#😤 i dont have a problem u have a problem

[skelekins]

Kicking my feet with my brain worms

[eebie]

i cant keep it hidden any longer

[dailybaizhu]

baizhu eating chocolate,,, if he can

151: can and should are two different things

[smilingangel582]

Wind breaker, here I come! I couldn't watch the new episode yet due to some minor issues! Well... I wanna see more fics from others, but I'm too impatient 😤 so I'm writing one again!

Can't think of a better lee than Sakura, so... im gonna put a switch, Nirei and Sugishita! Totally ler Suo and Umemiya!

The other characters aren't gonna be part of the fic because... I never read the manga but ik bits of spoilers from it... soooo imma skip them till the anime introduces them... yeeet imma add some of the teeny tiny bits I was spoiled from the manga!

My spelling sucks ik and I'm a faster writer, so... I tend to make a lot of misspelling stuff as I type fast. (It's not ADHD or anything special... I'm just a hyper person in real life... hehe)

ENJOY!

Warning spoilers from the anime and perhaps manga "my imagination after episode 8"

The big man himself

Sakura Haruka, an outsider, but everyone in this town accepted him as family as quickly as Sakira pummeled five dudes in an instant whiff.

What the hell is this town...?

His thoughts are often reserved and well kept to himself. Even as he walked through the hallways, he noticed familiar faces greeting him as grade captain and respectful gestures. Sure Sakura can take in most and yet...

"Omg! He's the first year grade captain who beat shishitoren second in command!"

"His look is so cool!"

A small blush crept up to his cheeks, he just grunted in response, leaving them mid-praise towards him.

It's almost like an attack mechanism to Sakura, like compliments are his weakness, and the opponent strikes it mercilessly till he's crumbled.

Honestly, Sakura hates that about himself.

"Sakura-san! We need your help!"

Hearing Nirei's voice in front, he looked up, his bangs lifting at the sight of Suo and Nirei...

And Sugishita???

"What the hell do u want?" Sakura grumbled.

Suo's calmly allows to explain themselves, "Now Sakura-kun, us first years have a job to do... its specifically by Hiragi-san"

Straightening himself, Sakura nods seriously, "OK... sure"

Suo stares for a moment before chuckling into his hand, this made Sakura frown, "What's so funny?"

"Oh, nothing... I just thought how cute it is that you actually listen to your senpais..."

Sakura got flustered and began to sputter angrily, "Q-Quiet! I don't respect... well, uh, I m-mean... ugh, never mind. What the heck do we need to do anyway?"

Suo noticed in amusement how Sakura faltered in defeat, then he replied, "Oh nothing... Sugishita-kun and Hiragi-san over-watered one of Umemiya-san's precious tomato plants..."

Sakura blinked.

Eh?

"And... whats the issue?"

Sugishita snapped, grabbing Sakura by the shirt, "It's a big problem dumbass!"

Sakura gritted his teeth in fury, "Who you calling dumbass?! Dumbass!"

Sup calmly separated them and began to run over what they should do, "So... the big issue is... they are a special gift from his -I quote 'Kotoha-chan'"

Now that made sense. Sakura pinched the bridge of his nose... no wonder they dragged him to the roof when Umemiya isn't around.

"Now what should we do?" Sakura asked folding his arms.

"We have to distract Umemiya-san, and make him forget about that plant" Nirei said, sweating buckets throughout their whole conversation. Sakura stumbled in surprise. He really forgot Nirei was actually there...

(Ps. I did, actually... teehee ^w^)

"Oh..." Sakura said blankly, putting two and two together. He turned now, "So good luck... its not my problem anyway"

"Waiiit!" Nirei clung yo his jacket, "You are out grade captain! Dont abandon us pls!!"

"Sakura-kun, we told u the story so... basically you are involved" suo shrugged nonchalantly, Sugishita glared daggers as if he's blackmailing Sakura, "You better help..."

"I could care less!"

Before anyone could pass out any words through their conversation. Sakura heard the door on the rooftop open, Umemiya came.

Oh shit.

"Ah! My cute little underclassmen!" Umemiya rushed towards the group with joy and then without warning ruffling everyone's hairs.

He specifically embaraced Sakura, showing he's a favourite.

"Ahhh! Sakuraaa" a childish cry of bliss came from the leader's lips, as he almost squashed the first year.

Sugishita glared and growled like a rottweiler, Suo claimed he's a jealous puppy further angering him.

"Well, well! What brings you lot to my humble paradise!"

Sakura squirmed out of his grip, grumbling, "Trying to protect that stupid plant of -hmph!"

He forgot... he forgot... Sakura luckily closed his own mouth before digging his own grave... and yet... Umemiya looks like he already got a shovel close to him.

"Hmm..." Umemiya smirked, now flicking his forehead, "Sakura.... When you lie, I can tell that your ear turns red"

He got flustered "I-i do not! I'm not lying!"

Sakura noticed Nirei seemed anxious, Suo with a calm and an unapologetic smile and Sugishita totally ignoring him. They all abandoned him... he was bait after all...

"Oh no~ Sakura-kun," Umemiya sang playfully, suddenly stepping forward with incredible speed, "You shouldn't shift your attention to something irrelevant when your opponent is right in front of you"

Sakura gasped when he felt Umemiya grab his waist instantly. Without realising he was pinned to the wall, he slid down when those fingers made a funny sensation over his sides...

Wait... is this... tickling?

Resist! Resist! Resist damn it! Come on, Haruka! U have to!

Sakura felt his own thoughts fighting the urge to laugh as mad fingers scurried up his ribcage instantly. He struggled and kicked in reflex, surprisingly arching is back like a flexible sprig when Umemiya skillfully tickled his lower ribs.

"G-gah!" A squawk left him. While Suo and the rest awkwardly saw what was happening, the eye patch guy had to comment, "Oh wow... Sakura-kun are you ticklish?"

Umemiya grinned at that, "Oh, he is... how cute, little bro... but be careful. Your big bro is a biiiig tickle monster!"

Sakura suddenly jolted when Umemiya traced his waist beneath the shirt. The tingling sensation on his bare skin was insane. Its perhaps because Sakura never felt tickling before that he actually felt it like something so strong and unbearable.

How embarassing... he's giggling like a four year old.

"Shihihihihit! Hahahaha, whyhehehe whhhyy hahaha??!" Sakura squirmed, now twisting on his stomach, trying to escape.

Why is this man even tickling him?

"Why?" Umemiya grabbed his sides, pulling him closer to him, "Because you are obviously hiding something from me... aaaand... your are too cute!"

"Dahahahahamn ihihiiiiHIHIHIT! NOHO!" Sakura's laughter kicked an octave when Umemiya traced his armpits - not even tickle - just gentle featherlight tickling he never expected to tickle so much!

But...it feels good... it's the first time someone ever touched him so playfully...

Not cruel jabs that sting like poker sticks or burning hits from harsh punches... just mild subtle ticklish jolts like electric shocks.

"Suo, Nirei, can you grab him for a moment?"

Hearing this, Sakura snapped into reality. Huh? Why? Why are they restraining him?

Suo grabbed his wrists up above his head, the warm concrete floor beneath him, giving his wishes before his doomsday, Nireo sitting on his shins... and Umemiya on the side with a wide grin.

"I would've resorted to other easier methods, but I guess you like being tickeld. Eh Sakura?"

Blush, Sakura yelped, "N-no! Obviously not! Ugh, y-you bastard... and -" Sakura turned to the other three."Are you guys ditching me????"

Suo gives a gentle grin, "Sorry, but you are strong enough to handle this unlike us, plus..." Suo gives a teasing scribble under Sakura's armpit, making the latter jolt in surprise, "Umemiya-san said you like it"

Sakura exploded, "I NEVER SAID THAT -AAAH!"

Umemiya launched his tickles instantly before Sakura could express anything. Sakuta couldn't even focus his priorities as multiple spots are being targeted.

"Saakuraaa~, what's the juicy secret you're keeping from me?"

Gosh... the others guys are supposed to be on his side! Did they all deviate from the plot just to mess with Sakura? Unbelievable!

Sakura panicked with a squeak when Umemiya kept lingering around his stomach. He felt a plunging sensation in his gut as Umemiya poked his naval.

"D-Doho nohohot pohohohoke thahahat!" Sakura shrieked, now bucking himself tryinf to shake them off but they all remained resilient.

