#😏😏 Yknow 😏 to have 😏 his son 😏

[higgs-the-god]

It’s likeeeee… do the ppl who Were friends with me just watch me burn as the dumpster fire I am

[bau-drabbles]

a/n: creds to the prev people that did this! :)

your insta but you're dating aaron hotchner, part 3

okay i promise this is the last time 😭 i made this in such a rush, it's so ooc. pls forgive me and enjoy 🤍

part 1, 2, 4

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y/n_xo: aaron and his dimples 😍🫶

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d.morgan: and then you have reid who's standing behind him like a skin walker

its.emilyp: he looks like a kid who's gone to tell his dad he ate all his food including the veg

itsjj: he looks like henry when he vomited at 2am and came into my room to announce it

penny.garcia: my sweet boy, he looks like he needs a big long hug!! 🥹🥹

d.morgan: he's fine sweetness, he's going to live 😐

its.emilyp: its okay derek, spencer loves you too

d.morgan: i already know, who wouldn't 😏

y/n_xo: this is not tinder pls, i just wanted to appreciate aaron's dimps 🥲

itsjj: aww father and his son 💗

a.hotch: one is enough, thanks

d.morgan: loool you heard the man, reid. no one likes you

a.hotch: you leave him alone right now 🤨

reid.gram: you heard the man, morgan. no one likes you 🥱

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y/n_xo: he's so cute 🤍🥹

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d.morgan: yknow sometimes i forget hotch is a whole father

reid.gram: same. he's so angry all the time. i can't fathom him showing any other emotions beside it

y/n_xo: he's so nice to jack, i can't remember last time i even got a kiss 🥲

itsjj: this morning when we walked by your office 🤨

penny.garcia: or last night when we were at the dinner 🤥

the.davidrossi: or literally anytime you both are together 😐

a.hotch: i literally kissed you just a minute ago. but okay

its.emilyp: ignore them all, baby. i'll give you all my kisses 👭

its.emilyp: has he been working out? 🤨

a.hotch: it's all natural, i assure you

d.morgan: he's lyin. he asked me to help him work out

a.hotch: have you never heard of privacy before??

itsjj: i was going to say, he's been looking.... a little bigger lately 🤔

y/n_xo: JJ 💀💀

itsjj: is that not what the kids are calling muscular?

penny.garcia: right?? recently he's been coming in sweaty like he's been running for miles

y/n_xo: sometimes he does ;)

itsjj: 👁👄👁

reid.gram: i am so close to blocking you from my phone

d.morgan: i really did not need that vision in my head 🤢

penny.garcia: i also did not need to see our boss in that light please

y/n_xo: shouldn't have asked 😌🫶

the.davidrossi: i think its time to slip into early retirement

y/n_xo: finally❤

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y/n_xo: i love u my grumpy man

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a.hotch: i love you more, my sweet ❤

its.emilyp: wake up and break up rn

reid.gram: the way i fell into a endless void of nothingness for all of eternity

itsjj: aww you guys are so cute😁🔫

penny.garcia: right, you guys are so adorable!! (i've had enough of living)

d.morgan: highway during rush hour looks mad comfy rn

a.hotch: please every single one of you seek professional help

its.emilyp: two bros holding hands 6 feet apart because they're not gay

y/n_xo: EMILY :(

itsjj: em you know he's just shy

its.emilyp: of what? me personally, i'd be flaunting y/n everywhere 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

y/n_xo: (s)creaming 😻

a.hotch: Y/N! 😠

d.morgan: you do know... we can read these right?? 🤢

reid.gram: i think she likes feeding off our fear and horror

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y/n_xo: i'm abt to give strauss a quick call 🤨

