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[achromatophoric]

Enid: WEDNESDAY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Wednesday: I overheard you lamenting over of my alleged disinterest in this dance contest.

Enid: What the flip does that have to do with stabbing Yoko?!

Wednesday: Is it not obvious? Now I have a stake in the competition.

Enid: 😟

Yoko: *sits up* I’m okay! I can—hrrrrk—still dance!

Wednesday: 😒

Wednesday: If you would excuse—

Enid: OH NO YOU DON’T!

[ogatocalvo]

what postal dude doing in blade 1 wtf 😟

[mostlyfate]

😟👍

FANGS OF FORTUNE 大梦归离 (2024) dir. Edward Guo, Luo Luo, Wei Nan  

[kittydragondraws]

CNC 😟

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[yanmuffins]

Imagine if in the DC vs. Vampires universe, Reader dies shortly before Damian is even there? Dick having a lot of guilt and that's partly why he wants to turn Damian. So this baby sibling doesn't die. But Phineas Reader, Damian, Perry, and Doofenshmirts accidentally hop on over and Vampire King Dick becomes yandere? Especially when he finds out that, in a timeline you survived, his alternate neglected Reader.

Vampire Dick tries to bite us and turn us into a vampire. This registers to us as a murder attempt and we recognize the behavior in our Dick when he goes yandere? Reader just going, "He's suddenly nice to me. He's manipulating me to kill me, just like he did in the other dimension!" And Tim, who's babysitting Reader this time, flips and asks what we're talking about. "Oh. It was a really weird dimension. Dick was the Vampire King, slowly gaining power by turning all his friends and teammates into vampires, saving the Bat Family for last. But he immediately bashed your skull in after he ripped out Bruce's heart. He killed Cass and Steph and turned Damian, but the kid escaped. He tried to turn Jason, but Jason refused and the transformation didn't happen, killing him. Duke and Damian were leading the resistance against the vampires. So I helped make an invention that reversed vampirism."

Dick calls Reader cute enough to eat and reader is suddenly using aerosolized garlic like pepper spray.

i'm doing good, thank you!! ◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜

warning: spoilers for dc vs vampires universe.

so, assuming there was a reader in this universe who was not neglected and they're dead because of non-vampire-apocalypse-related reasons, p&f! reader's arrival causes quite the reaction. terrible timing, with the vampire quandary and all, but they're not unhappy. however, the most they can do is help p&f! reader and damian be safe and have someone with them at all times.

but i don't think dick would immediately try to turn reader. too unpredictable, plus he'd risk blowing his cover. so he wait. kills the batfam, he tries to turn reader and both damians since, well, there was an extra one so why not? but they manage to escape with only the og vampire damian being turned. and vampire king dick is so sad :(( why do none of his little siblings want to hang out and overthrow humanity with him?? :((((((

in his head he's thinking that since his alternate version couldn't appreciate his sibling (and how negligent do you have to be to not notice their inventions on bruce's backyard?), he doesn't deserve them. they should just stay here, in this world, let him turn them into a vampire so they can stay by his side! that's obviously the universe giving him a second chance.

so, when they manage to defeat him and return to their dimension, reader (and damian!) are following dick around, watching out for any signs of vampirism. tim recounts what reader told him about the vampires, and dick gets a good laugh out of it. come on, he would never do any of that!

but when dick's yandere-ness starts showing, reader will avoid him like the plague. he'll catch them eyeing him suspiciously while whispering to damian in a corner of the manor. he might not be a vampire, but sometimes there's something about him that's really unsettling...

[thegothicviking]

YOU GUYS!!! Y'ALL!! RAMMFANS!!!??!?!? 😍

I got it cheaper than the guy originally wanted.

And I have seen them go for more in other countries (without shipping to Norway). This was sold by some local dude 30 minutes away from me by car...WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT!?!? (If you don't know..I don't live in a big city. I live in hillbilly..christian sheit hole. So just to find something like this for sale over here is mind blowing!)

I think these rubber bois looks good with me! 💋

1000 copies..almost 15 years old and still pretty much unopened! (And some of those 1000 pieces are most likely destroyed by now by pets..flooding..fire..accidents..you name it! So you can asure that less than 1000 pieces has survived today. And I got one of them!! I want to vomit out of sheer happiness! 😍

And yes. It's prettier in person! (Much bigger than you expect..but that might be a good thing? 😘 (nah I won't open it!)

One of the best days of 2024!!🙌

[melikedraw]

Damn girl chill!!!!!!1!1!!!1 why so freaky!!1!1!!1

They locked him up for serving too much cunt😟😟😟

[itshardtobeagoddess]

I have my own story to add to this!

So, ​I am not someone who can just exist in silence and I never have been, but several years ago, in late winter, I was hanging out in my bedroom late at night. It was getting too cold in there, so I had to turn off the fan that I usually use for white noise, and I heard something that i couldn’t quite place. I sat really still and listened for a while. I heard a scrabbling sort of sound coming from the upper part of one of my bedroom walls. This has freaked me out terribly, bc I have a severe phobia of mice, rats, bats, and all related animals that may take refuge in a wall. So I am freaking out and sobbing and I go to get my dad to have him listen and he looks at me like I am insane saying he doesn’t hear anything. Bc of this, I am unable to sleep for literal days. Eventually, I am able to sleep, but only during the day. This is bc I know that most of the creepy animals that could potentially be in my walls are only active at night, therefore the safest time for me to sleep is during the day when they would also be asleep.

