#🚼 || event; first child

[oflostinfound]

|| 💛 ||: ❝ You know you're getting weird craving when your brain says something along the lines of "You know what would be good right now? Sea salted crickets and the rarest steak known to man or daemon" ❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Worst part is I got unnecessarily grumpy when I realize we don't keep meat in the house and we didn't have any sea salted crickets. I've only had those once on a dare and I used to think they were disgusting. ❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Guess I'll have some tea and peanut butter toast or something. ❞

[mrsshabana]

Anonymous asked:

"You know what, fuck it! I'm joining on the bandwagon too!

My question would be how, if by some big one in a million odds, would Gyutaro handle a human baby.

Mostly asking this because I'm obsessed with cheesy humor and puns and I wanna picture the doc. Telling Gyutaro and Y/n , "Well AGAINST ALL ODDS, you two are gonna have a human baby. What are odds ey?"

Seriously I love when writers reference their title in their writing, idk why but it always makes me smile. And I loved it when you did it twice!"

If Gyutaro had a human child 🚼

♥AN: Thank you, and I'll probably do it again! I like doing that at important events. (This takes place in the Against All Odds universe) (✿◡‿◡)

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Gyutaro would be extremely relieved if he found out that you were pregnant with a human baby. Because the stress and the risks involved with your body would decrease drastically. Your survival rate would be much much higher when pregnant with a human baby.

And your well being comes first, so that would make Gyutaro feel so much better.

Now, he'd still be anxious because he has no idea how to raise a human child. But he's been with you long enough that he's learned to be gentle. So he isn't worried that he will accidentally hurt the baby, he's just worried that he won't be able to care for them properly.

Gyutaro will be very protective over a human baby. He'd be the parent that wouldn't let anyone near his child. The only people that he'd let hold the baby is your parents. He'd even be hesitant about letting Ume hold them since she's a demon. He'd literally force her to take classes on how to care for babies before he lets her touch them.

Gyutaro will do everything in his power to be a stay at home dad. He begs you to go back to work so he can stay home with the baby all day. He knows that he's much stronger than you, so he feels like he could protect the baby better. He trusts you, but he just gets lots of anxiety that something bad will happen if he's not around.

If he needs to take the baby somewhere, he has them strapped to his chest in one of those baby carriers. Even when he's just chilling at home he still likes to have the carrier on. The baby needs to be as close as possible for him to feel that they'll be ok. If his sight ever leaves the baby he gets anxiety.

He likes taking the baby to the park when the weather is nice. When you get home from work he'll show you the dozens of photos that he took. And you'll notice that the baby is wrapped in a giant burrito made of blankets. He says that he has to use blankets because bubble wrap isn't safe and the baby needs extra protection when going outside.

He'd be a great dad though. Very overprotective and a bit overbearing. But he'd try his best to give his child everything that he wishes that he had when he was growing up.

Repost from my old blog mrsshabana-archive

[oflostinfound]

They're fretting, nervous, and it's showing in how they're trying to keep themself busy. Cleaning, knitting, sewing, or rearranging the work-in-progress nest of their's, they're moving around a lot for someone who was refusing to do much for the past few days.

[oflostinfound]

@heamvir replied to your post “|| 💛 ||: ❝ Oh Spirits- either this kid has my...”:

Hesper got up from where they sat reading one of their kid's books "I go get mama now?" they questioned, ready to fucking book it once given the order.

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Yes-- Yes kiddo, go get mama. ❞

By the Spirits AND the Seventy-Two this fucking hurt. They'd hoped they had a least another day, but it seems like the baby decided otherwise.

[oflostinfound]

|| 💛 ||: ❝ You're-- You're fine, darling. ❞

They breathe, snatching up the potion the moment it's offered and just downing the entire thing. Size difference or not at this point they didn't care, they just wanted the pain to go away and to have this fucking egg already.

Once downed the hold out the empty bottle to their partner, giving a weak, perhaps even nervous, smile,

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Thank you- darling. How long does it normally take to kick in? ❞

Probably a question they should've asked earlier but oh well.

"Of course; Of course. I-I'm sorry." Somnus closed his hand and then opened it again, a potion appearing in his palm "H-Here; this is what they gave me for pain. Hopefully it helps. M-Maybe start slowly with it just in case it's too strong? I don't know because of our size differences..."

A lot of words to say to a person actively in the middle of laying an egg but he didn't fully understand how bad it could get, yet. Hopefully this would be the worst of it; though.

[oflostinfound]

|| 💛 ||: ❝ You know I'm excited about having a child, really. Nervous, but excited. ❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ But by the fucking Spirits I want this thing out of me Right! Now! ❞

[oflostinfound]

|| 💛 ||: " Spirits Dammit I almost forgot about her birthday! Fuck me what am I going to do? "

[oflostinfound]

Some quick information mostly for my own reference about this one's pregnancy

They'll carry the egg for about a month in which case at the end they'll lay it - then two to three months later it will hatch - the event would go for that same amount of time

Keeping track of their pregnancy in "trimesters" while they're carrying the egg - Each should last roughly about a week and a half. They are going to be very very tired because of how quickly their body makes the egg.

It will be visible by the middle to end of the first "trimester" - If they let you touch their belly it will be firm but still slightly squishy, the egg's shell only truly hardens after they lay it. Their body is making one relative to their size as opposed to the normal size of their kind (3-4ft)

There are some odd symptoms that I'm talking about with the other parent that are abnormal for their kind. However most of Hax's symptoms are based off how leopard geckos act. Because Hax is essentially a gecko.