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the.davidrossi: please like erin would go for you 💆‍♂️

y/n_xo: i didn't think she'd go for a mean old pasta man yet here we are

penny.garcia: is that jealousy i smell? 🤔

its.emilyp: he's actually ecstatic that his secret is out #rotch4life😍

reid.gram: you mean *roach

a.hotch: is that how this team refers to me, as the chief supervisor? 🤨

its.emilyp: yep 🫂

d.morgan: she said it^^

its.emilyp: omgg conspiracy theory, hotch dated y/n so he could lust over rossi in private 😹

reid.gram: it's not a conspiracy if it really happened ☝

a.hotch: this most certainly did not happen!

its.emilyp: well you know what they say, guilty until proven innocent

the.davidrossi: nobody says that!

its.emilyp: okay and how do you know?? exactly you don't. case closed 🗣

d.morgan: honestly rossi... it feels like you're trying to cover up your tracks 😏

its.emilyp: the closet is glass, we know and it's okay ❤

itsjj: we all love youu 🥹🫶

the.davidrossi: all of you better sleep tonight with a lock. i'm coming after every single one

penny.garcia: if you kill me, could you try not to ruin my hair? the curls are no joke 😩

[fandomfluffandfuck]

oughhh that sharper gifset u reblogged.... yknow i love that both seb and chris have characters that are mommy kink coded 🥴 max burnett and ransom drysdale anyone? now i'm thinking of both of them on their knees, one bratty baby and one subby baby (it's probably obvious who is which lol) getting edged by their shared mommy while they whine and whimper 🥵 who breaks first? who refuses to beg? these are the important questions everyone should be asking themselves 😏

(thank u mr s for having a space to entertain these horny thots 🙈)

related to this

Two things--

This fucking song

2. I have not actually seen Sharper or Knives Out, so if this is out of character or weird... that's why. I have seen enough of Ransom on Tumblr to approximate his character for my needs (👀) but I haven't seen much love for Max, so he's more of an unknown to me.

And in my quest for this answer, I have to say, I checked the Wiki for Sharper and literally had to shut my laptop for a moment after reading, "[i]t is later revealed that Madeline and Max are not mother and son, but lovers who are targeting Richard." You can't make this shit up. Max has a mommy kink the size of fucking Texas. Like. Shut up!! Fuck him!!

Max x Ransom x fem!reader under the cut. Lots of subbiness and Mommy kink, too, lol

Who's bratty? Who's just subby?

You mentioned this is obvious and it fucking is, but I still want to expand on it because Ransom is a goddamn brat, and Max--once he's trusting and has faith he's not facing another con artist who will eat him up like ice cream to a hot spoon--is the mushiest sub to ever sub.

Ransom has gotten everything he's ever wanted his entire life just be virtue of being born to wealthy parents. He has always existed in the bubble of the very upper class, enjoying generational wealth as a well of pleasure that will never run dry. So, of course, when Mommy comes into his life and he wants, it's totally new to him to have her not fold to his every desire...

And when he figures out that she won't spoil him--different from everyone else he's ever met in the most entrancing kind of way that he can't have enough of, greedy as always--he huffs and puffs, pouts and grumbles, and just generally doesn't fucking understand. He brats.

He waits hours, even days to call or text back. He turns his cheek when Mommy asks if he likes what she's wearing, huffing that it's alright. He won't admit where he wants to go on dates and doesn't know what to do with himself when she tells him to pay, jaw-dropping. He gets off with her and doesn't offer to return the favor, instead, rolling over and falling asleep (or even just pretending to fall asleep) as if he has reason to be exhausted when she does all of the work. He's so bratty he's rude but Mommy doesn't excuse his behavior. She holds him accountable. She takes his phone when they meet up, has him unlock it, and sets her messages to priority notifications so he has no excuse and she knows when he's being obtuse. She grabs his chin and makes him look at her, locking their eyes together, then dragging his chin down and up to appreciate her. She snaps at him when he can't come up with a compliment fast enough, telling him sweetly, dangerously, "you can do better, honey," when he stutters out simply, "p-pretty." She adores pushing him to blush and stagger. She chooses where they go on dates, taking Ransom places he would never choose to prove her point. You answer when Mommy asks you a question. She makes him pay and tip more than a generationally wealthy brat like him would ever dream of. She decides if she's not going to cum when they hook up because Ransom makes her, he won't either, he'll just have to hold out until he figures out how to make her orgasm or until he begs to be shown how Mommy likes to be touched.

