#💞the.art.of.lust

[the-seven-patrons]

To the brothers, who do you guys hate???

Also....

*Puts them on comfy and fashionable clothes!!!*

For 3 asks! Oki bye--

"The seraphim. Especially Celine."

"Everyone."

"Charlie."

"Um... Anyone mortal who assaulted the incubi and succubi who were off-duty."

"I dunno, probably Charlie. She was mean."

"Charlie."

"Definitely Charlie."

(from left to right, Lucifer, Satan, Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Belphegor)

"Man, it feels nice getting out of those suits every once in a while..."

[8/15]

[the-seven-patrons]

"A visitor? Or a new resident?"

The escalator to Hell finally stops. You have arrived in Eternal Damnation. Your forever home after living such peaceful lives on Earth.

You enter the castle and walk through the hallways. You open the door with a purple handle, as you are greeted with a man with a shadow over the right side of his face. All four sets of eyes stare down at you.

"Welcome to Hell. Please sign this contract for us. Your daily punishments will be scheduled for you shortly."

Lucifer

Satan

Mammon

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Leviathan

Belphegor

RULES AND OOC NOTES UNDER THE CUT!!!

~ RULES ~

1. The Patrons aren't willing to partake in any NSFW interactions with anyone whatsoever. However, lighthearted jokes are fine along with flirts. Keep in mind that you have a low chance of romancing any of them.

2. No controversial asks. The mod doesn't take to kindly with those.

3. Talks of religion are expected in this blog; however, it doesn't follow the traditional forms of Christianity. Think Good Omens, The Good Place, and every other form of media that have their own take of the laws of Heaven and Hell in a fictional manner.

4. On most occasions, the blog is run by the brothers themselves unless said otherwise.

5. The mod has a complicated class schedule (1-8pm PHT) so don't expect responses at lightning speed.

6. Remember that the mod is a minor. Be a decent mortal and treat him with respect.

7. By signing this contract, you are permitted access to Asker Magic.

TAGS:

#🩸the.first.demon - Lucifer is speaking

#🔥passive.aggressive - Satan is speaking

#💵you.can.buy.the.things - Mammon is speaking

#💞the.art.of.lust - Asmodeus is speaking

#🍴hunger.for.success - Beelzebub is speaking

#💤not.enough.rest - Leviathan is speaking

#💚the.desire.for.appreciation - Belphegor is speaking

#🎥tapes.and.records - Storys set out of roleplays / Hidden backstories

#📜sign.the.contract - Ongoing Roleplay

#🪶and.curtains - Finished Roleplay

#🎞the.brothers - Posts made by the Patrons

#💜the.voice.of.truth - Out Of Character posts

"Once you are finished signing the contract, you may go now. Feel free to ask any questions you may have on your way. We hope you enjoy your stay."

(ASKS ARE NOW OPEN!!!)

Masterlist from @/ur-local-demonlol blog:

[WORK IN PROGRESS!!!]

[the-seven-patrons]

Sirs! Uhm... I think it's someone's bday today?...

I think it's one of your dealers--

"We figured. We're making her some gifts right now."

Beelzebub puts a small molten chocolate lava cake inside a box and ties it with a ribbon. The cake had the words "Happy Birthday to our Dealer!"

Lucifer looks at the gifts on the sigil written on the table and puts a singular note over his:

"We hope you're feeling better. Have as much rest as you need. Happy Birthday, Zelda :)"

"We often celebrate sinner dealers' birthdays! It's like a treat from us as a thank you for their hard work," Asmodeus places his gift on the sigil, "Everyone deserves to have their birthdays celebrated, despite them being dead already."

Mammon taps the sigil and the gifts are sent to @zeldablight-entity 's doorstep; A cake, a turtleneck, a polaroid camera, headphones, a plush that was made to look like Elliot, a bag of sweets, and a bracelet.

[the-seven-patrons]

>[Gives flowers to the brothers]

For all of you!!! 🏵️

Lucifer takes the flowers, looking at them before summoning a vase and putting the flowers inside, placing the vase on his desk.

Satan looks at the flowers, taking out three from the bouquet and wrapping them together with a ribbon. The rest were put in a vase by a window. "Thanks, I guess."

Mammon sniffs the bouquet, opening a door to another room and placing them in a vase along with other flowers and plants inside the room. "Never had someone give me flowers before. Thanks!"

Beelzebub pats the Anon's head, accepting the flowers and placing them on his desk, "Thank you, little guy!" He gives the Anon a small box with a cupcake inside.

Asmodeus starts crying, lying down on the floor and hugging the flowers tight to his chest, "THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING SOMEONE HAS EVER DONE AUGHHHH!!!!"

Leviathan sucks in through his teeth, accepting the flowers with hesitance, "I am the last person you can trust with taking care of plants but um... Yeah, thanks anyways."

Belphegor looks like he's contemplating something, "I should give him more of these..."

