#🕹️You Bring Me Joy(stick)🕹️

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here's the angst i mentioned here, though i did technically balance it out by making it a hurt/comfort piece 🖤

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Calhoun, checking me over: Are you alright?? Are you hurt?

Me: I-I think I'm okay...

Calhoun: Good.

Calhoun, shaking me: Then what were you THINKING?!

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Crushes

Ship: Minos the Bull x Fix-it Felix Jr.

Word Count: 906

Summary: Minos struggles with his feelings and ends up talking with Felix about it. Also first fic in the Wreck It Ralph universe! Playing with the timeline a little bit, the events of the movie haven't quite started in this fic but Felix mentions he met Calhoun very briefly. CWs for themes of anxiety and insecurity, implied past relationship issues, food mentions.

Tag List: @canongf @sportakisser @cherry-bomb-ships

Minos felt a gentle shake on their arm and raised their head exhaustedly.

“Hey, the arcade opens in two hours. You ought to get back to your game,” Tapper suggested with a sympathetic look. They rubbed the space between their eyes.

“Ah geez… my tab…”

“You can pay it another time. I’d hit the showers before you do much else, though.”

They briefly pressed the backs of their hooves against their eyes before standing, swaying slightly and grabbing the bar for support. “Good advice…” They smelled strongly of the sticky sasparilla Tapper peddled. Things hadn’t been this bad since Turbo, and by Zeus’ bolts, Minos wanted to avoid going back to that as thoroughly as he could. So he denied himself. The bright lights of Game Central Station made Minos blink painfully as he stumbled toward his game, quickly tripping over someone underfoot.

“Sorry,” he grunted, steadying himself.

“No, no, it was my fault… oh! Minos!” A familiar voice put them on edge. The short and lovable visage of Fix-it Felix Jr. stood before him. “My gosh, how long has it been?”

“Howdy, Felix,” Minos avoided eye contact. “Arcade opens soon. Shouldn’t dillydally…”

Felix peered at him curiously, his brows slanted in concern. He shoved his hands in his pockets. “Well, if you’re in a hurry, I won’t keep you. But we should catch up! I heard Chef Pepper has been working on veggie burgers over at BurgerTime…”

Minos regarded him anxiously. He knew he had to give an answer. “Sure. Tonight?”

“Sounds great! I’ll see you after closing!” Felix happily pranced off and Minos exhaled shakily. They reached their game as their coworkers were preparing for the day ahead and showered until the last minute. Despite his poor sleep and a night of drinking, Minos managed to keep his composure for the players. The end of the day came far too quickly.

Felix was waiting for him outside of the entrance to BurgerTime and waved excitedly as he approached. “I’m so glad you agreed, I feel like I haven’t seen you in years!”

Minos laughed awkwardly. “It wouldn’t surprise me if you hadn’t. I don’t… get around as much anymore.”

They entered the sandwich-stacking game and put in their orders before sitting at an off-screen table.

“How have you been?” Felix words were sincere and low so as not to attract eavesdroppers.

“Nothing’s the same,” Minos admitted. “I’ve been… keeping on.” They rubbed their eyes. “... Truth be told, something’s come up.”

“I don’t mean to be intrusive, but is it something I can help with? I mean, they don’t call me ‘Fix-it’ for nothing…” He smiled, finding his own jab just a bit too corny. Two large veggie burgers were plopped down on the table, briefly startling Minos. He cleared his throat and straightened up.

“You know Hero’s Duty? One of the newer games.”

Felix’s eyes lit up as he took a bite of his burger. He chewed and swallowed quickly. “I do! I even met the sergeant, briefly.” His cheeks began to heat up just mentioning her. Minos’ own heart skipped a beat, then ached at Felix’s expression.

“You have?”

“Again, briefly. It wasn’t that big of a deal, but might I say, these high-definition games…” He then sighed forcefully through his lips, shaking his head. “But never mind that, what does Hero’s Duty have to do with your predicament?”

“You see, that’s just the thing…” Minos took a slow bite of his burger. “Sgt. Calhoun. I see her around Game Central Station and I just…” He buried his face in his hooves. “Clearly you have an upper hand with her, so I just shouldn’t bother. Like I have been.”

“What do you…?” Then Felix gasped in realisation. “You too??”

“She’s gorgeous, isn’t she?” Minos bemoaned after a beat of embarrassed silence. “She’s gorgeous and she’s not for me.”

“Now you don’t know that…” Felix hesitantly reached to pull Minos’ hooves away from their face. Suddenly many revelations were coursing through him at once. One hoof dropped away and into Felix’s hand, but the other remained firmly placed over their left eye, physically shielding themselves from their feelings.

“Even if she gave me a chance she’d just bring out the worst in me. Don’t try and tell me that’s not true, I’ve only ever had feelings like this for one person and you know how that turned out!”

