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I love dan and phil games it's like what if you wanted to watch a guy play a video game and there's also another guy right there who's not allowed to touch the controls and he kinda serves to just rile the other guy up to comedic levels of emotion
#rehks rants#drinking game: binge the whole channel and drink every time phil plays (you will not get drunk)#dont you dare show this to them#maybe I'm a littke exaggerated but dan definitely does play more when they're not doing a 💥🤯⬛️
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geared up ⚔︎
#my art#quinncent#qv art#oc: quinn lacey#oc: vincent craft#yeahhh boy we've got some toys for you 💥💥#this was a fun challenge but wooo lordy am I never drawing advanced weapons again#anyway--these are just 'prototypes'#idk how functional any of them are but it's neat to mess around with#also some delightful lore in there too 💁♀️
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Whoever marked this with a mature content warning is a coward and should get doohickey'd along with musky the moron
the lovely woman who owned kabosu, the shiba known as doge, should get to take a point blank shot at elon musk with the doohickey that killed shinzo abe
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Also I must know, is Fiddleford in the Monster Hunter Pines AU at all? I ask because I love him. He seems like the kinda guy who would have loved to stay in the lab and make cool adventure gadgets. That man was destined to be The Guy In The Chair.
I am obsessed with the idea of the Stan Twins and Fiddleford being a weird little trio it delights me.
Okay okay okay okay so my main issue with having Fiddleford there is the whole Emma May situation. We all know how highly Stanley thinks of family, and I don’t think he’d be too keen on this science guy abandoning his wife to help them out, so he makes Stanford make Fiddleford make Emma May come along and she actually turns out to have skill in hunting and such, so she gets to join the twins and gets to use the crossbow :)
This is also because the original concept for this AU was made on the idea that Stanford and Stanley make up much sooner (because them fighting makes me sad ☹️☹️☹️) and I don’t like the idea of Fiddleford still abandoning his wife (and in canon, his son, who doesn’t exist in this AU because uhh its earlier in the timeline) and I thought she deserved to come along 😁
Stanford and Emma May bond over Fiddleford, Stanley and Emma May bond over being good with weapons and not getting what their respective nerds are saying, and Fiddleford and Stanley can bond over Stanford I suppose HAHA
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#emma may mcgucket#<- because they ain’t divorced here 💥#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#monster hunter pines au#digital art#my art#procreate#doodle requests#okay but that little Stanford 🥺 he’s so cute I wanna put him in my pocket#carry him around and take him to my classes#I just also felt like there was a sore lack of girlboss energy in this AU#because sure there’s Penelope but like…she’s sorta confined to the water…#anyways yeah that cabin is like…TARDIS technology…nobody can figure out a cohesive floor plan so that’s my conclusion#and it will easily fit these 4 goobers in it 🫶#this is just like falsettos…in a way…and also not at all…#she’s giving a little bit of Della Duck energy tbh <3
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happy dandadan thursday 💥👽🛸
#mari's art#dandadan#dandadan fanart#dandadan anime#i lied about disappearing for exams i love drawing while not studying!!!!#momo ayase#ayase momo#ken takakura#okarun#turbo granny#momokarun#kind of..#okarun dandadan#dan da dan
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angel in your pocket quinn fabray.
warnings; sub!quinn, angel!reader. not hate-fucking. irritated-fucking. masturbation (in the same room as an angel), voyeurism because God Is Always Watching, motel room sex. supernatural!au wc; 2k.
Quinn hasn’t had alone time in what feels like a fucking millenia. In the grand scheme of things, out of all that she’s sacrificed for the hunting life; her innocence, childhood, a normal, healthy relationship with literally any human being—all negligible compared to the great and terrible woe, of having absolutely zero time to masturbate. Like, almost zilch. Hell, nowadays she’ll flop back to bed after a hunt and pass out from exhaustion. Not even enough time to sneak in an innocent tryst against her pillow.
