#🥃bartenders rambles

[penaconys-hound]

We miss you Gallagher 😭

(And you too person-who-runs-the-blog, I'm just really sad about the ending of 2.2)

Why? You’ll forget me soon enough. *He sounds almost, sad when saying this?*

//*VIOLENTLY SHAKES ASTRAL EXPRESS ADOPTION PAPERS AT GALLAGHER*

This is not your end Gally we have plenty of room on the space train

:(//

-Mod Hanu, who’s also sad about the ending of 2.2

[penaconys-hound]

*the Bloodhound seemed to quickly notice that Robin seemed to not know what happened and coughed, clearing his throat and shifting his tie*

Sorry, Miss, not to freak you out or anything but, the Bloodhound family recently received a report of your death, so I wasn’t expecting to see you alive and well is all.

*the officer looking guy seemed to notice Robin while walking past, but instead of acting like a normal person and continuing walking, or freaking out like some crazed fan, he looked surprised, like he didn’t even know how she was even standing there right now*

-@penaconys-hound

//Feel free to delete if you don’t wanna do anything related to Robin being shish-kebabed and/or weird timeline shenanigans/any of that the prompt is/not forced//

{Miss Robin was walking past the man, before turning around and noticing his odd expression. He didn’t look like a crazed fan.. well, she hoped he wasn’t.} “Uhm, excuse me sir~? You seem to be uh, quite surprised to see me.. please don’t tell me you’re one of those crazy fans of mine..”

//nah its all good!! ‘Robin being shish-kababed’ made me laugh more than I thought it would tbh.. besides, timeline shenanigans can be fun ! ~Mod Serenia\\

[celestialprincesslulu]

🥃 - Cana

In that moment, her mind was desperately searching for how she got herself into this situation. She had only had one drink to which she was carefully monitoring herself. All she knew was that suddenly Cana was grabbing her hand to pull her over. The brunette was rambling about something on how others were doing it so she wanted to prove that she had someone else to do it.

Laying on the bar made her feel awkward as the bartender had talked over what was going to happen. Pointing to the blondes neck and she felt the card mage lick it which sent shivers and a sprinkle of sugar. After a lime was placed in her mouth and the feeling of alcohol poured onto her stomach where her belly button was. Wearing a crop top tonight had proven useful but the fact she wore a skirt made her more self conscious laying on the bar. She wanted to cross her legs but couldn't.

In a moment the others lips were on her neck to lick off the sugar followed by on stomach and Lucy's cheeks turned a light pink. She felt the other being sure to lick up the alcohol that had spilled out as if to not let it go to waste. This felt way too intimate as the brunette's lips were covering hers to take the lime. The kiss feeling like it lasted a little longer than it should've.

Once Cana had stood up straight to cheering, Lucy quickly sat up. Covering her face as her cheeks had turned to a deep red. She was embarrassed to say the least.

"H.. happy?!" she stammered.

[penaconys-hound]

You are hot as fudge

…Thank you? *Here you see a confused Gallagher in it’s natural habitat*

[penaconys-hound]

NOOOOOO I'd never forget someone as amazing as you Gallagher 😭😭😭

How could you not? Doesn’t matter who you are or how close you are, I’m not even real. Like everything else that isn’t real: you’ll forget me in due time.

[penaconys-hound]

Fork you for being double fictional so now I have double standards too

I don’t know what you mean by “Double fictional” mate,

But you can never know what is real, or even if the person you’re talking to is even real.

[penaconys-hound]

there's a lot of reasons why one may find you appealing, mr. bartender.

you look like you've been through a divorce, most definitely drink, probably smoke, dog person, probably got a lot of horrors in that noggin of yours. you attract the people that could try to fix you, but honestly think whatever you've got going on is so much hotter.

just a hunch, though. i am but a clover.

- 🍀 anon

I’ve never been divorced, I may have had a relationship in the past but I don’t remember being married or divorced, it’s kind of fuzzy.

However I just dress like this cause it’s comfortable and nobody gives a fork on what you look like or if you’re even real.

And you’re right about the drinking, but I’m not an alcoholic thanks to Birdie boy’s “No real alcohol in the sweet dream”, but I don’t smoke, I used to however.

*Gallagher proceeds to stare at everyone dead in the eyes*

But do you really want to go to bed with a follower of the Enigma that could easily stab you when you’re guard is down?

*He then turns back to his current task like nothing happened* Anyways if you still want to: You need therapy mate.

[penaconys-hound]

can i pet your dog

If you want, but you might wanna let it sniff your hand first cause it’s just a little aggressive around people it’s unfamiliar with

[penaconys-hound]

PLEASE COME BACK TO THE ASTRAL EXPRESS 😭😭😭

You haven't even tried Miss Himeko's (in)famous coffee yet 🤧🤧🤧 I have lots of interstellar drinks you could mix together into a magical drink with your mixology skill.

Missing you so bad, Old Man 😢🤧😩❤️

-v

Hah, never thought they’d actually ever want an old dog like me back.

But my Trailblazing journey is long over, plus even if it wasn’t, I wouldn’t be able to anyways. One day maybe. *He walks away without explanation what does he mean by that-*

[penaconys-hound]

For a guy who literally follows the Aeon of Misinformation, you don't lie as much as I thought.

*He rolls his eyes almost if saying “not this again”*

The path of Enigma isn’t about lies or misinformation, it’s a common misconception however. So of course I wouldn’t lie more then the normal man.

[penaconys-hound]

You got that dawg in u or what

…What?

[penaconys-hound]

You’re my favorite person in Penacony

…Thanks?

[penaconys-hound]

You seem to be fond of becoming an interstellar villain, do you have a specific reason for that?

Well, it started as a childhood dream, I was already feral so I was already a step away from it.

But now the idea entertains me because simply because it’d be fun, watching the chaos of this perfect “dream town” unfold.

And to piss off the IPC

[penaconys-hound]

I support gallagher rights and gallagher wrongs, whatever happens or doesn't happen I'm a ride or die gallagher simp-I mean stan 😤😤😤

*The Bloodhound blinks in response, not understanding a word of that*

Uh…Thanks?

[penaconys-hound]

Don't let all the mean people get you down Gallagher 👉👈 you're still neat to me

*cocking an eyebrow in confusion*

Uh…Thanks. *he didn’t understand the concept of being “neat” to someone*

[penaconys-hound]

“I’m a healer… but…” vibes from you ngl

*pointing with the Wolverine claws* Maybe that’s exactly what I was aiming for.