i dont want to ask too much,, but ive heard you make really good tea. would you make me some ?
-🖋️🌱🐾 ( Denali the Tanuki! )
*She perks up, looking a bit dumb founded as the last animal who drank the tea was... She quickly searches something up on her phone before smiling.*
Of course, of course! Pardon my manners! Have a seat and I'll brew you up a cup! :)
*She motions to a fancy little table with another person/anon just idly sitting there.*
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hi i have more idea ( ・ิω・ิ)
i am writing this at 4am so apologies for the holes but anyway
so i've seen a few fics where the creator grants someone's wish or cures someone's illness or something as proof of their divinity
what if we flipped it around though? it is often expressed in fiction that divine intervention offsets the natural order of the universe. thus, i bring you this:
creator!reader arriving in teyvat first and being recognized and placed on the throne.
however, as much as it pains you to do it, you must strictly abide by one single rule: god must not meddle in the affairs of mortals.
prayers go unheard, pleas unanswered.
one day, a being who bears a striking resemblance to the creator emerges from seemingly out of nowhere, granting wishes left and right.
suddenly farmers are seeing healthier crops, clinics finding themselves empty.
you're skeptical. suspicious. not just anyone is capable of such a feat. just who is this person—no, entity?
the divine call it an abuse of power. mortals call it a miracle.
people begin to question the validity of your identity. why is it that this mysterious being who, unfortunately for you, happens to look exactly like you holds so much power that they've never seen you demonstrate?
naturally, people's faith in you begin to waver.
for all they know, you could be a fake. masquerading as their god to gain their adoration and devotion.
and eventually your very own people begin to turn on you.
- death loop anon
ohhh, that’s interesting!
gods don’t intervene with mortal affairs, after all, and the idea of reader being like “you want them? fine.” and then promptly fucking off to like sumeru to play w the aranara is hilarious.
after all, their creator is a benevolent god, right? they should heal the ill and cure disease, not just sit there, right?
(they would have died anyway, your healing would have just prolonged the inevitable. better to die naturally than be suspended by the divine, less human than you were before.)
and this new ‘god,’ they fit the bill so much better! deeply intertwined with the people of teyvat (can’t you see it’s manipulation?) and (seemingly) emotionally invested, outright hostile towards you for your callousness and aloof nature.
(they’ll find out. they’ll know eventually. those they’ve cured are alive by corruption, taking a poison as a cure.)
but what do you know, right? you’re just the god of all, just the one that created the disease your people suffer from. what do you know of medicine or society, you who have crafted those very concepts by hand? what do you know of empathy or compassion, you who gifted humans with this ability eons ago?
what do you know, you who leaves in exile, you who hardly puts up a fight—and surely never cared at all?
the archons beg you to stay, not to leave them under the jurisdiction of whatever that is that’s wearing your face, but you wave them off with a smile.
“i’ll return,” you promise, hand twitching slightly as yet another of your beloved creations falls to the fraud’s toxins. “they are unsustainable.”
“then why not stop them now? why not prove your point and make your move first, why let the world suffer?”
“isn’t this what they wanted? who am i, to say what they need, hm? i am no dictator. i am not both judge and jury, nor executioner. if the people cry for a slow death, then i will not deny them.”
“please, divine one… you know as well as us that they are misguided. give us time-“
“to do what, barbatos? we have tried to convince the people of the truth. if they turn a blind eye to the long-term in favor of short moments of bliss, then… well, then i suppose that’s a fault in my design.”
“do not blame yourself for their fallacies-“
“i’m not. i’m just a bit disappointed they haven’t put it together yet. humans are bright people, and yet so… is egotistic the word?”
“selfish?”
“no, not selfish… ah, no matter. this will be resolved within a millennium, of this you have my word.”
“…and if it isn’t?”
“then i will intervene myself. you have nothing to fear.”
“my god…”
“all will be well in the end, kusanali. i will not forget this promise. if the imposter isn’t driven out of the people’s accord, then i shall do so myself.”
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Every time either Lewis or Nico bring up karting in Italy and reveal a little bit more lore, I go ever so slightly insane. Like Lewis always basically saying it was the some of the best times of his life, esp given everything that’s happened since, has me so emo.
Brocedes makes me insane on a molecular level to begin with, so there's that
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HEY!!! 🪽🍄🟫 OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS!!! FUCK YOU AND YOUR TEA BULLSHIT!!!
throws a glass tea kettle at you, it shatters, but it doesn’t hurt as much as shattering glass usually would
they run away, trip, and stumble back in their feet, before running away again
- callout anon 📣❌
*She scowls as the glass tea kettle shatters. Some glass cutting into her skin, but in place of blood, mushrooms sprouts.*
You... Insolent little fool. I will RIP your skin off your body, TEAR into your flesh with my BARE TEETH, YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE AND NEVER RETURN! Tanga tanga...
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Obsessed how you can just tell Ian and Mickey know it doesn’t get better than eachother in specific interactions they had on screen. Like the dock scene ???? the wedding (obviously) and many more. They know no one will ever make them feel like this. In a sexual way, in a romantic way, in that soulmate kind of way. I love that about them. It’s such a “i know it’s you why waste time on anything else anymore” vibes. My random Sunday thoughts
hi anon i love your random sunday thoughts! and i agree!
attaching myself to the dock scene right now, because i reblogged it earlier today and have been overwhelmed by the thought of them being so HUNGRY in this moment. there was a fire that absolutely came alive when they saw each other on those docks. there is zero doubt to us, as the audience, that these two are meant to be. it’s as if they were absolutely on the brink of starvation and then they saw each other. and finally!!!! yes you!!!! you have been missing even if i tried to make believe you weren’t!!!! YOU!!! and by god did they indulge. they consumed each other!
we saw how they’re IT for one another. sexually and romantically. soulmate shit. once in a lifetime shit. it’s you! you’re my best friend and my lover and my life.
anon what have you done to me?!
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hiiiii how are you i hope everything youre doing okay, when is error 404 being updated 😞😞 sorry for bothering you i understand if youre too busy to update
hi ! you're not bothering me, don't worry.
honestly, i have not been doing great lately, but i won't get too into that lol. my motivation for writing has been incredibly low and it sucks bc i was so excited to write the next chapter 🥲 so, i'm unsure when the next update will be as of right now, sorry 🥲
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