So, of course—with the rare occasion of her baby sister and her being (forcibly) split up for a hunt, for once; and Quinn having her first free day in—well, years (also, forcibly)—when she cranks the blinds down, sinks onto the motel room mattress, bedsprings creaking underneath her—she’s prepared for the most blissful, mind-numbing, apex-of-Nirvana type of relaxation. Involving; a bolt-locked door, three fingers, and a whole lot of time.
Except, things can never go Quinn’s way. Because just when she’s sufficiently worked herself up enough to sport a damp spot, hips rocking upwards as the barest brush of her fingers catches the hem of her underwear—there’s a sudden, blinding crack of light—the familiar crackle of ozone; and such heralds her favourite (derisive) and only guardian angel standing over her bed.
“What in the ever living fuck?” Quinn hisses, scrabbling to fling the blankets over herself. “What the hell is wrong with you?” (You’d think, around an angel, Quinn would tone down the swearing. Except being raised by a gunslinging, monster-smoking preacherman meant Quinn veers from the Lord’s name like it's red-hot iron. Cussing was free-game, though. Swear words are made-up; God isn’t.)
You scrunch your nose, wings outstretched, tips brushing the motel room’s popcorn ceiling. You sniff the air. Heady. Thick with the scent of Quinn’s arousal.
“It reeks.”
Quinn prays you get asbestos in your feathers.
“Were you indecent?” In your stupid angel get-up, feathery wings and all, the inquisitive tilt of your head makes you look like an oversized bird. A quizzical owl. She’s also just being mean in her head on purpose because 1. She knows you can hear this cute little introspection, if you can be bothered listening. (No, she’s not bitter that you’ve been ignoring her prayers for weeks.), 2. She also knows you’re just fucking with her, because your lips are quirking upwards, and Oh, laugh it up. Hoot-fucking-hoot. “Shouldn’t you tell me?” Quinn scowls, yanking her top over her head as she grumbles. You’ve breezed right on to the topic of the coming rapture. Lovely.
“Lilith. Her arrival cometh in four days. You and your sister must cross state lines by then.”
“Okay.” Quinn is only half-listening. She’s far too preoccupied with the red-hot pulse still throbbing at her crotch. Her briefs cling, damp against her skin. Sticky. Underneath the blankets, she squeezes her thighs together. Shit. Shiiiit. It gives her a brief reprieve, but it’s still not enough.
“—and if you do not give the angels an answer soon, they will keep coming. Michael—”
“It’ll be a cold day in Hell before I ever say yes to that fucker. You hear me?” She growls as her fingers run over the sodden fabric of her underwear, lashes fluttering as she skims up her waistband—because the reminder that she is, apparently, destined to be a hollow shell housing an archangel to shank the devil (housing her baby sister) is not enough to kill the last lingerings of her good mood.
“I hear the Ninth Circle is unpleasantly frigid.” Quinn snorts. “You are such a smartass.” She circles her fingers, ever-so-slightly, against the thin barrier that just barely separates the ache in her soul from sweet, sweet relief. You are still, depressingly, there, and rambling on about scriptures and duties and blah, blah blah. She’d memorised all of that shit when she was three. Burned into the back of her skull. Experimentally, she applies a bit of pressure, just to ease herself. Quinn swallows, hard.
“You’re not listening to me.” There’s that pretty little frown.
“No, m’totally listening.” Quinn bucks her hips upwards, and her clit bumps against the ridges of her fly. She almost moans out loud. “I’m just saying no.” Maybe if she rocks her hips it’ll get a little friction righttt—ah, yeah. There’s the spot. “You’re aroused.”
Whatever snarky quip Quinn was about to say wilts on her tongue. She pauses her movements, of which was hooking her index down to shimmy her briefs down her thighs, to glower—cheeks puffing out to exhale a frustrated huff. “Yeah, well, you picked a pretty shitty time, if you asked me.”
You sigh. “The dawn of the apocalypse will not wait for you to finish masturbating, Quinn.”
Then, promptly and unceremoniously, you rip the blanket off of her. She is ashamed to say, she squeals. “Wh— hey!” Cold air rushes quick enough to shiver, band of her briefs rolled just enough that her cunt is exposed, and a current runs down her spine at the way your gaze falls, honing in on it.
