#🟢 Kraang creature talking!!

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... Have I ever mentioned that I kinda look up to Rise Leo?

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I'm going to bite your ankles

Everyone says "oh Leo can't cook" but jokes on you I make a mean grilled cheese

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So.. about that...

+1 child obtained

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This is a good idea me thinks

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I think the funniest thing about reblogging my dad's (@genderqueerturtle)'s posts is that last time he fronted he in fact was not a father. He was just a casual aroace doing cool aroace things

Now next time he fronts he's going to see this just tiny gremlin blowing up his notifications. Bro took asexual reproduction too far and now has to reap the consequences

Good luck it's too late for an abortion

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More Rise Leo because I just think he's really cool 🩵

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"Leo is the worst cook in the family"

Well... within our system it's more like..

@genderqueerturtle

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I'm realizing just how many aunts/uncles I have

Aunt Karai, Uncle Donnie, Uncle Raph, Uncle Mikey, Aunt April, Uncle Casey, Aunt Lisa, Aunt Renet, Aunt 'Gami

(And great Uncle Shredder but we don't talk about him)

And that doesn't even count other iterations

My family is HUGE

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When you bully me this is who you're bullying /ref (also felt like including @genderqueerturtle just because)

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Having a source but not existing in it

It's like being a fictive, but having no actual character you are based off of. (Technically I did split off of our Leo fictive but I don't see myself as him)

Maybe others can relate, maybe not. Figured I'd make a drawing about it anyways

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"Do you have a favorite uncle?"

Pshhh nooo... of course not.... I'd never stoop so low

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Omw to meet my therapist for the first time,, I'm really nervous..

She really likes talking to my dad because of how responsible he is, I don't wanna disappoint her :(

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Why did it sound like Donnie wrote that last post LMAO

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I have a very funny memory from my dad. When he came out to our friend as not only a system but a fictive of Leonardo he explained that he only formed at the tail end of last summer. Our friend's immediate response was "So you've never gone swimming before" to which internally he just began screaming "WATER?!?!"

The turtle instincts kicked in poor guy wanted to find the nearest lake

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Poor Donnie hasn't actually had the time to make a single post on his blog because he hasn't fronted in awhile. All of those posts are just me and Leo reblog spamming his blog 😭💔

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I feel like if I met Rise Leo we'd cause so much mischief together it would be fun