"Wow, Sakura-san, you really are sensitive" Nirei unconsciously squeezed his kneecaps making it worst despite his feigned innocence.

Sugishita watched with an unreadable expression his face was so judgemental, and Sakura hoped it didn't mean 'cute' to the taller guy.

Suo leaned towards Umemiya now, not even bothering to lower his voice through Sakura's booming laughter, "His armpits seem pretty sensitive too, boss"

It's bad... though Sakura has never been tickled before, his alert senses are tingling mad. Its bad...!

"Oh...?" Umemiya slowly crawled his fingers up the boney ribs and finally into the light muscular armpits, "Here? Is Sakura sensitive under there?"

Squeal. To say Sakura let out such an embarrassing sound was not a lie. He wanted to crawl it yo a rock and die right now for making such an absurd noise like a squeal.

"EEEEEH! NOOO! IHIHIHI GIVE I GIVE HAHAHA SLOHOHOHOW DOHOHOWN!"

"Ehh? Already? Wow, that didn't take long?" Suo teased, and Umemiya winked back, stopping gradually as he persisted, "Tell me, kid~"

"Ahahahahaha ohoohohohok ohohohok! Ihihihits yohohour duhuhuhuhumb plahahahant thehehe ohohone Kohohohotahaha gahahave yahahaha!"

Sakura confessed... all it took was a tickle to his armpits to spill the milk.

Umemiya stopped instantly. Uh oh... all of that may be fun and games but Nirei realised that they were suppose to keep him distracted not make Sakira confess...

Umemiya sigh, scratching the back of his head, "Well I wanted to make Sakura confess about liking to be tickled... I almost forgot why I started this..." he smiled now ruffling Sakura's messed up hair and his still blushing face flowing more red.

"Well im glad you kept your comradeship safe sweet brother" Umemiya grinned.

Sakura blushed to the tips of his ears, huffing, "Not like I did anythjnf but be a victim..."

It was all OK...

"So... what's this about my plant?"

Or... It wasn't

"Did I hear you say it was Kotoha's plant?" Umemiya's smile darkened, sweet to bitter ...its bad now.

Sakura gulped but suo being the rescuer instantly grabbed everyone and scurried away before the leader of Borfurin could catch up.

Sakura couldn't say he hated his day but he really wondered what happened to the tomato plant Hiragi said he was gonna replace...

No one will know the depths Hajime Umemiya would go to cherish what Kotoha gave him.

Sakura shivered... a bigger tickle monster is lurking inside the leader.

The end was rushed, ik! Ik! It came too cute, too, so the plot was messy! Sorryyyyy my badddd also don't blame me! It's so late, and I'm hyper from caffeine! Byeee

[theyluvkarolina]

In reference to this post,

STOPP, I CAN ALREADY SEE THE SIBLING DYNAMOC IN MY HEAD🤭🤭. I can literally just imagine little MV getting her brother to do anything she can't bc she KNOWS he's not gonna say no to her😤

Like he'd hit his growth spurt bfr her (and just remains taller), and ofc she's annoyed, but also his height is literally hers wdym🙄 smthng to high for her to reach She doesn't even need to ask bfr her brother is giving it to her. To short to see above a crowd during race weeks? Not her problem. She's already seated on her brothers shoulders.😚😁

And I feel like, idk if u get me, but he's not doing it bc she has him wrapped arnd her little fingers or anything, like he KNOWS when she's up to smthng or another, he KNOWS when that yh the thing she can't reach is probably up there bc Max and reader don't want her to have, but he's just doing it anyway?😭 like he's so aware, but he doesn't rlly care bc this is the way he shows his little sister he loves her.💗😝

Also to clarify, I feel like they'd have a good few years between them, like he's atleast 5 yrs older than her (im basing all these scenarios off of my sister and me, and she's 5 yrs younger then me😭)

ANYWAY. THANK U FOR LISTENING TO MY RANT😘😋 I just keep thinking abt them, I'm sorry for these long ass paragraphs😭

THEY ARE SUCH A LITTLE DUO (max and daniel 2.0??)

Max definitely takes away her tv privileges when she starts slacking in school and puts her energy in karting… like no missy school is also important 🤨🤨

she would BEG for Bigger-Little MV to get her that remote and he does give it to her (he has to look 20 time BOTH left and right to make sure to coast is clear) and gives a sigh as he hands it down to her. His height has advantages and she’ll use them! (She thinks shes so slick and smart but in reality Bigger-Little MV is just laughing once he gets back in his room)

Bigger-Little MV is such a big brother 😕 like he would just do anything.. even if he gets in trouble sometimes. It’s his little sister!! 😞 He would do anything for her!

DW FOR THE LONG PARAGRAPHS I DONT MIND!!

also… Little MV’s being twins is another idea I got… teehee.

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E07 thoughts

Melissa having a spare room baring in mind we’ve seen her house feels fake sorry - How will she have a room mate but noone look at her pictures and keep control of her kitchen. I get its gonna be for plot but i don’t buy it

I’m w ava that’s a woman who just found out she’s not pregnant - that’s a woman who’s been successfully slutting it up (how’s she gonna slut it up with a roommate)

Omg protective barb 🥺 (ALSO BARBS RIGHT BC MEL WOULDNT GIVE OUT HER ADDRESS WILLINGLY)

AS SOON AS SHE SAID NERD I THOUGHT JACOB

“I know its gods will but hes gotten awfully creative” 😭😭😭😭😭

I love it when Mr johnson lore gets unlocked

Manny and the beard whew 😮‍💨 I was literally wondering where he was so I’m glad they’re using him again

Janine ur SO SMART this is such a good idea and not like a janine unnecessarily fixing a problem like an actual good idea- good job babygirl

Not ava spilling the tea to the whole room

Ponytail melissa at home is so personal to me, I love that this continues from s2, this is just who she is, she throws her hair up when she’s at home. I like that she’s wearing the eagles hoodie we’ve seen before too. Love the hair, makeup & costume details on this show

“I only know how to cook for 12” 😭

Finally mel talking about her breakup! Damn maybe it really was “im not bringing this to school” this whole time

Also Gary being a dead ringer for her dad?? I’m not saying my headcanons are more correct than the show but I disagree with this statement. Gary is not schemmenti coded.

Omg the jacob melissa work momming work sonning ive been dreaming of

“And dont forget theres a 3 booked limit 😒” barb is PISSED and i LOVE IT

“Oh i know what a google doctor is 😤”

Barb really is the best character on tv im sorry noone can do it like sheryl lee ralph like they just cant Shes everything

Janine forgetting the key term (pottery wheel) in her analogy she is so me

“Jacob if u dont like my ziti just say so and i will heave myself out that window” 😭😭

“I went to find mr johnson but he was still crying” NO 😭💔 hes just a sensitive guy 😔

“Mrs howard i blew down the house” 🥺🤏🏻 I love the kids being so central in this ep, I’ve missed that recently, and the kindergarteners are soooo cute

“🐷 I am a pig 🐺 i am a wolf 😄 and im a librarian who thinks she can just change everything around here 👋” IJBOL no please give sheryl another emmy I beg

“This programme is more of a distraction than an improvement” that’s teaaa actually. Thats so often what councils etc do, distract with new flashy things rather than fix the real problems. Even though in this case it’s well meaning it does make u think how big a priority should the library actually be? But actually children reading is super important and what did they say last season? The librarian was an alexa in glasses? 🤣

“You okay? You look like raven having a vision” 😭 you don’t understand how often i say this

I have thoughts on Barbara’s intentions and my instinct is gregory needs to keep her name out his mouth. I do think it’s really important that Janine stood up to Barbara, just maybe gregory made barbara seem worse than she was

“It’s been a rough week I could use the pick me up” i just love mr johnson

My immediate reaction was this one of my favourite episodes of the season - lots of excellent Barb moments, the kids, more mr johnson, story arcs I enjoyed and felt completed.

Janine standing up to Barbara was a really big deal for her considering her hatred of conflict and worship of barbara as a mother figure. It made me really proud to see how far janine has come.

But the longer since watching the less I like it. And it’s two main things:

- the jacob melissa room mate situation feels like jumping the shark for plots sake and not something realistic for those characters. So as much as I enjoy them and their dynamic and their growth it just feels fake.

