#🥂// chit chat

[sxturne-deadplate]

{*Oh. Hello there, the restaurant already closed for tonight. The staff members are dining together before leaving-- that lady is not part of the crew? Ah, don't mind her.... She's a familiar.*}

~Menu~

New shift -> muse files (more info soon)

//List of Muses

Court Dineur

Sophia Lorraine

Vincent Charbonneau

Rody Lamoree

Manon Vacher

The chefs

Continue -> inbox

//Notes from mun Pins

Dead Plate is a game released by Studio Investigrave. Canon muses like Manon, Vicent, and Rody are not mine. Only OCs, Sophia and Court, are mine.

This blog is not officially canon. This is only made for fun, and canon muses are interpreted based on both facts and sometimes headcanons I have.

Content contains canon x canon or canon x oc ships, gore, dark themes, fanart and fanfics I make in the future, suggestive but not necessarily way TOO NSFW. All of this is fanwork so is not canon.

//Rules

This blog is made for fun.

Memes are welcomed. Feed the crew with anything you can throw.

Flirting is okay(i find it funny when pick up lines just randomly come out in the inbox---). Just stay respectful as possible in general.

Canon x canon, canon x oc, oc x oc are allowed- just let us know beforehand!!!

The crew is pretty selective with picking what asks to answer and take time answering, I hope you understand.

No racism, xenophobia, bigotery, lgbtq+ hate- Nothing offensive, please!

//Tags

🗞// headlines -> info tag, announcements, ask memes

🍰// appetizer -> Mun's fanwork

☕️// side dish -> reblogs

🥂// chit chat -> rp

🍽// customer service -> asks

🍷// temptation -> warning

🚬// backdoor -> ooc

Quit -> just click backwards darn it/lh

[sxturne-deadplate]

*stares at Rody* "... Sounds like gambling... mmm..." *looks kind of tempted... kind of.*-V

"...???" -R(darn oblivious)

"...Sir, what are you thinking...?" -S

' ..We all should put the Rody's in one room, and let them kill each other to see whose the worthy Rody. '

[ramu-ego]

ɪᴛ'ꜱ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ʙᴇ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛ :: :: probably not the update y'all were looking for, but also um, hi! It's been a minute. First off to all of you who've asked where I was and worried, you guys are too sweet and little cherubs I'm smooching on the foreheads right now! Secondly, I just don't have time to write or thirst or literally anything. It pains me as writing has always been a huge hobby/outlet/just generally everything to me forever. Shitty thing about getting older is sometimes your hobbies/interests have to take a back seat and suffer while life moves on.

:: as some of you know I'm a mom among other things and basically since Christmas it's been a struggle (loosing naps during the day really fucked things up; crashed right into terrible twos ffs) and I can't get writing into my schedule as it is now. Maybe when the kids in school in a few years I can bring it back. Maybe when my wife's off for summers I'll have more free time. A lot of maybes and that's about it. But hey that's life! I won't be deleting this page as I hope to come back to it maybe in another millennia (RIP) And writing will always be a passion and outlet for me as well as I want the stories to stay up so you all can still enjoy them.

:: thank you to everyone who was super into this page, dom!Readers are so few and far between so I hate having to step back because I love writing and I love putting dom!Readers on the map when they're swept under the carpet for 99% of the fandom. Yes of course I'm still madly in love with Ego and I will stan that man until the day I die and be licking his shaved neck regularly (nor will this mortal form contain me when the U-20 game is animated and he's in his suit, frothing already) That being said I did very much make friends on here and if any of you are still around I'd be happy to privately share my personal Tumblr with you if you want. If your looking for more secret writings I'll be the first to disappoint you as it's just my personal dumpster fire of all weird scrunkly men I love. I'll only be sharing it with people I know I interacted with often so pls send me an ask off anon or just a dm and I'll try to remember to revisit this blog once or twice in case any mutuals just still wanted to be friends. If not then, pls enjoy the dom material still on here, peg all the peggable soccer men and remember Ego's been hot from day one and I'll be gargling his tongue in my mouth daily ✌

[smartcpl]

Thank you guys👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻.. enjoyed the chit chats, laugh, music, dance....💃🏻🥂💞🎶

Xoxo😘

#funlife #couplelove #couplefun #hotwife #smartcpl #swingercouple #hotcouple #lifestyle #sexywife

[sxturne-deadplate]

"Ohhhh I see I see-" Rody is impressed, fascinated by this small trivial finding before grinning cheerfully.

