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[full-moon-so-bright]

not the cheeseman 😟

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

[bogleech]

I got glue on my fingers and the only thing that got it off was vigorous use of this things mouth 😟

[jerrydevine]

you 🫵 might have 🔍 noticed ☝️i 🧑‍🚒 almost died ☠️. again 🔁. yeah 👍 i've had a lot of close 🤏 calls 📞. this one 1️⃣ wasn't 🚫🙅 even my closest 🤏☠️. yeah 😞😥 eddie 😟. just ☝️ 🛑 let me finish 🤫. after 💁 the last 🔁 time 🕜, when that well 🕳️🏗️ collapsed 💔🤕 on top of me 🧑‍🚒❤️‍🩹... which you 🫵 survived 👼. after 💁 that... it got me 💬 thinking 💭🤔. you know, what ❓would happen to 🤓christopher 👶🧒 if i hadn't ☠️? so i 👁️ went 🏃 to my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 and changed ↩️ my will 📜🖋️. so someday 🗓️ if i didn't 🚫🙅 make it ☠️... 🤓 christopher 🧒 would be taken🧑‍🍼 care of 🫂. by you 🫵😇. what⁉️‼️ it's in ⬇️ my will 📜✍️, if i 👁️ die ☠️, you 🫵 become 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 christopher's 🤓🧒 legal ⚖️ guardian 👨‍👦. uh 😮 i 👁️ mean how ❓ does that 🤔 even work 💼? don't you 🫵 need ✅my consent 🤝💯? my attorney ⚖️🧑‍💼 said you 🫵 could ✅ refuse 🙅🚫. you 🫵 know ✅ i wouldn't 🙅😟. nah 😏, i know ✅ you 🙅 wouldn't 🚫. i mean, he 🧒🤓 has grandparents 👵👴, other family 👨‍👨‍👦. yeah 😔😞. after 💁 shannon 🧍‍♀️ left 🏃, they all tried 🤲 to guilt 😔 me into giving 🤲🤝 christopher 🧒🤓 to them 👴👵. it's not 🙅🚫 what i wanted ❤️ then 🗓️, it's not 🚫 what i want ❤️ now 📍. if it came 🧍 to that 😡😤, wouldn't they 👵👴 fight 💪👊🥊 for him 🧒🤓? i don't know 🤔. maybe 🤷. probably 🫢🙄😒. but no one 🚫🧍 will ever 👊 fight 🥊 for my 🤲 son 🧒🤓👨‍👦 as hard 💪 as you 🫵. that 🫂 is what i 👁️ want ❤️ for him 🧒🤓. well ☝️, you 🫵 said 🗣️ you did this 📜✍️ last year 🎉🗓️. why 🤨 are you 🫵 just telling 💬 me now 📍? because 😮‍💨, evan ☺️🥰😠🤗, you 🫵 came in ⬇️ here 🏥 the other day ↩️📆 and you 🗣️ said 🗣️ you thought 💭 it would have ↩️ been better 😁👍 if it had 🚒🧑‍🚒 been you 🫵 who was shot 🔫🩸. you 🫵 act 🎭🦸 like you're 🧍 expendable ☠️💔. but you're 🫵 wrong ❌🙅.

[milktearoyalty]

yeah this is great actually i love extreme anguish and misery

[imnotditzy]

Captain Marvel doesn’t know what a normal death is

(TW: mentions of death, brief mentions of murder gang violence)

No but really if you ask a street rat, literal living lighting, a bunch of ancient immortal people and a really wise king from a bajillion years ago, why would a reasonable answer be an option?

Like Billy thinks that if you’re 60 one of your feet are in the grave. Why? Because that was the life expectancy in the 50s. He's also homeless so he’s already more exposed to crime anyway, I wouldn’t doubt he thinks death by “minding someone else’s business” is common enough to be recorded as such in its own category and not murder. Also, he literally fights supervillains who try to kill him everyday? His view is skewed so much, that the damage might be irreversible. 😭

Moving on, Marvel is literally sentient magic. They can’t die, and if they can it’s not a thing that’s very easy to come by. The amount of work it takes to even do the equivalent of a paper cut is excessive, the concept of them dying would take a lot to set in. And they are a lost cause when it comes to knowing what a normal death is. The only “normal” deaths they’ve really paid attention to are the deaths of the Champions…and none of them had anything close to a normal death. (One of them literally gets hacked in two 💀)

The acronym; do I even have to explain? All of them besides Solomon, Heracles and Achilles literally haven’t died. And literally no hero in Greek mythology dies normally. Solomon is the only one who’s died of natural and normal causes, but he was alive in the BCE. That is a long time ago.

Now, Combine all of them together and what do you get? Captain Marvel: someone who does not have a correct interpretation of typical death!

This would probably concern others around them. Especially the JL, because I feel like Captain would mention this randomly.

—

(Green Lantern [Hal] and Captain Marvel were sent to investigate a crime scene together and they stumble upon the body.)

Captain Marvel: Aw…seems like their time came. (Captain’s got a sympathetic but large smile.)

Green Lantern (looking down at the stabbed body): Um, Cap?

Captain: It’s a shame. But I guess nothing could be done…

Lantern: Captain, they were stabbed???

Captain: Oh, I know. Happens to the best of people, right?

Lantern: Uh —No? Captain this is…worrying??

Captain: They’re in a better place now. Maybe.. ☺️

—

(They’re now back at the watchtower for a debrief, but it somehow turned into Batman questioning Captain Marvel.)

