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[warningsine]

[tj-dragonblade]

Honestly I'm just delighted that I get to live in a world where Dolly Parton and Rob Halford collaborated

[despairinthedeqarture]

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[roenters]

Normal people surprise their friends with birthday presents or idk...telling them they got a partner?

And then there's me.

I am planning to surprise my mate tomorrow by slipping into random conversation references to MAG 111 - an episode they have been begging me to listen to for eons (many months). And I'm going to keep doing that until they click. And then he gets my 2840 word long rant I made while listening.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

The rant if you're interested:

[zerocksout]

EE!!

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[caitified]

“it’s one of the kids they messed with it”

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-🤟

oh you clocked the tea… i know emojis would never

[creaturina]

Hai tutti questi capelli, non avrei mai pensato

No non sono io ma la settima sosia, ti serve una parrucca stellina?

[wakanai]

please don't mind me, I'm going to pull a Dazai and be embarassing as hell.

@bunglegaydogs this is for you 🎸😘

okay so basically

tumblr has a history of erasing tags and getting errors when they're too long so i screenshotted just in case.

And guess what. that's exactly what happened. (+1 to my Dazai points)

for the last one, i want to add that i think u prob did it to make me feel better cause legit the random posts with 0 notes that were just meant for venting suddenly got liked by you. and one time i remember you spam liked a LOT of my posts like??????

that or maybe you could relate to them IDK.

whichever it is, i appreciate it dude 🤘💕

guess who made one of those ask game things :] yknow cause why not

you know the drill

[warningsine]

Yellowjackets Season 2 Cast Lip Sync "Just a Girl" by Florence + The Machine | SHOWTIME

[thunderbottle]

thank the earth and all the stars for trans lesbian sex

[songmingisthighs]

AKSBDKDJD THIS IS SO COMPREHENSIVE 😭😭🫶

[15.41] bf!wooyoung × reader

⇀ your boyfriend means business and no amount of illogical ideas, and no matter how crazy those ideas were, was going to get in the way of him spending time with you

⇁ wooyoung taking charge as he should

tw : wooyoung getting mad? kinda slightly suggestive maybe (mentions of wooyoung being sexy, wooyoung slipping something into mc's bra, mention of making out

wc : 1.3 k

It's not often for Wooyoung to come barrelling into your place hot on his trail. Usually, when it happened, it was because you two had been separated for too long or if he wanted a little bit more TLC that may or may not include some sort of helpful equipment.

So it scared and annoyed you when Wooyoung roughly opened and closed your front door, causing you to jump slightly on the couch.

"Get up," he demanded, standing before you with his hands on his waist, "Get up now." You glared at him with determination and huffed, "I told you I'm not going anywhere, I already explained why I can't." Wooyoung scoffed and rolled his eyes, "And I told you I don't care and you've drained all of the patience I had in me while I was waiting in my car for the past 30 minutes so you are going to get off this couch, wear something cute, and go out on a date with me." The mention of the date made your face red not in anger but embarrassment because, at that point, he was forcing you to repeat something that to you was rather embarrassing. "I can't, okay? I told you I don't have money to go out!" you exclaimed, throwing the pillow that was on your lap down and it landed by Wooyoung's feet. "When do you ever have money?" Wooyoung scoffed but you knew it wasn't him making fun of you, it was just him repeating what you usually told him.

At that point, you just wanted to evade him and hole yourself up because you had been stressed over feeling like a mooch in the relationship what with having a boyfriend with a big career and big income while you were still working a regular job trying to make ends meet. So you told him that you were going to treat him on a date that exact night, planning and saving up for a month and you were about to do it when your stupid laptop decided to break down and you were forced to spend the money you had saved up to treat your boyfriend so you could work and it broke your heart and it made you feel more than guilty.

"Not funny, Wooyoung, I'm serious," you were trying to hold back your anger because all the tears had been shed the day before when you finally took the courage to look at your bank statement. Wooyoung slumped on the single-seater next to you and sighed loudly, shaking his head in frustration because he couldn't comprehend your point. "I really don't get this, I don't get you at this moment because I usually pay anyways and I never made you pay for anything so why are you suddenly acting like this?" "Because I told you I was going to pay for our date today! I already made such a big deal out of this and I really do want to pay after having you pay for everything since the beginning of our relationship and even before that. So I just can't go out because I can't pay!" though you tried, your voice still raised even if it was slightly and it made you feel even worse.

