#😂😂😂😂 it's so funny to me

[thisshitisridiculous]

*knock on door*

eddie: come in!

buck: *actually comes in*

eddie: ✋👁️👄👁️🤚

[undead-knick-knack]

Dorian: *eases over towards Beau and loosens his sash to show off his abs*

Imogen: You don't have to move the shirt. You're wearing a sheer shirt. We can see them all the time.

Dorian:

Like damn Imogen why you gotta call him out like that in front of his crush 😭😂

[accursedvoid]

Ran across a ‘humans are weird/space orcs/humans in space’ post the other day talking about how humans make up games if they’re stuck somewhere with nothing to do and it just got me thinking about that one game and how aliens would be so baffled

As in THE game, you all know the one (for those reading this I’m so sorry to make you lose ‘the game’ again, if it’s any consolation I have now lost ‘the game’ making this post myself) and just how baffling that is from a non human perspective can you imagine it-

this is for fun? And it’s not even a game game? It’s just saying you lost the game/mentioning ‘the game’ and humans will get irrationally annoyed/upset/angry about it like-

Brian: hey Lee, guess who just lost the game?

Lee: what gam- OH YOU ASSHOLE I HAD A STREAK OF FOUR YEARS GOING!!!

Every alien in the room: ??????

[vynnyal]

I've been having a delightful time stumbling over my emojis being used in random servers, so here's more

[maydaydiaz]

eddie diaz growing up with no one to speak to, his dad was absent and he was looking after his pregnant mother and then he sees this girl at the lake and she talks to him, and he wasn’t who she was looking for but she was kind and listened to him anyway…and now he thinks he’s in love with her because no friend has ever laughed at his silly jokes or his listened to his problems

buck comes along and he’s kind and he does more than laugh at his jokes, he goes along with every insane idea he has, and he listens and he shows up every time but he’s man so they’re just really good friends who could never be in love…

oh eddie this is gonna hit you so hard, you’ll grow a moustache just to cope

[starlight420-dreamz]

[thestarlightforge]

Edit: Tone Tag 😭 I am not yelling at y’all, I’m just exploding in my little gay disabled wandavision young avengers bubble. It’s all excitement/relief/love over here. 😊💙

JAC REPURPOSED WANDA’S CRAPPY RITUALISTIC AMNESIAC STORYLINE FOR GOOD

“JUST PRETEND I’M NOT HERE” JAC SCHAEFFER— 🫠

IT’S NOT TWO KIDS IN ONE BODY, THE HEX INDIRECTLY KILLED WILLIAM KAPLAN, BILLY MAXIMOFF IS REALLY BILLY WITH A REAL SOUL THAT HAD NO HOME—HE’S REALLY WANDA’S SON, TOMMY’S BROTHER

SOME OF HIS MEMORIES GOT MUDDLED AND HE LEARNED TO REPRESS SOME OF HIS MAGIC, BUT HE COULD BARELY EVEN GET OUT CALLING REBECCA “MOM” IN THE KAPLANS’ LIVING ROOM AND HE NEVER REMEMBERED WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LIFE—BECAUSE WANDA’S KIDS WERE REAL AND HERS, WHETHER 45 YEARS OF MISOGYNISTIC COMICS WRITERS LIKE IT OR NOT

“WHO ARE YOU?” “WILLIAM KAPLAN.” “SAY AGAIN?”

“I’M BILLY MAXIMOFF” AND

“I’M NOT THAT NICE” 😭

BILLY MAXIMOFF FELL IN LOVE WITH A BOY, HE DIDN’T JUST TAKE WILLIAM KAPLAN’S BOYFRIEND TO BLEND IN

JAC DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT TOMMY, NO ONE DID—THIS WHOLE THING IS FOR HIM AND HE’S EVERYWHERE

WILLIAM KAPLAN’S LAST WORDS WERE “MOM, LOOK OUT” AND

BILLY MAXIMOFF’S FIRST WORD OUTSIDE THE HEX

WAS “TOMMY” 😭

[firelise]

Nick, aka President of the SandRay Fanclub

"Are you and Ray going out? You two talk all lovey dovey like you're a thing." "Kiss him! Kiss him, man!" Only Friends (2023)

[itagakimizuki]

JOONG ARCHEN as Fadel THE HEART KILLERS (2024) ep. 1

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars as Dr. Jarvis Pym

Get Smart; Is This Trip Necessary? (1969)

[abirddogmoment]

Rory's very first wild* point! I'm so proud 🥺

*(on a wild partridge, not a training set up, I didn't say anything, and it was a true scent point)

[onifanss]

Congee •

[ryllen]

Look what came through the mail today! The letters & ( •̀ω•́ )σ 3 little gremlins from letterstoear.

Just wanna say i adore the flower stickers on the letters too much, they are that much worth mentioning.

[statementlou]

"You might get a bit hot after this next one it's called Sweat....." (after restart)- "missed the timing on that one I got too excited😏"

[conjuring-ghouls]

Terzo funny moments (3/?)

So me and @sxnnelysister are back with more parts for the Terzo series we've been working on! As always, you can check her blog for the next part (and give her a follow if you haven't already! 🖤)

[soaps-mohawk]

For those suffering from the angst, I would like to give a crack headcanon I have of Johnny 🥰

I believe this man had suffered so many military punishments in the early days of his career (yaknow... the really redundant and impossible tasks) that it is now muscle memory. If he is dead asleep, you can whisper in his ear that his drill instructor said he needs to sweep the sunlight off the pavement or mop up the rain in the middle of a storm; he will be halfway out the door before he fully wakes up and realizes what hes doing. 🤣

Hope you all enjoy this lmao. It makes me giggle thinking of it.

Oh 100% 😂 absolutely. He definitely had a lot of disciplinary action taken against him and had to do those silly punishments, and now it's just natural instinct lmaoo

I feel like Price and Simon would utilize that a lot