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[anatheyma]

i was logging in and accidentally typed gmaim instead of gmail and my brain went "call me g- maim the way i'm always maiming that g-spot" and it was so horrible i just had to let you know

[highwarlockkareena]

the 'contributions to our friendship' was jackie trying to make me watch *more* twilight...

[disease]

nice... now how do i block myself?

[litchkiing]

you guys suck you’re not riding my adventure time nyquil wave with me and now we’re breaking up. 🚫

[pondslime]

Have you watched an American Werewolf in Paris 😭 It's so bad

NO and I actively REFUSE hfsdjhfsdfdjsfdjsh

[quietblissxx]

No one 👏 wants 👏 unsolicited 👏dick pics

[outerspacetown]

inspired by this legendary post by @samberriez !

[lagsemantics]

(missing the) target practice

*points at its 'ask me about my transformers rarepairs' shirt*

[ainawgsd]

Just a reminder with spring on the horizon and gifts of flowers being more common, LILIES ARE TOXIC TO CATS!

And by TOXIC I mean even just a few pollen grains or the water from a vase holding cut lilies or even just biting into a stem or leaf can cause fatal kidney failure.

If you have cats, please keep true lilies (any plant from the genus Lilium) out of your home or garden

[wyllzel]

Like moons make swell and wane the nescient seas, so too the sky-strewn gods ordain the tidal fates of mortal days. And yet - a notion born in lonely hours - come ebb, come flow, come all that is beyond the breadth of our dominion: be a moon unto yourself. - ELMINSTER, ACT II

[missmisandrytabletalk]

one of the myriad things that I vehemently want the 5th wave of feminism to achieve is getting pornography and prostitution/sex work banned from the face of this planet. like get every porn site wiped off from the internet. and yes that includes getting rid of the OF too. we've seen enough of the capitalisation of sex or precisely of women & young girls. I mean after a noticeably exponential increase in the cases of sex/child trafficking from the past many years, it leaves us no choice but to eradicate it once and for all.

[raysaysidkman]

*loud incorrect button noise*

I swear I'm normal

[tiffycat]

Some brothers bonding :]

Drawn for the DC Gatcha for Gaza, be sure to check it out and donate

[prefer-to-be-vilified]

Enid: Not that I don’t want to spend more time with you guys but my moms coming to pick me up soon so I should probably head back to the dorms and wait for her.

Morticia: Wednesday has told us much about your mother darling and we were very displeased to hear about how she treats you. So we’re going to bring you home with us.

Gomez: *locks the car doors*

Enid: …am I being kidnapped?

Gomez: No, no of course not.

Enid: So I can go?

Morticia: Well—

Gomez: The thing is—

Wednesday: No.

Morticia: It’s only temporary. We’ll bring you back with Wednesday for the new semester.

Wednesday: Thing has already delivered your mother the ransom note.

Gomez: A good fright will be exactly what she needs to appreciate her unique and most lovely daughter.

Enid:

Enid: This might as well happen. Can we get ice cream on the way back to your place?

Morticia: Certainly. Lurch! Take us to a parlour.

[scarliefrancis]

MELANIE GRIFFITH & DEMI MOORE — Now and Then (1995) dir. Lesli Linka Glatter