#😾 Paws Not Claws 😾
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lovebandit42069 · 2 days ago
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POV: You're Bojack and you want to bother Princess Carolyn with some bullshit but her paramour looks like it can and will kick your ass if you say even just one word to her
(It/Its pronouns for Butterscotch)
Character Featured: Butterscotch Peanutbutter
(Minors and Proship please do not interact)
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kidfoundonstreets · 2 months ago
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meow
Oh meow goodnes 🙀, you're top kitty cat comment with no replies? 😼 Meow I'm about to upgrade from this kitty litter thread 😹 and take a furry purry cat bus all the way to karma town, 😻😻 meow!!!! 🐈
Edit 🐱: you have got to be kitten meow 😿😿 meow thought this puddy cat would get sum pawsitive uplicks, not downdogs!!!! 😿😿😿
🐈: im am cat miaow
Edit 😾: meow am a 😼 tough kitty kat 😼 with cattitude and claws to match 😾💅
Edit 😽🐾: we need to paws all this hate 😿😿!!!! Meow 😻 going to roll around in nummy nummy catnip 😻😻😻😻
Edit...🐶: What the meow 🙀?!?! Why did a woofer 🐕 pawjack my meow meow 😼 kitty cat edit????? -hisses- 😾😾
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huntinglove · 2 months ago
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😾 << This cat protects you from the jerks of the internet!!
GROWL HISS HISS GRRRR (@ your bullies) (I really wish there was a paw with claws attacking emoji)
😸😻 Mrowww purrr (@ you :3)
Awww, what a sweet kitty!! Thank you lil buddy!! 💙💙💙
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toffeelemon · 3 years ago
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gatorade😾💛🖤
i wrote a lil dumb gatorade pov for the birthday boy @prince-simon because i am a dumb - enjoy
me, my human, and his human
My human is a bit of an asshole. I love him anyway. 
Sometimes I forget why I actually hate him - maybe it’s because all humans are assholes, and then I met him, this crazy guy who just picked me up off the streets and stole me to his own home.
It’s nice here though. I can lie outside the room to toast my belly in the sun, my human always throws food at me if I just yell at him, and there’s even yummy fish to snack on. 
My human disappears for days at a time sometimes. I wonder where he goes during the day. What do humans with fluffy heads and smooth skin do all day?
My human has brought another human home. He doesn’t always do that. Once or twice he’ll bring other humans home, people who cover more of their skin with fabric unlike my stupid human. I think they’re family - they have the same fluffy hair and brown skin.
This new guy though - he has big paws that are the colour of milk, and floppy hair. He’s nice to me.
My human makes angry noises when I’m being nice back to his new human, which is funny, so I just do it more. Floppy Head has soft paws and he gives nice back scratches.
Floppy Head’s face leaks. Why do humans do that? Is he okay? 
My man Fluffy Head pets Floppy Head, and Floppy Head makes happy noises again. 
My human always makes angry noises at me. Floppy Head speaks slightly differently though, human noises that are not familiar to me, but he sounds like he’s saying nice things. I meow nice things back at him.
Floppy Head keeps coming back after going outside for the day. Maybe my human has stolen more fledglings from the street and took them home again. I guess this makes Floppy Head my buddy. Floppy Head looks happy to be here, and I like him being here too - I don’t even need to yell to get food. Floppy Head loves feeding me, and he likes digging into soil with his paws. (I don’t understand it, but it’s fun.)
Floppy Head gets to sleep with my human, which is - fine, I didn’t want to snuggle with that asshole anyway, but I’m glad he found a human to keep. 
Then one day my human doesn’t come back with his human. I claw and bite at him because I miss his human. Stupid asshole can’t even keep his human! At least he looks like he misses his human too. Sometimes his face is leaky. Is that what humans do when they’re sad?
It’s been so long of just me and my human alone in his home. He disappeared for days at a time, and then he came home walking all weird. He always jumps awake in his sleep. It almost makes me wanna sleep next to him, so he has someone to accompany him. But he’s a stupid asshole, so I won’t.
One day Floppy Head finally comes back, by himself, without my human. I didn’t recognise him at first - but I remembered how nice he is, and he doesn’t shout at me even when I claw and bite. He’s learning to make human noises like Fluffy Head - not that I understand a word of what he’s saying anyway. Humans are weird.
Fluffy Head is better at keeping his human this time - Floppy Head came back home, and doesn’t leave anymore. They’re always petting each other, touching noses, and staying in bed forever together. 
My human seems less pissy when his human is around. I can’t ever be nice to him, because he’s an asshole, but at least I can be nice to his human. I’m glad Floppy Head is back.