Her dominating insistence works, and Ransom folds under pressure, but he doesn't stop bratting in the first place. He just waits until it's too much to keep going, his brain melting because he loves it but he's not going to tell that to Mommy, that will just make her all more difficult, resisting his every whim and want, and he doesn't like difficult. He likes easy. He likes being spoiled. He... conversely, really likes being made to work for it with Mommy. He has to repeat to himself before he sees her, I like to be spoiled. I like to be spoiled. I, I, I like to be spoiled, dammit! having a mini tantrum in front of his vanity mirror.

Max, as mentioned, needs some time to warm up, he knows the cards he holds up his own sleeve at all times, but he doesn't know that of others always. He's a pretty decent card counter, but he's learned the hard way that there are people who are better at it than him, and not everyone is playing with the same set of cards or abiding by the same rules. So he's careful. He has to be, he can't be collared with his head in the hands of every beautiful, strong woman he meets (as much as he might like to be).

The minute he warms up from a block of ice, he's melting into a puddle...

He will do anything for Mommy.

Any ask she could possibly have.

His favorite thing, though, if he had to pick himself, is being ordered around like a personal servant. When Mommy snaps and points at the floor, waiting expectantly until his knees hit the floor and he hurriedly starts the process of undoing her shoes, slipping them off her feet and kissing his way from the tops of her feet up her legs, shins, knees, thighs, inner thighs, pus-- God, he leaves his body, shuddering under the weight of his lust. He loves being useful for Mommy. He will eagerly fetch Mommy's more comfortable clothes so she can slip out of her work clothes, letting her sit, reclined on the bench of Mommy's house's entryway while he skitters away. He will watch Mommy sigh as she pulls off her bra, and moan when she flicks it over toward him, tossing it over his face, and allowing him the luxury of touching her undergarments. He will learn her favorite cocktails and liquors, mixing her drinks at her request. He will be her mirror, adjusting her hair or telling her when her makeup has smeared or worn off or being a sturdy pillar to hold while she slips into heels or literally fucking anything. He will be anything. He just wants to be hers.

He wants to be good for Mommy more than he wants oxygen.

And Mommy, of course, uses him up. Who would she be to deny him, such a sweet little submissive?

Before Ransom and Max meet each other and learn how to get along, Mommy's favorite days are spent bouncing between them. The contrast is so satisfying. She spent the previous night with Max, getting off so many times that her legs turn to jello and she physically can't cum anymore with his wicked, thoroughly servicing mouth and cock and hands, has a slow morning with her precious, desperately good boy, letting him cook for her and allowing him to assist her in getting dressed. Then, she has him leave and she goes out to find Ransom. Max is an immediate hit; Ransom is an exercise in patience. Mommy wears him down throughout lunch and into dinner. By the time the dessert course comes, Ransom is whimpering under his breath, needy and broken open.

Who breaks first?

You would think it would be Max. But actually, I don't think Max breaks first simply for the fact that he doesn't actually break in a scene unless you count the moment his eyes roll back in pleasure when Mommy finally decides he can have an orgasm. The thing is, really, that Max is already broken going in. That's how fucking soft and subby he is. He doesn't need to be broken. He gives in, easily without any rigidity, so there's nothing to put tension into and snap.

All Mommy does is tell him his place, reminding him of it oh-so softly, and he's already done for.

Ransom, however, holds more than enough rigidity to store up the tension until he breaks. He doesn't just break, though. He doesn't even snap. When he breaks, he shatters. Scattering into a million tiny pieces that beg to be mocked and dominated in a way only Mommy can provide.

So, Max doesn't break. He doesn't have a bone in his body to fracture, he's already just a puddle. But Ransom does.

