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[percylovesblue]

SAME I LOVE AUTHOR!PERCY

author!percy in greek gods and greek heroes is everything actually. annabeth or his other friends peeking over his shoulder and making comments, which he includes in the book cause he loves them so much. his publisher bribing him with unlimited blue food to make another book. him writing the books in the first place even though he was dyslexic but because he genuinely want "us" to learn from his mistakes. him randomly being like "oooh this reminds me of jason" "oooh this reminds me of annabeth". percy in chalice of the gods just joking about autocorrect.

author!percy guys, author!percy. did I mention how much I love author!percy?

[cutegirl9]

—(๑♡__♡๑)

thinking about bully!Sukuna who fucks you sooo hard from behind in a empty classroom.

pulling your hair back and whispering in you’re ear about how he loves that wet cunt and how it’s squeezing him

3 orgasm later he finally pulls out and starts admiring the mess he made out of you, he will never admit it but he kinda finds you cute.

[aphroditeinthesea]

https://www.tumblr.com/aphroditeinthesea/773968497663492096/can-you-do-pjohoo-characters-x-child-of-eris

child of dionysus? :3

pjo x child of dionysus

🍇

jason grace

polar opposites yall are such cutie. you rbi g im out of his shell so much. like someone who’s spent his his whole life following very strict rules and orders and you just sorta don’t do any of that. you get him to actually sleep in past 7 am! wow! and sometimes when he has training at 1 he’ll be there at 1:02! crazy!!

percy jackson

maybe just maybe if you really really like him, your dad will actually call him percy. but when you two started dating you went up to your dad and were like “hey, what’s up, what’s going on, imdatingpercy, how are you doing, did you have a good day” and then 5 minutes later he’s like “you’re dating who?” anywho, percy loooves you. like he will come back from any quest with gifts for you.

leo valdez

you two throw the best parties. PDA non stop like you guys may throw parties but just make out the whole time once you’re like one drink deep. also sleepovers all the time in your cabin! freaky slumber parties!! whoo! what

luke castellan

starts out as dating in secret just because you know how Mr d is but then you get sick of it and just end up kissing him in the middle of camp. and literally everyone is just like 😦. and your dad is like 😟. but you two just start dying laughing.

travis stoll

you two match each other’s freak like ying and yang, like it might as well be a party when it’s just you two. sneaking out of camp for dates, going into the city, ugh perfect together tbh.

connor stoll

some reason I just thinks he loves loves loves kissing you. like i think you naturally always taste like a sweet wine and he will literally get drunk kissing you. he will def steal gifts for you but you 100% encourage it. like you two will be somewhere and you just look at him like “that’s a pretty necklace 😚😛” and he’s like “🤪🙂‍↕️” whatever tf that means

[lexisworlddddddd]

tubi genuinely what is this 😭

A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.

[moonriselabyrinth]

“Tammy Thompson?” 😟

“Jason Carver?” 😒

[madebycloud]

another exes to lovers jinx because that trope is one of my biggest guilty pleasures and i will die with it

[auntiejohn]

my grandma has GOT to stop defending donald trump💔💔

[awzer]

🤘😟

[coraz-ones]

“omg a 2-0 lead in the first 5 minutes?” i asked the san jose sharks “fuck you” said the sharks, who were actually the fuck you sharks

[chrattho1]

something about camo on matt that makes my pussy throb😟😟😟

[ivonhart]

can’t stop thinking about a in-ho x PLATONIC child fem!reader with a relationship similar to jinx and silco from arcane

like imagine the reader’s dad tricking her into going into the games (blub abandoned you at the meeting point) and when in-ho saw he’s like “wtf 😟🫵” cuz that wasn’t who the recruiter sought out so in addition to messing with go-hun he takes the reader underneath his wing

like just imagine:

reader: “so you run these games to punish people like my dad?”

in-ho: 🙂‍↕️

reader:

OR OR

the child reader had won a previous game and in-ho took her under his wing and molded her to be his successor or some shit and she basically joins him in messing with gi-hun

it wouldn’t be anything weird cuz I’m not a sicko - I just really want some in-ho dad content but not completely erase his complex character blah blah

I have too many story ideas and no time to write them god DAMN

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

😟😟😟

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

[luertrigo]

Taking drunk König home after a party you begged him to attend and then having to deal with him dry humping your leg the whole night because he's too far gone to suppress his nasty fantasies.

And you kinda let him do it? Of course you're not into that type of stuff, no... You're just repaying him for his hard work. Aren't you? 😟

[jkftkth]

i remember how triggered ex oomf got over ppl calling jk’s ck shoot an exploration of androgyny. they tried to downplay it to just a “crop top” which i found funny because there’s plenty of material elsewhere if u want to make a point of that but um yea anyway 😟

[stormbreaker-290]

Just

Just give it a listen

I promise it's not too badddd

FUCK FU K FUFUCK FUCK DUCK FUCKJ DU JJCU JFHCUCJ UFU K JFUCK I FUCKING HEL L CHRIST ON A CRACKER FUCK INGSHIT OH GODS FUCK D UDE FU JK

I HAD TO LAY ON TGE FLOOR A NF CATCH MY BREATH CUZ HOW AHRD I FUCK ING WHEEZED HELL O GODDAMIY JESUSUSYHD

[malinaa]

Ana Menéndez, “Why We Left,” In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd