#🛼🐀together

[joe-moi]

❗️FLIGHT OF ICARUS SPOILERS❗️

Do not read if you don't want the entire plot of the book to be ruined for you!

Eddie's mom died when he was 6 and his dad left when he was 8.

When Al left, Eddie waited by the window for days waiting for him to come back, because he couldn’t believe his dad would leave.

Wayne finally figured out what was going on and tried to take Eddie in, but Eddie refused because he was afraid when his dad did come back, that he wouldn’t know where Eddie was if he lived with Wayne.

Wayne still cares for Eddie and buys him food despite Eddie living in a house in an entirely different area.

Al Munson returns sporadically in Eddie’s life but never stays. 

Eddie meets Ronnie in the trailer park when he was young. Her dad died and her mom was in sick. She lives with her grandma.

Eddie and Ronnie are very close, to the point where Eddie assumed they were dating and tried to kiss her before Ronnie tells them she doesn’t have romantic feelings for anyone and never has. It's implied that she's ace. (I know a lot of people think that means she's queer, but I got ace from that context.)

Ronnie is very smart and actually gets into NYU to become a lawyer. So she graduates and leaves at the end of the year. 

Gareth is a freshman, who didn’t have any friends and joined hellfire to make friends, despite never having played D&D. Eddie helps him find himself and actually get excited about playing.

Gareth also is a main target for the jocks bullying. Eddie catches Tommy, some other guy and Jason beating Gareth up. Chrissy was there watching it happen and tried to get Jason to leave AFTER she noticed Eddie. 

Eddie remembers bonding with Chrissy at the talent show because he was wishing his dad would’ve been there and she was wishing her mom wasn’t. 

Eddie works as a bar back at the hideout in exchange for little money and being able to play with Corroded Coffin there.

He is performing with Corroded Coffin when he notices Paige watching. He says she's the only one who's actually paying attention to the music.

Paige says she remembers him from the talent show and she graduated two years ago and works for a record label as a junior scout. 

Eddie immediately has a crush on her. 

Eddie mentions having kissed two girls before. One named Nicole and one named Cass. Both girls didn’t like him that much, they just wanted to brag that they hooked up with the Freak.

His nickname at school is “King Freak” (I think this is a nod to King Steve, both kings in their own way) 

Eddie’s dad shows up and claims he owes $10,000 in gambling debt. He wants Eddie’s help stealing weed and selling it because Eddie is the only one he trusts. 

Eddie is reluctant to help because although he loves his dad (reluctantly so), he’s tired of people comparing them. People in town frequently call him “junior” which he hates.

He has a run in with principal Higgins who essentially asks him why he’s still around and tells him that he’s just holding his friends back. Specifically Ronnie.

Eddie convinces Paige to send a demo of Corroded Coffin to her boss. She agrees but says it’s going to cost money. 

Eddie decides to help out his dad if he can get $5000 out of it to record the demo and move to California. 

Eddie and his dad meet Reefer Rick and after some debate, Rick decides to buy the stolen weed from them once they have it. He also tells Eddie that if/when his dad runs out on him, he has a job with Rick selling weed.

Eddie and Paige go to a recording studio and Eddie opens up about his mom. He says his mom taught him to love music, and she used her albums as plane tickets to escape Hawkins in some way. He also mentions his dad taught him to play guitar, but his mom taught him about music. 

Eddie and Corroded Coffin record a demo along with a video of them playing their single. Paige sends them to her boss. 

Back at school Eddie tries to break up another fight where the jocks (Jason, Tommy and the other one) are beating up Gareth and Gareth breaks his wrist in the process. They are all called into the office and principal Higgins blackmails Eddie into dropping out by threatening him with writing to NYU to tell them Ronnie got into a fight and showing him a letter from one of the hellfire club members moms explaining it was a satanic cult and that she pulled her son out of school and moved far away to keep him away from Eddie. 

Paige finds Eddie working and tells him her boss wants to meet only him and not the band. And that Eddie has something special and could be a rock star. 