Being a gecko-like daemon who currently lacks their tail, they might be weaker as the pregnancy goes on due to not having that reserve that a tail provides. They'd need to eat a bit more to counter that, but might lack that motivation as they really just want to rest until the baby is out.

Getting closer to the day they'll lay they egg they may get extra aggressive- to the point of lashing out at people who they haven't already deemed as "safe" (usually only the other parents and close relatives)

Date Started: 3/3

First "Trimester": 3/3 - 3/12

Second "Trimester": 3/13 - 3/22

Third "Trimester": 3/23 - 4/1

Egg Arrival: 4/2 - 4/5

Estimated dates of course

[oflostinfound]

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ Or sooner, if they're headstrong. I keep telling them to rest and yet... ❞

She gestures to the spread, another light giggle leaving her. Sitting cross legged on the ground once all the treats were laid out, she then proceeds to pour out some of the tea into two small ceramic cups she'd brought along.

Simple things, but sturdy, hand made- though she wished she could say it was by her own hand. Indeed the owner of the cabin left behind many things for her.

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ That's good to hear, they put a lot of time into the food. Uh... but the tea I chose myself. Masala Chai. I thought it would go well with the cinnamon sugar pastries. ❞

She holds up the cup for the king to take. Equally as polite in her movements, save for a light quirk of the brow at the way he was holding the handkerchief to his mouth, the way she hold the cup up and bows her head slightly. Then nodding lightly as he explains her friend overlooking mentioning her to him,

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ Hax can be... protective of me, no matter if you are friendly looking or not. They forget that I can handle myself sometimes. ❞

A shrug, the teen sighing,

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ I'm just glad they trusted me to bring this to you. I don't want to imagine them trying to make the trip here. And now I can meet the person who left that- fascinating rose for them. ❞

Her ears perk up suddenly,

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ I have never seen a rose like that before, the natural golden color on the edge of the petals, the way it never wilts, it's amazing! I assume this flower is native to this place- Xandora, yes? ❞

[.:♔:.] Lord Alexander smiles, he never really had anyone curtsy for him before, it was very much welcomed and appreciated. His nose would twitch periodically, catching whiffs of the various warm scents of baked goods and fresh tea. Everything looked absolutely delicious. Automatically he began pulling a handkerchief out from one of his golden cuffs, pressing the cloth onto his mouth as he felt himself began to drool. He did not want the smaller demoness to see, lest he put her off by such a wonderful spread. He looked as thought he was nursing a mouth injury.

“Ah…I’m sure that comes with baring a child…they’ll come around once all is said and done.”

He lowered his handkerchief and smiled sheepishly, at the comment about the garden. He had indeed paused to sniff at the flowers and other plants they had growing. As per his nature.

“They are indeed correct.” He puffed himself up looking more distinguished, playing himself up more. “Food is my love language.” He bubbled, settling back down and lacing his talons together polite as he watches Eath finish setting out the rest of the treats, his tail waving happily behind him.

At Eath’s question the king sits up, looking more serious, a rueful smile on his face now. “Well…not really my dear. Though, I see why. It was more than likely to keep you safe…I’m not the friendliest looking creature. I would of done the same thing.” He explains, choosing to forgo mention the fact that their first meeting involved him nearly devouring them.

He could very well understand not bringing their family into the mix. Alexander was dangerous as he was dignified.

[oflostinfound]

@heamvir the big news

They're trilling softly as they take a seat next to him, snuggling up besides the celestial.

|| 💛 ||: ❝ I didn't know how to make the announcement all big and fancy, so I think I just have to say it. ❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ I'm very sure I'm pregnant, my love. ❞

[oflostinfound]

Aggressive Hissing

[oflostinfound]

|| 💛 ||: ❝ If I didn't have the irresistible urge to claw at anyone who gets too close to me right now- Well, you can guess~ ❞

[oflostinfound]

|| 💛 ||: ❝ I have to go to the store and get some ingredients. I need matcha powder and I know the local market has some. Then I have to actually make the batter, gotta beat the eggs and add everything in in order and at the right amounts, get the fire going in the oven so it's at the right temperature for the cake to bake properly. I have to make sure we have enough wood for that- if not maybe I can hint at Eath to chop some... ❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Then of course comes frosting the cake, decorating it- skipping the candles because Eath and fire don't mix but... yes. That's pretty much all it takes. ❞

Phosa narrows her eyes in clear suspicion. “And… just how much work would a cake take?”

She remembers making a cake being a giant mess. But to be fair, she and Linast hadn’t exactly known how to cook at the time.

[oflostinfound]

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Oh Spirits- either this kid has my sense of humor... O-Or it's time to have this thing. ❞

[oflostinfound]

There is just a chicken in the sink.

It’s sitting there clucking.

Soft hissing.

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ Hax please don't attack the sink chicken. ❞

Saying that she will scoop it up into her arms and start walking outside. No reason to risk it.

[oflostinfound]

Hours pass after they're laid down in the nest, holding the hand of their lover as their body decided it was time to bring a new life into the world. On one of their favorite holidays no less, seems their child already had a sense of humor as they'd claimed earlier.

But finally, finally, after hours of labor, the egg is cleaned off and placed in their arms. Not yet the adorable crying baby they were waiting for, but a start. The start of their family.

It's different from the egg their species was known to lay. A perfect sphere as opposed to the normal oblong shape, with golden stars swirling under a deep maroon crystalline shell, obscuring any view of the growing baby within. Yet the sight alone still has them tearing up, crying as they cradle the egg their body had spent the entire month making. Not being able to help themself as they place a kiss against the top of it's shell, place it safely within the nest, and curl around it to fall asleep.