/brother/sibling because of how you act around each other

•He gets possessive after he finds out you give other boxers your attention

Bear hugger!

•He thinks your cute and dedicated he likes that!

•So much maple syrup from him,YOUR PARENTS DONT KNOW WHERE TO PUT THEM!

•He introduces you to the animals who trained him

•He made you a replica of his beanie that came with A FUCKING RACOON! :)

•He also throws passive aggressive stuff at the other boxers because why the hell are they taking your attention!?

•Be ready for this fucker to ‘accidentally’ throw his gloves at the other boxers when he finds out you give them attention

Great tiger!

•THIS COCKY ASSHOLE(who’s my favorite) SEES YOU AS A 4 YEAR OLD KNOWING DAMN WELL YOUR 14 YEARS OLD!!!

•jokingly teases you

•Will mess up your hair on purpose

•No one knows who your related to now because everyone sees how each boxer acts with you

•Will let you sit on his flying carpet while he makes sure you don’t FUCKING die

•Will almost start fights with the other boxer for attention

•HES PISSED WHEN OTJER BOXERS GET YOUR ATTENTION!

Don flamenco!

•He’s somehow the most calmest boxer out of all these fuckers

•People refuses to believe that you aren’t his child because he’s basically your new dad

•Carmen loves you as well she sees you as her child

•Carmen taught you to make flower crowns and when you made one you put it on Don’s hair,he still has it

•the boxer have to deal with him having the anger of a dad and he has almost fought them

•Gets jealous whenever some other boxer

WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS

Aran Ryan!

•SO MUCH CHAOS!!

•Fucker he’s stealing you every time he sees you and is done with his matches

•He’s teaching you how to cheat even tho he shouldn’t be doing that and he know it

•he gives you anything that has seven stuff or has the number seven because ya know,lucky number seven

•He has to be held back around the boxers because he’ll try and kill them!!

•gets so anger and jealous others get your attention!

Soda popinski!

•He gives you soda but not much because he cares about your health :]

•will put you on his shoulders and walk around as if he hadn’t just stolen you from your babysitter lol

•He thinks you like a kitten or a fragile doll so he treats you like your break any moment

•He’s smashed his bottles on the other boxers head whenever he gets jealous at them

•Teaches you Russian

•Be prepared for some anger Russian cussing whenever you give others attention

Bald bull!

•He’s always calm around you

•he’ll call you ‘tiny bull’ only

•Hates your babysitter so much

•He’ll fight anyone who steal your attention from him because he does that like all boxer do

•At this point you know the drill he’s jealous the other boxers get your attention

Super macho man!(kinda hate this man ngl)

•He’ll let you hang off his arm and swing on it when your bored

•So much pictures with him to the point you may need glasses like me

•will let you wear his glasses if your eyes hurt from taking pictures

•Hes that cool uncle no one likes except the kids do

•Will buy you stuff like a shit ton

•Hes fighting with the other boxers to not notice your giving your attention to someone else

MR SAND MAN!

•He carry’s you on his shoulder

•your mostly with him when the boxer are fighting

•He acts like that chil step dad

•Checks up on you whenever he can to make sure you aren’t overwhelmed

•He has to stop the fights with the boxers!

THE CIRCUS!(Btw it’s just 2 oc’s even tho the circus is hella big)

Ring master!

•Ring master finds you cute

•Often times ring master will dress you up like a mini her and do you makeup (if you want any ofc) like Hera

•Everyone calls you ‘Mini ring’ as a nickname because of the ring master

•She’s the mom figure because she’ll help you with homework often

•The circus isn’t really like by a few boxers so when they find out you are hanging with ALL the circus they get pissed

•She doesn’t care about the other boxers and honestly doesn’t even try and fight them she tries to be nice for your sake!

Swan Diver

•oh she just finds you so adorable

•Be ready for her to swoop you up into the air because she’s one of the acrobatics

•Will dress you up as a mini her but make adjustments for your comfort

•She’s also one of your baby sitters because your parents love how she acts

•She’s that sister who’s alway happy and loves you but will tease the hell out of you!

•Will cuss out the other boxers in her native language

•She calls you ‘duckling’

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MAC’S DAD HAS IT GOING ON!

@dollmoth-productions it has been done,the prophecy has been written

(NO REGRETS ON THE TITLE LOL! WAS HEAVILY INSPIRED BY STACYS MOMS GOT IT GOING ON!!)

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,reader is a man,romantic yandere,platonic yandere,BLOOD,pet names used,OOC/out of character maybe,fighting,everyone speaks English because I’m not in the mood to use google translate,ngl I’m having baby fever but I don’t wanna have kids,this is for my probably daddy issues, sharp objects,also Y/N is described as muscular enough to be a WWE wrestler because Himbos are need to be A.Dumb, B.Sweet & respectful,and lastly C.Buff I don’t make the rules,mute little Mac AU,I DO NOT SUPPORT ANYTHING HERE THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES! Also if I forgot any tell me!

Little Mac’s dad is a nurse and hm isn’t really the brightest person but he is sweet! He is what people call himbo aka a dumb yet sweet and respectful man which is the best type of fucking man. Little Mac walked into his dad area or the nurses station which caused his father to hear him “Heya kiddo!! Is there something you need?” Mac signed with his hands ‘getting ready for fight’ “ah I see! Who is it today?” ‘Pistion’ “oh dear! We’ll be safe!” Mac smiled and nodded at his dad then went to the ring while his dad followed.

Piston looked at the side of the ring and he saw his dear Y/N which was surprisingly,he was usually in his station so what was so special about this time? He looked between the infamous ‘Little Mac’ and Y/N and saw a bit of similarities then it hit him…Mac is his son! Soon the fight would start so he got into his head game to be ready and impress Y/N. Y/N flinch at each punch as his friend wasn’t violent he hated it to be honest so that’s why he became a nurse even though he was muscular enough to be a wrestler. He frowned as he saw his son get hurt while he understands that his dream is to be the world champion boxer it worries him that he’ll be heavily injured and that’s his worse dream as his father.

When the match was finished he was first to help his son as Mac was most of his worries. “Any broken limbs?” Mac smiled while shaking his head ‘no’ which made Y/N relived then went to Piston hondo. “Headband off I gotta check” Piston hondo nodded his head then took it off while Y/N’s hands patched him up. “All done! Oh and this is my wonderful son! Mac L/N!” “It is nice to meet you,your father is a wonderful person and you put up a good fight” Matt sighed with his gloves off ‘Thanks! And you to!! You were great at fighting! Maybe we can train together?’ “I would love to” Y/N smiled then looked at his watch. “Oh! Mac it’s time to go home! Let go!” Mac waved goodbye as Piston hondo waved goodbye while wishing he was married to Y/N