Paige and Eddie drive out into secluded Hawkins where she gives him a blowie. Over the next several days it is implied they fuck a lot. 

Eddie and his dad have a little bonding moment over their love for Eddie's mom, who we find out was named Elizabeth. Together, they drink his parent's wedding wine.

Eddie and his dad manage to pull off a heist by stealing weed off a transport truck driving from Oregon to Maryland. Eddie ends up doing most of the work because his dad makes him and meets the two guys who are driving the truck across the country.

He and his dad sell the weed to Rick. And Eddie gets $5000 while his dad gets $10,000. They decide to both move to California and start new lives together.

Eddie begins packing up all of his belongings and goes to make amends with Ronnie who he had gotten in a fight with because he dropped out of school. And she refuses to see him. He then tries to say goodbye to Wayne and they end up getting in a fight about his dad but Wayne is still supportive.

The last night in Hawkins, the two guys who were driving the transport truck show up at Eddie's house. They demand that Eddie and his dad give them the weed back, and they say that they sold it, and Al gives them his part of the money.

Eddie then finds out that his dad didn't just randomly pick this truck to steal off of. The two men that were driving the truck are actually his old accomplices. And he lied to Eddie about who he owed money to and who they were stealing from. Eddie's dad was actually working with their boss and decided he wasn't getting enough of a cut, so he took matters into his own hands and tried to get more money by selling their stolen weed.

The two men threaten Eddie and his dad by shooting off the gun in the house. And then one of them sets fire to the living room, destroying all of Eddie's dad's stuff and all of Eddie's mom's stuff. Including her records.

Outside of the house while it’s on fire, the cops show up. One of the drug dealers shoots the cop in his side, and then they flee.

Eddie’s dad tries to convince Eddie to run away from the scene with him before more cops get there because he thinks they'll arrest them both. But Eddie refuses and decides to stay to make sure that the cop is okay. Eddie’s dad then gets in Eddie’s van and drives off leaving Eddie behind, telling Eddie he'll leave his van somewhere just outside of Hawkins.

Eddie is arrested and thrown into jail for the night. He makes his one phone call to Paige to tell her that he’s not coming. And he doesn’t exactly explain why but tells her that he’s in jail. She's very upset and tells him that this wasn’t only his big break but also hers and basically implies that he has fucked everything up for her. The last thing she says to him is "fuck you."

Hopper comes to talk to Eddie and explains to him that he did the right thing by staying to help the cop and that he’s not his dad. He says that he’s better than his dad. And he has a chance now to turn his life around so that he doesn’t end up in the same way.

Wayne shows up to get Eddie out of jail, and Eddie learns that Paige was the one who paid his bail.

Wayne offers Eddie to stay in his trailer with him and shows him that he managed to save most of Eddie's stuff from the burnt house including his guitar. Eddie asks if Wayne has heard from his dad and Wayne tells him no. Al never comes back for Eddie.

When Eddie realizes that Wayne is having money problems, he goes back to Rick and tells him that he will work with him selling drugs. During this conversation, Eddie notices little blue pill containers that Rick tells him are benzos. 

Eddie goes to a record shop to start replacing his mom's records that he lost in the fire. And when he’s there he runs into Jonathan and Will. Jonathan goes into the back room leaving Will out front, and when people come in to start picking on Will and calling him zombie boy, Eddie stands up for him. He then asks Will if he's ever played D&D and when Will says yes, Eddie tells him that he should check out hellfire club when he’s in school. He then asks Jonathan if he smokes weed, and when Jonathan says no, Eddie says let me know if that changes.

The last thing that Eddie needs to do is repair his relationship with Ronnie. He goes to the school to find her and goes to the principal’s office, and tells him that he’s re-enrolling in school. He then threatens principal Higgins, because he had seen one of the blue pill containers in Higgins’s office and blackmails him into allowing Eddie to come back to school and to keep hellfire alive.

