#😾 Paws Not Claws 😾

[lovebandit42069]

POV: You're Bojack and you want to bother Princess Carolyn with some bullshit but her paramour looks like it can and will kick your ass if you say even just one word to her

(It/Its pronouns for Butterscotch)

Character Featured: Butterscotch Peanutbutter

(Minors and Proship please do not interact)

[kidfoundonstreets]

meow

Oh meow goodnes 🙀, you're top kitty cat comment with no replies? 😼 Meow I'm about to upgrade from this kitty litter thread 😹 and take a furry purry cat bus all the way to karma town, 😻😻 meow!!!! 🐈

Edit 🐱: you have got to be kitten meow 😿😿 meow thought this puddy cat would get sum pawsitive uplicks, not downdogs!!!! 😿😿😿

🐈: im am cat miaow

Edit 😾: meow am a 😼 tough kitty kat 😼 with cattitude and claws to match 😾💅

Edit 😽🐾: we need to paws all this hate 😿😿!!!! Meow 😻 going to roll around in nummy nummy catnip 😻😻😻😻

Edit...🐶: What the meow 🙀?!?! Why did a woofer 🐕 pawjack my meow meow 😼 kitty cat edit????? -hisses- 😾😾

[toffeelemon]

gatorade😾💛🖤

i wrote a lil dumb gatorade pov for the birthday boy @prince-simon because i am a dumb - enjoy

me, my human, and his human

My human is a bit of an asshole. I love him anyway. 

Sometimes I forget why I actually hate him - maybe it’s because all humans are assholes, and then I met him, this crazy guy who just picked me up off the streets and stole me to his own home.

It’s nice here though. I can lie outside the room to toast my belly in the sun, my human always throws food at me if I just yell at him, and there’s even yummy fish to snack on. 

My human disappears for days at a time sometimes. I wonder where he goes during the day. What do humans with fluffy heads and smooth skin do all day?

My human has brought another human home. He doesn’t always do that. Once or twice he’ll bring other humans home, people who cover more of their skin with fabric unlike my stupid human. I think they’re family - they have the same fluffy hair and brown skin.

This new guy though - he has big paws that are the colour of milk, and floppy hair. He’s nice to me.

My human makes angry noises when I’m being nice back to his new human, which is funny, so I just do it more. Floppy Head has soft paws and he gives nice back scratches.

Floppy Head’s face leaks. Why do humans do that? Is he okay? 

My man Fluffy Head pets Floppy Head, and Floppy Head makes happy noises again. 

My human always makes angry noises at me. Floppy Head speaks slightly differently though, human noises that are not familiar to me, but he sounds like he’s saying nice things. I meow nice things back at him.

Floppy Head keeps coming back after going outside for the day. Maybe my human has stolen more fledglings from the street and took them home again. I guess this makes Floppy Head my buddy. Floppy Head looks happy to be here, and I like him being here too - I don’t even need to yell to get food. Floppy Head loves feeding me, and he likes digging into soil with his paws. (I don’t understand it, but it’s fun.)

Floppy Head gets to sleep with my human, which is - fine, I didn’t want to snuggle with that asshole anyway, but I’m glad he found a human to keep. 

Then one day my human doesn’t come back with his human. I claw and bite at him because I miss his human. Stupid asshole can’t even keep his human! At least he looks like he misses his human too. Sometimes his face is leaky. Is that what humans do when they’re sad?

It’s been so long of just me and my human alone in his home. He disappeared for days at a time, and then he came home walking all weird. He always jumps awake in his sleep. It almost makes me wanna sleep next to him, so he has someone to accompany him. But he’s a stupid asshole, so I won’t.

One day Floppy Head finally comes back, by himself, without my human. I didn’t recognise him at first - but I remembered how nice he is, and he doesn’t shout at me even when I claw and bite. He’s learning to make human noises like Fluffy Head - not that I understand a word of what he’s saying anyway. Humans are weird.

Fluffy Head is better at keeping his human this time - Floppy Head came back home, and doesn’t leave anymore. They’re always petting each other, touching noses, and staying in bed forever together. 

My human seems less pissy when his human is around. I can’t ever be nice to him, because he’s an asshole, but at least I can be nice to his human. I’m glad Floppy Head is back.