Instinctively, Quinn goes to wrench the covers back over, of course, but attempting to tear the scratchy thing out from your hands is like trying to move a literal mountain. It’s also, long-forgotten in the swift way you glide forwards, smoothly sliding to your knees and clasping strong (and somehow, gentle) hands at her knees and nosing between her legs and—
“Um. What’re you doing?” The words spill out in a rush, body tense—alarm bells ringing, because in the brief time she’s known you, Quinn has discovered she doesn’t quite know as much about angels as she thought she did—or as Father had told her— but she certainly didn’t think angels were in the business of peering up at her with those innocuous, unblinking doe-eyes of yours, through those stupidly lush lashes. Nor prying her thighs apart and swiping a thumb over the sticky residue left behind with a low, rumbling hum and shit. When did she get that wet?
“You’re not focusing. You must focus. This is the most efficient solution.”
“Fucking me is the most efficient solution?” Quinn gapes, and if her voice cracks and comes out an entire register higher, that’s her business. “That’s—you’re shameless!”
“I’m shameless? An Angel of the Lord visits upon you, urges you of your role in the Holy Scriptures, and you begin pleasuring yourself.”
Okay, when you put it like that, Quinn doesn’t have much ground.
“I was finishing,” She blusters, cheeks flaming She’s arguing for the sake of arguing—with all the petulance she can muster, because otherwise, she doesn’t know what is an appropriate reaction to an angel’s tongue flicking up your skin, nose nudging between the crook of your warm, wet folds and inner thigh.
Her breathing grows ragged. Fuck, fuck— fuck. “It’s not my fault you come at the worst time ever—” She’s aware she sounds like a bratty teenage girl, but you also lecture her with an ego the size of a small city, and when your tongue finally meets the sopping heat of her cunt, she makes a sound the furthest thing from holy. “Can—fuck—a girl not knock?”
“The Lord doesn’t knock.” You retort plainly, flat of your tongue dragging upwards. Quinn speaks through gritted teeth, fists curling.
“‘Behold—I stand at the door, and knock; if any man hear my voice and—oh, fuck..—open the door, I will come into him—”
You stop in your tracks, head lifting. Any disappointment at the way your tongue slips out from her folds is quelled by the sizable strip of satisfaction unfurling in her gut. Seeing you; stare incredulous, mouth still open. For once, you’re the one taken off-guard.
“Did you just.. quote scripture at me?” A draught sweeps in the room, and your fingers twitch inside of her as if considering whether to curl them to the knuckle or jerk yourself out entirely or reach up her ribs and perhaps yank her heart out from the inside. You do none of those things, and instead settle on gaping in utter disbelief. Quinn grins.
“Revelations; chapter three, verse twenty, baby.” Quinn’s not her Daddy’s girl for nothing.
“..It was an euphemism.” You grumble, annoyed, and if Quinn didn’t know any better—embarrassed—though from here, she can only see the flushed tips of your ears. Tne hand gripping her thigh tightens, a pressure so negligible Quinn might think she’d imagined if—if it weren’t for the fact, that, out of fucking nowhere, your thumb presses hard against the swollen bud of her clit.
She cries out, hips jolting up off the mattress, and you don’t let her come back down–one hand supporting her entire bodyweight, as her legs quake. She scrabbles for purchase, and finds your hair a suitable levy.
“Ah—what the—fuck—” “And you call me the smartass,” You grunt, and another finger snakes in underneath the others, with a squelch so obscene Quinn almost blushes, though she only whines with approval instead. You thrust, deeper. “If you had talked back in such a way in B.C, I would’ve ripped out your tongue.”
Score. Quinn totally knew she got you all hot and bothered. Despite it all, she can’t stop the smirk worming its way on her lips. You can’t win against a celestial being shaped by God—but you can savour the little victories.
You’re panting, she can feel it—each puff of your breath—coming hot along her thighs and against her ella’s and into her cunt. Quinn is all at once hit with the dizzying thought that, that same breath has blown entire civilizations to dust—and right now—right now it’s being used to dirty-talk into her pussy.