He and Ronnie meet back up and he apologizes for everything that he had done and tells her that he’s staying in Hawkins to take care of the sheep. He offers her a ride home, and then she declines when she sees the jocks beating up another kid. He goes up to them to be king freak and defend the kid while Ronnie leaves to go home and eventually go to New York.

TLDR; Eddie Munson has daddy issues and a super tragic life and everyone he's ever loved leaves him (except for Wayne who is written exactly like every AO3 fanfic ever. Also Eddie Munson fucks.)

[garb-rage]

Going Thrift Shopping with the main 4 (Hcs)

🛼- Summary - Head cannons about your experience thrift shopping with the boys!

- Pairing(s)- (SEPARATE) Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Eric Cartman x gn!Reader

🛼- Reader info - gn!reader and established relationship

- Warnings - none! (Unless you count swearing ig lmao)

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🐀 - Kenny McCormick -

He’s so down, he’s SEEN all the ice cold shit you’ve found, and wants in on the action asap

Kenny had known about thrifting for a while, but hadn’t put too much thought into it due to money being tight and all, but according to YOU

“You just have to know where to look”

“Trust me I know a spot” “trust me this is where the heat is”

And trust you he did, because after taking him to some fun spots, there was no going back.

Thrifting buddy 24/7, just LOVES looking at the old clothes and pretending to be an old geezer with you, it makes him giggle

Fr makes up stories about shit he finds, probably forced you to wear it and purposely make you feel silly

“THIS old sweater was worn in the trenches of Mexico alongside my great great grandpa” 💀💀 and it’s a Star Wars T-shirt

Purposely finds good and bad clothes for you and him (he has pretty good fashion sense so you KNOW when hes got a shit eating grin)

If the shop has changing rooms, expect long ass fashion shows, the man spends WAY too much time looking at himself. He probably won’t even buy anything 98% of the time!! He’s just having fun with you!

Honestly, neither of you fucking knew that South Park had so many little shops like that!! Small towns DECEIVE!

The both of you almost always get coffee after a haul, it just feels right

And showing up to Tweek Bros. In the new shirt/sweater/etc, he feels like royalty ngl

Overall Kenny really enjoys the time spent with you, and the small moments between showing each other items or clothes really makes him feel momentarily flushed (he sees this sparkle in your eyes and he can’t help but melt)

Probably calls you a Cougar if you’re wearing something he deems “old” smh 😔

Also expect lots of “this reminded me of you”s and its the ugliest t-shirt you’ve ever seen

🧤 - Kyle Broflovski -

Ok he probably didn’t understand it at first and got kind of worried like

Is this your last resort 😔😔 he wouldn’t mind getting you something nice if you wanted 😔😔😔

You had to explain its a THING for you, like, it’s fun and you can find some pretty cool and cute things if you look hard enough!

Whatever, he wants to join in order to understand, and he surprisingly has good luck with good finds?? You’ll definitely force him to try at least ONE thing

Listen. This boy dresses himself like his mom still picks out his clothes ok. Button-ups, polos, nice jackets, Kyle’s a smartass and he wants to dress the part (😍) so for some reason it’s SO new to him, and he’s worried he’ll find something stupid and he won’t even know

Just wants your approval (he’s a sweaty nerd)

SURPRISINGLY, FINDS THE COOLEST THINGS! EVERY TIME!

Ok not every time but the matching old ass Terrance And Phillip shirts are a huge flex to him so hes happy

You’ll probably buy most of the things he shows you (they become your favorite and you wear them constantly)

Kyle and you are the same.like. “Oh this? Kyle found this necklace when we went thrifting together 🙄🙄”

And he’s constantly letting everyone know “Yeah this is a 1986 original Terrance And Phillip T-shirt matching with my partner 🙄🙄”

Everyone’s sick of it

You’ll go home with him after thrifting and Ike will TOTALLY make fun of you guys

Kyle, poor boy so In love, gets extremely giddy when you’re wearing something he found for you (blushing mess tbh)

Melts even more when you get some old stuffed animal for Ike and Ike ends up ADORING it (bonus brownie points from Sheila and Gerald)

He still doesn’t understand the whole thrift thing, I mean, newer clothes just last longer and fit his style more!! What!!

