#📋benson // ic / hi ; i'm benson ; your boss; former drummer; stick hockey enthusiast

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He grinned, resisting the urge to scoop the little guy up and just snuggle them -- Benson knew better than anyone what being randomly scooped up and held by someone three times your size felt like, and to a bunny that didn't know any better, he probably seemed like a threat.

The fruit was accepted, and it only made the manager's grin grow. " There you go, widdle guuuuy- " He began, but-

“ ..Dunno about that Mr Candy man, but hey, thanks for the snack!”

" ...

It's happening again. The animals are speaking. "

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Not usually the type to enjoy touch, nonetheless from a stranger, Benson awkwardly shuffled to the side, trying to avoid the pats. He wasn't quite used to giants NOT wanting to crush him under their heel like some kindergartener stepping on ants.

" Mordecai and Rigby probably got into some shenanigan that caught their focus, and now it's resolved. Hopefully. Now I can tell them to clean the mess up. They probably won't, though. "

Clearly it got to him considering the annoyed sighed. She couldn't blame him though! Dealing with giants and demons every day would get on her nerves too. It did make her feel bad for the guy so she brings a finger down to gently pat on top of his head. Her way of giving a pat of the shoulder for now.

"Well, on the bright side it seems like they're starting to move back out to sea now." Or at the very least headed that way. Not to mention they were being careful about it too! That's very good. "Guess whatever grabbed their attention went away."

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@lucifertxt // ❝ Wait wait wait, what's inside your head is candy?? ❞ / @ Benson!

" Uh...yes. Yes it is. Please don't try to eat it, though, that'll be...weird. "

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" I killed Drew, Chris, and Mike, stabbed Jose with a knife.

But I don't think I'm gonna get away with it this time... "

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" Goddamnit !!

WHICH NINJA TURTLE ARE YOU ?!?! "

Loud cheering.

" We can't possibly all be Donatello, it is not ✨Mathematically Possible.✨"

Strums electric guitar.

" SOMEBODY HAS TO BE THE STOOPID RAT !!!! "

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" I thought they were doing skateboard tricks. This is an advanced skateboard trick. "

" Yeah, it's called ' Digging Up Atlantis. ' "

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" Hey, BenBen, whaddya thinkin' 'bout ? "

" The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...

...

It's wings, I'm thinking about wings, ok ? "

" Oke. "

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@moralpuppet // " here take my seat you look tired ! "

First Meeting / Icebreakers

" Hm ? " His head turns to the voice, and Benson lets out a little relieved sigh.

" Oh, thank you, but you should keep it -- I'll be ok. "

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benson tag dump !

📋benson // ic / hi ; i'm benson ; your boss; former drummer; stick hockey enthusiast 📋 benson // musings / get back to work or you're fired 📋 benson // about / no ; i can only write the truth and the truth is i don't appreciate you 📋 benson // likes / aesthetics / yeah; the old kind of station wagon 📋 benson // music / my name is benson and i can play this solo 📋 benson // starter call / and I can't do anything unless you give me my old job back 📋 benson // visage / man ; i bet a guy could get some real respect in a suit like this

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" Are you some kind of shapeshifter ? " He knew a few people who could do that -- once again, his own lover was a prime example, though he never shifted into a feral state. And there was that time where Doug had come to the Park and tried to take Rigby's place, though that wasn't as...well...good as an experience.

Benson got the inkling that Jax wasn't being entirely truthful, but he didn't have any reason to think otherwise, so he decided to simply nod and follow along. " That sounds like a WONDERLAND. Is it nice there ? "

At the inquiry, he nodded, sitting down and tucking his hands in his lap. " Yeah, I manage the park here. My apartment's, like...a block away. "

"...I actually look different, this is just a temporary form..I have longer limbs then this..” Aw man, great, that would mean when he did come back to normal, it wouldn't mean he would need a new pair of overalls.

The pinkish purple bunny lifted a hind legs to scratch behind a ear, and he pauses. Should he mention the digital world..? Nah, probably not a good idea. “Uhh I come from a land of rabbits, but I travel..”

The leg lowers and he tilted their head to the side. “How about you, do ya live around here or something..?”

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" Man...I've never met a talking rabbit back at home. I mean...my boyfriend is a talking dog, but that's special, even there...plus he's more...anthropomorphic. You just look like a normal bunny. "

He sat down, crossing his legs at the ankle. The logic of his home had never made sense to him, but he'd known which animals were animals and which were sentient, like him. So to meet a middle ground again felt...weird, but at least it was a bunny this time, and not something like a coyote or something.

" Where are you from ? "

“ Uhh…”

The rabbit sat back on its hunches, placing both small paws out in front of its fast pacing chest. Tilting the small head to the side, beady eyes growing wide. “Animals could always speak..? At least us Rabbitoids could..part human in a sense..”

A soul trapped in a digital form which no memories of its past self, to be exact.. Okay maybe this guy had a outgoing with some certain other animals.. At least this gumball machine fella hadnt met Jax when he was more..legs. It would probably remind the other too much of a certain Blue Jay..

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" Yeah, you'd be surprised. It's a...near daily thing for us, having giants and demons and stuff like that. " He lets out an almost ANNOYED sigh, though in one hundred percent honestly, it isn't half as bad as he makes it out to be. " As long as no one DESTROYS anything, it's whatever. "

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"Listen, I'm just as confused as you are. I was just following the other giants to see where they were all going because I was curious." Which has apparently led her to...a park. "Does stuff like this usually happen around here?"