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Everyone irl who I talk to about Shenk calls them my Patron anyway so this all tracks.

july is the month for coming up with commission ideas and saving money because i don't want to disturb the artists while they are fighting

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I offer a mage who specializes in space & time magic (they/them) and a troll heavily influenced by the gods somehow (she/they)

Be Judged by the Companion of Void

Reblog this post with 1-2 characters for Ynygme, and it will give a judgment based on their magical attenuation and personality!

Usual rules apply:

1-2 trolls per reblog

Judge-backs allowed and encouraged!

Please don’t send NSFW judgements

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What's the best way to pick up ladies?

bend at the knees. lift with your legs. ask if it’s okay first.

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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The Lonely

Another new Magnus Archives themed adopt! Based off of The Lonely, specifically episode 33: Boatswain's Call and episode 186: Quiet. Usual adopt rules apply: must credit me in a clear location across all platforms, design must remain recognizable, may be gifted but not resold

OPEN

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The Flesh

New Magnus Archives themed adopt! Based off of The Flesh, specifically episode 30: The Killing Floor and episode 115: Taking Stock. Usual adopt rules apply: must credit me in a clear location across all platforms, design must remain recognizable, may be gifted but not resold

OPEN

Alt image with extensive blood splatter:

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Two chibi adopts up for grabs!

Rules: no reselling (gifting ok), design must remain recognizable if altered, must credit to my blog somewhere visible on all platforms the design is posted (If gifted the person receiving the design must follow this rule)

Cat Jester: OPEN $40 $30

Droopy Punk: OPEN $40 $30

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he's so cute. i just want to bite him. and bite him. bite him again. bite him. bite him. bite him. let me sink my teeth on him.

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Hey, as for any of your mutants, anyone under like 130 sweeps coulda been whisked away and saved by Carter. Or hatched in a rebel cavern like Tuuya's.

Live your truths! Canon can't hold us back! This sign can't stop us, we can't read! (Note: Avis watched videos of the comic on youtube, has never read it)

Homestuck canon was like 'there are only 2 fuchsias/tyrians at a time, the Empress and her descendant' and the entire community took one look at that and collectively went lol. lmao. anyway check out my collection of little pink bitches

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Someone with a VERY unnatural air about them. Physically, she seems perfectly a troll. (She/they, 16 sweeps)

Get Judged by the Monster Hunter

I need to get an idea for this man's voice since even way back in the day I never really got the chance to use him even though he's one of my oldest trolls!

So reblog with one troll/human/alien at a time to be judged by Helvan, multiple reblogs allowed. Please specify muse age even if only adult or child.

Judgebacks are always fun and appreciated, but never required!

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Two chibi adopts up for grabs!

Rules: no reselling (gifting ok), design must remain recognizable if altered, must credit to my blog somewhere visible on all platforms the design is posted (If gifted the person receiving the design must follow this rule)

Cat Jester: OPEN $40 $30

Droopy Punk: OPEN $40 $30

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The Flesh

New Magnus Archives themed adopt! Based off of The Flesh, specifically episode 30: The Killing Floor and episode 115: Taking Stock. Usual adopt rules apply: must credit me in a clear location across all platforms, design must remain recognizable, may be gifted but not resold

OPEN

Alt image with extensive blood splatter:

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The Lonely

Another new Magnus Archives themed adopt! Based off of The Lonely, specifically episode 33: Boatswain's Call and episode 186: Quiet. Usual adopt rules apply: must credit me in a clear location across all platforms, design must remain recognizable, may be gifted but not resold

OPEN

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The Lonely

Another new Magnus Archives themed adopt! Based off of The Lonely, specifically episode 33: Boatswain's Call and episode 186: Quiet. Usual adopt rules apply: must credit me in a clear location across all platforms, design must remain recognizable, may be gifted but not resold

OPEN

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The Flesh

New Magnus Archives themed adopt! Based off of The Flesh, specifically episode 30: The Killing Floor and episode 115: Taking Stock. Usual adopt rules apply: must credit me in a clear location across all platforms, design must remain recognizable, may be gifted but not resold

OPEN

Alt image with extensive blood splatter:

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I've been working hard to bring you all a new selection of adopts!

Typical rules: no reselling (gifting ok), design must remain recognizable if altered, must credit to my blog or toyhouse on all platforms the design is posted (If gifted the person receiving the design must follow this rule)

And because I always forget to put it on the adopts posts themselves, any adopts bought from me will get a 10% discount if you commission art for them from me.

Availability:

Court Jester: CLOSED

Lovecore Giraffe: OPEN $25 $15

Maned Fox: CLOSED

Danger Grandpa: CLOSED

E-Boy: OPEN $25 $15

Femme Fatale: OPEN $25 $15