#📞 headcanons

[callmrmorrow]

to make up for my last post, here’s what i think the invincible characters would do as content creators

mark grayson/invincible: comic book channel who analyzes and breaks down different in-world comics, particularly seance dog. very critical. has those really dumb cheesy thumbnails of his jaw hanging while he points at the new issue in blatant shock. is on youtube. think star wars theory but with less alt-right pipeline bs. has a somewhat decent following

nolan grayson/omniman: this motherfucker hates social media and thinks it is one of the most moronic things to come out of humanity. has a twitter account to post about his books, only follows his wife and son (maybe his publisher) but doesn’t like mark’s tweets bc they’re mostly complaining, flaming, or talking about comic books (average male teen activities)

debbie grayson: house hunters for superheroes, or maybe closer to selling sunset with the entire company? could sell you a house with two murder victims on the floor ten feet away from you. if it’s something like selling sunset, she’s definitely the most popular with the fans because she’s super humble, competent, and shockingly compassionate on the camera. has a couple superfans who are largely middle-aged men and the occasional teenage girl (she has to manually block them on nolan’s phone; i imagine he’s not insecure but maybe a bit possessive)

amber bennett: probably runs a tiktok account on social justice topics. might have a tumblr or some other online blog where she breaks down current events and shares petitions for world betterment. anything but performative, frequently starts or attends protests for various causes. insanely well-spoken, lots of posts about her work at the soup kitchen, and you just know she donates money to everyone who pops up on her feed. such a good person it almost makes you feel like you’re not doing enough (and that’s lowkey the point).

eve wilkins/atom eve: science tutoring on youtube. faceless, think like khan academy, but has voiceovers. covers simple to super advanced stuff in a very understandable format that made her super popular. its some shit like “atomswitheve,” and it’s wildly popular but she literally never talks about it #humblequeen. while she and rex were dating, she let him edit a video and came back to like six explosions superimposed over chemical formulas.

the immortal: fucking history channel but it’s all about things he’s actually experienced, but nobody fucking believes him. voiceovers a slideshow of images. incredibly boring, comments are full of people saying “source” and he replies “I was there.” but again… no one believes him. a couple college professors cite his videos for historical inaccuracy — and they are inaccurate because immortal has an ego, but his content is actually closer than other firsthand accounts because he survived most of the stuff (and remembers it well).

oliver grayson: debbie screens his online time so he doesn’t go all ultron (we all know this motherfucker has little care for human life). mostly posts skating stuff or gaming clips that aren’t particularly good. does not get much traction but mark is always in his comments hyping him up, but he’s always wrong about what tricks oliver performs; it’s become a habit for oliver to march up to mark and say “this was actually a nollie inward heelflip you MORON”

rex splode: runs his own fan account that has like 7 posts of the druski dance with himself and captions like “yes i’m rex splode, yes i’m the best guardian, yes i bagged atom eve, yes i can defeat omni man, did i mention i can defeat omni man?” relatively popular. does tiktok live reactions of WWE fights — since he’s not wearing his costume, no one knows who he is — or anything else that his viewers submit. got cancelled twice but nobody seems to care, least of all him.

shrinking rae: runs a youtube account that is like… emulating one of those “day in the life of a [insert occupation] student” videos where she just kind of pretends to be normal. also makes cooking videos, videos about cleaning her apartment, self-care tips and tricks for young women (can’t imagine she got a lot of advice from her gung-ho superhero parents), and study habits for struggling college students. she kind of pretends to be who she wants to be irl.

kate cha: lowkey a music producer, since all her clones just play different instruments or harmonize with each other. she doesn’t get a lot of chances to do it with her hero work, but releases nothing but bangers when she can. featured rex yelling at her for cheating on him as an intro for one of her songs (like that one guy on tiktok) and it blew up. has a lot of songs about death, which most think is odd (important to remember she’s died a lot).

cecil stedman: does NOT post on social media and i can’t think of a world where he would. but if he did, it’s probably just a fake bot account that reposts pro-government propaganda. “more funding for the GDA” “cecil was right” “lets double the US defense budget” he’s the kind of guy to like everything on his fyp just to throw off the algorithm.

i do have more but this post is getting too long for most people’s (including me) low attention spans. will do a part 2 with requested characters if this is well-received

