#//And the ex-smoker Gallagher thing is a headcanon I have cause yes he looks like he smokes and he’s got a lighter//

[penaconys-hound]

there's a lot of reasons why one may find you appealing, mr. bartender.

you look like you've been through a divorce, most definitely drink, probably smoke, dog person, probably got a lot of horrors in that noggin of yours. you attract the people that could try to fix you, but honestly think whatever you've got going on is so much hotter.

just a hunch, though. i am but a clover.

- 🍀 anon

I’ve never been divorced, I may have had a relationship in the past but I don’t remember being married or divorced, it’s kind of fuzzy.

However I just dress like this cause it’s comfortable and nobody gives a fork on what you look like or if you’re even real.

And you’re right about the drinking, but I’m not an alcoholic thanks to Birdie boy’s “No real alcohol in the sweet dream”, but I don’t smoke, I used to however.

*Gallagher proceeds to stare at everyone dead in the eyes*

But do you really want to go to bed with a follower of the Enigma that could easily stab you when you’re guard is down?

*He then turns back to his current task like nothing happened* Anyways if you still want to: You need therapy mate.