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miaulogy · 2 years ago
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☆ cat-themed neopronouns :
requested by ☁️ anon!
total pronouns listed: 162
general:
cat/cats/catself
kat/kats/katself
the cat/the cat's/itself
it/its/itself
kit/kits/kitself
kit/kitty/kittyself
kit/kitten/kittenself
kitty/kittys/kittyself
kitten/kittens/kittenself
paw/paws/pawself
claw/claws/clawself
toe/bean/toebeanself
bean/beans/beanself
whisk/whisker/whiskerself
whisker/whiskers/whiskerself
ke/ker/kerself
tail/tails/tailself
fur/furs/furself
purr/purrs/purrself
prr/prrs/prrself
mrrp/mrrps/mrrpself
mrr/mrrs/mrrself
hiss/hiss/hisself
meow/meows/meowself
mew/mews/mewself
miau/miaus/miauself
mau/maus/mauself
nya/nyan/nyanself
play/plays/playself
wool/wools/woolself
sleep/sleeps/sleepself
zzz/zzzs/zzzself
nap/naps/napself
blanket/blankets/blanketself
pet/pets/petself
pat/pats/patself
soft/softs/softself
fluff/fluffs/fluffself
fuzz/fuzz/fuzzelf
mou/mous/mouself
mou/mouse/mouself
rat/rats/ratself
hunt/hunts/huntself
scratch/scratchs/scratchself
fang/fangs/fangself
teeth/teeth/teethself
bite/bites/biteself
feli/felis/feliself
feline/felines/felineself
fel/fels/felself
lin/lins/linself
li/lin/linself
feral/ferals/feralself
:3/:3s/:3self
>:3/>:3/>:3self
:'3/:'3s/:'3self
=^._.^=/=^._.^=s/=^._.^=self
cat breeds:
per/pers/perself
sia/sian/sianself
pers/persian/persianself
maine/maines/maineself
coon/coons/coonself
maine/coon/mainecoonself
bri/bris/briself
ame/amer/amerself
exo/exos/exoself
eur/eurs/eurself
short/hair/shorthairself
bengal/bengals/bengalself
gal/gals/galself
sia/siam/siamself
me/mes/meself
siam/siamese/siameself
sphynx/sphynxs/sphynxself
phy/phyn/phynself
ragdoll/ragdolls/ragdollself
rag/doll/ragdollself
doll/dolls/dollself
munch/munchs/munchself
ki/kin/kinself
munch/kin/munchkinself
munchkin/munchkins/munchkinself
scott/scotts/scottsef
co/cott/cottself
co/cos/coself
fold/folds/foldself
nor/nors/norself
norw/norws/norwself
for/forest/forestself
forest/forests/forestself
siber/sibers/siberself
sib/sibs/sibself
ber/bers/berself
ia/ian/ianself
sav/savs/savself
sav/savannah/savannahself
savannah/savannahs/savannahself
tu/tur/turself
ang/angs/angself
gor/gors/gorself
hima/himas/himaself
laya/layan/layanself
ru/rus/ruself
blue/blues/blueself
bir/birs/birself
birm/birman/birmanself
abyss/abyss/abysself
char/chars/charself
treux/treuxs/treuxself
bom/boms/bomself
bay/bays/bayself
burm/burmese/burmeself
som/soms/somself
mali/malis/maliself
muff/muffs/muffself
muffin/muffins/muffinself
curl/curls/curlself
donk/donks/donkself
don/dons/donself
koy/koys/koyself
low/lows/lowself
ow/ows/owself
va/van/vanself
van/vans/vanself
toy/toys/toyself
ge/ger/gerself
ger/gers/gerself
manx/manxs/manxself
hav/havana/havanaself
van/vana/vanaself
brown/browns/brownself
rex/rexs/rexself
cy/cym/cymself
pe/per/perself
laper/laperm/lapermself
korat/korats/koratself
tok/tokin/tokinself
bob/bobs/bobself
burm/burmill/burmillself
lykoi/lykois/lykoiself
neb/nebs/nebself
emojiself:
😺/😺s/😺self
😸/😸s/😸self
😹/😹s/😹self
😻/😻s/😻self
😼/😼s/😼self
😽/😽s/😽self
🙀/🙀s/🙀self
😿/😿s/😿self
😾/😾s/😾self
🐱/🐱s/🐱self
🐈/🐈s/🐈self
🦷/🦷s/🦷self
🐭/🐭s/🐭self
🐁/🐁s/🐁self
🐾/🐾s/🐾self
🧵/🧵s/🧵self
🧶/🧶s/🧶self
🧺/🧺s/🧺self
🌚/🌚s/🌚self
🌜/🌜s/🌜self
💤/💤s/💤self
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pronounsrus · 3 years ago
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Cat theme
warning: none
Ag/Agile/Agiles/Agile's/Agileself
Bea/Bean/Beans/Bean's/Beanself
Bob/Cat/Bobcats/Bobcat's/Bobcatself
Cat/Cat/Cats/Cat's/Catself
Claw/Claw/Claws/Claw's/Claw/Clawself
Cat/Nap/Catnaps/Catnap's/Catnapself