The few other patrons in BurgerTime glanced over at Minos’ outburst while Felix hushed them.

“It doesn’t have to be like Turbo, Minos,” Felix insisted. “One bad experience does not a reality make. Besides, she’s nothing like him. I can tell you that from only one tiny little exchange.”

Minos was shaking. Their uncovered eye half-opened. “What about your feelings?”

Felix was briefly flustered. “Feelings, shmeelings. I want to see you happy. You’ve been through enough.” Oh Felix, what’ve you gotten yourself into??

Slowly, Minos went back to eating. “She’ll never notice me.”

“Baby steps! You can practice talking to her on me.” Felix’s expression was one of determination. Minos couldn’t help but giggle at the suggestion.

“But you don’t know how she’ll react…”

“It wouldn’t hurt to give you something positive to work with, would it? It’s all about confidence!” There was another stretch of silence before Felix spoke again. “Are you feeling any better?”

Minos nodded. “I need to get some sleep. But… thank you, Felix. You’re a good friend.”

“I try my darndest.”

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an idea for an official wr.eck it r.alph s/i potentially?? i've never been able to peg down a solid idea until now;

name: minos the (trans*) bull game: farm olympics (ehh still workshopping this title...) game premise: a compilation of sport mini games in which the gimmick is the playable characters and npcs are anthropomorphic farm animals. i imagine the arcade cabinet would be set up similar to "rampage," with three joysticks and sets of buttons so that three people can play at once.

minos' description from the game's official "rules & facts" booklet: specialty: golf power move: "seeing red" - 99% chance of getting a perfect score in any mini game, can only be used once per game class: heavy hitter minos is a strong-headed bull who tries to act like competition doesn't interest him, but when he loses, watch out! as they say, mess with the bull...

other ideas:

the game was installed in litwak's around the same time as f.ix it fe.lix jr. & tur.botim.e, albeit not in close proximity to the two games

minos and tu.rbo/king c.andy are exes- as one can imagine, the relationship was incredibly unhealthy

sgt. calh.oun is the first person since turbo to spark romantic feelings in minos again, though fel.ix is quickly grouped into this as well (i really want to write something about fel.ix discovering minos' crush and them bonding over it, in turn developing their own feelings toward each other)

*i imagine minos' transness isn't "canon" to his game, but future fans discovered he was initially intended to be a cow and ran with the headcanon

minos' game had at least two more installments with updated graphics and gameplay as video games progressed in quality, one of which was called "farm olympics 3D" and was briefly installed in litwak's, leading to a "who are you" "i'm you but better in HD" situation between classic!minos and new!minos

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Happy Girlfriends day,.. to myb girlfiemds 🥺💞💞

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minos concept exploration :0]

had in mind an angsty doodle to add to this page buut i think it deserves its own attention and piece, so stay tuned for that 😈

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What do you MEAN I don't get the pleasure of hearing Sgt. Calhoun call me "soldier (affectionate)" in my silly racing game ☹️

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page 2 | Romantic f/os, continued

The Devil [Cuphead: Don't Deal With The Devil/Cuphead animated series] | Dating | 👿Don’t Deal With The Devil👿 | Tertiary f/o

King Dice [Cuphead: Don't Deal With The Devil/Cuphead animated series | Dating | 🎲Devil’s Right-Hand Dice🎲 | Tertiary f/o

Waluigi [Mario Bros franchise] | Dating | 👺Hunka Hunka Burning WAH👺 | Tertiary f/o

Kaos [Skylanders franchise] | Dating | 🏰Kaotic Castle in The Sky🏰 | Tertiary f/o, childhood crush, I have made One art of him and my s/i and that's it for content on this ship

Jasper [Steven Universe] | Dating | 🧡Jasper🧡 | Tertiary f/o, I haven't actively been into Steven Universe in Years but I still feel the need to honour her on this list lmao

HIM/His Infernal Majesty [The Powerpuff Girls] | Dating | 💄His Infernal Infatuation💄 | Tertiary f/o, another childhood character that I came back to

The Mask [The Mask] | Dating | 💫Looney Love💫 | Tertiary f/o, will probably end up rehauling this ship if the idea strikes me, haven't talked about him in a long time

Dr. Frank-n-Furter [The Rocky Horror Picture Show] | Married (10•13•24) | 👠Material Girl👠 | Beloved Tertiary f/o

Tallahassee [Zombieland] | Dating | 🧟Cure for The Loner🧟 | Tertiary f/o, relevance in my brain waxes and wanes

Krusty the Clown [The Simpsons] | Dating | 🚬Poker Chips & Cancer Sticks🚬 | Tertiary f/o