[chososrightnipple]

what kinda person do you think each jjk character would be in bed? like in my head sukuna would be a dom, but how do YOU view them? idk im just curious to see ur opinion

oooo interesting question anon,,,, let’s see.

sukuna ryomen is for sure a hard dom, no doubt there. all of his kinks and fetishes would more than likely revolve around being in control/taking control from you.

gojo satoru i can see as a switch with no general preference. he will always love unravelling you at the seams, but he doesn’t mind when you want to do the same to him, either.

toji fushiguro is also a hard dom, he lovessss being in control in the bedroom and watching how you break down from his touch.

geto suguru would be a switch with a dominant lean. he prefers being in control but he definitely won't mind being the bottom every now and then, especially on the days he just wants to be taken care of.

choso kamo... now this is an unpopular opinion but i see him as a romantic/soft dom. his natural role is taking care of those important to him and that is also true in the bedroom.

nanami kento is definitely dominant. though i don't think he would mind relinquishing control some days, especially when he's overly stressed. don't be surprised if he takes it back mid way through, though!

[lifesteal-headcanons]

Flame is a blazeborn so he used to be fireproof For some reason when he started going onto pvp servers he lost his ability to be fireproof so his hands and legs are all burnt up from forgetting he isnt immune and stepping and reaching into lava

📞⏳ Anon (if that's available of course)

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[p0rkbun]

why do i feel like sam plays candy crush on her phone unironically like a middle-age mother 💀 everytime she has a break at work she plays it

[fionarara]

omg fifi i loved your dissertation on my selfship answers 😭 let’s talk about it!!

Taka having to grow up raising two sisters seems to be a dead giveaway to his ability to be patient!! mana and luna probably had their share of mood swings, pouty episodes, etc. not to mention, boy seems to be pretty familiar with depression and crazy family issues (bc of the shiba’s). i’m the type of person who would constantly give him an “out” because i go through waves of emotion sometimes, but GODDAMMIT Taka is just that type to keep holding your hand, rub your back, help you take a breath… how is one person so fkn composed?! 😭 he’d make your your favorite meal and run you a bath— man does he make little butterflies flap around in my stomach 😵‍💫😩

i also love that you love my tickle headcanon for Shuji. yk this guy being such a hardened delinquent and probably kept everyone at an arms length at all times, imagine his shock when you wiggle your hands into his sides and he jumps like two feet in the air like “what the fuck was that” and i just… personally i feel like he deserves to laugh and be a giggly goofy guy 🥲

and don’t EVER apologize for saying a lot bc i also have a lot to say about all these fine ass gang members 😌🤭

♡♡♡ EVERYBODY LISTEN UP ! I WANT IT SPREAD FAR AND WIDE ACROSS THIS FANDOM THAT SIN AND PUNISHMENT HAVER AKA HANMA SHUJI IS A CANON TICKLISH BISH (affectionate), little tickly fingers are his achilles heel which he has gone thru great lengths to hide, has spent a considerable amount of time trying to do so—not even kisaki knows—the only person that does know is the one he's dating,,, and whenever you do end up finding out that very first time, he just pounces you, wild and wide-eyed, pinning you to the couch. one playful tatted hand is clamped over your giggly mouth and his other has a tense singular index finger bolted up and out where it's then pointedly directed down at your face, while you're giddy and squirming beneath him, as he gleefully glowers down at you, it's a goofy lil threat, "—but don't you dare tell a fuckin soul ! " and oh mitsuya definitely has the best soft dom game out of the TR-verse, ~aftercare master extraordinaire~ ,,, only closely rivaled by draken's game, buuut tbh that's probably why they were bffs from way back ^_^ u know when they both had mohawks together ? they like gravitated toward each others' energy bc they have v similar nurturing dispositions\tendencies and sensed it in each other like finding your kin in the wild, since YEA they actually both grew up around vulnerable females, taka w his baby sisters, ken in the brothel, but i digress,,,lalala no no, rly, lex u speak big truths about mitsuya's love language: huge ACTS OF SERVICE guy, and when he's done running you a bath he will even brush the tangles out of your damp hair so gently because he is so practiced at it, please he fucking LIVES for that soft labor. . + .

