#🥙🥙🥙 gonna kill me

[grussell63]

F1 drivers + how much I would enjoy them walking me home after a night out

Seb: it‘s automatically a 10/10, you know it, I know it, he would make sure I grab a pizza and a bottle of water along the way so I don‘t get too hungover the next day, is german and definitely trained in the concept of avoiding a hangover, would enjoy me singing random tunes and sometimes chime in as well

Daniel: it‘s also a 10/10 but for different reasons, we would never arrive at home because somewhere in between we would think it‘s a fantastic idea to book a train to Paris or jail, would definitely buy another bottle of alcohol at the next shop for the way home

Lewis: very sweet, can have two moods going from laughing all the way home to being a bit impatient about me wanting to chase every cat and bring it home, 8/10 he‘s gonna get me home safe and definitely get me to drink a glass of water

Charles: 3/10 because we would have to at some point call someone and tell them we‘re lost, he‘s walked the wrong way for at least 30 min and then went on to have a fight with me for 15 min to insist that we‘re on the right track, apologises with a pizza and skips all the way back home with me, making it a 5/10

Mick: he‘s a bit overwhelmed, thinks it‘s too much responsibility, tries to be safer than he needs to be which means he never lets me walk next to the road and always keeps his hand on my shoulder at a red light, it‘s very sweet but also incredibly annoying at some point 7/10

Yuki: we‘re grabbing way too much to eat on the way home, but it‘s exactly what we need, barks at random strangers with me and makes me laugh every single time, it‘s a fun experience, but also very weird… we end up at Pierre‘s house instead of mine, 5/10 I‘m alive but not home

Max: you would think I‘d say 0/10 but nah, it‘s a 9/10, we‘d 100% be on the same level, no one knows how we got home, no one knows how we made our way back home, there‘s some weird sign from a construction site standing in the living room, i may not have gotten home safe, but it was a wild ride

George: could either be an absolute mess or the best walk home I‘ve ever had depending on the day, I would either get home safe and sound or not at all, he makes sure I eat and drink something before going to bed, would take off my shoes and tuck me in but some times he forgets where we are headed and we somehow find ourselves standing in the middle of nowhere, can be anything from 2/10-10/10

Lando: I am the one taking him home 1/10