when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Authorโs Note: this isnโt nsfw, but itโs ~explicit for other reasons. ๐ฝ๐งป๐ฉ #shitposting #literally
when you forget to close the door while using the bathroom
Hashira x Reader, Kamaboko x Reader
Word Count: ~800
CW: explicit language, poop references
~faqs~
Do you even love him ????? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN?!?!?! ๐ซ ๐ตโ๐ซ๐คข
Haunted by your little gasps for air ๐
Canโt take intimacy srsly for a while
Bc whenever you gasp ~cutely into your kisses ๐ฅฐ
Zenitsu just flashes back to you doing your best to take a shit ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฅด
Highkey takes it as a challenge ๐
A display of dominance, if you will ๐
Nods in approval (not that you can see him)
And takes ~notes for later (aka yes, he is listening closely ๐)ย
You donโt know it yet
But Inosukeโs already planning his move
Drink a ton of coffee (heโll have to ask Tanjirou how to brew it) โ๏ธ
Eat a ton of dairy ๐ง๐ฅ๐ฆ
Make sure youโre home ๐
Take a shit (w/ the door open, ofc) ๐ค
THATโLL SHOW YOU WHOโS BOSS !!!!! ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ซก
King of the Toilet anyone??? ๐ฝ๐
Wonders why everything sounds louder??? ๐ฌ
A respectful gentleman tho โบ๏ธ
Will go upstairs to avoid the plops ๐ซข
Too bad his hearingโs phenomenal, even when hiding on top of the roof ๐
A little irritated ๐
But whatever
You prob just reeeally had to go
He understands ๐ถ
Will nonchalantly ask you about it the next time youโre out w/ friends ๐คจ
Is getting ignored for the rest of the night worth it? ๐
Kinda ๐ฅฒ
Obanai has regrets ๐
Can smell the situation from a mile away ๐
Tbf, closing the door wouldnโt have helped much ๐ฌ
Has to contemplate whether itโs worth embarrassing you over
Like, does he gently ask, โLove, would you mind closing the door?โ
Or does he wince grin and bear it
Unfortunately, the toilet paper he would use to plug up his nose is currently unobtainable ๐งปโน๏ธ
Should he just knock himself out for now? ๐ค
Youโd prob be upset if he didnโt wake up in timeโฆ ๐
Hmโฆ ๐
๐ต <โ Tanjirou inhaled too deeply
โBAAABE, YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE THE DOORRR!!!!!โ ๐ฉท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Giggles to herself as the door slams shut ๐คญ
(youโre not mad, but you had to kick it closed bc itโs a lil far from the toilet seat ๐
)
Holds it against you ๐
~
โShinobu, could you get me a glass of water?โ โบ๏ธ
โI donโt know, my dear, could you close the bathroom door?โ ๐
~
โShinobu, I want a kiss.โ ๐ฅบ
โMm, and I want to forget your pooping noises. I guess we canโt always have what we want.โ ๐
Chuckles to himself, at first ๐คญ
And then becomes concerned ๐
Is it supposed to sound like that? ๐
Or take this long?? โน๏ธ
Should he intrude? ๐
Itโs not like thereโs a closed door for him to bust downโฆ
He could just, waltz in-
NO
Internally scolds himself: Bad idea, [y/n] would not appreciate that!
Returns to the drawing board
And settles on a careful (once youโve returned to him), โSo, my love, are your bowels feeling okay?โ โบ๏ธ
๐ง๐๐ <โ you
๐ถ๐ฌ๐ <โ him
โThey just, uh, sounded wonderful earlier?!โ
โNext time, how about closing the door?โ
*Sanemi is casually leaning against a wall near the bathroom entrance*
You shriek ๐ณ
And smack his shoulder ๐ก
โSanemi!!!!! Do not wait outside the bathroom like that!!!!!โ ๐ญ
โDid you wash your hands?โ ๐
โSANEMI!โ ๐
โ... well?โ ๐
You are not amused ๐
He acquiesces ๐
โOkay, okay, I confess, I heard the sink running.โ ๐ค
โI hate you.โ ๐ฅฒ
โBut you trust me enough to shit with the door open.โ ๐ฅฐ
โPiss off.โ ๐
โIโm about to!โ ๐ซก
(bc, yโknow, heโs about to goโฆ pissโฆ ๐)
Doesnโt really mind
Will prob forget to remind you about it later ๐
Until the next time you do it
โฆ
By the fourth incident, Muichiro gives up
If anything, heโs flattered youโre so comfortable around him โบ๏ธ
Altho he is a lil worried about your ability to use a public bathroom ๐ถ
Def uncomfortable ๐
But even more uncomfortable at the thought of discussing ~it w/ you โน๏ธ
Giyuu knows you wouldnโt be upset
Or even embarrassed
You have like, 0 shame, as heโs both lovingly and unfortunately come to learn โบ๏ธ๐ฌ
Which means
If he mentioned it, then youโd likely end up teasing him ๐ซ
โLove me so much, youโve even gotta listen to me poop?โ ๐
*shudder shudder* ๐ญ
(I mean, yes, he does love you that much, but when you put it like that ๐ฅด)
Giyuu settles on hoping that it was a one time mistake ๐ค๐
Good luck ๐
Tengenโs never letting you live it down ๐
Will write out instructions on โHow to Use a Bathroomโ ๐ค
And stick โem on both sides of the door
Step 1: Open the door
Step 2: CLOSE THE DOOR
Step 3: โจDo your thingโจ
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