Ransom breaks much, much later than before the beginning of a scene. It takes him well into the scene, probably even more than halfway through on a typical day.

But...

At some point, he gets worn down, affected not only by the mouth-watering rough, unforgiving treatment Mommy gives him but also so deeply aroused seeing how good Max is getting it. Max is an example--when all three of them are together or when blackmail-worthy pictures, voice notes/voicemails, or videos are shared between them--of perfect obedience. Max is good. And Max is rewarded for not pushing back, only being pushed in the direction Mommy wants him to go. He folds. He bends over backwards. He does anything. No matter how embarrassing or confidence-building. Simple or complex. Sexual or not.

Watching the way Max moves, the way he shudders, the way he obeys... Ransom understands what Mommy sees in him and in Max. He understands the urge to dom, suddenly. He's a brat but he has no real compulsion to dom in the bedroom--he thought he did, maybe once, but faced with a real dom like Mommy?

God.

He doesn't want it.

He wants what Max has.

What Max gets for being a good boy.

He wants to shatter apart, whining, whimpering, and getting rewarded.

He wants the same treatment. He wants Mommy to be nice to him. He wants to deserve it. What can he do to make it up to Mommy? He needs to know! And that's the moment he breaks, his eyes opening wide from their challenging squint to get big, watery, and begging.

Who refuses to beg?

With relation to all of that-? ^ You know what I'm about to say.

Ransom.

The brat won't beg until he's damn well ready to. He's a stubborn little bitch until he's not. When he isn't, though, the floodgates open and he begs to the point that he doesn't even know what he's begging for. Predictably, his begging does always, always, always start with begging for forgiveness. And by the end, he just might be begging for mercy... it depends on what Mommy has in store for him and how far she wants to push him once she has him in her grasp.

But, also, he conveniently always seems to forget, in moments when he's not broken--shattered into submissive pieces of a fine, expensive porcelain vase that was dropped on the floor--that he does beg. He prances around like he's too proud to beg and has remained that way as if he's never been ground down to a puddle next to Max, just the same spilled, boneless shape. Max is ice that's melted, easy and common, but still so divine and exciting, while Ransom is rock, needing higher heat and pressure before succumbing to his true nature.

So, most of the time when Ransom does start begging... it ends up on film. And whenever he starts to feel too proud, Mommy sends him a little text. Audio or video of him moaning, "pleasepleasepleaspleasepleaseplease, Mommy, mommyyyy, please!" Hardly taking a breath to gasp, all urgent and thoughtless.

Mommy also uses those same clips to torture Max, though. Don't worry. He's not left out.

Max will absolutely beg if Mommy requests, he'll beg for the most embarrassing of things just because she says so--beg to be allowed to go to the bathroom, beg to be allowed to smell her panties after she's ruined them with wetness, beg to be allowed to move, etc.--but usually he doesn't say much of anything. When he's floating high or swimming deep in subspace, he tends to go super spacy and nonverbal. The best he can do is moan, gasp, or whimper. Words get too hard. And he's too easy and simple.

He's so easy and simple just a little clip of Ransom at his most desperate will send him into a spiral, the sound playing loud and clear through his Airpods, leaving him slouching wherever he stands, knees weak, eyes glazing over, and skin blushing the cutest pink.

Yeahhh...

Mommy's boys.

(Okay, okay, okay, one last song, this one is a little harsher and probably much more of Ransom's vibe than Max's but it still fucks)

(Fine, okay, I'm actually done now)

[thegamingcatmom]

I mean, we know that tanya had a little moment where she was into angsty little twinks (edward). So how would a first meeting between MC and edward go?

angsty little twinks 😭

I assume you´re talking about The Sisters? Well, tbh-

I haven´t decided yet if I want the Denalis and the Cullens to know each other. Both scenarios have their allure, because I can totally see Kate being all "Heeeey, Eddie boy" in that usual up to no good way of hers when they meet again with MC in the middle, but I can also see the Denalis being all hissy and spitty about these vampires they´ve never met before - a potential threat to their human.

