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Enid: Sometimes Wednesday can get so freakinβ jealous.
Bianca: Says the girl who put the last guy to hit on Addams in the hospital.
Enid: Hey! Itβs not my fault he was allergic to dogs!
Bianca: Bitch, he went into hemorrhagic shock, NOT anaphylactic!
Enid: See? What kind of dumbass goes after my Willa if he canβt handle a little blood loss?
Bianca: A little blood loss? He lost half a gallon!
Enid: *sniffs* Well, if his blood was so important, he wouldβve done a better job of keeping it inside.
Bianca: Enid, you nearly took off his head!
Enid: *shrugs* He slipped.
Bianca: *incredulous* He⦠slipped.
Enid: Yup.
Bianca: Throat firstβonto your claws.
Enid: *checks her nails* Poor guy was totes clumsy. Tragic, really.
Bianca: π
Bianca: Enid, seriously, do you understand me when I say that if he wasnβt a werewolf, he would be dead right now?
Enid: *blinks* You meanβ¦
Bianca: *serious nod* You would have committed murder.
Enid: π€
Enid: Youβre rightβ
Bianca: Oh thank fuck.
Enid: βI bet Grandmama can get me some real silver nail polish for next time.
Bianca: π«
#jealousy#unhinged enid sinclair#enid sinclair#bianca barclay#wenclair#incorrect wenclair#incorrect wednesday addams#incorrect wednesday quotes#incorrect quotes#wednesday netflix#enid x wednesday#wednesday x enid
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Bobby: I murdered my family π€ Eddie: My son found me with his dead mother
Hot Priest: π€π¬π²π
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No Need to Worry Over Sunshine
(This is connected to this short little post. This is also inspired @anastasiariley10123βs comment and @froginmygardenβs reblog of that post :D)
Marvel had been missing for a week. A whole week. He always comes to the Watchtower at least once a day! Yet hadnβt come all week! Anyone who messaged him on the communicators werenβt even getting any β:Dβs too! Theyβre just getting β:)βs! Something was totally wrong. So imagine their surprise and slight horror when Flash went spilled some critical information when Clark and Hal came to relieve them from monitor duty.
After the monitor duty with Marvelβ¦
Marvel: *dipped out so fast to not have to deal with the stares*
GL: *didnβt see the gray* βWhatβs with him?β
Supes: *peaks out of the monitor room to see Marvel turning a corner out of sight* βIs Cap alright?β
Flash: *sitting, wondering if Marvel is dying or something*
GL: βWallyβ¦? Buddy? You good?β
Flash: βIthinkMarvelisdying.β *says super fast*
GL: βWhat?β
Supes: βWhat?!β *actually understood him*
Flash: βI think Marvel is dying.β
GL and Supes: *share a look*
Supes: βWha- Why? Why do you think that?β
Flash: βWell, heβs going gray.β
GL: βAgain, what?β
Flash: βAnd when I asked him about it, he nearly had a mental breakdown.β
Supes and GL: *share another look*
Supes: βUhmβ¦ Did you ask him why heβs gray?
Flash: βWell, no, but-β
GL: *watching the monitors* βAw shoot. Aliens in Metropolis.β
Supes, Flash, GL: *groans of annoyance*
Supes: βWeβll talk about this later.β
A little bit laterβ¦
JL: *just finished fighting the aliens*
Aquaman: βGeez, I canβt believe this is a weekly occurrence.β *looks at Marvel for a second before doing a double take* βWhat the hell happened to your hair?β
Marvel: βHuh? Uhβ¦β *forgot to do a charm spell to cover the grey*
WW: βBrother, are you alright? You certainly shouldnβt be graying at your age.β
Other JL: *crowding Marvel in concern*
Marvel: βI mean, I am getting old Diana.β
WW: βOld? Brother you said you were nine.β
Flash: βNine?β
WW: βNine as in nine thousand years old.β
Marvel: βUhmβ¦ Well, no. Itβs more like nineβ¦β
Solomon: βGo bigger, Billy.β
Marvel: ββ¦hundred thousand.β
JL besides Marvel: *looks of utter shock (π)*
Marvel: βSoβ¦ yeah.β *awkward smile*
Flash: *sounds and looks horrified* βSO I WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE SO GONNA DIE!β
Marvel: βWHAT. No! Iβm not gonna die! I have at least another hundred thousand years!β
They were all extremely relieved when they found that out. Heβd outlive them all, which now that they thought about, was actually terrible for Marvel. But hey! At least he has a little lot of time left.