Hades [Disney's Hercules] | Dating | 💀O Thánatos Kai O Ílios☀️ | Tertiary f/o

Megamind [Megamind] | Dating | 💙Giant Blue Heart💙 | Tertiary f/o, part of the great Meme Trinity F/os

Piers [Pokémon Sword/Shield] | Dating | 🌑Dark-Type Melody🌑 | Tertiary f/o

Fix-It Felix Jr. & Sgt. Calhoun [Wreck-It Ralph] | Dating | ��️You Bring Me Joy(stick)🕹️ | Tertiary f/os, f/o limbo

Flint Lockwood [Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs] | Crush | 🧪🍔 | We love crush limbo here at Clownlord Inc., 'nother dude from my childhood

Fender Pinwheeler [Robots 2005] | Crush | 🗑️One Man’s Trash🗑️ | We also love limbo characters from our childhood

Derpy [MLP:FiM] | Dating | 💌Gray Feathers & Love Letters💌 | Tertiary f/o

Dr. Whooves [MLP: FiM] | Dating | ⌛A Positive Reaction🧪 | Tertiary f/o

Applejack [MLP: FiM] | Dating | 🍎Home is Where My Heart Is🚜 | Tertiary f/o

Rarity [MLP: FiM] | Dating | 💎My Diamond in The Rough👒 | Tertiary f/o

Queen Chrysalis [MLP: FiM] | Dating | 🕸️The Only Thing She’s Ever Loved💔 | Tertiary f/o

Steve Small [TAWOG] | Crush | ☁️ | Crush limboooo

Gaston LeGume [Beauty And The Beast] | Dating | 💪🦌 | Tertiary f/o

Felonius Gru [Despicable Me] | Dating | 🌕Tall Dark And Bald👁️ | Tertiary f/o, part of the great Meme Trinity F/os

Kenneth [Bee Movie] | Dating | 🎾Nothing Artificial About Our Sweetness🎾 | Tertiary f/o, part of the great Meme Trinity F/os

Tommy Callahan III [Tommy Boy] | Dating | 🍬Tommy Baby🍺 | Tertiary f/o

The Metatron [Dogma] | Dating | 👁The Metatron🪶 | Tertiary f/o leaning Secondary f/o depending on mood

Phil Allen [Blow Dry] | Dating | ✂️Phil✂️ | Tertiary f/o

Sinclair Bryant [Close My Eyes- don't watch this if you value your sanity] | Dating | 📈Life’s Eccentricities🍴 | Tertiary f/o

Sheriff of Nottingham/George [Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves] | Dating | 🗡️A Heart of Black Charcoal🖤 | Tertiary f/o

Colonel Christopher Brandon [Sense & Sensibility 1995] | Dating | 🐴My Beloved Colonel⚔️ | Tertiary f/o

Hans Gruber [Die Hard] | Dating | 🔫An Exceptional Thief💲 | Tertiary f/o

Henry Higgins [My Fair Lady] | Dating | 📚A Foolish Scholar📚 | Tertiary f/o, limbo f/o

The Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp [Alice in Wonderland 2010] | Dating | ☕️Hatter🎩 | Tertiary f/o

Ken [Barbie] | Dating | 🐎He’s (Not) Just Ken🏖️ | Tertiary f/o

Sweet Tooth [Twisted Metal tv show] | Dating | 🍦The Greatest Show of The Apocalypse🍦 | Tertiary f/o

Irving Wallace/The Night Owl [Stage Fright 1987] | Dating | 🦉For Owl Eyes Only🎭 | Tertiary f/o

Pavi Largo [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | Dating | 💔Pavi Steals All The Hearts🫀 | Tertiary f/o

Tim LaFlour [Senseless] | Dating | 🌼Smells Like LaFlours🩶 | Tertiary f/o

Ichabod Crane [The Legend of Sleepy Hollow] | Dating | 🐦Mr. Crane🔎 | Tertiary f/o

Vincent "Vinny" Gambini & Mona Lisa Vito | Dating | 💼Vin & Lis👝 | Tertiary f/os, I wish my brain had more to say about them honestly

David [The Lost Boys] | Dating | 🧥Rebel Yell🥡 | Tertiary f/o leaning Secondary f/o

Lester Sinclair [House of Wax 2005] | Dating | 🦌Blessed Les🫀 | Tertiary f/o

Wadsworth [Clue 1985] | Dating | 👞Get a Clue / I’m Mad About You🍽️ | Tertiary f/o

Grim [TGAOB&M] | Crush | 💀🔐 | Tertiary f/o

Paul Smecker [The Boondock Saints] | Dating | 👁️‍🗨️Black Coffee & Edible Glitter☕ | Tertiary f/o