I´ll know when I get to that. 🙃

Your ask leans more into a scenario where they´ve met before, though, right? With that said:

Edward wants to scream.

Because the things going on in Tanya´s head-

SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNKNOWN, TYVM. 😭

Basically, it´s gonna look smt like this:

The Denalis: *greet everyone* The Cullens: *greet back* MC: *awkward cause she doesn´t know half the ppl here and the other half consists of her abductors* Kate: "Well, Eddie boy-" Edward, already done af (as per usual when it comes to Kate): "Kate, do me a favor and go wrestle some bears with Emmett." Emmett, in the background: "Hell, yeah!" Carlisle: "Edward, be nice to your cousin." Edward: *indignant spluttering* Kate: "Yes Eddie boy, be nice to your favorite cousin-" Edward, pulling THAT card: "Tanya, will you please control your unruly sister?" Kate: *snorts* Tanya: *busy making eyes at MC* MC: *busy looking everywhere but at Tanya* Edward: "...Tanya?" Tanya: *twirling her hair, batting her eyes, giggling* MC: *...awkward coughing* Edward: "...Tan-" ... Edward: *looks like his system crashed* Carlisle: "...Edward?" Tanya, on the outside: 🥰 Tanya, in her mind: 😏🍆💋❤️‍🔥👉👌 Edward: *dying inside* Carlisle, most concerned now: "Son?" Kate: *grins in shithead cause she knows exactly what just happened* Tanya: *starts grinning too cause that´s what Eddy the Shy Bean gets for constantly sticking his nose into her business...not literally though cause heads will roll then* MC: *blissfully unaware, as per usual* MC, in a desperate attempt to break the awkward silence: "So...cousins, huh?" Tanya: 🥰 Kate: 😁 Edward: 💀 Carlisle: 😰

YKNOW??? 😭

It´s entirely possible that Edward and MC won´t even get the chance to talk because Tanya just can´t seem to keep things PG around MC and Edward just can´t deal. 🫠

I gotta say, I kinda HC that the Denali sisters have a knack for doing that.

Driving Edward mad, that is, lol.

The sisters are very sexual beings, and Edward is very much...not. So, I´d like to think that it started off as them trying to get back at him for being a nosy lil shit (even though it´s pretty much out of his control), but, over time, they started doing it just for shits and giggles.

Tanya was against it at first for obv. reasons. But once she realized Edward´s pretty much a hopeless case, she was only all to eager to join in, lmao.

Kate: "Hey, wanna bet 100 bucks on who can make Eddy boy scream like a lil girl first?" Irina: *snorts* "Make it 500 and we´ll talk." Tanya: "You might as well both pay me in advance."

YKNOW??? 😭

However, even if MC and Eddy got the chance to have an actual conversation, I don´t think Tanya would care all that much about his presence. Why would she? She´s quite busy thinking thoughts and feeling feels for one specific person. 😏

In fact, I can totally see her being all-

"See that, Edward? What you can do, I can too. But I look so much better doing it."

CAUSE YKNOW-

Bella´s a human. And MC´s a human. And Edward basically "ditched" Tanya for said human. So Tanya is only all too happy to return the favor while absolutely refusing to acknowledge the fact that Edward couldn´t care less LMAO.

Tanya´s a proud being who loves to show what she´s got, especially to her extended family who never thought they´d see the day.

So, its probs gonna look smt like:

🤷🏻‍♀️

As for MC-

Yknow, I think her and Edward would actually get long quite alright? In fact, I can totally see them gossiping about Tanya like-

MC: "Ugh, she´s so-" Edward: *smiles in sympathy and amusement cause boy does he know* Edward: "I know."

YKNOW??? 😭

Also, Edward (well, and Alice too) is basically a walking alarm system when it comes to the sisters´ shenanigans. So MC would do well to keep him as close as possible at all times. 😅

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Thanks a lot for your ask! 💋

[chthonicgodling]

(April’s)Huevember - Day 10!

featuring: Meno & Leo!