- I dont care about the librarian. The set up feels like she could stick around and I just don’t care for new characters, I like my main people. (But then the same apprehension was had w the district people and they’ve not seemed to be around much).

I do still really like this ep and it definitely ranks highly in the season, just idk, some eps I enjoy more over time but this has made me feel more confused as to what will happen next I guess.

[angabby-zzz]

orchid + tulip + buttercup !!

cropping it cuz i didnt realize itd b so long

orchid: biggest fears

ok so like obvie theres their fatal flaws? which kinda play into it cuz like... gabby and her fear of just kinda experiencing unwanted like. situations n stuff. and angels just like. general anxiety n cowardice. like idk all three of them do have pretty bad anxiety during p1 so ....

but other than that i think ummm

gabby -> heights / the dark?

angel -> (big) dogs / bugs

jade -> the dark? tbh i cant rlly think of anything im too sure of rn. i dont think she would be an anti bug type girl? ... maybe like... idk... needles.... sharp things... sad i need to think about this ...

tulip: if you could say / do one thing to ur oc what would u do

this is like... imagined in current times? no age differences idk

gabby -> lowkey id be so afraid to talk to her so maybe id just like give her a pc or something 😭😭😭 or like ask her to sigh my yearbook since we go to the same school LOL.... very distant friendly stuff.. maybe work on a school project with her but im not too sure how well we would get along with that?

angel -> i joke about having a crush on him all the time but i fear it would come true if we went to the same school and i see him around. i think id like... ask him about hobbies ... or like share my school supplies with him to try and get him to like me .. (how tragic it would be afterwards though 😭😭😭🤧).... or just like cheer him on as hes skateboarding rlly badly or playing some game

jade -> bro tbh im not sure but if i were brave enough id let her keep some of my crafts stuff Hahahaha 😭 or if i met her pre-p1 id steal her necklace and put that thing AWAY bro. the trash or something. that will not be our problem anymore 😤 (though how would this affect everything after.... is jag not a thing.... if it wouldnt be then ignore this idea.) idk what we would rlly talk about. ig id have like a chill library hangout w her or smth

these are not very cool or anything Lolll

buttercup: weird odd etc habits

gabby -> i mentioned earlier a silly scene where she references talking to herself / her possessions so if i do decide to make that canon then i think maybe the fact that she talks to her chan pc sometimes. or like... what are weird habits... i need to think about this more with everyone though ive been like. adding this to a list of things ive gotta do for them lately

angel -> idk how odd it is cuz idk how most ppl sleep but when he goes to bed hes like a PLANK. on his stomach. legs straight. arms to his side. also more funny than weird but he does that thing where jonah will ask him to do smth and he'll say No but then do it anyway.

jade -> going with how she collects things i think she'd be the type to have a pet rock. and like make furniture and a house for it. not really a habit but idk. also maybe that she talks to ants / small bugs like theyre these little guys. like people or something. just as she like sits on the ground watching them. and she gets excited when they do anything and she'll put obstacles or food in their way to see how they react. a little movie of sorts

[v-anrouge]

Hi!! I’m so excited that match ups are open, I’m a huge nerd for people theoretically perceiving me with a character I might love. My love language for giving is words of affirmation and then a tie between acts of service and gift giving (I make these little journals that are filled with quotes, advice, letters, etc. for my loved ones to help them when they are lonely or upset), and for receiving words of affirmation and acts of service. I’m not ok with someone making me feel like a burden, shaming me, or calling me annoying (I have an autoimmune disease and chronic pain and an abuse survivor, so I don’t take any of that shit 😤). I work in a neuroscience lab, am infinitely curious, do a bunch of crafts (painting, cross stitch, embroidery, making chainmail, etc), read a bunch, love sleeping/naps and puns, and am a very sarcastic but kind person.

HI NONNIE IM SORRG FOR TAKINF SO LONG<3 ALSO UE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT DONT TAKE BULLSHIT FROM ANYONE U DESERVE BETTER

i match you with ...

ROOK it's clear to everyone how much rook loves you, he's always flirting with you, complimenting you, confessing his undying love for you and reading the multiple poems he writes about your beautiful self, everytime you flirt back or compliment him in the same level as he compliments you rook always blushes and giggles loudly while cupping his own cheeks, it's both adorable and absolutely hilarious to see the person more than half of the students fear act so silly all because you said you love how passionate he is when praising the things he loves

when you gave rook his first journal he literally started tearing up, then he opened the journal and started crying more and more as he read it, once he was finally done he was either sobbing on your arms if you let him or sobbing on the floor dramatically, regardless of the place he decided to start crying just give him a few head pats and he'll stop and then he'll start showering you with his affection, if you like physical affection then he'll be hugging you and kissing different parts of your body as he speaks but if it's not something you enjoy then he'll be on one knee with one hand in his heart and the other one making exaggerated hand gestures to "give you a better idea of how much he loves you" really he's just being extra as always but you think it's cute so you don't really have a problem with it

rook would never ever consider you a burden, if anything he is honored to have such a strong lover by his side who doesn't give up no matter how hard things get, he'll always make sure you know just how strong you are and how much he admires you, and you for sure won't have any doubts that he's speaking the truth because his eyes are shining brighter than the fucking sun with love for you, if you ever ask him for help on anything he'll immediately do it, and if you think that asking him for help will make you think you're not strong like he imagines you to be then you'd be terribly wrong, he actually thinks it's admirable to be that capable and still not shy away from asking help, knowing and accepting the fact that in life you can't always do everything alone is a very important thing and that just makes rook love you even more

rook adores your curiosity and he'll always encourage you, and while thats good for you it's usually not good for the people around you who are usually very concerned about what trouble you two will cause today, of course your safety is rook's priorities so he'll never ever encourage anything that could seriously harm you, but if he's sure the situation won't get out of control?? i pity anyone that isn't you

rook absolutely adores to see everything you make, a lot of times he'll even ask to join you and you both will spend hours doing your activity of choice, other times he'll simply sit next to you and quietly watch as you do your thing smiling the entire time as he occasionally makes some questions and compliment the details and your skill

rook knows how much you love napping and so hes always prepared if you ever feel sleepy but doesn't have any comfort place to do so, he'll casually take out a pillow a blanket and watch over you as you nap, anyone who makes any questions or complaints will get a threatening smile and maybe a quick reminder of what their private information is <3

other possibilities: lilia, jade & riddle

[fefairys]

2 11 12 14 15 17 18 20 21 23 25 26 27 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49!! 50 51 52

holy fuck juice i knwo u said u were sending a lot but damn. thank u i love u. ok.

under the cut because its so long <3

2. How quickly did you finish reading the comic? i dont remember... i think a few months??? i first watched all of the voice nexus videos (back when they were still collabHQ) and they were around mindfang's journal at the time, then i read the rest on my own. i think it was probably like. 3 months or so? maybe 4?? i know that i missed a new years countdown because i was busy reading homestuck LMAO.. but the fastest i've ever read it all the way through is 7 days.

11. Favorite Alpha kid? roxy :3

12. Favorite Alpha troll? porrim or latula.. or mituna... but porrim came to my head first so i guess she's the real answer

14. Least favorite Alpha kid? :( ...i guess dirk. but i still love him a lot.... i love the alphas...

15. Least favorite Alpha troll? cronus

17. Favorite Beta kid? rose or jade.. i relate more to rose but i am in love with jade

18. Favorite Beta troll? aradia probably..

20. Least favorite Beta kid? :( dont have one. i love them all too much i cannot answer this!!! if i must answer i guess i'll say dave since i've drawn him the least lol

21. Least favorite Beta troll? eridan

23. Favorite guardian? mom <3

25. Favorite Alternian ancestor? dolorosa... alternia's first mother. do u think about this? cry.

26. Least favorite Alternian ancestor? dualscar. im seeing a trend in my least favorite trolls SLDKFJ

27. Favorite carapacian? those random prospitians that meenah mistook for problem sleuth, pickle inspector, and ace dick

29. Favorite Friendsim character? oh god i dont know D: i like so many of them... fuck!!! i really like mallek tho... for gay reasons. also cirava. NEED to smoke a blunt w them.

30. Least favorite Friendsim character? zebruh. literally forgot about him and was like "oh i dunno i like all of them :) let me see" and looked them up and saw him and was like oh wait yeah. its zebruh.