Batman: Captain can you explain why the body was not concerning to you?

(Batman’s staring at Captain intensely.)

Captain (confused smiling): …because there was nothing to worry about?

Batman (raising an eyebrow): Why?

Captain (hesitant): Because there’s probably not a serial killer or whatever running around? They killed an insider, it was gang violence.

Batman: How were you sure?

(Captain looks up to the side like their remembering before shrugging)

Captain: …Oh, I’ve seen similar bodies like that before.

—

(This occurrence is reason #5738 on why Captain Marvel cannot interact with civilians. But in Captain’s defense, how was Billy supposed to know lifespans updated?)

Captain Marvel (pointing at an “old” lady): Oh, she’s 62?

Citizen: Yeah?

Captain (sympathetic): Oh. It’s good she’s still on her feet though.

Citizen: What?

Captain: She’s thriving for her age, right?

Citizen: C—Captain Marvel, she’s 60 not 99. She just retired.

Captain (confused): Really? Why would they have her working so long if she’s nearing the end? (The lady turns around with this expression on her face: 😟)

Citizen: Because she wanted to?? Captain are you ageist?

Captain (never heard that word a day in his life): Uh, I don’t think so? What does that even mean??

(The media later somehow gets ahold of the footage and it becomes such a scandal it reaches the JL; Captain Marvel is then forced to have a public statement. At the giant press conference, Mary and Freddy are there standing next to him and laughing.)

Captain Marvel (whispering): Shut up, it’s not like you thought any different.

Miss Marvel (also whispering): Yeah but we’re not stupid enough to say it to their face, Captain.

Captain Marvel (still whispering): It’s not like you guys would have any less scandals than I do if you were in the media as much as I am.

Reporter (impatiently): Ahem. Marvels?

(Both siblings look like deer in headlights while Freddy laughs at them. They both apologize in unison.)

(Captain then clears their throat, they look like they’re dreading this.)

Captain Marvel: I am terribly sorry for what I said about [62yo citizen]. I hadn’t intended to be rude, but I seemed as such because I had a gap in my…

Solomon (telling him what to say): …Knowledge. I was under the assumption that the average lifespan wasn’t much longer than a person’s 60s…

Captain (repeating what Solomon’s saying): I now know that, while once true, that information is outdated.

(Billy went on for three more minutes, only stopping because the DTC got too bored and people were starting to give him funny looks.)

[meg-noel-art]

Did anyone actually enjoy the end of Arcane though? 😟 I feel like the only takes I've seen are utter, vitriolic criticism or disappointed indifference. I actively *enjoyed* the ending and thought it wrapped up pretty nicely.

It's feelin' lonely out here 😔

[icouldntfindquiet]

they post similar stuff on Twitter all the time so I don't think they are actually offended by anything, they are just trying to start trouble for no reason. It feels like a couple of people trying to ruin everything for CATB tumblr. Like you say if they don't like it they don't have to come on here. CATB tumblr is a small community that keeps to themselves and doesn't spread stuff on larger socials. I get the impression these people are very young and think it's big and cool and funny to be mean but they are just making themselves look bad.

Yes! CATB Tumblr is small but respectful and that’s what I love about it. This attack on Em (and others) was completely unprovoked! 😟 Either they’re unaware, don’t care, or are struggling. I agree this just makes them look bad but at the same time, I realize it might not entirely be their fault. Bullies usually suffer from underlying issues that make them turn to bullying. They should really save the energy spent on bullying others to work on themselves.

Yes, I hate that it’s come to this as well. I can’t believe we’re still dealing with bullying. 😳 Thank you lovely for sticking around. We’ll get this sorted out. ❤️

They’re unwell. They’re finding things to pick on because they’re so unhappy with their lives and got nothing better to do.

[usbotthrills]

‼️TMA S4 SPOILERS ‼️

The beginning of episode 160 : Awwwwww John and Martin have finally made up and they’re being all domestic in the safe house 🥰

The end of episode 160 : WHAT THE F U C K 😟

[narwhalzyz]

Me before ii18 drops : 😛😟🔥

[alejandraaaaaa]

😟

[another-delta-lover]

Ngl the way you draw yourself sometimes makes you look like you’re Shrek on estrogen…

WHAT. DOES THAT MEAN. THE LITTLE GUY??? THE TALLER VERSION OF SAID LIL GUY???? WHO????????? WHAT. HOW????? 😟 LMFAO?? IS THAT AN INSULT OR???

[stopwaitingw]

Ile mniej więcej mogę schudnąć w 2 miesiące jak codziennie będę robiła po 13-16h fasta i jadła max 500kcal dziennie?

Z góry mega dziękuję za odp w kom🫶

162cm 59kg😟😟

[stormbreaker-290]

Just

Just give it a listen

I promise it's not too badddd

FUCK FU K FUFUCK FUCK DUCK FUCKJ DU JJCU JFHCUCJ UFU K JFUCK I FUCKING HEL L CHRIST ON A CRACKER FUCK INGSHIT OH GODS FUCK D UDE FU JK

I HAD TO LAY ON TGE FLOOR A NF CATCH MY BREATH CUZ HOW AHRD I FUCK ING WHEEZED HELL O GODDAMIY JESUSUSYHD

[malinaa]

Ana Menéndez, “Why We Left,” In Cuba I Was a German Shepherd

[sunnibits]

so how about part 41 huh

[saintaviator]

the feeling of being watched or followed