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paranoianist Β· 2 days ago
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Challenge:
How far can this post spread only through mentions, only those mentioned can reblog,
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achromatophoric Β· 3 days ago
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Enid: Sometimes Wednesday can get so freakin’ jealous.
Bianca: Says the girl who put the last guy to hit on Addams in the hospital.
Enid: Hey! It’s not my fault he was allergic to dogs!
Bianca: Bitch, he went into hemorrhagic shock, NOT anaphylactic!
Enid: See? What kind of dumbass goes after my Willa if he can’t handle a little blood loss?
Bianca: A little blood loss? He lost half a gallon!
Enid: *sniffs* Well, if his blood was so important, he would’ve done a better job of keeping it inside.
Bianca: Enid, you nearly took off his head!
Enid: *shrugs* He slipped.
Bianca: *incredulous* He… slipped.
Enid: Yup.
Bianca: Throat firstβ€”onto your claws.
Enid: *checks her nails* Poor guy was totes clumsy. Tragic, really.
Bianca: 😟
Bianca: Enid, seriously, do you understand me when I say that if he wasn’t a werewolf, he would be dead right now?
Enid: *blinks* You mean…
Bianca: *serious nod* You would have committed murder.
Enid: πŸ€”
Enid: You’re rightβ€”
Bianca: Oh thank fuck.
Enid: β€”I bet Grandmama can get me some real silver nail polish for next time.
Bianca: 😫
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queerfables Β· 14 hours ago
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Bobby: I murdered my family 🀝 Eddie: My son found me with his dead mother
Hot Priest: 🀐😬😲😟
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wonderjanga Β· 2 days ago
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No Need to Worry Over Sunshine
(This is connected to this short little post. This is also inspired @anastasiariley10123’s comment and @froginmygarden’s reblog of that post :D)
Marvel had been missing for a week. A whole week. He always comes to the Watchtower at least once a day! Yet hadn’t come all week! Anyone who messaged him on the communicators weren’t even getting any β€˜:D’s too! They’re just getting β€˜:)’s! Something was totally wrong. So imagine their surprise and slight horror when Flash went spilled some critical information when Clark and Hal came to relieve them from monitor duty.
After the monitor duty with Marvel…
Marvel: *dipped out so fast to not have to deal with the stares*
GL: *didn’t see the gray* β€œWhat’s with him?”
Supes: *peaks out of the monitor room to see Marvel turning a corner out of sight* β€œIs Cap alright?”
Flash: *sitting, wondering if Marvel is dying or something*
GL: β€œWally…? Buddy? You good?”
Flash: β€œIthinkMarvelisdying.” *says super fast*
GL: β€œWhat?”
Supes: β€œWhat?!” *actually understood him*
Flash: β€œI think Marvel is dying.”
GL and Supes: *share a look*
Supes: β€œWha- Why? Why do you think that?”
Flash: β€œWell, he’s going gray.”
GL: β€œAgain, what?”
Flash: β€œAnd when I asked him about it, he nearly had a mental breakdown.”
Supes and GL: *share another look*
Supes: β€œUhm… Did you ask him why he’s gray?
Flash: β€œWell, no, but-”
GL: *watching the monitors* β€œAw shoot. Aliens in Metropolis.”
Supes, Flash, GL: *groans of annoyance*
Supes: β€œWe’ll talk about this later.”
A little bit later…
JL: *just finished fighting the aliens*
Aquaman: β€œGeez, I can’t believe this is a weekly occurrence.” *looks at Marvel for a second before doing a double take* β€œWhat the hell happened to your hair?”
Marvel: β€œHuh? Uh…” *forgot to do a charm spell to cover the grey*
WW: β€œBrother, are you alright? You certainly shouldn’t be graying at your age.”
Other JL: *crowding Marvel in concern*
Marvel: β€œI mean, I am getting old Diana.”
WW: β€œOld? Brother you said you were nine.”
Flash: β€œNine?”
WW: β€œNine as in nine thousand years old.”