A little bit laterβ¦
Batman: βWere you a caveman?β
Marvel: βHmm? Yeah.β
Also, someone recorded this entire interaction with a drone after the attack. People are calling him a silver fox now. He actually considered killing himself. (He said that outloud and the JL looked at him like π¨. Marvel: just kidding guys :D)
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#captain marvel dc#fawcett city#fawcett comics#fawcett#the flash#wally west#green lantern#hal jordan#superman#clark kent#wonder woman#diana prince#arthur curry#aquaman#batman#bruce wayne
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yeah cause i think mine are just really bad like im failing english probably, but everyone compliments it so i dont know how to feel??? π
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this is a really beautiful shot actually
#i forgot what happened but everybody like π canakun like π
and rusia like π. beautiful#i should draw wifey in that outfit more actually also#slop
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Dick, after listening to Vengeance Saga: β¦
Bruce: Donβt-
Dick: Hole-y Poseidon, Batman!
The bat-family: π
The Olympians: π
Ody, in the Elysium: π₯³πππ
#epic the musical#athena#epic odysseus#odysseus#jorge rivera herrans#epic athena#calypso#dc comics#epic#epic calypso#batman#night wing#Bruce Wayne#vengeance saga#epic poseidon#nightwing#dick grayson#epic the cyclops saga#epic musical
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Template under the cut + unedited:
#''Yea im working on an edit'' The edit in question:#Had to add in & change some stuff in the templates cuz both had the same desc (Like the f/f one) or i just cant think of a ship that fits#the ft fandom shockingly doesnt have that much incest. Which makes sense tbh none of the siblings have much chemistry π#nillas#fairy tail#nalu#bixfreed#erbis#zeravis#erzajane#fraxus#annalogia#laharbolt#gajevy#chendy#kyoka x seilah#graylu#kinabra#jerza#dorandy#lisvia#mystwalker#gratsulu#elfever#orfus#max x warren#canajane#zervis#made the template myself everyone clap for me π#This was supposed to be for my ocs but my brainrot is kicking in again i think
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i beef with american northerners regularly but that is nothing compared to when i see the brits come on here and whine about stupid americans. i will shoot you with a gun. βiβm so scared πβ iβm a lesbian woman in kentucky and youβve never had a layover in new york youβll be fucking fine. realize how insensitive you sound. women in florida just definitively lost the right to choose. itβs not fucking about you.
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Kaito.Momota32: fuck guys did you hear Ouma won the USelections
xXDetectiveSaihara: omg what π this is what happens when everyone votes third party
Therealmakiharukawa: sickening... they couldn't even choose the lesser of two evils
HajimeHinataUltimate: Komaeda literally also wants to spread despair, he said during the debate that he will plunge the world into despair...
Therealmakiharukawa: But it's still better than Ouma winning, i pray for my lgbt friends
Naegi MakotoβοΈ: I voted for Komaeda because the popular idol Sayaka Maizono appeared with him on Saturday Night Live
KorekiyointheTomb: But it wasn't enough to save anyone in the end ππ«Άπ»πΊπ²
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guess my bias challenge⦠ANYWAYS THESE ARE THE NAILS I DREW UP FOR TDS3 CONCERT AND MY NAIL TECH ATEEEEEE
also this is my first time seeing them and i fly out for the london concert tomorrow from Melbourne and im like why am i so SCAREDππ
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I understand why so many fics have PadmΓͺ be like, besties with Obi-Wan or considers him this really good friend he and she can snicker about Anakin's clownery.