[miaulogy]

☆ cat-themed neopronouns :

requested by ☁️ anon!

total pronouns listed: 162

general:

cat/cats/catself

kat/kats/katself

the cat/the cat's/itself

it/its/itself

kit/kits/kitself

kit/kitty/kittyself

kit/kitten/kittenself

kitty/kittys/kittyself

kitten/kittens/kittenself

paw/paws/pawself

claw/claws/clawself

toe/bean/toebeanself

bean/beans/beanself

whisk/whisker/whiskerself

whisker/whiskers/whiskerself

ke/ker/kerself

tail/tails/tailself

fur/furs/furself

purr/purrs/purrself

prr/prrs/prrself

mrrp/mrrps/mrrpself

mrr/mrrs/mrrself

hiss/hiss/hisself

meow/meows/meowself

mew/mews/mewself

miau/miaus/miauself

mau/maus/mauself

nya/nyan/nyanself

play/plays/playself

wool/wools/woolself

sleep/sleeps/sleepself

zzz/zzzs/zzzself

nap/naps/napself

blanket/blankets/blanketself

pet/pets/petself

pat/pats/patself

soft/softs/softself

fluff/fluffs/fluffself

fuzz/fuzz/fuzzelf

mou/mous/mouself

mou/mouse/mouself

rat/rats/ratself

hunt/hunts/huntself

scratch/scratchs/scratchself

fang/fangs/fangself

teeth/teeth/teethself

bite/bites/biteself

feli/felis/feliself

feline/felines/felineself

fel/fels/felself

lin/lins/linself

li/lin/linself

feral/ferals/feralself

:3/:3s/:3self

>:3/>:3/>:3self

:'3/:'3s/:'3self

=^._.^=/=^._.^=s/=^._.^=self

cat breeds:

per/pers/perself

sia/sian/sianself

pers/persian/persianself

maine/maines/maineself

coon/coons/coonself

maine/coon/mainecoonself

bri/bris/briself

ame/amer/amerself

exo/exos/exoself

eur/eurs/eurself

short/hair/shorthairself

bengal/bengals/bengalself

gal/gals/galself

sia/siam/siamself

me/mes/meself

siam/siamese/siameself

sphynx/sphynxs/sphynxself

phy/phyn/phynself

ragdoll/ragdolls/ragdollself

rag/doll/ragdollself

doll/dolls/dollself

munch/munchs/munchself

ki/kin/kinself

munch/kin/munchkinself

munchkin/munchkins/munchkinself

scott/scotts/scottsef

co/cott/cottself

co/cos/coself

fold/folds/foldself

nor/nors/norself

norw/norws/norwself

for/forest/forestself

forest/forests/forestself

siber/sibers/siberself

sib/sibs/sibself

ber/bers/berself

ia/ian/ianself

sav/savs/savself

sav/savannah/savannahself

savannah/savannahs/savannahself

tu/tur/turself

ang/angs/angself

gor/gors/gorself

hima/himas/himaself

laya/layan/layanself

ru/rus/ruself

blue/blues/blueself

bir/birs/birself

birm/birman/birmanself

abyss/abyss/abysself

char/chars/charself

treux/treuxs/treuxself

bom/boms/bomself

bay/bays/bayself

burm/burmese/burmeself

som/soms/somself

mali/malis/maliself

muff/muffs/muffself

muffin/muffins/muffinself

curl/curls/curlself

donk/donks/donkself

don/dons/donself

koy/koys/koyself

low/lows/lowself

ow/ows/owself

va/van/vanself

van/vans/vanself

toy/toys/toyself

ge/ger/gerself

ger/gers/gerself

manx/manxs/manxself

hav/havana/havanaself

van/vana/vanaself

brown/browns/brownself

rex/rexs/rexself

cy/cym/cymself

pe/per/perself

laper/laperm/lapermself

korat/korats/koratself

tok/tokin/tokinself

bob/bobs/bobself

burm/burmill/burmillself

lykoi/lykois/lykoiself

neb/nebs/nebself

emojiself:

😺/😺s/😺self

😸/😸s/😸self

😹/😹s/😹self

😻/😻s/😻self

😼/😼s/😼self

😽/😽s/😽self

🙀/🙀s/🙀self

😿/😿s/😿self

😾/😾s/😾self

🐱/🐱s/🐱self

🐈/🐈s/🐈self

🦷/🦷s/🦷self

🐭/🐭s/🐭self

🐁/🐁s/🐁self

🐾/🐾s/🐾self

🧵/🧵s/🧵self

🧶/🧶s/🧶self

🧺/🧺s/🧺self

🌚/🌚s/🌚self

🌜/🌜s/🌜self

💤/💤s/💤self

[DNI: Fatphobes, queerphobes, racists, ableists, anti-mogai, anti-endo, transmeds/truscums, terfs/swerfs/tehms, invalidate any mspec identity (including mspec lesbians/gays/straights), antisemites, proshippers/anti-antis.]

[pronounsrus]