Marvel: β€œUhm… Well, no. It’s more like nine…”
Solomon: β€œGo bigger, Billy.”
Marvel: β€œβ€¦hundred thousand.”
JL besides Marvel: *looks of utter shock (😟)*
Marvel: β€œSo… yeah.” *awkward smile*
Flash: *sounds and looks horrified* β€œSO I WAS RIGHT! YOU ARE SO GONNA DIE!”
Marvel: β€œWHAT. No! I’m not gonna die! I have at least another hundred thousand years!”
They were all extremely relieved when they found that out. He’d outlive them all, which now that they thought about, was actually terrible for Marvel. But hey! At least he has a little lot of time left.
A little bit later…
Batman: β€œWere you a caveman?”
Marvel: β€œHmm? Yeah.”
Also, someone recorded this entire interaction with a drone after the attack. People are calling him a silver fox now. He actually considered killing himself. (He said that outloud and the JL looked at him like 😨. Marvel: just kidding guys :D)
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kamkazoo Β· 20 hours ago
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yeah cause i think mine are just really bad like im failing english probably, but everyone compliments it so i dont know how to feel??? 😟
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kalashnikovlobotomy Β· 3 days ago
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this is a really beautiful shot actually
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bibliophilicbi Β· 2 days ago
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Dick, after listening to Vengeance Saga: …
Bruce: Don’t-
Dick: Hole-y Poseidon, Batman!
The bat-family: 😟
The Olympians: 😟
Ody, in the Elysium: πŸ₯³πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ–•
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vaniliens Β· 15 hours ago
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jeyneofpoole Β· 2 days ago
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i beef with american northerners regularly but that is nothing compared to when i see the brits come on here and whine about stupid americans. i will shoot you with a gun. β€œi’m so scared πŸ˜Ÿβ€ i’m a lesbian woman in kentucky and you’ve never had a layover in new york you’ll be fucking fine. realize how insensitive you sound. women in florida just definitively lost the right to choose. it’s not fucking about you.
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marudeinusa Β· 2 days ago
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Kaito.Momota32: fuck guys did you hear Ouma won the USelections
xXDetectiveSaihara: omg what 😭 this is what happens when everyone votes third party
Therealmakiharukawa: sickening... they couldn't even choose the lesser of two evils
HajimeHinataUltimate: Komaeda literally also wants to spread despair, he said during the debate that he will plunge the world into despair...
Therealmakiharukawa: But it's still better than Ouma winning, i pray for my lgbt friends
Naegi Makotoβœ”οΈ: I voted for Komaeda because the popular idol Sayaka Maizono appeared with him on Saturday Night Live
KorekiyointheTomb: But it wasn't enough to save anyone in the end πŸ˜ŸπŸ«ΆπŸ»πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡²
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sunghoonsgfreal Β· 2 days ago
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guess my bias challenge… ANYWAYS THESE ARE THE NAILS I DREW UP FOR TDS3 CONCERT AND MY NAIL TECH ATEEEEEE
also this is my first time seeing them and i fly out for the london concert tomorrow from Melbourne and im like why am i so SCAREDπŸ˜ŸπŸ˜…
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sherlockholmeshound Β· 2 days ago
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I understand why so many fics have PadmΓͺ be like, besties with Obi-Wan or considers him this really good friend he and she can snicker about Anakin's clownery.
But it's honestly way more funny to me when they're like,civil and tense...Padme treating Obi-Wan as her very Catholic Mother In-Law and Obi-Wan more of a "This woman who girlbossed,manipulated, gaslighted and gatekept my young and impressionable padawan. πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜Ÿ At least keeps him distracted and happy, I guess"
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stormbreaker-290 Β· 2 months ago
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I promise it's not too badddd
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malinaa Β· 1 year ago
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Ana MenΓ©ndez, β€œWhy We Left,” In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd
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andromeda-pleiades Β· 2 days ago
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Huh😟
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absolutely insane shit happening on twitter
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sunnibits Β· 20 days ago
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so how about part 41 huh
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