31. Favorite sprite? davepetasprite^2 !!!

32. Least favorite sprite? calsprite lol

33. Favorite pale ship? ogh... i don know... arasol maybe.. i like them red also tho but theyre really cute pale :3 but i'll always have a soft spot for meowrails theyre probably the only ones i ship ONLY pale and not other quadrants

34. Favorite pitch ship? im trying to think of something that i ONLY ship pitch and not other quads... i dont think that exists for me lmao uhhh... vrisjade pitch is fun.. also solkat but theyre all quadrants but i really like them pitch theyre so silly hehe

35. Favorite flushed ship? ARAFEF !!!!!!!!!!

36. Favorite ashen ship? vriska, kanaya, and rose doing a gay little dance, taking turns auspisticing each other 😌

37. Favorite vacillating ship? SOLKAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

38. OTP? right now im really feeling solkat. arafef and vrisrezi are up there though

39. NOTP? besides obvious incest and kid/guardian pairings, i think gamrezi is the one that makes me most uncomfortable when i see it. leave her alone!!!

40. BROTP? aradia and dave :) also karkat and kanaya friendship is everything..

41. Character you’d choose to be your moirail? ohhhhhh maybe nepeta :3

42. Character you’d choose to be your kismesis? karkat. (kins sollux)

43. Character you’d choose to be your matesprit? aradia <3333 or kanaya or rose or terezi or (continues to list every girl)

44. Character you’d choose to be your auspistice? hm. i dunno. i dont want an auspistice leave me alone SDLFKJ i can handle it 😤 besides, the "main" "purpose" of an auspistice is preventing infidelity, but aint no infidelity when ur polyam!!! ill hatefuck this entire town so help me jegus

45. Character you’d vacillate quadrants with? oh. karkat as well. also vriska. maybe i should change my kismesis answer but idk if theres a character i hate in that way that i wouldnt want to vascillate with :/ i'll just leave it idk

46. Character you’d be best friends with? jade :D or roxy!! :D yeah :D

47. Patron troll? Are you happy with them? equius. no.

48. Zodiac troll? Are you happy with them? aradia! yes!!! :D

49. One character you didn’t like at first, but like now? i HATED vriska on my first read SO MUCH!!! but now i love her shes in my top 5 :) and also i am her.

50. One character you liked at first, but don’t like now? does not exist if i liked them i like them still <3

51. One ship you didn’t like at first, but like now? OH solfef!!! i HATED solfef so much i was like this is stupid and doesnt make sense but now i think its kind of cute. but aradia should be there too.

52. One ship you liked at first, but don’t like now? again, if i liked it i like it!!! there are ones that i used to care about more, but don't anymore, but i still like them! :)

[punkscowardschampions]

Barly

Bartley: Why have you taken it off?

Carly: I’m not after owing you

Bartley: You don’t, just put it back on

Carly: idk how but even if I did 

Carly: no

Bartley: You don’t have to make a point by being an idiot, you need it

Carly: busying yourself forgetting i exist instead of calling us more names was your point

Carly: & a need to take care of myself

Bartley: It’s a stupid decision then

Bartley: it cost [however little because it’d be a couple of quid vibes], you can give me that back if you’re that concerned with being independent 

Carly: Ive no €€€s

Carly: sorry

Bartley: I don’t want the money 

Bartley: I’ll put it back up

Carly: it’s my mess

Carly: I don’t want your help

Bartley: I didn’t ask you for anything for it

Bartley: why are you being like this about it

Carly: whyd u make me feel bad about it?

Bartley: I never did, you threw it all back in my face

Carly: but you did, you do 

Carly: & a friend wouldnt

Bartley: You got weird, I don’t know why, what’s in your head

Carly: its never you’re mean its im mental & everythings my fault

Bartley: I’m mean

Bartley: go on, what did I say that’s so mean

Carly: you treat us as a problem & get 😤😠 theres no solving me

Bartley: I just wanted you to take care of yourself

Bartley: if that makes me a terrible person then so be it

Carly: i meant what I said you’re decent & good

Carly: your hearts in the right place

Bartley: You don’t need to say it

Carly: yea I’ve the need to

Bartley: It’s what makes everything awkward

Bartley: if you could just accept it for what it is, we’d not even be having this conversation

Carly: what is it?

Bartley: You know what it is

Bartley: or did before you got all in your head again

Carly: before I got my own hopes up

Carly: tell me what this really means

Bartley: I can’t be decent and have my heart in the right place now?

Carly: I said so

Bartley: and what you say is so

Carly: my opinion’s only that

Carly: what would you have me think?

Bartley: I don’t know

Bartley: no one thinks anything of me, I’m just there

Carly: everyone 💭 something of u, boy

Bartley: as a comparison to the others, yeah, maybe then

Carly: sure sometimes as is the way of families ive no doubt

Carly: but then in your own right too

Bartley: no, they don’t

Bartley: but you’re only trying to be nice so thanks, I guess

Carly: im not but add it to your forgetting if you’ve a mind to

Bartley: You wouldn’t get it

Bartley: you’ve not family like that

Carly: I wouldn’t & couldnt reckon ive the knowing of your life, no

Bartley: If you’re going to go off like that, get upset, then it’s probably best we keep our distance

Bartley: I wasn’t trying to make shit worse

Carly: k 💚

Carly: grand there’s 1 thing to be agreed on between us

Bartley: Sure, grand is what it is

Carly: I’m still & never trying to bring trouble to u

Carly: if keeping my distance’s the way to guarantee i don’t id call it a grand idea

Bartley: you’re just being confusing

Carly: me

Carly: im in the company for it if I am 😵💫🙃

Bartley: I’ve never known a girl say so much to say nothing of any sense, like

Carly: have you ever for proper known a girl?

Bartley: Hilarious craic, you

Carly: so’s you saying you like me if im no drama 

Carly: if I behave myself how youre after

Carly: ifs that mean u dont like me at all

Bartley: I never said you had to, I’m telling you you’re being mental

Bartley: and you’re proving my point, fucking hell

Carly: sense is in finding a girl who’s less mental like

Carly: best of 🍀🐇🌠🎲 w it

Bartley: don’t you want to sort yourself out

Carly: idk whats even wrong w me

Carly: I can’t

Bartley: You think too much, for a start

Carly: what did you reckon the 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 was all for if not to stop

Carly: my god, I try so hard to its close to shaming as ive it in me to feel

Bartley: It don’t work, does it

Carly: im worse w out though

Bartley: Maybe so

Carly: no maybe in it & youre running already so what hope have I

Carly: im not confused about the state of me or things like

Bartley: I’ve not run nowhere, you have

Carly: they werent 👢👢 for running in but ive had my 💭 to take your warnings & hints & away myself true enough

Bartley: You heard what you wanted and it’s fine

Bartley: you don’t owe us nothing

Carly: I heard what u wanted & don’t

Bartley: turn it on me when all you do is self-sabotage 

Carly: all you do is slag me

Bartley: we could’ve just hung out, watched the fucking film

Bartley: I never wanted anything else, why would I turn it into this drama

Carly: you could’ve just

Carly: im incapable of it as the most mental girl you know

Bartley: you don’t know how to sit down in front of a telly 

Carly: idk how to sit w you now all my thoughts are of u

Carly: to stay still cos 1 wrong move & youre 😤😠 @ me

Bartley: is that all you think I’ve use for

Carly: no lad has ever had but 1 use for me

Bartley: and we’re all the same

Bartley: just like you said you didn’t think, nice one

Carly: im saying youre different & its why idk what to do

Bartley: There’s more to life

Bartley: I’d rather be friends

Carly: I’m sorry

Bartley: just

Bartley: do you want to be or not because I’m not chasing you around for it

Carly: course, come now im not that mental id say no

Bartley: you must get bored, you never go to school how you’re meant

Carly: time flies when youre 🚀🌟🌌🪐☄️

Bartley: you’ll have a heart attack if you’re not careful

Carly: I wish I could make you understand how I feel when im not 🚀🌟🌌🪐☄️

Bartley: like you’re going to have a heart attack, better be the answer or it’s invalid

Carly: like I’m having 1s a start

Bartley: they make you calm

Carly: they get me out my door

Bartley: I reckon you could get the levels better

Bartley: so you’re alright to go out and not alright to be a holy show

Carly: maybe but 🍭🍬s slightly addictive, have you know as my makeshift priest

Bartley: are you

Bartley: addicted

Carly: idk ive not quit for the knowing of how hard it is or isnt

Bartley: How does that happen at your age, by God

Carly: happens i should be @ [the psych ward Joe is]

Bartley: wouldn’t they have you on their own 🍭🍬

Carly: yea & I don’t think they’ve more of an idea about levels from what ali says of her brother

Bartley: you don’t want to be in there with the likes of him

Bartley: as dangerous as with your mammy and her fellas

Carly: I’m after being normal if you can have a word with your man jesus there next time you’re @ his house

Bartley: always worth the asking

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠

Bartley: works better if you put some effort in

Carly: talk of getting on my knees s’not friendly

Carly: where im putting my effort

Bartley: 🙄�� you

Carly: ah here, wheres yours?