Wooyoung sighed in exasperation and leaned forward with his elbows resting on his knees, "So that's the whole issue? You wanting to pay for our date?" and you meekly nodded, avoiding eye contact though you predicted that Wooyoung was going to throw his hand in the air and stood up, towering over you, "Well you can just use my card and pay! When the bill comes, or when we see something either one of us wants to buy, YOU will pay for them with MY card!" he said,. This time, you scoffed and shook your head, "That's not the point, Wooyoung. If I do that then it wouldn't be my money we're using!" you argued back but you kind of understood the logic of his solution.

You were about to explain the whole shpiel behind your logic when Wooyoung crouched down in front of you with his eyebrows furrowed. "Do you really think that I'm the kind of man who would let his girl pay for me on our date? Do you really think I'd let you spend even 500 won on me even on milk? I work hard because you are my motivation, I make my money for my future and you better get into that thick, beautiful head of yours that it includes you in it." Though he was being serious and firm with you (which was a whole type of sexy on its own), you couldn't help but feel butterflies in your stomach and feel your cheeks warming up. Wooyoung then reached into his back pocket, pulled out his credit card and put it out for you to take, "We will go out tonight because I miss my beautiful, wonderful, albeit slightly crazy girlfriend and you will pay for it using this card and you will not worry about anything."

As much as it was a solution to the issue you were facing, you were still hesitant because not only did the issue happen but you felt like you had ruined the mood. However, deep down you knew that once you and Wooyoung had dinner, all animosity would be lost and you both would laugh at this the next day. Your hesitance didn't go unnoticed by Wooyoung so in a last desperate attempt, he reached into your shirt and slipped the card under your bra strap despite you yelping in surprise (not because Wooyoung never suddenly felt the need to peek at your boobs but because it was more because he slipped his card there). "What the hell?" you squeaked as you pulled out the card and tried to put it in Wooyoung's hand but he just parried your hand away with one hand as the other tapped away at his phone. "Wooyoung, take this back, I sw-" Before you could finish your words, Wooyoung showed you the screen of his phone, showing you what he had just done while you were distracted, "Now you have my credit card AND money in your bank account in case you don't want to use my card so you don't have an excuse to not go out with me because damn it, I look good and I made myself look good for you. I even put on the cologne you said you liked on me so we are not being wasteful because then the environment suffer." Eyes widened, you slapped him on the shoulder, "Wooyoung, that is far too much! That's more than what I had saved up! Are you crazy?" but he simply rolled his eyes at you, "You really think there is a numerical limit to my provision? And you call me crazy," he scoffed incredulously.

The next thing you know, you were being pulled up to your feet by Wooyoung and he gently, but firmly directed you to your room. "Now, you're going to put on something other than the hoodie you stole from me and those raggedy sleeping shorts you claimed you have an emotional connection to, forego makeup if you must because I can't deal with another man glancing at you every 3 seconds tonight, and we'll go out, have some fun, and later make out in the car. Does that sound good to you?" You swallowed the lump in your throat, suddenly nervous under Wooyoung's stare, but you managed to frantically nod anyway. "Good," he then turned your body around and sent you off inside to change with a firm smack on your right buttcheek, "I'll be out here calming down, okay? I'll be waiting." Then he shut the door behind you, leaving you rather confused yet flattered at what he did.

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[moodyvoid]

The league, all doing side jobs to save up money bc they’re broke.

Tomura: “Alright, everyone throw in what you’ve made so far.”

Spinner, who took up window washing: “I actually ended up making a decent amount, since I cut the cost of having to rent scaffolding equipment because of my quirk.”

Twice: “Me and my doubles mowed so many lawns! Weirdly enough, they paid more when I did it shirtless.”

Mr. Compress: “I did some street performances! I attracted quite the crowd with my magic.”

Toga: “Babysitting worked out pretty well and I only lost the kids a couple of times!”

Dabi, sitting down a massive stack of cash.

Tomura: “Where the hell did you get all of that from?”

Dabi: “I started an OnlyFans.”

[ennabear]

tying loser!ellie up and all she can do is mumble and stutter as your hips bounce up and down on her strap. tears threaten to spill from her eyes as she watches you, wishing so desperately she could touch you.

“aww els, you cryin’?”

“p-please i… j’s wanna touch you.”

you reach toward her and pull up her glasses, leaving them sitting atop her head. her poor eyes try to adjust, but it’s no use. she’s blind as a bat without them. your hips pick up the pace, your moans get louder, and you reach out to grope her tits.

“hmph, ellie. your cock feels so good.”

her tears are spilling faster now, raining down her cheeks. her lips quiver and she leans her head back in an attempt to hide her face, but your hands grab her chin and force her to face you.

[torahtot]

call me eleven year old gideon nav the way im desperately sucking up to people who aren't going to change their behavior anyway

[darwh]