[phonetutorials]

i swear i'll calm down after this but here's a small list of "odd jobs" that ralph has to perform due to lack of staff, managers being busy, or employees being too lazy:

interviewing applicants

guiding hirees through orientation (he's usually the employee they have to shadow on their first day)

filing/reviewing incident reports

cleaning (usually spills or the bathrooms, but sometimes gruesome scenes and bloodstains too... you can't pay him to touch the ballpit though.)

merchandising (ralph is the reason that the prize counter looks so pristine and organized)

small repairs (i.e. replacing lightbulbs, fixing arcade machines, and replacing the strings on bonnie's guitar)

dealing with unruly customers

counting register drawers and general auditing

and yet he has never once been promoted...

[losergendered]

ID: a set of two images. the first is of vegeta from dragon ball with a white outline in front of a flag splice of beeps listed identities. the second is a blank flag splice. END ID

Vegeta from Dragon Ball is an alien nonhuman demihuman bi gay who's physically disabled/has a hidden disability and has autism, OCD, bipolar-2, PTSD, and vocal tics, and is compudorum and flufftum and uses he/it/they/void/beep!

For 📞☎️ anon!

[taeiun]

omgg your supernatural!skz is so good, it’s got me giggling and hyperventilating. you should really do some headcanons/oneshots on them cause they’re really good :D love your work <3!

thank you so much TwT omg i’m so happy my 2am thoughts are funny for people 💛💛 and i definitely plan on doing more with this idea !! i might end up making a separate masterlist for them but we’ll see how much i end up posting for them

omg omg is this considered a series now??? this is exciting :DD

[callmrmorrow]

INVINCIBLE characters as jellycats: s1 edition

teen team, guardians of the globe, and one-off villains sold separately

all based on VIBES!

MARK GRAYSON / INVINCIBLE -> JACKSON HUSKY 🦮

NOLAN GRAYSON / OMNI-MAN -> WISTFUL POLAR BEAR 🐻‍❄️

DEBBIE GRAYSON -> SIGMUND SEAL 🦭

EVE WILKINS / ATOM EVE -> BETTY CORGI 🐩

AMBER BENNET -> BROOKE OTTER 🦦

WILLIAM CLOCKWELL -> COOPER DOODLE DOG 🐕

CECIL STEDMAN -> TIMMY TURTLE 🐢

DONALD FERGUSON -> ARCHIE DINOSAUR 🦖

ALLEN THE ALIEN -> LARRY LOBSTER 🦞

[redlineoffate]

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⌚ ┈┊edward elric: headcanons

⌚ ┈┊edward elric: inspiration

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[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I came back from the movie theaters (Fnaf Movie) My lord I FREAKING LOVED IT THE WHOLE THING IDC AHHH Ahem-

I saw that requests are open, SO a Platonic Headcanon Request if you don't mind, Fnaf (Movie) Animatronics with Gender-Neutral (17-soon to be 18) Reader as the new security guard? or maybe tags with Mike and possibly Abby? (Reader ain't tall just-idk 5'2 maybe I am projecting-)

(I know this request doesn't make sense because of the tiredness due to staying up late because of excitement. Feel free to delete this ask if its too complicated)

bonus: If you want to, You can also Include Chica's Cupcake

Have a nice day/night, From 📞 ☕ (PhoneCoffee) Anon

Oh I can definitely work with this ^^

......

When you started working at Freddy's overnight, you hoped this would be your last summer job ever before you turned 18.

"Steve" said it was all pretty straightforward: watch the cameras and make sure nobody broke in.

Easy as pizza pie, right?

Well, when you realized one of the animatronics very subtly moved from their usual spot, you wanted to check them out for yourself.

Plus, sitting in the office for six hours every night would def get boring as hell.

So you head to the main stage area, finding the whole gang mysteriously gone--Foxy included.

Then you get surprised by them emerging from different places in the pizzeria, eyes glowing a sinister yellow as they surround you, wary of your intentions.

"O-Oh hey..um..Fazgang?" You try your best not to look so terrified.

Surely someone was controlling them, right? They couldn't possibly hurt you.

Yet they stop and collectively realize "wait, isn't this a teenager? And why are they working this job??"

But since you're not wrecking anything in the pizzeria (or screaming bloody murder unlike the last guard), they spare you and are just very chill overall.

You now start to believe all the rumors of them being haunted by little children.....although not even that scares you.