Carly: find some kindness for me

Bartley: sure, you’re trying

Bartley: and he loves a 

Carly: 💒😍💋🥰💞😘💓💒

Bartley: there’s not loads of eligible bachelors there, no

Bartley: not under 75 

Carly: could find my ma her new fella as its my fault shes in need

Carly: hell fearing’d be a step up

Bartley: if she started turning up at services, it’d be the final straw 

Carly: her 1 boundary best b kept in place or god help us

Bartley: shame keeps some out their seats but some in theirs

Bartley: no telling which way it’d go

Carly: the way of no shame

Bartley: I don’t believe it’s real

Carly: of her?

Carly: what more are you looking to 👀

Bartley: of anyone

Carly: I’ve never been shown its untrue of my mammy just yet only shown up by her but whos to be sure

Bartley: she must care what her blokes think of her

Carly: for a time while they’ve use ⌚️⏱⏲⏰⌛️⏳

Carly: shes 1 for getting bored how you’d have me

Bartley: she’d care if you hid her tan and hair dye

Carly: 😅

Bartley: might have to assess her priorities then

Carly: would you be my friend still if she tanned us?

Bartley: I dunno about that one

Carly: oh do u not

Carly: what a traitor to ur culture when thats the look all your girls go for themselves

Bartley: not all, okay

Bartley: and a tan doesn’t have to be orange

Carly: if u say so bb

Carly: but don’t worry yourself ill stay only ☀️💋⛅️💋☁️💋

Bartley: It stains everything awful, spend all your life getting it out your towels and sheets

Carly: don’t 💭 of my sheets

Bartley: I’m not a degenerate

Carly: what 1 would speak like but I believe you

Bartley: None of that, shh

Carly: 😶💚

Bartley: you’ll put the lock back up, won’t you

Carly: weren’t being awkward for eejits sake when I told you idk how

Carly: ali’ll help me if I ask when shes done being punished by her ma for having her boyfriend though

Bartley: I can show you, it’s alright

Bartley: why’s her mammy suddenly bothered, what’s that about

Carly: idk she hates men who arent ali’s da cos they’ve done her wrong

Bartley: Ali’s boyfriend is a little boy, surely

Bartley: bit mad for her to be going off like it’s otherwise

Carly: hes older than you, boy

Bartley: is he now

Carly: shh yourself im not meant to tell you nothing

Bartley: I’ll work it out

Bartley: like a guessing game

Carly: I won’t play & u cant make me

Bartley: already got the age range down, younger than a teacher but older than me

Carly: be all you get, ive promised 

Carly: 😶💛

Bartley: I’m not prying

Carly: it's no game like

Carly: she’s my only friend

Bartley: oh, thanks very much

Carly: I can’t see you 

Carly: or have you 👀 @ me

Bartley: never again

Bartley: are you going to hide in your ‘van?

Carly: not forever

Bartley: how long then

Carly: idk a week or 2

Bartley: then you’ll feel better

Carly: I’ll look it anyway

Bartley: why, what’s wrong

Carly: im grand but for the look of chucking myself down the [however many flights of stairs they were gonna]

Bartley: but how did you actually get like that

Carly: please don’t ask me

Bartley: right

Carly: it was wrong of me

Bartley: you did what you needed

Carly: but I’ve no pride in what I need

Bartley: not saying you should

Carly: I went to my dealer w no money

Bartley: I’d sooner pay than have to hear about that ever

Carly: I’m sorry you’re hearing of it & I’ll spare you the sight of me

Bartley: you don’t have to for my sake but you won’t want the others seeing you either so

Bartley: yeah

Carly: idc about what the others 👀

Bartley: you should

Bartley: they’ll not be trying to hold back from saying anything that could be the wrong thing

Carly: they never do & their piece they wanna say has truth enough to it

Carly: I did the wrong thing

Bartley: reckoning it’s appropriate don’t mean you have to aspire to it

Carly: it’s deserved for once

Bartley: so enjoy it, yeah

Bartley: is that what you want me to say

Carly: if I’m caught out of my hiding spot the rest can enjoy themselves 🦊🐶🐶🐶

Carly: & you can say whatever u want its not for putting a stop to either

Bartley: you’re in luck that everyone’s distracted atm

Carly: call me a whore so’s we can move past this

Bartley: no

Bartley: ‘cos that’s so obviously what you want

Carly: for us to be friends yea that is what I want

Bartley: then stop trying to make me

Carly: don’t hold over me what I gave you fair chance to say

Bartley: I don’t need to

Carly: k then

Bartley: how are we ever going to be friends if you reckon that’s all that’s in my head and next out my mouth

Carly: tell me what is & i won’t guess there’s our how

Bartley: I have to tell you everything in my head or you’ll lose yours

Carly: you didnt have to say it like such a gobshite but hey

Carly: something from in your head at least

Bartley: you make me sound like I’m thick in mine

Carly: & you make me sound more gone in mine even than I am

Bartley: I’m not good with words and you’re after me saying loads of them

Carly: I’m no good in my actions but u were after me acting loads better

Bartley: too good, arguably

Carly: I’ll do anything or nothing if you talk to me

Bartley: I am

Bartley: we’re talking now, girl

Carly: & u’ll put the 🔐 back like this never happened?

Bartley: dunno why you took it off in the first place, yeah

Carly: dont you

Bartley: already said I think it was a dumb thing to do

Carly: yea but that’s not the same as you dont know y it was something i did

Bartley: you wanted to see if I actually cared

Carly: & you were after ⏪

Bartley: how did you work out that had anything to do with it

Carly: cos it does

Carly: before i was in my box & u thought of me how you thought of me til 🔐 made it different

Bartley: why’s it make it different?

Carly: you never cared til I brought it to you & forced your hand

Bartley: I’ve never seen anyone acting like he was with you before

Bartley: a full-grown adult, like

Carly: I’m sorry you saw

Bartley: we only need be sorry it happened

Carly: I’m used to it happening

Carly: men of his sort & what they do

Bartley: you shouldn’t be

Carly: hes braver or stupider than most, to his credit 

Carly: if we can call it that

Bartley: we can’t

Bartley: there’s no one lower

Carly: no matter the fellas away now

Bartley: ‘til the next one

Carly: they’re not all of em visiting for me

Carly: the next’ll probably wish I wasnt there

Bartley: but there’s no guarantee

Bartley: that’s why she should’ve found herself a decent man by now, it isn’t safe

Carly: decent men are after decent women to settle down w

Bartley: obviously

Carly: when youre older it’ll be your way

Bartley: yeah

Carly: ive no guarantees for my path how you’ve

Bartley: is that what you want

Carly: wanting won’t make it so

Carly: nobody wants me for a wife only for things they’d never ask of who they’ll marry

Bartley: everyone can get what they want

Bartley: but of course you’ll have to act like the sort of girl who’s a wife not a whore, you can’t have your cake and eat it too

Carly: & an act would be all it was

Carly: ive already eaten my 🧁🍰 or been eaten like

Bartley: and we can all always mend our ways and repent

Bartley: if you’re not willing to then it isn’t actually important to you

Carly: every bite didnt make me 🤢🤮

Carly: being sorry enoughs hard

Bartley: there’s your answer then

Carly: I dont have it in me to be 🤍🙏💍❄️🧼✨👰

Bartley: lucky no one is going to make you then, I guess

Carly: yea 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: you’d hate being married

Carly: why would I?