[in which I’ve made my very own #Huevember wheel this year (that you can use too! Pls tag me I’d LOVE to see!) - unabridged version continues, including a wide array of Elysium’verse characters across the rainbow!]

more rare cameos though I’ve certainly drawn Meno a good handful of times!! usually every Huevember!! as one of our very few greens 🙃 nnNOTES

at long last behold the left out third in that day 4 Alena & Hess polycule pic, their partner Meno, and the throuple’s toddler age son Leo! WOO

Leo is biologically Hess and Meno’s son because since Alena’s a Lamia no one knew what would happen if she tried to carry a baby lmao would prob have been a weird little egg or like. an entire snake monster. Whwhhoops

@fenixethekid’s Meno is a super minor god who actually works in the Underworld as a cattle rancher, running a farm of all sorts of ooky spooky creatures. signature goth cowboy

BUT his real claim to fame is as a tattoo artist and body mod piercer etc,, lots of Tory’s tattoos and Charon’s were done by him, I’m sure others that I’m not thinking of bc I’m currently typing this at 1 am the day before it posts, and also some uhh. choice piercings that Tory and Maci both have yknow 😏😏 Hm

Leo’s a little baby and he’s actually completely mute like momma Hess is! He’s completely fluent in sign language (so are Meno, and Alena of course) !

day 11 tomorrow before we can start to inch out of these greens… ALSO TOMORROW 11/11 IS MY BDAY YAAYY

click the link up above to see the whole Huevember wheel - feel free to use the tag AceprilHuevember if u want to play too - and my tag this year can be found here!!

[a-rogue-god]

I like to think the D-Day Knight is impervious to most things.

(Bullets melt away before they even get close)

Right up to nuclear weapons and antimatter.

You try stabbing him and the knife just fucking breaks, not only that, he could shatter it to dust.

Tank Sinatra up in this bitch.

Guy be built like the offspring of a weaponised heavy-duty freight train and a lithium triteride-carbotanium (look it up, I wish they’d called it titbon instead but noooo!) compound based reinforced nuclear bunker grade shithouse.

No because the fact that I literally agree so much with this idea??

It takes a considerable amount of force and power to be able to even scratch them. (I mean cmon look at the Last Son they nuked his ass and all it did was knock out his eye)

I think they especially get hurt by things that came from their original world, like how when the knight is sent back by an anti aircraft gun and his helmet gets knocked off I believe the "curl" on his forehead from his hairline

Is a nasty scar that is a remnant from that shot and his helmet scratching him. Hurt him briefly, and barely, but still able to scratch him. (LOL "scratch" my sweet knight I think he suffers from PTSD a little bit because of it. Wakes up in a cold sweat, the last thing him seeing is the missle coming at him, the scar throbbing in a phantom pain. Weeh knighttt)

Built? Yes. This man is BUILT. The original sinatra was a 5'8 barely weighed 110 lbs, but THIS SINATRA... OH BOY. 6'7, well over 200 lbs of MUSCLE. Strong. Powerful. Could rip a person in half with his bare hands (which is what i believe was his main choice of killing nazis at D-Day. King.) If you pissed them off imagine a huge muscled superhero barreling toward at you with a HUGE terrifying skull of a helmet. Bbrrr

Now the HELMET. If a normal man tried wearing it it'd severely strain someone's neck, and or snap it depending on their neck strength. Now the Knight? Easy peasy he wears that thing no problem. (I bet when he wears it his face kinda goes a smokey black that is difficult to see so therefore his mouth and skin that would otherwise be visible with the empty spaces in the helmet are covered up and protects his identity. And another thing. "Doll come ride my face yknow I can handle it 😏")

Ooughhh strong... handsome... I bet he could have pulled anyone he wanted......