“It wasn’t even written in B.C, you sanctimonious—oh, fuck.” Apparently, you don’t appreciate her sense of humour, because you ravage her like you’re trying to carve out a space for Michael yourself with your teeth, fingers sliding in deep and pressing out against her walls, fighting against the resistance in their tight clenches—stretching out, as your tongue swirls over her clit. For a moment, her entire brain empties, and the tension—winding, winding, winding in a band she didn’t even know existed—snaps. Her hiss is strangled, nails curling into dank bedsheets and a white-hot flash has her thighs crunching together, slamming down against your head and all as she gasps at the feeling, like iron striking stone. It’s the most surreal thing she’s ever fucking experienced. She grasps, free hand fisting the back of your head, tightly, and she’s grinding out the sopping, slick folds of her pussy against your open mouth, legs coiled around your neck like a vice.
In the bleary remnants of thoughts she has, she figures you can’t mind too much. Angels don’t need breath, after all. (The sexy heaves of your chest when you pant, splattered with demon blood or the spine-arching way you glide up her thighs is designed, specifically, to torture her, she thinks).
It’s the quickest orgasm she’s ever had, in all whopping twenty-six years of her life.
Your chin come away glistening, a glassy sheen coating skin and trickling, down the holy, unblemished stretch of your neck to your clavicles.
“..Wow.” She croaks.
Her eyes, unbidden, follow the bob of your throat. You swallow. An audible ah bursts through your lips, like you’ve just downed a bubbly pitcher of beer rather than her cum. Through the renewed pounding in her head and cunt, she hears a strangled whimper. She realises it’s her own, too late.
She needs a beer, right about now. She watches, with hazy eyes, as you simply get up off the mattress and stray to the rickety table that hosts nothing but empty cans and spare ammunition. You pull out two chairs, opposite one another.
“..Not the cuddlin’ type, then?” She rasps, weakly. Damn you and your stupid feathers for looking so unruffled when you still have her juices dribbling down your throat. She’s overcome with inscrutable urge to wrench you back by the collar and lick her salt off your skin.
“Come. We must finish our talk.”
Quinn flops, her face buried into the pillow. Her eyes are heavy, lids dropping as she groans into cushion.
“..You’re not serious.”
“I did say, efficient."
#quinn fabray#spn!quinn#quinn fabray x reader#quinn fabray smut#glee#glee x reader#glee smut#dianna agron#i am the most serious unserious person in the whole wide world#(っ ‘o’)ノ⌒💥my works !
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THE ANIMATION AND MOVEMENTS ARE SO CLEAN AND SMOOTH OMGG?? THIS IS SO COOL 💖💖💖💖💥💥💥🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️💥💥💥
animation of jimmy getting owned in real life
bonus gif of him celebrating i made for funsies :] oh the oblivious bliss...
#The way grian pulls the bag up and then waves his hand AAAAGUHHH#THE LIPSYNCINGGG#the victory fist pumps and how he turns and moves AAH#THE EXPRESSIONS IM GONNA 💥💥💥💥#SCAR'S MOVEMENTS IN THE BEGINNING AND THEN HIS HAND AT THE END#BROOOO AND THE COLORSSS AND BACKGROUND AOUGHH#THE DESIGNS ARE SO GOOODDDD THIS IS LIKE EYE CANDY#I LOVE THIS SO MUCH AHHHH#I LOVE THIS COMMUNITY
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I’m countin’ on ya, pochita! ⛓️💥
insta <3
#chainsaw man#csm#denji#csm denji#chainsaw man denji#pochita#chainsaw man pochita#csm pochita#chainsaw man fanart#Csm fanart#csm 185#denji fanart#fanart#digital art#my art#sleepycrawlies
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mama a girl devoured
#💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#kit posts#off season#mugello gt testing#gt is just so good to him bro like a day inside a hyperbaric oxygen chamber or some shit get him out of my sight#max verstappen
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I am so very very dizzy 😵💫😵💫
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Pairings: Bucky Barnes x Reader, Steve Rogers x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader x Steve Rogers Summary: The owners of the Howling Commandos Tattoo Parlor want to make you their best girl. Word Count: Over 4k Warnings: Explicit sexual content, unprotected sex, flirting, tension, tattooed Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers (they’re warnings, okay?) A/N: Welcome to my tattoo AU! The smut in this chapter focuses on Bucky x Reader, but future one-shots will also have Steve Rogers x Reader and Stucky x Reader. Beta read by the wonderful @mashep23. Thank you, lovely! Banner created by yours truly, but Bucky and Steve photos were provided by the talented @nix-akimbo! This AU wouldn’t exist without them. And divider by the beautiful @firefly-graphics!