Bartley: only being with one person

Carly: oh

Carly: well 1 lad was my 💭 but I picked wrong

Bartley: won’t Ronan go out with you?

Carly: he don’t reckon im as alike to ali as u

Bartley: I could talk to him, make him do the honourable thing

Carly: hes no need when I never did the honourable thing by him

Bartley: guess it saves the drama anyway

Bartley: not meant to

Carly: ive more use for friends & hes meant to be

Carly: I hope so now

Bartley: it must be awkward

Carly: course but we’re both trying for it to be less

Bartley: did warn you, like

Carly: I remember

Bartley: not about to gloat, you’re grand

Carly: told you Id not stop u

Bartley: there’s no joy in it, trust me

Carly: if theres ever

Carly: go for your life & have mine w it

Bartley: why would there be

Carly: idk maybes youll hate us again tomorrow or soon

Bartley: even if I did, it still makes my family look stupid so no

Bartley: it never will 

Carly: k never

Bartley: right

Carly: & next warning ill listen 

Carly: how I said

Bartley: I’ve only so many cousins who are eligible 

Bartley: what’s done is done

Carly: but its not why I’m done u know my reasons arent the lack of lads of age on site

Bartley: yeah, I know

Carly: whats done is though you’re right

Bartley: best we can do is move on from it all, everyone

Bartley: there’ll be something else to talk about if we wait long enough

Carly: will I see you once ive waited out my skin being a colour whats neither 🧡 or ❤️💜💙?

Bartley: if you manage hiding that long in the first place

Carly: youve plenty work on to busy your days w & nights are only so long even alone cos ive my ma to keep me from really being

Bartley: I couldn’t still be in with my family

Carly: 🍀🐇🌠🎲 you dont have to

Bartley: it’s for the babies only, well, for boys, girls ‘til they have their own home and family to leave for

Carly: she’d be lost if i left

Carly: having to feed & keep herself in clean towels

Bartley: you’re the child not her

Carly: wes both better @ it the other way round

Bartley: mammy her properly and get her to sort herself out then

Carly: in 1 👂 & out the 2nd like the 👶 shes playing @ 

Carly: as a mammy I must b too soft

Bartley: must be so

Carly: 🍼🍭🍬🧸🎁🎈🧁🍰

Bartley: 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈

Carly: I’d hate being a for proper mammy to b sure

Bartley: take it off your goal list

Carly: the future’s to look to when theres something worth 

Bartley: ‘cos now is so stellar, like

Carly: 🎅🎄🌟🎁⛄️ before yous blink

Bartley: what are you getting

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 the coat i couldnt afford bonfire night

Carly: but idk

Carly: what r you?

Bartley: nice one

Bartley: I’m not sure, clothes too, maybe

Bartley: not bothering getting a car of my own until I’m old enough

Carly: I won’t tell the others ive heard you say ur bothered by gorja laws

Bartley: I’d be the one getting caught and the car taken and my daddy in trouble

Bartley: it’s just my luck, like

Bartley: Moses is jammy and Johnny could be an adult proper, way he carries himself

Carly: you carry yourself as well as your brother

Bartley: you think?

Carly: yea ive thought it a long time now

Bartley: well, thanks for that

Bartley: I’m not as serious, don’t have to be

Carly: idk youre serious when you lay the law down to me

Bartley: that’s special circumstances, usually I’m not

Carly: im special is it?

Carly: new 1 there

Bartley: sure, you can take it as a compliment if you fancy

Carly: rare as they are I’ll take em all 💎

Bartley: they can’t be that rare

Carly: why not?

Bartley: because you’re a pretty girl

Bartley: maybe you need to go to school more, then they’d not be

Carly: 😳🍨 if i was called pretty @ school instead of what I am i might

Bartley: are people cunts to you?

Carly: talk & my rep follows me off site like

Carly: its my own fault how they are

Bartley: is it?

Carly: somes surely my ma’s grant u but she’d not take it on as hers & Im not dragging the dead 🐎 along too

Bartley: I get it

Carly: I’m not 1 of yous but i go in for the same slagging to everyone @ school as youve had

Bartley: they stop once you smack them

Carly: you told us Im not built for 💪🥊🤕

Bartley: you’re not, no

Bartley: but I can’t hit no girls for you either

Carly: i asked you not to hit my ma’s man I wouldnt of u to smack no girls 

Carly: where’d be the sense

Bartley: I’m just saying

Carly: what youd protect me if you could?

Bartley: yeah

Carly: i'm just teasing

Bartley: very funny, messer

Carly: you’re v sweet

Bartley: I’ve heard

Carly: I dont wanna erin’s craic its k

Carly: whatever she whispered in your 💚👂 when she werent attached to your face’s between yous

Bartley: shut up 🙄

Carly: shut me up or quit ur 🙄

Bartley: her craic is never so you want to think on

Carly: don't you think shes pretty?

Bartley: sure, she’s fine

Bartley: it’s her personality

Carly: 😅😅😅

Carly: I like you & your bluntness all the more when its not directed @ me

Bartley: 😏

Bartley: I were nice, I didn’t kick her out or anything

Carly: me too & I wanted to kick her or drag her out by her hair or something

Bartley: did you

Carly: u & her knocks me 🤮 or 💪🥊🤕 or 😭 I said

Bartley: I remember

Bartley: there’s no me and her

Carly: you & 🤶 then

Carly: whoever’s next

Bartley: maybe you’d make a decent fighter after-all

Bartley: didn’t know you had so much rage in you

Carly: this heres why I asked if you’ve the knowing of any girls

Bartley: you’re always nice to everyone, all smiley

Carly: she don’t deserve different shes not trying to make me jealous

Bartley: but you are

Carly: yea

Bartley: yeah

Carly: no, say ive nothing to be jealous of

Carly: cos there’ll be no you & 🤶

Bartley: but you know what you’ve to be jealous of 

Bartley: and I like that you are

Carly: I can’t 💪🥊🤕 no girls for u to watch 

Carly: not what your bday 🎁 were for

Bartley: it was for watching you though, wasn’t it

Carly: but you could pick something I know how to do

Carly: go easier on me

Bartley: like walking downstairs on your hands, yeah

Carly: like that

Bartley: you’re mad

Carly: I’m less scared of stairs than I am of you

Bartley: why are you scared of me

Carly: its a bigger fall for u

Carly: it’d hurt more

Bartley: I won’t let it

Carly: you can’t protect me

Bartley: I’m not stupid, like the pair of them

Carly: they’re not, I am

Bartley: yes, they are

Bartley: I’d not do that

Carly: none of yous ever lied to me

Carly: I lied to myself

Bartley: They could’ve avoided everyone knowing, it’s not rocket science 

Carly: I won’t let anyone know why I’m smacking erin if shes back again

Bartley: she’s not meant to be here

Carly: you don’t want her

Bartley: only to see you pull her hair, maybe

Carly: maybe id risk my rep changing for the sake of what you’re after

Bartley: you want to

Carly: I want you to 👀 me

Bartley: I will

Carly: I won’t always be pretty

Bartley: yes you are

Carly: not if I let the 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 all wear off

Bartley: I’m not scared

Carly: I am but I’ll still do it

Bartley: You’re brave then

Carly: desperate ive been called

Bartley: not for me

Carly: not by you but its for u

Bartley: it is now

Carly: I am now

Bartley: soon

Carly: from right now

Bartley: you have been thinking about me since [the night of the lock debacle] 

Carly: since [she saw them kiss and wanted to die in the most exact timeframe we can put that] if you’re after having it right, boy

Bartley: shit

Bartley: you really are jealous

Carly: I hate her

Carly: youre turning me into someone I’m never

Bartley: you’re still the sweetest to me

Carly: when you taste me ill forgive you

Carly: maybe her too but im not promising like

Bartley: you should hate her, that’s how it made me feel

Carly: did it?

Bartley: maybe I can’t hate them forever, we’re family

Bartley: but when it all went down, ‘course

Carly: don’t hate them forever

Carly: I’ll make it up to u, for everything

Bartley: You can do better

Carly: I’ll do anything

Carly: say it & its good as already done

Bartley: I know you’d do anything but what do you want to do

Carly: youre asking me?

Bartley: go on

Carly: no one ever has before I’m 😳

Bartley: Good

Carly: for an answer…

Carly: I want you to kiss me

Bartley: I will

Carly: when?