The Corpse/"Adam" [Lisa Frankenstein*] | Crush/Dating | ⚡Exquisite Corpse🪡 | Tertiary f/o, *this is an AU where Lisa does not exist/it's my own plot involving my s/i and Cole Sprouse's character, whom I'm calling Adam for convenience sake

Eric Draven [The Crow] | Crush/Dating | 🪶Eric is An Angel🪦 | Tertiary f/o

Asa Emory/The Collector [The Collector/The Collection] | Dating | 🦋Pinning For You🦋 | Tertiary f/o

Hank Hill [King of The Hill] | Crush | ⛽Propane Lights My Flame👓 | Tertiary f/o

Harry [Love Actually] | Crush | 👓Designed For You🖥️ | Tertiary f/o

Johnny Bravo [Johnny Bravo] | Crush | 💕Bravo’s The Name (Of His Latest Flame)💁‍♂️ | Tertiary f/o

W.D. Gaster [Undertale] | Crush | 🖐️💀 | Tertiary f/o

Boy [Boy Kills World] | Crush | 🤫Boy Loves Boy🥣 | Tertiary f/o

Dr. Henry Jarrod [House of Wax 1953] | Crush | 🎨Eternal Life (In The House of Wax)🦽 | Tertiary f/o

Jareth, The Goblin King [Labyrinth] | Dating | 💎Faery Tale Kind of Love👑 | Tertiary f/o

Karl Heisenberg [Resident Evil: Village] | Crush/Dating | 🐎Save A Horse/Ride A Mech-boy⚙️ | Tertiary f/o

QPP f/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [tag] | [tier]

Ray Stantz [Ghostbusters] | ❤️Heart of The Ghostbusters❤️ | Tertiary f/o

Artie [Cruella] | 🧵You are A Work of Art(ie)🧵 | Tertiary f/o

The Demoman [TF2] | 🍻The Cyclops & The Clown🍻 | Secondary f/o

Platonic F/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [tag] | [tier]

Peter Parker [MCU & Raimiverse Spider-Man franchise] | 🕸️Spiderboy🕸️ | Tertiary f/o

Wallace Wells [Scott Pilgrim comics] | 🍸Tequila!🍸 | Tertiary f/o

Winston Zeddemore [Ghostbusters] | 🌃Everyman’s Man🌃 | Tertiary f/o

Jasper & Horace [Cruella] | 🖤Lackeys🤍 | Tertiary f/os

Tiffany Valentine [Child's Play franchise] | 👰Living Dead Girl👰 | Tertiary f/o

The rest of the TF2 mercs [TF2] | 💰Mercs of A Feather💰 | Secondary f/os

Bo Sinclair [House of Wax] | 🛻Bo Bo Black Sheep🔧 | Tertiary f/o

Vincent Sinclair [House of Wax] | 🕯️Valuable Vincent🕯️ | Tertiary f/o

OJ Haywood [NOPE] | 🍊🐴 | Tertiary f/o

Dante Hicks [Clerks franchise/View Askew] | 🏒What Are You Looking At Ya Hockey Puck (Dante)🏒 | Secondary f/o, additionally a romantic ex

Randal Graves [Clerks franchise/View Askew] | 🏒Jackass 2 (Randal)🏒 | Tertiary f/o

Elias Grover [Clerks II/View Askew] | ⭕One Ring To Rule Them All⭕ | Tertiary f/o

Jay [View Askew] | 🧢The One That Talks (Jay)🧢 | Main f/o, prone to not-traditionally-platonic displays of affection

Silent Bob [View Askew] | 🧢Cute Motherfucker🧢 | Main f/o, prone to not-traditionally-platonic displays of affection

GraveRobber [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | ⚰️Steal and rob… GRAVESSS!!!💉 | Tertiary f/o

Nathan Wallace/The Repoman [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | 🔪REPOMAN🩸 | Tertiary f/o

Blind Mag [Repo! The Genetic Opera] | 👁️I’d Rather Be Blind🎤 | Tertiary f/o

Nellie Lovett [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] | 🥧Try It! (You Might Like It)🥧 | Tertiary f/o

John's Apprentices (Amanda Young, Mark Hoffman, Lawrence Gordon) | 🐽 | Secondary f/os

Loki Laufeyson [MCU] | 🐍Charming Serpent🐍 | Tertiary f/o

Homer & Marge Simpson [The Simpsons] | 🟨The Simpsons🟨 | Tertiary f/os, Homer is additionally a crush f/o

Ned Flanders [The Simpsons] | ✝️Howdily Doodily Neighborino!✝️ | Tertiary f/o

Sans & Papyrus [Undertale] | 🦴BBFs (Best Bone Friends)🦴 | Tertiary f/os

Bruce Wayne/Batman [DC Comics] | 🦇Bat Facts🦇 | Secondary f/o, additionally a fwb situation