Cat theme

warning: none

Ag/Agile/Agiles/Agile's/Agileself

Bea/Bean/Beans/Bean's/Beanself

Bob/Cat/Bobcats/Bobcat's/Bobcatself

Cat/Cat/Cats/Cat's/Catself

Claw/Claw/Claws/Claw's/Claw/Clawself

Cat/Nap/Catnaps/Catnap's/Catnapself

Cat/Nip/Catnips/Catnip's/Catnipself

Cur/Curious/Curious'/Curious's/Curiousself

Chee/Cheetah/Cheetahs/Cheetah's/Cheetahself

Cou/Cougar/Cougars/Cougar's/Cougarself

Cal/Calico/Calicos/Calico's/Calicoself

Ear/Ear/Ears/Ear's/Earself

Fur/Fur/Furs/Fur's/Furself

Flu/Fluff/Fluffys/Fluffy's/Fluffyself

Fe/Feline/Felines/Feline's/Felineself

Feral/Cat/Feral cats/Feral cat's/Feral catself

Fan/Fang/Fangs/Fang's/Fangself

Growl/Growl/Growls/Growl's/Growlself

Hiss/Hiss/Hiss'/Hiss's/Hissself

Hiss/Hiss/Hissings/Hissing's/Hissingself

House/Cat/House cats/House cat's/House catself

Hun/Hunt/Hunts/Hunt's/Huntself

Jag/Jaguar/Jaguars/Jaguar's/Jaguarself

Ja/Jaw/Jaws/Jaw's/Jawself

Kit/Kitty/Kittys/Kitty's/Kittyself

Kit/Kitten/Kittens/Kitten's/Kittenself

Lit/Litter/Litters/Litter's/Litterself

Li/Lion/Lions/Lion's/Lionself

Li/Lion/Lioness'/Lioness's/Lionessself

Leo/Leopard/Leopards/Leopard's/Leopardself

Ly/Lynx/Lynxes/Lynx's/Linxself

Meo/Meow/Meows/Meow's/Meowself

Mew/Mew/Mews/Mew's/Meowself

Meo/Meow/Meowings/Meowing's/Meowingself

Ni/Nine/Nines/Nine's/Nineself

Nine/Lives/Nine lives/Nine lives'/Nine liveself

Pa/Paw/Paws/Paw's/Pawself

Pur/Purr/Purrs/Purr's/Purrself

Pur/Purr/Purrings/Purring's/Purringself

Pet/Pet/Pets/Pet's/Petself

Pan/Panther/Panthers/Panther's/Pantherself

Pu/Puma/Pumas/Puma's/Pumaself

Pad/Padded/Paddeds/Padded's/Paddedself

Pou/Pounce/Pounces/Pounce's/Pounceself

Prow/Prowl/Prowls/Proewl's/Prowlself

Scrat/Scratch/Scratchs/Scratch's/Scratchself

Sof/Soft/Softs/Soft's/Softself

Snow/Leopard/Snow leopards/Snow leopard's/Snow leopardself

Stray/Stray/Strays/Stray's/Strayself

Stray/Cat/Stray cats/Stray cat's/Stray catself

Tai/Tail/Tails/Tail's/Tailself

Tig/Tigger/Tiggers/Tigger's/Tiggerself

Tom/Cat/Tomcats/Tomcat's/Tomcatself

Tab/Tabby/Tabbys/Tabby's/Tabbyself

Tabby/Cat/Tabby cats/Tabby cat's/Tabby catself

Toe/Bean/Toe beans/Toe bean's/Toe beanself

Wisk/Wisker/Wiskers/Wisker's/Wiskerself

War/Warm/Warms/Warm's/Warmself

Wild/Cat/Wildcats/Wildcat's/Wildcatself

Yaw/Yawn/Yawns/Yawn's/Yawnself

Yar/Yarn/Yarns/Yarn's/Yarnself

🐱/🐱/🐱s/🐱's/🐱self

🐈/🐈/🐈s/🐈's/🐈self

🦁/🦁/🦁s/🦁's/🦁self

🐯/🐯/🐯s/🐯's/🐯self

🐅/🐅/🐅s/🐅's/🐅self

🐾/🐾/🐾s/🐾's/🐾self

🐆/🐆/🐆s/🐆's/🐆self

🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛s/🐈‍⬛'s/🐈‍⬛self

😹/😹/😹s/😹's/😹self

😾/😾/😾s/😾's/😾self

😸/😸/😸s/😸's/😸self

😽/😽/😽s/😽's/😽self

😿/😿/😿s/😿's/😿self

🙀/🙀/🙀s/🙀's/🙀self

😻/😻/😻s/😻's/😻self

😼/😼/😼s/😼's/😼self

😺/😺/😺s/😺's/😺self

🧶/🧶/🧶s/🧶's/🧶self

[stygicniron]

😾 (highnoonbright)

Meme: Nico and his cat hoard-- 😾 - Giant jackass cat, no love unless treat, don’t pet-- @highnoonbright

“Ah, gods, Neko!”

Nico snapped, tucking his toes up under his legs before he glared down at the black cat in the spot where his toes used to be just a moment before. Sure, he knew that calling a cat “cat” in another language wasn’t exactly the most creative name, but it stuck. What seemed to stick out about the cat even more was the fact that Neko liked to bite at things. And claw at things, don’t forget about the clawing too.

His interest in exactly what he bit and chewed at seemed to vary from the sides of coach to newspapers. What he liked to bite most at the moment was any stocking-ed feet within paw reach. Nico toes throbbed painfully as he glared down at the feline, small dab of white under his chin on his otherwise black coat sticking out as he rolled on his back.

“You don’t look innocent, you know. I know it was you.”