Bartley: when you’re not black and blue no more

Carly: k but you’re not to 💪🥊🤕 my dealer so’s we match in the time between

Bartley: Be all the better I never see his face again

Carly: I’m about to try my hardest to give him no cause to show it nowhere I’m @ or off to

Bartley: Glad to hear it

Carly: til im glad to chuck myself down the stairs for my personality to put a stop to itself

Carly: & you reckon erin’s a 1 for hers

Bartley: don’t I know yours yet?

Carly: my god I don’t even know it yet

Bartley: how can you reckon it so terrible then

Carly: my ma reckoned on turning to 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈 herself for a reason & ive no daddy for another

Bartley: both being your mammy has no sense

Carly: you’ve sense to move yourself from me in ways of your own

Bartley: it’s not right, for girls and boys to be friends, not to us

Bartley: it isn’t personal

Carly: it’ll be personal this time, most it can

Bartley: because it’s private

Carly: what if you don’t like me underneath? what am I to do?

Bartley: I already do

Carly: oh

Bartley: oh, yeah, alright

Bartley: so stop worrying

Carly: if I cover myself w makeup & clothes to mean none of the bruises show u could stop me worrying

Bartley: no, I don’t want to see you yet

Carly: sorry I’ll be 😇✨🙏

Bartley: I’ll see you when you’re all better

Carly: 😁🤍🌞☁️🌼🌻🌚🌟🌠🤍

Bartley: if you need somewhere to hide out from your mammy whilst I’m at work, you can use my ‘van

Bartley: I have a spare [wherever a boy would, in the BBQ perhaps]

Carly: you’ll make me cry 🥺😢😭

Bartley: ah, don’t do that

Carly: but its that kind of u

Bartley: you can have Ali in but no one else, alright

Carly: I swear

Carly: to treat the place even better than if it was my own

Bartley: it’s a deal then

Carly: 🤝💚

Carly: [okay so the first day she uses his caravan, which I don’t imagine is anywhere near the next day after what we just did because she’s got a detox to do and many a panic attack to have, but whenever it is during the bruise fading 2 week period, we ALL know she’s gonna tidy up his caravan top to bottom for the whole day basically so it’s the tidiest it’s ever been (including washing the blanket she used before obvs) and pick him some of the flowers that are around and about for his table and leave him some kind of one pot meal that he only has to heat up when he gets back from work, it’s FINE]

Bartley: Was all this you?

Carly: I’m sorry

Carly: I only meant to wash up ☕️🥄 I’d used but I started & never stopped

Carly: don’t be 😤😠 @ me

Bartley: Why would I be mad at you

Bartley: I thought my mammy had been ‘round, you didn’t have to do any of this

Carly: I got carried away, like 😳

Carly: might be you dont even eat [whatever she has made which is the most lowkey and chill and boy safe meal ever but we’re still scared he’ll hate it]

Bartley: I do

Bartley: Thanks, for everything

Carly: its nothing

Carly: nowhere near as nice as letting me borrow your van today

Bartley: it’s very nice

Bartley: and I’m not good with words so I don’t know how to tell you it’s not nothing but yeah

Carly: u did us a double favour not the other way round

Carly: keeping me busy 🌺🐝🍯 & out from under my mas feet

Bartley: I feel like I should give you something, like

Carly: you already gave me knowing of where 🔑 was

Bartley: suppose so

Carly: w out it id be 😈😝😜🤪😈

Bartley: I’m impressed

Carly: I can keep the devil out or the dust?

Bartley: two birds one stone, weren’t it

Carly: sure & ive some sanity kept in either way

Bartley: can tell you look after your ma and not the right way ‘round

Carly: I told you so but yea now you’ve been shown too

Bartley: the chinese is gonna wonder where I am

Carly: idm if you feel you’ve to tell me when to take a day off

Carly: for ur 🥡🥢🍜 craving’s sake

Bartley: less of a craving when it’s what I have every night my ma’s not made something, you’re grand

Carly: every night? 😅

Carly: come now boy you’ll have the heart attack before I’ll

Bartley: Sure it depends what we’re driving past on the way home

Bartley: don’t judge me, girl

Carly: what I’m gonna do is care for u every night your mammy’s her other mouths to feed

Carly: then you’ll stay 💪💚 as you are

Bartley: what about yours?

Bartley: she can’t be risking 🥡🥢🍜 every night

Carly: nor can I

Carly: but 1 portion extra won’t be no bother to me if wes all eat the same

Bartley: sounds good to me

Carly: not seen the inside of the chinese since [whatever special occasion it’s a tradition for whether that’s boxing day or your mum’s bday or whatever, we’re giving it’s been ages but now this boy has made her want one haha]

Bartley: I owe you one now

Bartley: what do you get?

Carly: nah you’re grand

Carly: my ma’s no believer in the 🧚‍♀️🥡🥢🍜🧚‍♀️ & what else would I tell her?

Bartley: you can have it at mine

Bartley: no need to share your [thing that everyone always wants like spring rolls or prawn toast and you’d have to fight over in a fam]

Carly: or my [and tell him your order even though you’re sure he’ll make fun of you because I imagine it’s the kind of thing George mocks in his vids because your mother is that chav and you’ve clearly been having the same thing since you were an even younger child than the child you still are cos anxiety be like]

Carly: but I’m to wait [however long is left of your he doesn't want to see you with bruises era] then? 🥺💔😢💔😭💔

Bartley: ‘fraid so

Bartley: you’ll be all the more hungry for it at least

Carly: you don’t reckon ive worked up appetite enough for all your talk of being impressed w me

Bartley: you must be knackered, definitely 

Carly: 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 I’ll sleep well 

Carly: another favour you’ll have done by me

Bartley: you did it yourself, along with making this place look brand new

Carly: least I can til I look new again myself

Bartley: not like you owed me anything

Carly: I wanted to do something kind back w the 🔑 cos of your  offer being kind in itself

Bartley: I didn’t offer just to be nice

Carly: you just are

Bartley: not always

Carly: I’ve had time to think of how often it’s been true & it’s more than not

Bartley: it has?

Bartley: I’ll have to take your word

Carly: I don’t blame you doubting it when there’s plenty ive only ever wanted to be true but this is

Bartley: I just don’t feel like I’ve been that nice to you

Bartley: just not the worst

Carly: you’re the nicest take my word

Bartley: alright

Carly: I like your [something she saw in his caravan] 

Bartley: oh

Bartley: I probably should’ve tidied up better myself before I left

Carly: you werent expecting me

Carly: & im not teasing, I mean it

Carly: [say something more specific about why you like the thing because you really do]

Bartley: was today the first time you came over?

Carly: yea

Carly: 1st I went from feeling like I couldn’t leave ours to I feckin had to go that minute there or else

Bartley: yeah, know the feeling

Bartley: I’m glad, that you did

Carly: me too

Bartley: I know I could just say I’ll see you now but I can’t

Bartley: I know I’ll not be alright with it

Carly: I’m not after u 👀 @ me  ❤️💜💙 either

 Carly: but I forget when ive had the day 💭 of you w all your things round me

Bartley: as long as we’re on the same page

Carly: we’re right to wait

Carly: & as you’ve clean sheets to lie on no reason it’ll hurt you to

Bartley: oh am I to get a good nights sleep too?

Carly: unless you can’t for 💭 of me in your bedroom

Bartley: might’ve crossed my mind

Carly: luckily I never kept u from your work having no knowing I was there doing my own for you yet

Carly: I’m still to be counted as 😇✨🙏 how I said I’d behave

Bartley: can’t fault you, nah

Carly: my cooking maybe when you’ve tried it

Bartley: I wouldn’t say, I’ve got manners

Carly: I can’t tell your mammy & if u hate it I’d sooner be told than feed you shite you’ve no stomach for

Bartley: It isn’t

Carly: you like it?

Bartley: ‘course, yeah

Carly: yay

Bartley: Yay, you’re gas

Carly: what’s gas?

Bartley: you, you’re funny

Carly: can’t I be 😁😁😁 you’re not 🤢🤮?