On the second night, you learn that they can understand simple drawings--and that's how you pretty much communicate with them and build up trust.

While Bonnie is regarded as the "most aggressive", he was a real sweetheart who let you shine his guitar and hugged you tightly to express his thanks.

Alas you haven't found a way to stop it from constantly short-circuiting when he strums it...but you vow to figure something out.

Chica was equally as sweet, although for some reason Carl the Cupcake made you feel nervous.

The way he can be on the plate one moment and then disappear the next makes you worried that he'll sneak up on you and bite your ankles off.

But as long as Chica's around, that won't ever happen.

Although Foxy looks quite dangerous, you try your best to patch up the hole in his chest using some spare parts from backstage while being oblivious to the deadly Freddy mask saw trap in the corner, something he's grateful for.

He even sang you a little sea shanty as thanks!

Freddy was the first to be suspicious of you, but after seeing a drawing you made of him, he grows to like your presence, too. Especially after how nice you've been to his bandmates.

So you definitely survived more than five nights at this place--longer than anyone so far.

When Mike gets hired and comes in for his first shift with you, he's surprised that a teen is training him.

He suspects this was some lousy summer job you were forced to get and thinks you're gonna act miserable the entire time you work together and not actually teach him shit.

But as it turns out, you love your job!

You show him the Fazgang during their "showtime" performance and assure him that while they may look creepy, they're not bad at all.

And while you're not getting paid extra to do simple maintenance on them, you still enjoy trying to keep them in tip-top shape (especially Foxy, who needs repairs the most).

Mike seriously thinks you shouldn't be doing that as it's not in the job description AND it could be dangerous.

Even if you have expertise in robotics, he still thinks it's not worth losing a limb or finger to those complex contraptions.

Like he almost did after getting near a springlock suit.

But you just teasingly remind him who the trainer is..and he goes quiet.

Foxy overhears this, and you see him snickering from behind the Pirate's Cove curtain, amused by you basically schooling this 25-27 year old man.

Unfortunately he startled poor Mike, who looks over quickly.....only to find the fox standing in his usual position, acting completely normal.

"Was he just laughing at us...?"

"Nope." You play dumb, shrugging. "Must be his voice box malfunctioning....c'mon. Let's see if we can fix that."

Least to say, you're not gonna let him sleep on the job anytime soon.

[daandyli0n]

alright Fnaf fans, ask game time:

Send Some Emojis For Headcanons About -

(Characters)

🐰🔪 (William Afton)

🐇❔(Mrs. Afton/Afton Mom)

🧟‍♂️ (Michael Afton)

🍦(Elizabeth Afton)

🧸 (Crying Child)

🐻🛠 (Henry Emily)

🐻❔ (Mrs. Emily)

🎭 (Charlotte "Charlie" Emily)

❓ (Samuel "Sammy" Emily)

📞 (Phone Guy and/or Phone Dude)

🌙 (Nightguards; can be all or just one)

🎂 (the MCI victims)

🔦 (Gregory)

🐺 (Cassie)

🐰🩸 (Vanessa/Vanny)

(Events/Dates)

🎭🔪 ("Take Cake to the Children"/Security Puppet/Charlie's Murder)

🐇🎂 (The MCI)

🎭🎁 ("Give Gifts, Give Life")

🐻🎭 ("SAVE THEM")

🌙🚗 (Midnight Motorist)

🤡🍦 (Elizabeth's Death)

⁉️ (The Bite of '87)

🎃 (the first 7 Fnaf games; when did they happen? where in the lore do they take place?)

🤖🪓 (Fnaf 3 End of Night Minigames)

🐰🔥 (what happened in the aftermath of the Fnaf 3 fire?)

📼🔥 (what happened in the aftermath of the Pizzeria Simulator fire?)

📂📼 (Help Wanted: when does it happen? who's the protagonist?)

🕺🎤 (Security Breach + Ruin: when do they happen? what led up to them?)

(Worldbuilding)

🐰👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 (the Afton Family; what were they like?)

🐻👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 (the Emily Family; what were they like)

🎂👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 (the MCI's Families; what were they like?)

🤖🌞 (what were the animatronics like during the day? what were their "personalities," so to speak?)

😈❓(what was Afton's motive? why did he do what he did?)