Then one day in the midst of all of this after like a week of not sleeping, my doorbell goes off. I check and no one is outside that I can see, so in my sleep deprived mind this can only be the result of whatever is living in my walls. This causes me to break down in absolute hysterics bc I am sleep deprived and terrified and am very loudly sobbing. In retrospect, this was very clearly kids playing a prank and they for sure heard my breakdown and thought it was hilarious bc they did it again a short while later (causing even more hysterical crying on my part). Either way, after I had calmed down from the mental breakdown, I have decided enough is enough. I am not going to be terrorized in my own home. I am going to call a pest control company to figure out what this is and get it taken care of whether my parents believed me or not.

When someone finally came over another week later, they had to go up into the attic which was accessed from my bedroom closet and they inspect everything. Once they come back down they tell me that we have 3 (😟) bats in the attic, showed me a picture of them sleeping in the rafters, and say that they are surprised it’s only 3 saying most people don’t notice until they have a whole colony of bats. We were able to get rid of them fairly easily and with no harm to the bats (bc even though I am terrified of them I know they are an important part of the ecosystem and I would feel bad if they got hurt). I felt so vindicated after though that I wasn’t crazy and there really was something in the walls and my parents had shit hearing.

Moral of the story is listen to your kids.

bees?

[windamp]

thundercracker's terrible no good awful life on earth with decepticon high command 😟

[estupidapendejaestupida]

Roaming the streets of Crime alley must have left some of its essence in Tim.

Like, maybe the accent; Tim Drake has rich kid Bristol accent, but Red Robin has a thick Crime alley accent. And it's part of the persona. Red Robin saving some rich man, and that man is thanking him for saving his life, and then RR replies with the heavy accent, and the man goes:

😨😟🥺😭 (I was saved by someone from Crime Alley. Lord, have mercy.)

And RR usually saves rich people who are clasist or publicly says shit like "the poor is poor because they want to" (can't remember how the saying goes, in Spanishis "El pobre rs pobre pq quiere"). And he does that just because he can! To mess with rich trash. So that they can't ignore the fact that someone from crime alley saved their lives and now have some things yo reflect and think about.

:D

Does anyone see this too?

[totallynotsmoke]

NOT A SHIP + doodles cuz bored euhhhk

I had the misfortune to stumble upon my old school notebook and it was just filled with these two😟 most of the lines in the post were taken from my notebook COUGHS I sure was paying attention in class haha!!! (I wasn't.) This is supposed to be some kind of AU I made up in math class because of how fricking cool Exe and mephiles look as a duo

[rxcyee]

chat are we ready for this 😟

im abso-fking-lutely not ready for tsc #2 after nora said “enjoy kevin’s scene in tsc 2”

guys im like scared at this point tsc 1 already broke me in ways i cant even explain WAHHHH

[skryae]

DAMN 😟😭 *cries in corner

how do you compete with an angel? become one yourself

[klance-headcanons-official]

Idk if I sent something with a similar concept but I am doing it again

Keith has a habit of being in his own head too much. Because if this he zones out and he does it quite a lot. Usually his victims consist of a wall, his food, the ground, the ceiling, and mainly shiro. Shiro saw he zoned out a lot and said that he could he do it in his direction. (Basically he said Keith could stare at him when he’s zoning out)

Although, whatever or whoever Keith is looking at, he’s looking at em like they just stabbed him. His latest victim has been lance. And Keith hates HIMSELF for it. He feels bad cause he knows he looks pissed. But for once he’s not!

Lance thinks he’s mad at him. So either he ignores him so Keith has time to cool off OR they get in fights. “Why were you staring at me during dinner! 😠” “huh..😟” “you were looking at me like I stabbed your husband!!” “I was just-“ “EXCUSES!!” “But! ☹️” “NO BUTS BESIDES YOURS CHILLING OUT.”

And Keith is like actually upset. He didn’t mean to upset lance. He felt bad. He accidentally lets it slip to shiro who’s like “he wouldn’t even let you explain?” “No but-“ “NOPE. The two of you are going to talk about it. Okay?” “…ok?”

So shiro makes them talk, lance feels bad but he thinks it’s kinda funny, or cute idk, Keith is embarrassed

Keith still zones out looking at lance but not as much. Lance still thinks it’s funny and a bit cute. I mean, he’s glaring with those puppy dog eyes and pout of his! It’s cute ! Right?? Lance thinks so 😒🤗

- Vee 💜

God i really need to draw this

Jrbfjdjdj

[b-e-e-h-o-p]

This might get a little controversial please stay civil folks 👍

[loquarocoeur]

Since he got his new SF90 stradale, do you think that whenever Charles gets a new Ferrari max goes “another one?? 🙄” or more like “another one?? 😏”

Don’t know if you understand what I mean lol

If you think Charles hasn't fucked him over the hood of every single one of his Ferrari's you are in fact mistaken, so I think it's more like "another one..?"😳😟😵‍💫