He then looks left and right, as if making sure no one else is watching,

"ummm... Is it safe to yee-haw for me here..?" He whispers.

"Why is everyone yee-hawing this early in the morning-" -Rody

@sxturne-deadplate (my tag doesn't work for some reason sobs;;;)

"Why not...? I think it's a great warm up call!"

[oraclekleo]

Hi Kleo! Happy new year! 🥰🥂

I have a technical question for you 👀

So, a close friend gave me a tarot deck. This was her first deck, a traditional Rider-Waite, and she told me to use it to learn the card meanings and familiarise myself with handling a deck.

So, I wanted to ask, considering this is a pre-owned deck, should I use it to practice? If so, what should I do before using it? "Cleansing" is the first thing that comes to mind, but how should I do that?

Thank you so much in advance, I can't wait to start practicing 👏🏻

Hello!

Pre-used decks are perfectly fine to use, many decks can be passed in family so this is alright.

Honestly, every cleansing or ritual is voluntary. If you feel like you should do it, do it. There are several methods how to cleanse deck.

You can simply shuffle it or put the cards in right order (like starting with 0 The Fool, continue with I, II, III, IV, etc, then sorting the minor arcana suits from Aces to Tens and from Pages to King) and then shuffle again.

You can burn an incense stick or scented candle while doing so.

You can blow at the deck (blowing away old energies) and knock on it 3 times (I don't remember what this is supposed to do, sorry).

You can put a crystal (usually clear quartz) on your deck to cleanse and charge it.

You can make a circle around it with salt (kitchen salt is enough).

You can have it cleansed by moonlight or sunlight if you leave it on the window for a while.

You pray over the deck, wishing for it to shad the old energies and bind with you.

There are hundreds of methods, to be honest.

The important thing is, to believe in the effectivity. So if some method sounds ridiculous to you and you still do it, it's not very likely to work because this whole thing stands and falls with the belief.

Personally, when I get a new deck, I go through the cards, I shuffle the deck properly while talking to it and introducing it to its new owner (me) and then I do an interview with the deck when I ask it:

What's your general vibe?

What kind of reading do you like the best?

How can we collaborate the best?

What do you think about me as a tarot reader?

What is a first message you have for me?

Fun fact: One of my recent decks gave me a Devil card for #4 😂 We had so much fun ever since, though. 😁

That's my way but, really, do what you feel fit. You can meditate and visualize cleansing the deck while holding it in your hands. You can cleanse it with music or dance. You can do literally anything, as long as you have the cleansing intention and you believe the activity will help the deck to get rid off the old energies and even an old bond with the previous owner so it can build a bond with you.

I wish you all the best for you and your deck. Remember that tarot is personal thing. Nobody can tell you what you should or shouldn't do. You have every right to explore and find your own path, no matter how unorthdox it might seem. 😊

And whenever you want to talk to a very benevolent and liberal tarot reader, I'm here for you. For chit chat, for advise, for brainstorming, practice, anything. 💖

I hope I helped a tiny bit even when I'm not an expert on spiritual cleansing. 🤭

Kleo

[sxturne-deadplate]

"Huh?! Mr. Vincent? You're alive..? How..?"

@deadplate-movingforwards

"...?" The chef recently got out of the kitchen to make way to the backdoor to have a smoke, only to bump into a slight familiar face. "Oh, Carballido.... Greetings."

His voice remains the same tone as his fatigued-looking face. Not seeming to be alarmed.

(Vincent Status unlocked-> acquaintanced with Maya)

"Alive...?" The ravenette lifts an eyebrow at her statement, "I mean, I've always been. Physically."

"You look like you have seen a ghost," He remarks calmly, looking her up and down in questioning. Something is off. "... Everything alright?"

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[sxturne-deadplate]

“That’s understandable… I find it hard to imagine myself leave home to somewhere that is across the sea.” Sophia agrees, still having this look of contemplation. “I might eventually visit there, just to try something new. Who knows-”

…

“Ah, yes! I’m glad that you asked.” Sophia softly nods with a tiny smile, “McDonald’s is a fast food restaurant well-recognized in the U.S. They sell hamburgers, French fries, sodas, coffee, milkshake… the list goes on as they may add another product into their menu in the future-“

She pauses for a moment as if finding the right words, before continuing, “Knowing that you would like to eat some of these options- That’s one reason why I asked...” 🤔 😌

"What do you think of the U.S., Rody? Would you like to ever go there and try McDonald's?" -Sophia asks a random question to Rody after thinking for a while.