Cat/Nip/Catnips/Catnip's/Catnipself
Cur/Curious/Curious'/Curious's/Curiousself
Chee/Cheetah/Cheetahs/Cheetah's/Cheetahself
Cou/Cougar/Cougars/Cougar's/Cougarself
Cal/Calico/Calicos/Calico's/Calicoself
Ear/Ear/Ears/Ear's/Earself
Fur/Fur/Furs/Fur's/Furself
Flu/Fluff/Fluffys/Fluffy's/Fluffyself
Fe/Feline/Felines/Feline's/Felineself
Feral/Cat/Feral cats/Feral cat's/Feral catself
Fan/Fang/Fangs/Fang's/Fangself
Growl/Growl/Growls/Growl's/Growlself
Hiss/Hiss/Hiss'/Hiss's/Hissself
Hiss/Hiss/Hissings/Hissing's/Hissingself
House/Cat/House cats/House cat's/House catself
Hun/Hunt/Hunts/Hunt's/Huntself
Jag/Jaguar/Jaguars/Jaguar's/Jaguarself
Ja/Jaw/Jaws/Jaw's/Jawself
Kit/Kitty/Kittys/Kitty's/Kittyself
Kit/Kitten/Kittens/Kitten's/Kittenself
Lit/Litter/Litters/Litter's/Litterself
Li/Lion/Lions/Lion's/Lionself
Li/Lion/Lioness'/Lioness's/Lionessself
Leo/Leopard/Leopards/Leopard's/Leopardself
Ly/Lynx/Lynxes/Lynx's/Linxself
Meo/Meow/Meows/Meow's/Meowself
Mew/Mew/Mews/Mew's/Meowself
Meo/Meow/Meowings/Meowing's/Meowingself
Ni/Nine/Nines/Nine's/Nineself
Nine/Lives/Nine lives/Nine lives'/Nine liveself
Pa/Paw/Paws/Paw's/Pawself
Pur/Purr/Purrs/Purr's/Purrself
Pur/Purr/Purrings/Purring's/Purringself
Pet/Pet/Pets/Pet's/Petself
Pan/Panther/Panthers/Panther's/Pantherself
Pu/Puma/Pumas/Puma's/Pumaself
Pad/Padded/Paddeds/Padded's/Paddedself
Pou/Pounce/Pounces/Pounce's/Pounceself
Prow/Prowl/Prowls/Proewl's/Prowlself
Scrat/Scratch/Scratchs/Scratch's/Scratchself
Sof/Soft/Softs/Soft's/Softself
Snow/Leopard/Snow leopards/Snow leopard's/Snow leopardself
Stray/Stray/Strays/Stray's/Strayself
Stray/Cat/Stray cats/Stray cat's/Stray catself
Tai/Tail/Tails/Tail's/Tailself
Tig/Tigger/Tiggers/Tigger's/Tiggerself
Tom/Cat/Tomcats/Tomcat's/Tomcatself
Tab/Tabby/Tabbys/Tabby's/Tabbyself
Tabby/Cat/Tabby cats/Tabby cat's/Tabby catself
Toe/Bean/Toe beans/Toe bean's/Toe beanself
Wisk/Wisker/Wiskers/Wisker's/Wiskerself
War/Warm/Warms/Warm's/Warmself
Wild/Cat/Wildcats/Wildcat's/Wildcatself
Yaw/Yawn/Yawns/Yawn's/Yawnself
Yar/Yarn/Yarns/Yarn's/Yarnself
🐱/🐱/🐱s/🐱's/🐱self
🐈/🐈/🐈s/🐈's/🐈self
🦁/🦁/🦁s/🦁's/🦁self
🐯/🐯/🐯s/🐯's/🐯self
🐅/🐅/🐅s/🐅's/🐅self
🐾/🐾/🐾s/🐾's/🐾self
🐆/🐆/🐆s/🐆's/🐆self
🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛/🐈‍⬛s/🐈‍⬛'s/🐈‍⬛self
😹/😹/😹s/😹's/😹self
😾/😾/😾s/😾's/😾self
😸/😸/😸s/😸's/😸self
😽/😽/😽s/😽's/😽self
😿/😿/😿s/😿's/😿self
🙀/🙀/🙀s/🙀's/🙀self
😻/😻/😻s/😻's/😻self
😼/😼/😼s/😼's/😼self
😺/😺/😺s/😺's/😺self
🧶/🧶/🧶s/🧶's/🧶self
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stygicniron · 8 years ago
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😾 (highnoonbright)
Meme: Nico and his cat hoard-- 😾 - Giant jackass cat, no love unless treat, don’t pet-- @highnoonbright
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“Ah, gods, Neko!”
Nico snapped, tucking his toes up under his legs before he glared down at the black cat in the spot where his toes used to be just a moment before. Sure, he knew that calling a cat “cat” in another language wasn’t exactly the most creative name, but it stuck. What seemed to stick out about the cat even more was the fact that Neko liked to bite at things. And claw at things, don’t forget about the clawing too.
His interest in exactly what he bit and chewed at seemed to vary from the sides of coach to newspapers. What he liked to bite most at the moment was any stocking-ed feet within paw reach. Nico toes throbbed painfully as he glared down at the feline, small dab of white under his chin on his otherwise black coat sticking out as he rolled on his back.
“You don’t look innocent, you know. I know it was you.”
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