📖 (what's the general timeline? this can be as elaborate as you want)

📚 (how much Book Lore do you intertwine with the game lore?)

📰 (how major were the scandals at Freddy's? were they swept under the rug pretty well, or were they well known and unavoidable?)

(Misc.)

😇🐻 (was Henry a pretty good person, or did he Also suck in his own way?)

🐻📰 (how did Henry discover what William had done?)

🎂🫂 (did the MCI (and possibly Charlie) know each other before death? how well did they get along after they died?)

👻🐇 (who is the Vengeful Spirit/"The One You Should Not Have Killed," and why are they so pissed off at William? what had he done to them?)

🍬 (random headcanon of your choice)

[p0rkbun]

I have a headcanon about how sam snores fucking loudly because it feels like her so can we talk about that...

[asmrrpaddict]

Sam x Lovely headcanons

STRICTLY PLATONIC/CLOSE AS SIBLINGS

⚕️Ever since Sam healed them after Adam’s attack, he saw how distraught Vincent was and vowed then and there he would protect Lovely no matter what.

🍿Vincent and Lovely and Sam and Darlin’ have movie nights as unstated double dates.

📞If Vincent tells Lovely updates on Quinn, they call Sam to let him vent out things he doesn’t want to put on Darlin’s shoulders.

🍼Sam calls Lovely to babysit Vincent after asking him to babysit Fredrick and Bright Eyes.

🫂They hug every time they meet up.

🩸Sam held Lovely’s hand while Vincent turned them.

💬In the beginning of their relationship, Lovely would text Sam to ask Vincent’s favorite things so they could surprise him.

😠Lovely was pretty upset with Sam when he ambushed them with Porter, but after they got to hit him, they were better.

🧛🧛🧛During the Summit, when Porter started antagonizing Vincent into a fight, Lovely said Sam’s name quietly, knowing he would hear them, and he rushed over to break it up.

👩‍⚖️At the “trial” after Alexander’s murder, Sam stayed close to Lovely ready to jump in if he needed to. Especially when Christopher was explaining how it could have been one of the Solaires who did it and things were getting tense.

I really wish we could see if they have any sort of relationship.

[phonetutorials]

not to keep fazerblasting you guys with headcanons, but ralph is in my brain...

so - time to talk about ralph's parental backstory. he and his girlfriend were in college when she got pregnant, and wanting to be as present and supportive as he could, ralph dropped out and started working at freddy's around 1982 to financially support them. he moved back in with his parents until he could secure a loan for their future house (say what you will, but the man is dedicated), and finally, the two of them moved in together. ralph encouraged his girlfriend to pursue her studies, which she did...until the later stages of her pregnancy left her so weak that she couldn't.

(tw: death during childbirth (and birth in general tbh, i'm squicking myself out))

everything seemed like it was going smoothly, and doctors assured the couple that things were fine. during the delivery, however, complications arose that led to his girlfriend's death. miraculously, their baby survived; that moment defined how ralph would treat his daughter later, not as a burden, but as a little miracle, a survivor, a remnant of her mother. he held that little girl and fell in love with her. she became his everything.

(end tw)

as a father, ralph vowed to be everything that his own father wasn't: caring, supportive, and empathetic. he considers himself incredibly lucky that coppelia grew up to be as sweet as she did, but in reality, it was because of the way he raised her. as much as the man doubts himself, he really is the ideal parent, especially for becoming a single father through tragedy.

[losergendered]

ID: a set of 6 images in 3 pairs. each has one image of the listed dragonball character with a white outline in front of their corresponding flags, and a second image which is a blank flag splice. END ID

Broly from Dragonball is bunnykin, puppykin, plushkin, intersex masc, staricangel, genderfluid, and nocstuffic and has C-PTSD, autism, ADHD, hypersexual, capgras syndrome, somniphobia, semi-verbality, aichmomaina, and panic disorder and uses he/it/they/bunny/puppy/bun/pup!

Chichi is a transfemmemasc mossthing girlboyweirdo that has thanatophobia, emotional impermenence, chronic pain, OCD, hypermobility, and endometriosis that uses she/he/star/moss!

Piccolo is nonhuman alienic gendervoid aliencatgender spacekin and stargender and has thalassophobia, an anxiety disorder, P-DID, and semi-verbality and uses they/mew/it/star!

For 📞☎️ anon!