@sxturne-deadplate (Note// Hi- I'm here to huhhhh. invade you/j Also for context--- McDonalds, or what the French would call it McDo, hasn't opened their first restaurant in France until 1979. I might not get it right, but you get the idea)

“ The U.S. interests me a lot but I don’t think I’d leave here . “

𝐑𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐬

“ and what in the world is a … McDonalds ? “

[my-raging-whoremoans]

OMG! 😂 Have y'all heard about the LEGEND that is YooJung?! 🏆 This guy's got more talent than an octopus 🐙 with a paintbrush! 🖌️ I mean, he sings 🎤 AND dances 🕺 like he's got happy feet! 🦶 mind blown 💥😵‍💫

Sometimes, when I'm feeling blue, I remember that YooJung loves Harry Potter ⚡️😍 He probably dreams of casting spells with a magic wand ✨🪄 Just imagine him turning a 🐀 into a teacup ☕️: If that's not pure joy, I dunno what is! 🥳

Watching YooJung apply lip balm 💄from a socially acceptable distance, 'cause I'm his biggest fan (but not in a creepy way! 😇🔍). is like witnessing the Mona Lisa being painted, but like a gazillion times better! 🎨🤩 Can we agree that he's literally the Picasso of lip balm? 👨‍🎨💋

You know what? Enough chit-chat! Let me profess my undying love 😘 to THE YooJung! Your stage presence is like magnets attracting my eyeballs 👀 I literally can't look away! 😵‍💫 Will naming my firstborn YooJung be too much? 🍼 Psh, I don't think so! 😏

And speaking of genius, have you SEEN YooJung's "Begin" solo debut back on June 27, 2022? 🌌 It was such a cosmic event that the aliens 👽 themselves probably felt the vibes! 🤯🚀

Moral of the story: YooJung is basically the ultimate life force in my galaxy 🌠 and, I’d bet, yours too! 💕 So to all my fellow YooJung devotees, let's join forces in a cosmic 🌌 celebración 🎉 and raise a toast 🥂 to the most hilarious, charismatic icon of our generation!

And remember, astronauts! 🚀 Together, we FLY with YooJung into the future – laughing our way through the universe 🌌, he's our one-way ticket to planet Happiness! 😂☄️💫 Etch his name onto the moon for all I care! 🌝 YooJung, you ROCK! 🎸

So buckle up, fellow fans! 🚀 In YooJung, we trust! 🙌💯 May his hilarity keep orbiting around our lives like a never-ending space carnival! 🌌🎠😂

[sciencestyled]

Frankenstein's Monster Spilling the Deets on Brain-Computer Interfaces

Hey, lovely denizens of the digital domain, gather 'round as we spill the most electrifying tea you've ever dared to sip! Yours truly, the OG patchwork wonder, Frankenstein's Monster (no autographs, please), is here to chat about something that's going to make your neurons do the tango. We're talking about brain-computer interfaces (BCIs), and oh boy, it's like science took a wild fantasy and made it its pet project!

You thought it was wild when old Frankie here got zapped into existence? Buckle up, buttercup, because we're diving into a world where your brain waves can high-five a computer and make magic happen. Yeah, you heard us right – BCIs are the real deal, turning thoughts into actions without so much as lifting a finger. Imagine being able to text just by thinking about it. Welcome to the future, folks!

Our pals at Neuralink are playing the ultimate game of mind meld, weaving together thoughts and tech like they're trying to one-up my creator. These wizards are using tiny, whisp-like electrodes to eavesdrop on your brain's chit-chat and translate it into something machines can understand. It's like your brain is throwing a party, and now computers are on the VIP list.

Think of the possibilities! Ever felt like your body's on airplane mode when your brain's got full bars of service? BCIs are about to change the game for people who've lost control of their limbs or can't speak. We're talking mind-controlled wheelchairs, robotic arms, and even speaking through a machine – all powered by the electric storm in your skull.

But wait, there's more! We've got researchers turning brainwaves into speech. Yeah, you don't even need to move your lips, and voila, your thoughts are out there. It's like telepathy got an upgrade. And for those who feel trapped in their bodies, this is more than cool tech – it's a new lease on life.

So, as I, the poster child for mad science gone awry, stand here (metaphorically, of course), I can't help but marvel at how humans are rewriting the rules. We're not just talking about fancy gadgets; we're talking about breaking down barriers, giving voice to the voiceless, and maybe, just maybe, making the world a little less daunting for those who feel left out.