Sorry I'm a lil in love with the knight if you couldn't tell lol

[ravenousgoblin]

“In exchange for” taking Loverboy to the car lot, he helped us grab a new bed for me. We bought the frame yesterday(Wednesday) and now, today(Thursday), the mattress I had to buy separately 😔 will be here hopefully before I go to work. All three of us put together the frame and it was so hard for me. Those two are fucking pros 😒 I know ma is extremely self sufficient and also a literal mom who has had to do this shit for years, but Loverboy I guess is just used to putting shit together. Didn’t help that this shit is from ikea.

Anyways. Now I will finally have my own bed again and can reclaim my bedroom. We were originally gonna turn it into a game room of sorts and just get me a futon but honestly, I’d rather have a bedroom. I’ve lived in this house over a year again and have mostly been sleeping on the couch, save for the past weeks when I was sleeping in my sisters bed. It’ll be nice to have my own space. Especially because my sisters room looks like it got torn through by a fucking tornado. Like, I know I can be awful at keeping my shit clean but gIRL.

Anyways. I’m just excited for this. I’ll miss being so close to ma all night cuz I’m a baby, but literally because my sister is back(flight landed at like 9pm), I had to sleep on the couch again this last night and honestly? Not a vibe. Ma was accommodating tho. She knows I hate she sleeps with the lamp on and the tv can be…irritating. I was content to let her sleep like normal but she turned the lamp off, despite my sleeping mask, and she let the tv turn off naturally as she slept. Normally when she wakes up, because, like me, she wakes up quite a few times in the night, she’ll turn it back on. She’s either sleeping mad hard or she’s sucking it up without her white noise for me.

Also can’t wait to break in this new bed with Loverboy. It was a little awkward before just because it was my sisters room/bed but we tried the couch before and it was not ideal. So I sucked it up and put it out of my mind. Now we’re using MY stuff. That I bought. Like a big kid :)

Told Loverboy he could be rough(er) now because this bed would probably shake a lot less than my sisters old metal canopy bed, but we’re not sure how loud it’ll be and he’s so confident in himself he’s like “oh no they’ll hear when I’m going rough 😏” 👀 so push come to shove we put on some music and then get busy.

Hopefully soon I’ll be able to not hide it. I know ma doesn’t care, but for security and boundary reasons we haven’t said anything to anyone. Not sure if we will or not. I know ma had her suspicions that we were dating, which, technically I guess we’re not, and then had her suspicions that one morning she left and his car was out front. I supposedly just convinced her she was mixing his car up for another but I’m sure she’s just playing the part for our sakes. She is definitely rooting for us, I know that much. She called him “my future son-in-law” on Tuesday to me. Which, Yknow, I’m not complaining about, but it’s unlikely.

[baylardo]

im tossing around Deke!old(er) ideas,,,,,,,,,

one idea is him being Stupidly Well-Educated both on Earth and in space i guess + is sent out as like an ambassador of peace, works with the new established order of peacekeepers beneath his mother, travels to various planets doing pretty Formal Stuff w/ treaties and kinda just being a figurehead, says he enjoys it but HEH 😏. and then maybe getting swept up with some old foes of his parents, i dont wanna say hostage situation but like,,,,,,,,,,,,,, yknow classic scenario of falling in love with the enemy,,,,,,,,, very fish out of water,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, idk the idea’s ROUGH

another one is Also fish out of water core but its just where the implied farscape revival would have occurred which is Deke setting off on his own adventure from Earth, a very normie kid,,,,,,,,, maybe has some unrefined time-bending super powers Do Not Perceive Me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, its so hard to say how he travels though ‘cause the idea of Moya being more of a passenger vessel is so BOOOOORING to me, keeping her crew small and Family Core is my jam. 

i do kinda Prefer the idea of him being a little bit Conceited just cause im very TICKLED at the idea of him and his younger sister being Polar Opposites and i think a more prideful/too smart for his own good son fits better for a MOMMA’S BOY as opposed to his sister who’s scrappy and rowdy and doesnt think before she acts