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[warningsine]

[tj-dragonblade]

Honestly I'm just delighted that I get to live in a world where Dolly Parton and Rob Halford collaborated

[despairinthedeqarture]

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[roenters]

Normal people surprise their friends with birthday presents or idk...telling them they got a partner?

And then there's me.

I am planning to surprise my mate tomorrow by slipping into random conversation references to MAG 111 - an episode they have been begging me to listen to for eons (many months). And I'm going to keep doing that until they click. And then he gets my 2840 word long rant I made while listening.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

The rant if you're interested:

[thedarksideofmymoonhasmatches]

[creaturina]

Hai tutti questi capelli, non avrei mai pensato

No non sono io ma la settima sosia, ti serve una parrucca stellina?

[thunderbottle]

thank the earth and all the stars for trans lesbian sex

[ennabear]

tying loser!ellie up and all she can do is mumble and stutter as your hips bounce up and down on her strap. tears threaten to spill from her eyes as she watches you, wishing so desperately she could touch you.

“aww els, you cryin’?”

“p-please i… j’s wanna touch you.”

you reach toward her and pull up her glasses, leaving them sitting atop her head. her poor eyes try to adjust, but it’s no use. she’s blind as a bat without them. your hips pick up the pace, your moans get louder, and you reach out to grope her tits.

“hmph, ellie. your cock feels so good.”

her tears are spilling faster now, raining down her cheeks. her lips quiver and she leans her head back in an attempt to hide her face, but your hands grab her chin and force her to face you.

[moodyvoid]

The league, all doing side jobs to save up money bc they’re broke.

Tomura: “Alright, everyone throw in what you’ve made so far.”

Spinner, who took up window washing: “I actually ended up making a decent amount, since I cut the cost of having to rent scaffolding equipment because of my quirk.”

Twice: “Me and my doubles mowed so many lawns! Weirdly enough, they paid more when I did it shirtless.”

Mr. Compress: “I did some street performances! I attracted quite the crowd with my magic.”

Toga: “Babysitting worked out pretty well and I only lost the kids a couple of times!”

Dabi, sitting down a massive stack of cash.

Tomura: “Where the hell did you get all of that from?”

Dabi: “I started an OnlyFans.”

[torahtot]

call me eleven year old gideon nav the way im desperately sucking up to people who aren't going to change their behavior anyway

[warningsine]

Yellowjackets Season 2 Cast Lip Sync "Just a Girl" by Florence + The Machine | SHOWTIME

[darwh]

[saturnskyline]

i know mile was loving it during the rock n roll scene at the bar sdfhsf that is literally his element

[ghouliebabies-art]

“I know your soul is not tainted, even though you’ve been told so” ✨🦇

[kiranguptasworld]

इस प्यार का अंदाज़ कुछ ऐसा है, क्या बताये ये राज़ कैसा है, कौन कहता है कि आप चाँद जैसे हो, सच तो ये है कि खुद चाँद आप जैसा है। #kiran1285 #lovelife❤️ #loveuzindagi😍🌎❤️ #lifegoeson👣 #lifestyle #lifeofadventure #simplelifestyle😊 #simplefits #hdcameracaptured #masumiyet #dontnajarlagaving🧿🧿 #🤘🤘 #confidence https://www.instagram.com/p/ClNLC9rJDfPudMCv6KYz6NSjRrk3mhpBUfq9dE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lindamarieansonsnaps]

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