He enjoys going with you anyways and lovingly watches you get excited over small things like that <3

🎸 - Stan Marsh -

Crazy not so crazy, he’s actually gone a few times, really likes it too if it’s a good day

This, of course, makes you SUPER happy and you’re instantly dragging him to every spot South Park has

When he was with the goth kids, he remembered them talking about it, tried it for himself and was slightly obsessed for a bit

Indifferent about most of it, just likes going for the old band shirts or something with a funny graphic on it

Maybe a jacket or two as well

ACTUALLY he goes insane if there’s a cool looking varsity jacket or some jerseys yet to be worn

Although,,,,,,he has the worst luck with everything he cannot find anything good or something he likes,,,,

It’s either got shit stains or beer stains or god forbid SHARPIE or PAINT like WHY are these here

You gotta step in and hand him some of your luck, he wants his punk rock t-shirts or whatever 🙄 (he’s eternally grateful)

Thinks you look super cute in anything you’ve found, but gets slightly impatient if you’re taking too long in a dressing room or looking In the same section for too long

If there’s a certain band shirt you’re both looking for? He’s going to the ends of the earth (Just in South Park) to find it for you

Naturally, you’ll both have a blast just talking about where things have come from or chuckling over something funny looking

You’ll dress each other up in jackets too big for each other, it’s sweet and innocent 😭😭✊

Shelley caught wind of you two going thrifting every so often, she’ll kick out Stan and just wanna go with you 💀💀

Spoiler alert Shelley has TOO much fun with you and it becomes a thing (much to Stan’s dismay)

You’ll MOST LIKELY find stupid shit with her and constantly “hahaha Stan would look fucking STUPID in this”

“I know right!!”

Randy saw you wearing something you had found with Stan, thought it was Sharon’s for a while and was super confused 🤨🤨🤨

Overall, super fun chill time with the Marsh boy you love him, go get Ice cream with him after a haul ✊✊

🦝 - Eric Cartman -

“What the fuck are you wearing”

“It’s a cardigan I found doesn’t it look good!”

“Found where 💀💀💀”

ALSO DIDNT understand it and probably heard “shoplifting” instead of the former

You have to FORCE him to join you tbh and he suggested robbing Stan’s mom would get the job done faster, whatever

Pretends to be SUUUUPER bored and uninterested, like ugh he’s shopping? Says it’s totally gay

(SECRETLY LOVES SEEING YOU HAPPY 🥶)

Probably wouldn’t look around, just tag along while pretending to hate the entire experience (you know he doesn’t, you see his eyes go towards cool looking things in the shops)

Gets pretty impatient if he’s somewhere for too long, unless you REALLY beg him and find something that “meets his standards”

HATED thrifting until you found him a shirt without sleeves, looked corny as hell, had some bootleg graphic and inspirational quote and shit

Eric FELL IN LOVE WITH IT 😭😭 it showed off his muscles of course

You just HAD to get it for him, doesn’t stop wearing it, claims he found it until you give him the side eye

“We found it together 😍🙏”

“🤨”

You won’t go as often with him, but when you do (and when he’s not bitching about how boring it is), it’s actually a really fun time and he’ll make you crack tf up with snarky comments about things

He’s rude-funny and you are in love with it, especially when it’s towards something you like, you KNOW he doesn’t mean that bs towards you

Liane just HAD to mention that thrifting gets quite a lot of business in South Park, his con-man instincts went wild

Eric just wanted to start a business with you!! Resell items and clothes as if they were worth it! (They are not) fake stories galore!