Abe Sapien [Hellboy 2004] | 🌊Ocean Man🌊 | Tertiary f/o

Bowser [Mario Bros franchise] | 🔥Just a Couple of Kings🔥 | Tertiary f/o

Wario [Mario Bros franchise] | 💛Wario💜 | Tertiary f/o

Doris [Shrek franchise] | 💅Spill The Ale💅 | Tertiary f/o

The Big Bad Wolf/Wolfie [Shrek franchise] | 🐺Wolfie🐺 | Tertiary f/o

Barbara & Adam Maitland [Beetlejuice] | 🌻👻 | Tertiary f/os

Kronk [Emperor's New Groove] | 🥜Heart of Gold / Dumb of Ass💛 | Tertiary f/o

Billy & Mandy [TGAOB&M] | 💀🎀 / 🧢👕 | Tertiary f/os

Veronica Sawyer [Heathers (Movie & Musical) | 🏑Kickass Girl📓 | Tertiary f/o

Jason Dean [Heathers (Movie & Musical) | 💣My Favourite Juvenile Delinquent🥤 | Tertiary f/o

Schnitzel [Chowder] | 🪨Solid Like A Rock🪨 | Tertiary f/o

Gazpacho [Chowder] | 🥭Wooly Friendship🦣 | Tertiary f/o

Dale Gribble, Bill Dauterive, & Jeff Boomhauer [King of The Hill] | 🍺Yup4️⃣ | Tertiary f/os

Luanne Platter [King of The Hill] | 💛Hey Blondie💇‍♀️ | Tertiary f/o

Ratchet [Robots 2005] | ♠️Fool’s Silver🤑 | Tertiary f/o, romantic ex

Kristoff [Frozen franchise] | 🛷Ice is His Life🧊 | Tertiary f/o

Familial F/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [relationship type] | [tag] | [tier]

The Sawyer Family (Leatherface, Chop-Top & Nubbins, Drayton) [The Texas Chain Saw Massacre pt 1 & 2] | Cousins | 🍖Sawyer Family Shenanigans🍖 | Main f/os

Pamela Voorhees [Friday the 13th franchise] | Adoptive Mother | 🧸Mama Voorhees🧸 | Secondary f/o

Jason Voorhees [Friday the 13th franchise] | Adoptive Brother | 🧸Jason🧸 | Secondary f/o

Glen/da/G.G. [Seed of Chucky/Child's Play franchise] | Step-child | 🎸Rebel & Rhinestone🎀 | Secondary f/o

Morticia Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Mother | 🥀Black Is Such a Happy Colour🥀 | Main f/o

Gomez Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Father | 🤺Either Way What Bliss🤺 | Main f/o

Wednesday Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Sister | ☠️Poison Sister☠️ | Secondary f/o

Pugsley Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Brother | 🧨Explosive Brother🧨 | Secondary f/o

Fester Addams [The Addams Family franchise] | Adoptive Uncle | 💡Uncle Fester💡 | Secondary f/o

Nancy Downs [The Craft] | Foster Daughter | 🔮My Daughter is A Witch🐍 | Secondary f/o

Lock, Shock, & Barrel [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Pseudo-children (Not officially adopted but not biologically related either, they just see me as a parental figure of some sort) | 🎃Creepy Kids🎃 | Tertiary f/os

Millennium "Millie" Falcon [Jay & Silent Bob Reboot] | Step-daughter | 🏒Riot Grrrl (Millie)🍃 | Tertiary f/o

Queen Barb [Trolls: World Tour] | Half-sister | 🌹Goths & Roses🤘 | Tertiary f/o

Thrash [Trolls: World Tour] | Dad | 🤘Thrash Dad🤘 | Tertiary f/o

Dale Dobson & Allison [Tucker & Dale Vs Evil] | Adoptive Parents | 🧢🛻 & 📚👩 | Tertiary f/os

Queen [Deltarune] | Adoptive Mother | 💾C0mput3r M0m👑 | Tertiary f/o

Susie [Deltarune] | Adoptive Daughter | 🪓Axe Daughter💪 | Tertiary f/o

Harry James Potter [Harry Potter franchise] | Adoptive Son | ⚡👓 | Tertiary f/o, that's my baby, he'll never not be my baby, fuck JKR

Creepy Susie [The Oblongs] | Adoptive Daughter | 🖤Creepy Susie🎀 | Tertiary f/o

Professor Membrane [Invader ZIM] | Uncle | 🥽FOR SCIENCE!🥽 | Tertiary f/o

Dib Membrane [Invader ZIM] | Cousin | 🛸 | Tertiary f/o

Gaz Membrane [Invader ZIM] | Cousin | 🎮 | Tertiary f/o

J. Jonah Jameson [Raimiverse Spider-Man franchise] | Uncle | 🗞️ | Tertiary f/o

Bart, Lisa, & Maggie Simpson [The Simpsons] | Godchildren | 🟨The Simpsons🟨 | Tertiary f/os