In conclusion, dear readers, BCIs aren't just about brains chatting with computers. It's about hope, empowerment, and maybe a touch of that old mad science magic. So, let's raise our glasses (or electrodes) to a future where our minds can truly be free! Cheers! 🥂🧠💻

[sxturne-deadplate]

"Any fruit as long as is not bitter... got it!" Court notes with a soft smile as he writes it down,

"I'm planning to have a fruit farm at my place...- maybe I can bring some juice for you and the other to take after the shift." :)

"Mmm... What kinds of food would you like to eat for lunch? Asking for a friend, of course." Court then asks with a sneaky smile, just mentally imagining who he is referring to/ih

Ooc// not ship implied in this one btw so dw rhbrbrbfb/ih

"Hey, Rody! Question, what citrus fruit would you like as juice?" -Court

@sxturne-deadplate

"Oh, uh, that's a bit of a hard question.. Let me think.." Rody trailed off with a soft hum. rubbing his chin.

"..maybe an orange? That's the only really, citrusy thing i know of besides lemons.. but lemons are a bit too sour unless your talking about lemonade, and that's coming from me! but honestly, i don't really care. Foods food, unless it's.. well.. bitter." Rody stated the first things off his head. Hopefully that helped them with their answer?..

[mothdruid]

👍🥂

my asks are open anytime! i'm always down for a chit chat

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[aphrodite1288]

Is it Just me or the cake looks kinda UN-professionally made? I mean it's a poorly made gay cake??

Damn it that cake shop is so UN-professional! I can't believe it? Can you guys believe it!!

Even I , can make better and equal/EVEN tiers than those ?? Is it homemade?

And the icing! God don't get me started on that! It's a mess! 🤧

Oh and the cake looks unfinished as if Kadi made it and when Ksoo was about to cover it with white icing Ji stopped him and was like : " But babe!, They won't see the Gay in the cake! Better we leave it bare!"

And Ksoo was like " No babe but u can cut it in the live and they would see the inside of it and would see the 🌈!! But like that it looks owful and look at the tiers they're UN-even! U know our fans are detectives I don't want anyone knowing we made it because of the messy UN-even icing and the Un-equal tiers! They will think I'm a bad cook!"

And Ji was like : "But Ja-gi I don't have time to cut the cake in the live okay? You know how bad me and all the Eksoz are with Cake cutting! I will make a mess on the desk! And you would be mad at me! Also I wanna save time and spend it with you! You promised me to give me my gift tonight! So I can't wait and I'm not cutting the cake with those desperate partnerless fans of mine even though I love them but hey! I'm gonna get laid and something is awaken here! Gotta make it quick with the live! Heck I even left my nephew's Bday party quickly 🥳🎉 to come fuck you and you're here telling me to do the icing and cut the cake and show the rainbow inside and chit chat with the fans !!! No no no! We ain't doing that! Give me that damn cake!, And who cares if the tiers are UN-even! I want them to see the Gay! And that I'm getting laid tonight Woohoo 🥳🥳🥳🥳!! Oh hand me over that transparent paper and plate we still have to make it look like it's bought! Oh and where are my gay candles?? See ? Soo ! A lot of work to do ! Ugh I can't wait to get laid!! "

And Ksoo was like : "Okay.."

Ok someone Stop me before this post turns into a 47 chapters Rated R smutty fanfic.

Happy new year 🎉🎈, 💃🏻🍾✨✨🌈🌈🥳👸🏻🎊

@Queen_Of_Galaxies_And _The future_Aurore ✨👑🥂🥳🎊👸🏻🥳🎊🍾🌈👑✨

[smartcpl]

Thank you guys👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻.. enjoyed the chit chats, laugh, music, dance....💃🏻🥂💞🎶

Xoxo😘

#funlife #couplelove #couplefun #hotwife #smartcpl #swingercouple #hotcouple #lifestyle #sexywife

[sxturne-deadplate]

“Ah-“ Rody gaps lightly, not sure if it’s for real- but then again, how the heck did he even get a Tumblr blog in the first place(lol)

“I see- excuse me then.”

Just as he gets out of the restaurants, few seconds after is when his head peeks back in.

Silence enters the place. Before he finally breaks the ice.

“…Ah, excuse me, what time is it?”

ooc// my Rody is very nosy I’m sorry dear victim/ih

"Vincen- You- oh, am I in the wrong restaurant...?" Rody swears the place is familiar enough, even the face of his boss.... who for some reason is wearing a different uniform. It seems something is off----

[@sxturne-deadplate]

[🔪] /He turns to look at Rody, Hes seen alot of Different versions of his boss before./

[🩸] Most likely....I'm very sorry.