Bartley: you can

Bartley: but why would I be, you’re no dope, you know how to cook

Carly: for my ma

Carly: you’ve not killed your tastebuds 🚬🍺🍷🥃

Bartley: you don’t need to worry, alright

Carly: I’m not now, you like it

Bartley: Good

Carly: & you don’t have need to worry yourself bb

Carly: not about us im getting 😁🤍🌞☁️🌼🌻🌚🌟🌠

Bartley: I know

Carly: you’ll 👀

Bartley: yeah, so there’d be no point in you lying, I believe you 

Carly: you can trust me to tell yous all the truth

Carly: i am even when you’d be after hearing a lie instead

Bartley: I’ve seen you put your foot in it enough to know

Carly: you’re never far when it happens like but I take less offence to that than I used to

Bartley: you’re not the only one that makes a fool of themselves

Bartley: have been know to, unfortunately, so

Carly: much less often

Carly: you’re grand

Bartley: I’m trying to fit in

Bartley: you know you don’t

Carly: we won’t ever be welcome or belong

Carly: its my earliest knowing of what was so with living here

Bartley: has she ever said why here

Carly: not to me

Carly: but sure she’d wear her not fitting in like an honour, being so for the drama you hate

Bartley: that’s usually why gorjas try to be about us, sure

Carly: hear a story of hers you’ve em all there’s sense in that being an old & done to its death 1 as well

Bartley: Parents are just like that, a bit

Carly: doesnt jesus have words written down about how you’re to talk of your mammy & daddy?

Bartley: yes, but I never dishonoured ‘em

Bartley: I just mean they’ve their own words on everything and by the time you’re in double digits, you’ve heard ‘em all twice over at least

Carly: true enough, he’d probably agree anyway having had god & joseph both as his daddys

Bartley: must be so

Carly: I wonder where mine is & what words hes living by

Bartley: do you think about your daddy a lot?

Carly: I try not to he’d never be impressed by me 

Bartley: Can’t be very impressive himself, unless she gave him no clue of you

Carly: given who shes picked else since might be best I’m kept in darkness over him

Bartley: but you’d like to know, still

Carly: to have some real clue instead of my guesses would be something but hers are all she has

Bartley: a guess is just that, it can’t give you anything but it also can’t mess you up 

Bartley: like you said, you don’t know how bad it could be

Carly: you’re so 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: yeah, I know

Carly: but by the same logic my ma could be worse herself or I could be w out 1 at all

Carly: meaning ive some 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Bartley: couldn’t it always be worse

Bartley: don’t mean you have to be glad and grateful 

Carly: if not I’d be 😤🍋😠🍋😡😈🤬😈 & 🥺💔😢💔😭💔

Carly: if im not trying to find the good what am I trying to do?

Bartley: you don’t have to let her walk all over you and take the piss though

Bartley: there’s nothing 😁😁😁 about that

Carly: u don’t have to live with her

Bartley: no, you do

Carly: & my god I’m trying my best

Bartley: okay

Carly: you’ve always something to say to put me in the wrong

Bartley: that’s not what I said

Carly: it is

Bartley: It ain’t, don’t tell me what I said

Carly: I heard what you said

Bartley: yeah and how you interpret my words is on you and your brain

Carly: sure look its been a 1 minute since you could find fault w me & now here’s your 1st chance to be back calling us mental again

Carly: have ur fun, boy

Bartley: Jesus Christ

Bartley: whatever

Carly: k yea whatever

[ihavemanyhusbands]

it’s me hi I’m the problem it’s me 🌱

(idk if u listen to tswift but I love her okay now to the point)

I have a crush on a boy at my new job (ew) that hasn’t happened since I thought I was straight years ago oop (for context I went from straight to bi to now lesbian) ok actually he’s not a boy he’s a man literally 50+ yrs old but I guess that’s not that surprising for me considering I have a big fat crush on hannibal and will and various other fictional men that are old enough to b my father but they’re always FICTIONAL!!! this is a real live man!!!!! 😟 (making me question shit damn probably just comphet still) well ANYWAYS it is what it is and I am a simp for this man, he has the hottest deep voice, literally so tall and tan and jacked and has tattoos and he’s so sweet ugh basically definition of ‘looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll’ and I need him so badly it’s a problem, literally has me distracted at work thinking all types of inappropriate things bcs my mind is always in the gutter but I CANT HELP IT like he has to do a lot of physical labor in the lot outside the office and he does it SHIRTLESS and sweaty🥵and I can’t handle it I want this man so badly it’s not even funny!!!!

so yeah I had to share bcs we often thirst over the same men and you obv gotta know about the new man I want to break my back😵‍💫🌱

ABeifkwoqosjdbfkdodienfkf OK FUCKKK I LOVE THIS FOR YOU!!! I wish i had some eye candy at work 😤 ufbdiwkxkx the way we would simp and drool together if we were coworkers tho 😭😭😭😭 HE SOUNDS LIKE A DREAMMANAJAJS

Anyways no i dont listen to her im so sorry (i listen to almost anything but im very into metal rn lol)

PLS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD KEEP ME UPDATED LOVE YOU 😘bdjdislsms

[wonwoonlight]

OFC YOU'RE MY FAV WRITERRR 😚 if theres someone ever talk badly about your writing, I WILL PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE 😡🤜🏻👤

when you said that it felt like reading a little sister's diary i was like IEBDIENJDBD YOU MAKE ME SHY (≧//w//≦) [yup im using emoticon instead of emoji because theres none that can describe how im feeling 😤] + maybe im rarely talk & write in english too so thats why my sentence looks like kinda childish sometimes (?)

hmm i think i will spend my breaks by watch some old svt content because im a baby carat actually 🥹 and watch kdramas & read a little bit webtoon i guess because the one that im watching currently is from webtoon which is see you in my 19th life. the kdrama is still on going so i guess i will read the webtoon while waiting for the new episodes 😪 basically i think i will not going anywhere at all because i really like to stay at home like woozi 😂

+ do some research about skincare and makeup that suitable for me. even though im 19, i swear my only basic step is cleanser because i dont face any skin problem that kinda bad such as acne, scars etc and my sisters said that my skin kinda the most flawless one among our sibling 🤷🏻‍♀️ but dont worry i've come to my sense now 😌 my problem right now are dull & uneven skin tone 🫤 so yup im gonna do it properly now 😤

to answer your question regarding my ideal type in relationship,,, tbh idk the exact ideal type because i have never ever been in a relationship actually so im not sure who is the closest one 😂 i think maybe scoups, jeonghan, hoshi & mingyu �� (i cant pick one 😌) in conclusion, i think the one that extroverted & fun, lead in relationship, make me feel protected & appreciated are my ideal type i guess 🥰 (im sorry it become lengthy here & idk why suddenly it become my ideal type presentation kind of situation here 😭)

its kinda sucks actually because even i myself dont know how my behaviour will be like if im in a relationship 😭 like am i gonna be the childish one or the matured one 🧐 talking about relationship i want to tell you a story about me and this boy but i will continue tomorrow because it become reallllllyyyy long so i will stop hereee

btw how are you doing lately? i hope the world not being too cruel much for you 🫂

- 🎀 anon

OMG NO DONT GET VIOLENCE FOR MY SAKE BUT THANK U I LOVE YOUUUU

Your english is fine but yes you're very cute!!!!! I love having younger sisters bc i only have younger brother irl lol and even that emoji itself is very younger sister of you😭😭😭😭🩷🩷

WELCOMEEEEE BABY CARATTTTTT!!! Pls never hesitate to come here and relay ur commentary on svt contents lol i love hearing them. I hope you're gonna have fun!!!!

Oh my skincare research can be an ass... i take the easy route of asking my friend who alrd did her research, until i decide I'll just choose whatever bc, in the end, it's kind of a game a of luck 😭 what works for other might not work for you. So, wishing you luck!!!!

I've been good!!! I'm gonna fly home for a few days so I'm excited bc it's been 9 months since I last saw my family haha. I had to miss classes for that, but it's gonna be worth it so whatever lol.

[girlcockholmes]

my dad breaking gender roles by being a huge karen ✊🏻

[fucktheroyals]

djdhwjdenjdjdndk I think I found the right articles to explain narcissism to me. thank god. Some possible solutions to my shitty personality have opened to me.

[kuiinncedes]

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[snekdood]

a cis woman: the patriarchy makes it impossible for men to be vulnerable and open and express their feelings and cry

also that cis woman: men are horrible and you cant say anything negative about this post bc that just means you're horrible and no i dont care if you cry