Mario & Luigi [Mario Bros franchise] | Adoptive Brothers | 🔧Plumber Bromthers🔧 | Tertiary f/os

Fairy Godmother [Shrek franchise] | Adoptive Mother | 🔮Just a MA! Away🔮 | Tertiary f/o

Prince Charming [Shrek franchise] | Adoptive Brother | 👑Charming Siblings👑 | Tertiary f/o

Delia Deetz [Beetlejuice] | Mother | 🖼️Mother Unit🖼️ | Tertiary f/o

Charles Deetz [Beetlejuice] | Step-father | tag n/a | Tertiary f/o

Lydia Deetz [Beetlejuice] | Step-sister | ☔My Whole Life Is One Big Dark Room☔ | Tertiary f/o

Astrid Deetz [Beetlejuice Beetlejuice] | Niece | 📚Morbid Little Thing🧠 | Tertiary f/o

Sam [Trick 'R Treat] | Adoptive Child | 🍂Child of Autumn🍂 | Tertiary f/o

Yzma [Emperor's New Groove] | Adoptive Mother | ⚗️Advisor & Heir⚗️ | Tertiary f/o

Heather Chandler [Heathers (Movie & Musical) | Sister | 💄My Sister is A Mythic Bitch👘 | Tertiary f/o

Mung Daal [Chowder] | Adoptive Father | 🌕You Take the Moon and You Take the Son☀️ | Tertiary f/o

Truffles [Chowder] | Adoptive Mother | 🍄Mumshroom🍄 | Tertiary f/o

Chowder [Chowder] | Adoptive Brother | 🐰A Spoonful of Brotherly Love🍨 | Tertiary f/o

Oswald Cobblepot/The Penguin [DC Comics] | Godfather | 🐧Uncle Oz🌂 | Tertiary f/o

Elsa of Arendelle [Frozen franchise] | Sister | 🌨️Cold Hands/Warm Heart👑 | Tertiary f/o

Anna of Arendelle [Frozen franchise] | Sister | 👑Not So Alone🌷 | Tertiary f/o

Clownie's F/o List (*COMPLETE LIST*)

Here it is, the extended list and not just the notable characters you can view on my pinned post, with additional basic commentary. This is ever-growing as I consume new media because making self-inserts is one of my favourite pastimes. 🫶

Listed in the order I have their tags in in my personal track-keeping document.

Romantic F/os

Structure: [f/o name] [source] | [relationship status or type] [marriage or engagement date if applicable] | [tag] | [tier]

The Joker [DC Comics] | Married (12•04•21) | 🃏A Joker and His Ace🃏 | #1 Main f/o

Wade Wilson/Deadpool [MARVEL Comics] | Married (07•12•22) | 💣Bulletproof Boys💣 | Main f/o

Charles “Chucky” Lee Ray [Child’s Play franchise] | Married (03•19•20) | 🌈Foul-Mouthed Little Fucker🌈 | Main f/o

Betelgeuse [Beetlejuice] | Married (10•01•20) | 🪲Two Bugs in A Rug🪲 [🐞Two Bugs in A Rug🐞] | Main f/o

Jack Torrance [The Shining] | Married (12•31•22) | 🪓Darling - Light of My Life🪓 | Main f/o

Marcus Holloway & Wrench [Watch Dogs 2] | Dating | 💻Hacked into My Heart💻 | Tertiary f/os, haven't finished watching a play through of the game but I really love these characters

Daniel Robitaille/Candyman [Candyman] | Dating | 🐝Daniel is Orange🐝 | Tertiary f/o, I deeply love him but sometimes I get anxious about shipping with him

John Kramer [Saw franchise] | Married (08•17•23) | 🧩The Missing Pieces🧩 | Secondary f/o

Michael Myers [Halloween franchise] | Dating | 🔪The Night He Came Home🎃 | Secondary f/o, occasionally leaning tertiary

Billy Lenz [Black Christmas] | Dating | ☎️Waiting By The Phone☎️ | Tertiary f/o

V/Codename V [V for Vendetta] | Dating | 📺Love Is A Smoke and Is Made With The Fumes of Sighs🧨 | Tertiary f/o

Herbert West [Re-Animator] | Dating | 💚Love Is Nothing More Than a Chemical Scam (Will You Stay by My Side?)💚 | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Dr. Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus [Raimiverse Spider-Man trilogy] | Dating | 🐙6 Arms to Hold You Tight / Does That Make You an Insect???🐙 | He mainly shows up in an AU where I'm in a relationship with both Otto and Norman nowadays, tertiary f/o

