#😈 : sal’s scribbles

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Nobody look at me nobody say a thing I am having a moment you don’t understand-

I was there day one almost 9 years ago- This was my hyperfixation for who knows how long-

But here I am now! Finally revisiting after a few years and I. Am not immune I guess! If you were in the fandom and possibly recognize me at all no you don’t 💀

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“Who’s afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?”

Not me <<

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So what if, just throwing the idea out there, I went and proposed to a certain dingbat? We’ve been together for a while, he makes me happy, and I’m sure he’d love having his own personal trophy wife (/j)

Still thinking about it just a bit, but I’ll be sure to update whenever anything happens :]

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HAPPY 5 MONTHS WITH MY DUMDUM HERE’S TO HOPING FOR A LONG HAPPY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM 😭

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Horse hyperfixation over (for now) and I’m back on my usual bullshit- Decided to give a go at mimicking the show’s style, and as a bonus I dropped in an idiot for a little height comparison

Congrats Zapp! You have a new mean, purple target to go after!

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PRIDE MONTH IS HALFWAY OVER BUT THAT AIN’T GONNA STOP ME FROM DRAWING MY FAVORITE BISEXUAL DISASTER DAMN IT.

I haven’t posted art of him in so long I lost my title of top Zapp Brannigan blog, you fucking bet your sweet ass I’m gonna get it back though

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Another Dusty because I love them >:]

This time in a Pantsuit!

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I got a haircut so you know my Slug had to get a little makeover, too

Worst couple ever still going strong, despite everything-

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Wait I haven’t posted about my Welcome Home SI yet?

Hold on let me change that-

This is Dusty! Dusty Rosette! Local Hair Stylist, Boutique Owner, andddd Drama King-

Sure, they can put on some dramatics every now and then, but they usually mean well!

They’re sensitive and clutzy, and have a bit of a playful streak, plus the occasional allergy issues that their friend Friday (my lovely boyfriend’s @aliensaffection SI >:]) helps them out with!

I hope you all like them! I’m still fine tuning them and getting a proper ref together for them but I adore them so far 😭

(Bonus vid below with their voice claim and a little silly nod to my crush lmao)

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Wow I can’t believe someone has this abandoned version of Viva Las Pegasus on YouTube to think we could have gotten a fun minor antagonist duo but we missed out-

Screenshot edit with a Crystal Pony and their partner in crime because I may be a bit horse hyperfixated™️

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Fuck it, Crystal Pony Ponysona who is evil and mean with their big Elvis Horse Boyfriend

To add on: Their cutiemark is tied to making flowery desserts and tea blends but they’re incredibly snooty and a bit difficult to work with, though Gladmane doesn’t mind one bit-

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You bet your sweet ass I made a proper sona to go with my favorite beloathed bastard Captain-

I simply think seeing Zapp with a silly sea slug alien would be so cool, so I went all out and made them extra squishy and oh so colorful >:]

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Continuing on with the Zapp love- How about a festive duo enjoying the spoils of Halloween? Of course they had to do matching costumes, and if anyone recognizes who they are? I have the utmost respect for you-

Happy late Halloween!

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YES IMMEDIATELY YES POST IT POST IT POST ITTTTT

Say it and it shall be done baby boy-

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Happy Halloween and Happy retheme I am returning with so many new F/Os, including Captain Motherfucker himself: Zapp Brannigan 😭

When I saw him in that little turtleneck getup in Season 2 I knew it was game over for me….

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Oops, Psychonauts Self insert AND selfship art? In 2023? It’s more likely than you think-

I do a little smooching with both Edgar and Fred I have two hands :]