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[anatheyma]

i was logging in and accidentally typed gmaim instead of gmail and my brain went "call me g- maim the way i'm always maiming that g-spot" and it was so horrible i just had to let you know

[highwarlockkareena]

the 'contributions to our friendship' was jackie trying to make me watch *more* twilight...

[disease]

nice... now how do i block myself?

[litchkiing]

you guys suck you’re not riding my adventure time nyquil wave with me and now we’re breaking up. 🚫

[pondslime]

Have you watched an American Werewolf in Paris 😭 It's so bad

NO and I actively REFUSE hfsdjhfsdfdjsfdjsh

[hexjulia]

i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.

[alexythimya]

My worst groups being in the middle of the day is I guess good bc I'm kind of flung into it midday w.o having to think about it much

[quietblissxx]

No one 👏 wants 👏 unsolicited 👏dick pics

[outerspacetown]

inspired by this legendary post by @samberriez !

[lagsemantics]

(missing the) target practice

*points at its 'ask me about my transformers rarepairs' shirt*

[wyllzel]

Like moons make swell and wane the nescient seas, so too the sky-strewn gods ordain the tidal fates of mortal days. And yet - a notion born in lonely hours - come ebb, come flow, come all that is beyond the breadth of our dominion: be a moon unto yourself. - ELMINSTER, ACT II

[raysaysidkman]

*loud incorrect button noise*

I swear I'm normal

[brainrotcharacters]

What if Penelope always saw the monster Odysseus could become? From the moment they met to the moment they married and she moved to Ithaca and they had Telemachus, it was there... Behind her husband's eyes, in certain lights. She tested it, sometimes. Schemed and poked what it would take to flip that switch. Odysseus never did, too drunk in love and happy before the Trojan war. So Penelope and that Spartan strategist's mind let him go. Let him fulfill his duty as man of the house and a soldier of Greece.

He comes back feral. He comes back deathly quiet after twenty years. And hears the suitors plan to mutilate Telemachus, to rape Penelope as a group. Odysseus snaps, and snaps into place. There's that mental lever Penelope had been looking for. He redefined the Spartan legends that Penelope grew up with. He deserves her for that alone, and she's set up the long game for too damn long to know anything else except being his wife and the mother of their son and the queen of their kingdom. But before him, she was a princess of Sparta.

Penelope, who looked at Odysseus with the same adoration when they got married, to when he returned with his hands caked in the blood of the suitors. Odysseus, who spent a single second and forgot which Spartan he married.

[missmisandrytabletalk]

one of the myriad things that I vehemently want the 5th wave of feminism to achieve is getting pornography and prostitution/sex work banned from the face of this planet. like get every porn site wiped off from the internet. and yes that includes getting rid of the OF too. we've seen enough of the capitalisation of sex or precisely of women & young girls. I mean after a noticeably exponential increase in the cases of sex/child trafficking from the past many years, it leaves us no choice but to eradicate it once and for all.

[tiffycat]

Some brothers bonding :]

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