But it's honestly way more funny to me when they're like,civil and tense...Padme treating Obi-Wan as her very Catholic Mother In-Law and Obi-Wan more of a "This woman who girlbossed,manipulated, gaslighted and gatekept my young and impressionable padawan. ππππ At least keeps him distracted and happy, I guess"
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Just
Just give it a listen
I promise it's not too badddd
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I HAD TO LAY ON TGE FLOOR A NF CATCH MY BREATH CUZ HOW AHRD I FUCK ING WHEEZED HELL O GODDAMIY JESUSUSYHD
#HELLO#HHEEEELLOOOOOO SAILOR DHJSHXJDBCJS#what the fuck did i just type#WHA T THE FUCK HOW DID THAT COME FROM MY HANDS#πππππππππππππππππ#yeah im gonna delete that tag and just leave yall wondering cuz i think this audio w/ mal context made me feral#youll forever be left to wonder the horrors that lie between 'hello sailor' and my snap back to sanity#speaking of actually time to lose my shit again#HHDHDWISDBWNBXKDCKFOEBWIDHEKSHDJWYSIWIDWIDBDJDHSJJSKWJCJSHEYWHEKWHDJDKCJDEIWHDNEKDHSUEIWYSKWYDEJDHJCNSCBSJDUEWKDNWBXKSDKXNDKEJHEWUWUWODHWHXN#HAGWIWUWJDBSBXDHEIEUEUWUSJWHXNAJWUEKFBXNSJHDWOFNXKJXWGUEDJVSJXBSYEIWUDIDBKXHWJDJCWHENXJWUDBXJDHDUWKFHEJCJENEDHDJDBDKWJXMHSCJDKDBSJXJSIXDHWID#HSHSKWHDNDBKSJCJSHEKHEWIJXJWHUDEJXNSBCJSUWWKBXJDJXNDBEJDKFICEHYWIRIHSNCKDHWUDNXHDHNEEJWKCBEKDHWIFBEIXNWIXBSNCBJFRULFVKCHDHXUEJUEJSYXJSBEUEJF#NDHDIRJFNCHDUEKWEIWUEKEUXBWJHDJCUWUWOXHWNXBSKDIRICMUSHEKSDENXNSGWIDHSCNDUWUDKEUOWDNYWJXNWIYWUWHCNSUCBWKNCUSUWHDJXBXMSKWUDYWIDHSYXHEUWBXJWJJD#HELP M EE XNSJDHSHDWKSBSNXBMSJXKSHEIDYWYWYWTWEHIWBDNCJDHEJDJENCHWYWKOSWHYDEJUDSKXKCJDUWISHDWUIDEBCKQOEKUEWODKQHODCHCNJDYWOWJDUDBCJWGWIWJDJD#MA LWAE R#MALWARW#MALWARE MY BELOVED#GAAH DAMN#SJHSIWWKDHEHXSHCNDBDMSDIWHUEWIDHWEYWUDHWJX#JESU S CHRISPU#HDNDHEJDHWJDBSJXUWIBSKDNXKAYEIEOFOSJCYEUEGEJWXNWGWYWUWHDNECKSHWYWTYSEHHDJSBXKDYWYWOWJHRKRBFJDHUFEUUQOEYWIBDJDJS#AWOWAWOWOIWUAIWOWIWJSJBDJEUWOWJAHEKEHWOHDWOJDBEKDHAISKWHDKDDKCDYJDEUOEOFFUUEUWBDMCJDIBCSKCJSKXKSBDHEHEKXBDKCNDKSJWYOWKWNXKSNXHDUEWKDHWISKDKD#FU CK
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Ana MenΓ©ndez, βWhy We Left,β In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd
#words#prose#ana menΓ©ndez#in cuba i was a german shepherd#memory#photo#tais toi lys#πππππππππππππππππ#this quote hit me like a gut punch
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Huhπ
absolutely insane shit happening on twitter
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so how about part 41 huh
#theyβre so sillyyyy#also I LOVE when Arthur interacts with animals SO much heβs so fucking cute when he does that#Arthur Lester the majority of the time: πππ€π π€¬π€π#Arthur Lester when he sees a whimsical little creature: βΊοΈπππ₯°ππππ€©π₯Ήπ₯Ή#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#art#my art#i spent way too long on this besties Iβm ngl#Arthur turned out looking so cute tho I think :3
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