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin [Raimiverse Spider-Man trilogy] | Dating | 💵Norman Osborn🎃 | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Anton Chigurh [No Country For Old Men] | Dating | 🐮Sugar Bully🐮 | Secondary f/o

Phillip J. Fry [Futurama] | Dating | 🚀I've Been To The Year 3000🍕 | Tertiary f/o

Bender Bending Rodriguez [Futurama] | Dating | 🤖If I Only Had A Heart🍺 | Tertiary f/o

William Afton [FNaF franchise] | Dating | 🐇My Funny Bunny🐇 | Limbo f/o, I don't really ship with this guy anymore but my headcanon version of him is a blorbo I don't know if I'll ever be able to shake, especially with Matthew Lillard now portraying his film counterpart. FNaF is also kind of just a limbo interest of mine, I care more about playing with the characters like paper dolls than paying any attention to canon lore, etc.

Sweeney Todd [Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street] | Married (08•19•21) | 💈I Will Learn to Love Again💈 | Secondary f/o

Lucifer Morningstar [Lucifer] | Dating | 😈Sympathy for My Devil😈 | Tertiary f/o, would probably think about him more if I watched the rest of the show, but also his relationship with Chloe bothers me so much and is probably the main reason why I haven't watched past the first season (I wish they could've just been platonic friends honestly it would be a lot more compelling imo)

Cruella de Vil [Cruella] | Dating | 🏎️I Know Something About Love🏎️ | Tertiary f/o

Captain Jack Sparrow [PoTC franchise] | Dating | 🏴‍☠️Drunken Sailor & Bonny Lad🏴‍☠️ | Tertiary f/o leaning secondary f/o depending on mood

Robert DuBois/Bloodsport [The Suicide Squad] | Dating | 🩸Bloodsport Tag🩸 | A guy I don't really talk about anymore, but who knows, he still has potential to float to the surface every now and again

Jack Skellington [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Dating | 💀King of Halloween🎃 | Secondary f/o, childhood comfort character

Oogie Boogie [The Nightmare Before Christmas] | Dating | 🐛Lovebug🐛 | Tertiary f/o

Willy Wonka [Charlie And The Chocolate Factory] | Married (02•24•24) | 🍫Sweetest Moments🍫 | Tertiary f/o

Scott Pilgrim & Ramona Flowers [Scott Pilgrim comics] | Dating | ❗Multiplayer❗ | Tertiary f/os

Dr. Hannibal Lecter [NBC's Hannibal] | Dating | 🍽️Ella et Porcus🍽️ | Tertiary f/o

Spamton G. Spamton [Deltarune] | Dating | 📞MORE PERSISTENT THAN A [Pop-up Ad]📉 | Tertiary f/o

Curtis Vaughn [Mississippi Grind] | Dating | ♠️Lucky In Love♥️ | Tertiary f/o

Eric Brooks/Blade [Blade trilogy] | Dating | 🗡️The Daywalker🩸 | Tertiary f/o

Beverly Sutphin [Serial Mom] | Dating | 👗PUSSYWILLOWS DOTTIE!🔪 | Tertiary f/o

Pickles Oblong [The Oblongs] | Dating | 🥒Pickles🥒 | Tertiary f/o

Tony Stark/Iron Man [MCU] | Married (03•10•23) | ⚙️Empire State of Mind⚙️ | Tertiary f/o

Thor Odinson [MCU] | Dating | ⛈️Riders on The Storm⛈️ | Tertiary f/o

Peter Quill [MCU] | Dating | 🪐All Shook Up🪐 | Tertiary f/o occasionally leaning secondary

Egon Spengler [Ghostbusters] | Engaged | 👓Spengler Time With Me👓 | Tertiary f/o

Peter Venkman [Ghostbusters] | Engaged | 👻You Talk a Lot of Shit (For Someone That Can’t Talk)👻 | Tertiary f/o

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader [Star Wars] | Dating | 🖤Courage Dear Heart🖤 | Tertiary f/o, the only thing I care about in Star Wars honestly

Hellboy [Hellboy 2004] | Dating | 👹And His Heart Was in Their Hands👹 | Tertiary f/o, used to be a pretty big secondary f/o...

