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I was possessed for 4.5hrs and now Gaines has new clothes. Please enjoy.

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I was possessed for 4.5hrs and now Gaines has new clothes. Please enjoy.

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Rainer Maria Rilke, from a letter featured in The Dark Interval: Letters on Death

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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

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Sits ummmm I haven't done this in awhile but!!! leave an oc and I'll give them some type of clothing!!

👕👖👙👗

<:) not mutual exclusive btw

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"My love! I've missed you!" Perks up and drops himself into Teagan's waiting arms, hugging him back. They peek up while kissing his neck with just the most pitiful pout.

"Are you mad at me? You sound upset." The gentle scolding only makes them avoid eye contact. "It feels weird feeding off the followers now since they all know your preferences... and every person they end up bringing, they've been hyping me up to the whole way, so they also end up being rather, well, horny."

When Teagan finally makes it back to the cult he's going to find a very pathetic and hungry Ozeric who apparently has been fasting in his dramatic display of missing his boyfriend.

"ozzzzy.... come here >:t"

Teagan opens his arms for his husband to tuck himself into. And hopefully take a bite.

"we need To find you oTher Trolls To biTe, if only so you don'T feel bad abouT feeding Too much."

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Ozeric is so pretty just wanna say

"Well naturally. Would you care to come and take a closer look? I promise I won't bite."

This is a lie.

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"Hmm, a siren's curse is fairly powerful. Built of rage and longing. But I have a fellow who is quite interested in anything that could do with monsters. And he's a seadweller, so even if he does get the desire to go jumping into the ocean, it's nothing to fret over."

As Gaines takes the bracelet whatever energy the item had been giving off gets oppressed in an instant. Much in the same way beasts will cower before something stronger. They look the bracelet over carefully before setting it on the desk before her and pulling out two separate forms from within nearby drawers.

"You'll need to fill this out. It's the brokerage contract, so read it over and fill in all blanks, and then I'll need a signature at the bottom. That will cover everything from how much you're willing to sell the item for, my fees for handling, and even guarantees. The second form is going to be between you and the buyer. It states that both parties are aware of the potential for harm from the item and waive all rights to hold each other or myself in contempt should it occur." They then set a very intricately made fountain pen on top of the papers before going to fetch a holding case for the bracelet.

Come get judged by the antiques, oddities, and curiosities shop owner! Bonus if you'd like, buy or sell something at her shop.

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"A few of the items have found their own ways, or were brought by others less adept at keeping them. But more have been procured directly by me." She glances calmly at the dolls, seemingly unaffected by the change in the air. Though it wasn't clear if they were simply used to it or if they didn't even notice.

"Regardless, though. Let's move on to your real reason for visiting. If you are looking for me to broker the item to a client fitting a certain criteria, then that can certainly be accomplished, of course, with a fee upon completion of the sale. But if you're aiming more for me to keep the item safe within my own personal collection, it can cost a fair bit. Depending of course on how difficult the item is to care for. Though I can confidently guarantee that any items left in my care shall remain in excellent condition and can be returned at any time should you wish."

Come get judged by the antiques, oddities, and curiosities shop owner! Bonus if you'd like, buy or sell something at her shop.

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"So few plan to die. And fewer yet can stop it. Plus, I highly doubt you can outlive me. Besides? What's the harm? You'd be paid now and dead when it matters. With only a little signature on a contract, we can say a deal is a deal, and you won't even need to ponder it anymore." They press a button on the tape measure, recalling it back into its case in an instant.

"We can take care of that, your x-ray, and the goods you've brought me all in one go. It shall all be quite easy, and you'll get to make a fair bit of coin from it. So, do we have an agreement?"

Come get judged by the antiques, oddities, and curiosities shop owner! Bonus if you'd like, buy or sell something at her shop.

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((Just how tall is Gaines?))

7'1" and still growing

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"Good evening. Are we buying or selling tonight? I can assure discretion in any sales or trades." They pause for a second, looking off into the distance of their shop. "And should you need somewhere to sell any of your more haunting items I am always in the market to buy them. So please consider me should you need the services in the future." She finds herself staring a bit more than usual. It wasn't every night that someone so exciting looking came in. If only they could wear some of their more fashionable outfits to work... but she was always getting caught on things when they did that. Hopefully this guest wouldn't end up breaking things on accident.

Come get judged by the antiques, oddities, and curiosities shop owner! Bonus if you'd like, buy or sell something at her shop.

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Dropping the price on these since I need a little extra money to get me through to next month -w-''

CHERRY BOMB | CANTALOUPE FARMER | POMEGRANATE THESPIAN

DRAGONFRUIT EUNUCH | STARFRUIT FAIRY | PEACH RANGER

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"Welcome. Please give a shout if you'd like anything brought up to the desk for you. Any larger pieces will have a tag that you can bring up if you wish to purchase them."

They don't keep too close of an eye on him at first but curiosity does get the better of her while seeing how mindful he is with the items. She slinks up to him and stares at his cardigan for a bit, mumbling about amoebas.

"Oh... sorry for being a bother, I wanted to warn you to not touch things bare handed if you can help it." She pauses as she actually looks him over, "And don't buy any of the dolls. They aren't suitable as gifts. They can be rather feisty."

Come get judged by the antiques, oddities, and curiosities shop owner! Bonus if you'd like, buy or sell something at her shop.

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"It's not every night that a specimen comes walking through my doors on its' own. You must sell me the rights to your body following your passing. I'll of course be happy to listen to your preference on how you wish to be preserved. And naturally I wouldn't kill you just to obtain you. Just a paid promise." They move faster than expected as they approach the alien with a tape measure in hand. She doesn't even give the smaller person a chance to react before taking notes and inspecting details. "Oh you have a fair number of similarities to trolls. Would you be okay with letting me x-ray you as well?"

Come get judged by the antiques, oddities, and curiosities shop owner! Bonus if you'd like, buy or sell something at her shop.

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((Gaines is so pretty!))

"O-oh? You think so? Oh my, well... Don't think I'll give you any preferential treatment just for being a flatterer."

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Oh... it's one of those kinds. Compliments towards some of the merchandise or not Gaines was not appreciative of her wares being filmed. Or, more specifically, some of the haunted items were beginning to get agitated. Pondering she pulled out the log book of all of the eccentric items currently on display, looking for one in particular. No need to cause bodily harm... but a little mischief was surely warranted. After all they did have several placards posted around the store warning people not to film. It's decided then. Standing up from her desk she quickly went to snag the small necklace that looked like a bolt of lightning before heading over to the woman. "Excuse me madam, I couldn't help but notice that this necklace would look absolutely stunning on you." The box was a deep blue with delicate white detailing. Of course it did have a little side effect of scrambling any electronics the wearer came too close to. "I'd be rather pleased if you would accept it was a gift. I doubt I could find some it would fit more perfectly."

Come get judged by the antiques, oddities, and curiosities shop owner! Bonus if you'd like, buy or sell something at her shop.