Stop him before it’s too late please

DAMN WRITING FOR THEM HIS DIFFICULT, HOPE ITS IN CHARACTER, FIRST POST YALL 💀🙏

[koko-raccoon]

F/O and OC lists:

Fictional Others ❤ (note: I am not non-sharing and I do not mind doubles. In fact, I love doubles and I love finding other people who have the same favorites as me) :

Romantic:

Buster Moon 🎤 (Sing)

Teddy 🛠 (Bob's Burgers)

Cosmo 🔎 (IF)

The Captain/Admiral 🚢 (Queen Mary's Dark Harbor)

Caine 🦷 (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Lord Hater ⚡ (Wander Over Yonder)

Bill Cipher ⚠️ (Gravity Falls)

Yondu Udonta 💘 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Jaq/Sir Hugh 📿 (Cinderella)

Rudy 🎪 (Killer Klowns from Outer Space)

Michael Myers 🎃 (Halloween)

Earl the Squirrel 🎄 (Universal Studios)

Lord Garmadon 🐍 (The Lego Ninjago Movie)

Spider-Man Noir 🕸 (Spider-Man into the Spider-Verse)

Dale 🐿 (Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers)

Professor Membrane 🧠 (Invader Zim)

Honest John & Gideon 🦊🐱 (Pinocchio)

Vision 🤖 (MCU)

Platonic:

Timon 🦋 (The Lion King)

Crushes/low key an F/O but not officially one:

Husk 🎲 (Hazbin Hotel)

Bender 🍻 (Futurama)

Glinda 🎆 (Oz the Great and Powerful)

Casey Jr 🚂 (Dumbo)

Helen 🐌 (Bob's Burgers)

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Fan OCs (I have my own Original Characters but listing them would take up too much time and energy. But maybe someday I'll put it together)

Kylee 🏕 (Camp Lazlo)

Ebony ❄ (Prep and Landing)

Pumpkin 💅 (Prep and Landing)

Winter 🎙 (Prep and Landing)

Rudolph 😡 (The Muppets)

Princess 🍭 (Wreck-it Ralph)

Irene 🎬 (ParaNorman)

Sue 🎨 (Monsters University)

Tammy 💋 (Monsters University)

Danny  🛹 (Monsters University)

Olivia 📒 (Monsters University)

Kiwi 🍪 (Disney/Ducktales)

Raquel 💃 (Disney)

Birdie 🥊 (Disney)

Catalina 🙀 (Disney)

Pepper 📚 (The Boxtrolls)

Hamilton ✂️ (The Boxtrolls)

Chleo 🛼 (Wander Over Yonder)

Lady Luck 👓 (Cool World)

Squeaker 🌃 (Bojack Horseman)

Anna 🌕 (Gravity Falls)

April 💍 (Sing)

Hope 🌙 (Sing)

Tanya 👗 (Rock Dog)

Zynthia 🎶 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Cassandra 🎆 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Celestine 🌟 (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Juniper 👿 (The Lego Ninjago Movie)

Diane 💎 (Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers)

Midnight 🔮 (Eureeka's Castle)

Joliet 🔪 (Krampus)

Dina 🧨 (Killer Klowns From Outer Space)

Professor Ant 🐜 (James and the Giant Peach)

Quorra 🔫 (Star Wars)

Switch (AP-87) 🤖 (Star Wars)

Vulture 🐀 (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Waverly 👩‍⚕️ (Halloween 1978)

Martha 🎄 (The Grinch 2018)

Jack 🧜‍♀️ (Queen Mary's Dark Harbor)

Adam 🧟‍♂️ (Queen Mary's Dark Harbor)

Ivy ✨ (Onward)

Busby 🌵 (The Looney Tunes Show)

Kattan ��(The Looney Tunes Show)

Nona 🎸 (Kid Cosmic)

Minky 🎠 (Hazbin Hotel)

Yancy ♥️ (Hazbin Hotel)

Vivi 💨 (Encanto)

Beeb 💐 (Smiling Friends)

Misery(Julie) 🎭 (South Park)

Miss. Skunk 💥 (The Bad Guys)

Jingle Belle 🎁 (Despicable Me)

Francesca 😾 (Pinocchio)

Billie 🎮 (Bob's Burgers)

Joan 🛋 (Bob's Burgers)

Lily Belle 📄 (Mr. Peabody and Sherman)

Paula 🔧 (Futurama)

Lucky 🎤 (IF)

Lisa ☠ (Halloween Horror Nights)

Cubie  🎱 (The Amazing Digital Circus)

[joe-moi]

NAURRR not the ass eatin idk if i like to think this cause i’m delulu but I’d imagine he’s more of a toss you around type but in general I just think that’s hot so I may be projecting

We think he’s defs doing that! But also 😏😏

[joe-moi]

who do you prefer?

keep in mind this will not change the contents of this blog.