Count Dracula [Dracula 1931] | Dating | 🧛Love as Torrid as Blood🧛 | Tertiary f/o, I mostly use Bela Lugosi's Dracula as a base but I do take inspiration and aesthetic choices from Coppola's Dracula as well, especially for my s/i and his backstory

The Medic [TF2] | Married (08•03•22) | 💉I Need A Doctor (Ohh!~)💉 | Secondary f/o

The Spy [TF2] | Married (01•22•22) | 🕵️‍♂️Mes Affections ne sont pas Un Masque🚬 | Secondary f/o leaning Tertiary f/o depending on mood

The Heavy [TF2] | Married (04•15•22) | 🥪Toll & Smol🥪 | Tertiary f/o

Ash Williams [Evil Dead franchise] | Dating | 🍂Good. Bad. He’s The Guy With My Heart.🍂 | Tertiary f/o

Dr. Jack Griffin/The Invisible Man [The Invisible Man (1933)] | Dating | 🤍An Invisible Heart Still Beats🤍 | Tertiary f/o

Severus Snape [Harry Potter franchise] | Married (date n/a) | ⛅He Saw a Glow in The Darkness��� | Tertiary f/o, in an ideal world we'd all pretend that Snape is my original character and has no relation to a certain disgustingly bigoted author, though I don't post about him much here because of that... huge comfort character to this day and the source of my obsession with all things Alan Rickman

Leslie Vernon [Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon] | Dating | 🍎Apple of My Eye🍎 | Tertiary f/o

The Janitor/"Nick" [Willy's Wonderland] | Dating | 🧽Cleanliness is Close to Sexiness🧽 | Tertiary f/o

Stitches the Clown [Stitches] | Dating | 🤡A Stitch in Time is Mine🤡 | Tertiary f/o, I haven't talked about him much since seeing the movie but I'm cursed to find all clowns (with exceptions), especially gross and/or scary clowns, attractive 🙈

Logan Howlett/Wolverine [X-Men franchise] | Dating | ❌Lend Me Your Flannel❌ | Tertiary f/o, another character who's source I'm only vaguely familiar with and I really just started shipping with him bc I though Hugh Jackman was hot in this role

Asgore [Undertale] | Dating | ✨Our Love is Magic✨ | Tertiary f/o, my second-longest lasting Undertale crush

Mettaton [Undertale] | Dating/Crush | 🤩🤖 | Tertiary f/o, forever locked in crush limbo and my longest lasting Undertale crush

The Doctor [Doctor Who] | Dating | 🌌The Eternal Playwrights🌌 | Tertiary f/o, I mainly ship with the 10th and 12th regenerations, another childhood comfort character

Norman Bates [Psycho] | Dating | 🦆Good Old-Fashioned Loverboy🦆 | Tertiary f/o

Pennywise [It 1990 miniseries] | Dating | 🎈Urban Legends🎈 | Tertiary f/o leaning Secondary f/o depending on mood

Ronald McDonald [McDonald's] | Dating | 🍟(Ba-da-ba-ba-ba~) I’m Lovin’ Him!🍟 | Tertiary f/o, I told you, all clowns, even mascots, and he may as well be my own character at this point since he hasn't been used in so long

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ik i said my wreck it ralph s/i was likely to be from a fighting game

but what if. fighting game + rhythm game mix 👀

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additional stuff i foie gras to mention:

contrary to how the game describes him, minos genuinely is not that serious about competition, and always has encouraging words for the rest of the cast, whether they win or lose

there was a noticeable personality change pre- and post-turbo, pre-turbo minos was very outgoing and matched the "quick to anger" persona he was coded with, while post-turbo minos is withdrawn, much more cautious about relationships with characters outside of his game, and tends to let his anger out in private when he can manage it

as minos relaxes more with fe.lix and cal.houn, he tends to forget his own strength, making him appear clumsy when it comes to domestic living

an idea for an official wr.eck it r.alph s/i potentially?? i've never been able to peg down a solid idea until now;

name: minos the (trans*) bull game: farm olympics (ehh still workshopping this title...) game premise: a compilation of sport mini games in which the gimmick is the playable characters and npcs are anthropomorphic farm animals. i imagine the arcade cabinet would be set up similar to "rampage," with three joysticks and sets of buttons so that three people can play at once.

minos' description from the game's official "rules & facts" booklet: specialty: golf power move: "seeing red" - 99% chance of getting a perfect score in any mini game, can only be used once per game class: heavy hitter minos is a strong-headed bull who tries to act like competition doesn't interest him, but when he loses, watch out! as they say, mess with the bull...

other ideas:

the game was installed in litwak's around the same time as f.ix it fe.lix jr. & tur.botim.e, albeit not in close proximity to the two games

minos and tu.rbo/king c.andy are exes- as one can imagine, the relationship was incredibly unhealthy

sgt. calh.oun is the first person since turbo to spark romantic feelings in minos again, though fel.ix is quickly grouped into this as well (i really want to write something about fel.ix discovering minos' crush and them bonding over it, in turn developing their own feelings toward each other)

*i imagine minos' transness isn't "canon" to his game, but future fans discovered he was initially intended to be a cow and ran with the headcanon

minos' game had at least two more installments with updated graphics and gameplay as video games progressed in quality, one of which was called "farm olympics 3D" and was briefly installed in litwak's, leading to a "who are you" "i'm you but better in HD" situation between classic!minos and new!minos