18+ Please!!! Enjoy, lovelies!
Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers were trouble in the form of two handsome, intoxicating men. The owners of the Howling Commandos Tattoo Parlor had no business looking the way they did, especially Bucky. With his glasses, tattoos and metal arm, which somehow made him look more attractive, he was just your type. They both were. So you decided they were both menaces sent to torment your dreams and fantasies. And likely men who would break your heart.
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#💥—recommend#navybrat writes#bucky barnes x reader#steve rogers x reader#bucky barnes x you#steve rogers x you#bucky barnes imagine#steve rogers imagine#stucky x reader#bucky barnes x reader x steve rogers#stucky x reader tattoo au#tattoo au#howling commandos tattoo au#howling commandos tattoo parlor
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i should haev access to meowtual account but not for any actual reasosn. justs o i can post one cat emoji once and then never be seen again
#also yall do not actually have to give me access i am being silly funny.#ant rant tag#💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😱😱😱oh no the exposliobs set the post on fire!!!! 🚒🚒🚒🚒🚒
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i must ask you reblog this so said beast, you know. actually has attributes also ping me or something if you draw it i want to see.
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“You’d turn on me after all we’ve been through?”
#my art#life series#desert duo#desertduo#3rd life#wild life#wild life smp#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar fanart#goodtimewithscar fanart#grian#grian fanart#bdubbleo100#bdubs#IM SO SO SO NORMAL AMOUT THEM#(<- lying through teeth)#(teeth? like popular song tongues and teeth by the crane wi-? 💥💥💥)#oh btw the text is from session 4 of wild life!! i just drew comparisons to 3rd life#OH AND AND !!! i tried to make the clouds and sun form an eye like the watchers but idk if it worked#anyways i’m insane over them#and put a bunch of small hidden references in here <3
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I didn't know predstrogen or her blog but that doesn't matter to me and it shouldn't matter to you. if they came for her they will come for you. if you're not trans they will come for you when they're done with them.
hate doesn't start and end with one target, it morphs and amalgamates until no one is safe, and it lashes out a lot.
#196#r/196#196 campfire#text post#wolrithposting#trans rights#serious#serious post#predstrogen#hammer car#tumblr staff#tumblr#hellsite#transgender#photomatt#🚗🔨⚒️💥
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hello everyone!! this is a burner account to share this:
as photomatt deletes everything, me and a few others are trying our best to compile screenshots to spread the word of the situation. most of the screenshots in the dropbox feature a comment by one of our helpers containing context. if you have any screenshots you'd like to add, please dm me. there is a high chance this account will get banned, so please save this dropbox and the screenshots included and continue to spread the word.
thank you!!
edit: thank you to all the people sharing and reblogging this! please note that this dropbox is being constantly updated (as i type this, files are being processed) so be sure to check in frequently for updates.
edit 2: as this gets more popular, i'm getting more and more worried about the probability of getting banned. to send me screenshots, please feel free to add me on discord (@mit_skies). i'll try to keep everyone updated on there + it'll be easier for me to see and document screenshots.
#carhammerexplosionmatt#photomatt#trans#transgender#trans woman#transfem#transgirl#mtf trans#predstrogen#drama#important#reblog#trans rights#transfem rights#🚗🔨⚒️💥
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