[joe-moi]

https://www.tumblr.com/joe-moi/734437062597591040/im-so-curious-if-you-could-do-a-poll-here-to-see

I feel like we know the answer is JK but it would be interesting to see the actual number of who is who

🐀 said that we need to have a both option because if it’s one or the other that’s a little “fan wars” ish and I agree

[joe-moi]

don’t be this person

don’t be this person, because you’ll get blocked like them! Like wtf even is this

[joe-moi]

cant wait for confirmation jk is in europe for the con bc he took a pic with some restaurant owner

I can’t wait for that! I need content!

Also, 🐀 just sent me this video and this is what NOT to do when you go to a con to meet either JQ or JK

warning! Its cringe and also James Franco (🤢)

[joe-moi]

is this a safe space to say that the way CSW types is kinda an ick 😅 like when she types like a 5 year old

Hahahahahahaha omg I just looked! You’re right! It’s like uwu pick me girl vibes. 🐀 and I just looked and came to that agreement

[joe-moi]

Let’s see how old we all are!

[joe-moi]

I want to apologize for sending in the political anon. As a jew who is pro-Palestine, it was heartbreaking for me. I should have privately messaged you. Thank you for remaining one of the few fun places I can go during this time. I respect your decision not to discuss this topic here 🫶

Thank you for your post. It was going to come up eventually and did need to be addressed.

We are sorry for you hurt and pain. Sending you all the ❤️

[joe-moi]

https://x.com/popbase/status/1716682331476644050?s=46

👀😬 This is cringe and unlike other blogs, I can't blindly baby him and support his decision to be tied to this Zionist propaganda. He should know better, esp since London just had one of the biggest pro-Palestine rallies last week. Embarrassed is an understatement.

(you don't have to post this, by the way)

We are going to use this post as a little PSA, that we will not be talking about politics on here. Strictly, because, bringing up politics can lead to a very heated discussion, and it’s not a discussion that we care to entertain.

In this particular case, we do not agree with what he’s just done. But we don’t have enough knowledge to get into a discussion about this.

[joe-moi]

Discord would just be another platform to gossip but also more controlled, cause you don’t have to worry about the post limit or anons sending hate etc.

I think we will think about it! It depends on how much hate we get! Most of yall are so lovely and want to talk about this with us!

however some people have already started sending hate this morning. If you have such a problem with this blog leave and block us. This is our opinions and thoughts, it’s not to be taken as bible. If you continue to send mean messages we will block you. Either way they won’t be posted so just stop and leave.

[joe-moi]

y’all should start a discord

👀 what would you want to see out of a discord?

[joe-moi]

hey!

I’m industry adjacent and can confirm that K & J met through Luna. They were spotted out together last week but I can’t comment on the status of their relationship.

London Industry Circles are v. v. small so everyone kind of knows everybodies business.

OK here’s the ask we got last night. It’s the exact same thing that was sent into VP. Minus the little extra paragraph about how the friend knows this information. Notice how the extra paragraph was added after we called them out for being fishy? You can file this one under the bullshit category.

We weren’t going to post this, but because VP already did and yall have seen it, we decided to prove they sent us the same thing.

[joe-moi]

If y’all could date any jk fictional character, including gator and teacake (who we know nothing about) who would it be?

I’d say Steve (after he got over Nancy) and maybe Kurt cause I feel like I could fix him 😭

🛼 - I’d date teacake (for reasons I’m not saying but I read the book), and Steve because duh. I also think i could fix Kurt but he would be intimidated by me I think. 🐀-Kurt my murderous love, and also Steve but Steve would never date me 😂