[the-seven-patrons]

Me thinking: Riley will be having a hard time kissing Belphegor, so he has to fly up to kiss him.

"I could just bend down. No big deal."

Asmodeus and Mammon looked at Belphegor, then at each other, trying to hold their laughter.

"What?"

"Nothing!"

"You're gonna do what?"

Belphegor was confused before he realized what they had meant, hitting their heads before going back to hold Riley properly. His entire face was red, "I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!"

[the-seven-patrons]

I bet 50 bucks that Elijah and Olivia will visit

"Ugh, please do. I wanna see them again. I know it hasn't been too long, but it feels like it already has."

Asmodeus was on the rooftop of a shop, holding a bag of items inside. Seems like he went shopping.

[the-seven-patrons]

Hey boys!

Errmm... Yeah

Charlie visited Heather and gave her stuff. Also, she kinda kissed Heather's hand.

I think she was flirting with her--

Beelzebub's mouth was agape, turning to Asmodeus who was trying on a choker, "Dude, how the fuck did you know?"

"Know what?"

Beelzebub rolled his eyes before turning to look at the Anon, "Me and him were just doing our own things and then out of nowhere, he just gets up from his chair and looks outside the window. I asked him what was wrong and you know what he said? "Somebody just flirted with someone we know"."

[the-seven-patrons]

Hii Asmodeus, uhm.... I think the trespassers escaped.

"Aw dang it! And here I thought being nice was one way to earn their trust..." Asmodeus frowned, taking a pillow from his bed and hugging it, leaning his head back on the chair.

"I wanna cry but this eyeliner was so expensive :("

[the-seven-patrons]

ASMODEUS! OLIVIA HAS A NEW DRESS!!! PLS RATE IT?!!! 🥺🥺🥺

"Ooh, one second sis. Lemme see."

...

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THE FUCKING SCALE IS BROKEN! SOMEONE GET THIS WOMAN SOME MAKE-UP SO THAT SHE CAN OUTSHINE THOSE HOES UP IN HEAVEN!"

[the-seven-patrons]

Nothin', it's such a shame that Charlie sent an angel to kill u guys

"Honestly, it's sooo annoying!"

Asmodeus was applying mascara on his eyelids, making sure they looked sharp.

"Speaking of, we'll be keeping Elijah here for the time being. I'm gonna be the one in charge of them 'cause, well, they've always been one of my favorites. Doesn't fall for my flirts, doesn't really get affected by my aphrodisiac, all that stuff."

He closes up his mascara and pulls out white nail polish, putting it on his sharp nails, "Real nice to see someone who treats me like a normal person again!"

[the-seven-patrons]

So... Ahem, Asmodeus.

Are you alright?

Asmodeus was currently putting a bandage over his nose. It was white with pick stars all over it.

"I'm perfectly fine, darling! Why do you ask?"

[the-seven-patrons]

Do any of you guys know how to speak any foreign languages???

"Any language, actually. But we only have one or two we're good at since there are too many languages to memorize, and we often get mixed up. I know how to speak Chinese."

"Russian. Not surprising, I know."

"Spanish."

"Korean!" ("not surprising!")

"German. It's a little aggressive and it hurts my throat, though."

"Uhhh.... Maybe, like, a bit of Japanese and Latin. It's a dead language but hey, it sounds cool."

"A little bit of Cebuano and a little bit of French."

[the-seven-patrons]

Le gasp! Asmodeus you're so handsome!!!

(definitely not simping--)

Asmodeus laughed, straightening his coat before patting the Anon's head affectionately. "Thanks a lot, darling! I worked hard on my look, after all. Glad you noticed that ;)"

[the-seven-patrons]

Do you guys have any crushes???

"No.... No, not really."

Saying that made Lucifer feel uneasy.

"I mean... Like, maybe, since me and him aren't sure what we are yet..."

"Nope. If someone has a crush on me though, I'd let them sign a contract letting them know they have to put up with my bullshit forever now."

"I have high standards, darling. It'll take me a while to have one in this wasteland."

"I'm not sure. I wanna be someone's friend, though. That's alright with me."

"Ehhh...."

"... Does Riley still count? We haven't really said the L-thing to each other yet."

[the-seven-patrons]

WHICH ONE OF YOU IS GONNA PREPARE FOR BELPHEGOR AND RILEY'S WEDDING?!!

"MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! >:D"

Asmodeus pulls Beelzebub in, "This guy is in charge of the buffet!"

"Oh, yeah. Sure! I think I have the budget."

[12/15]

[the-seven-patrons]

Leviathan, Asmodeus, and Mammon!!!

Quick question, who will plan on doing @the-demonic-people (Riley) and Belphegor's wedding and what are your positions???

"Me and the others can be the groomsmen, Asmodeus is, obviously, gonna be the wedding planner, and Mammon's gonna be the flower girl," Leviathan snickered.

"ExcUse you, it's flower BOY!"

"Okay, flower boy. We get it. You wanna be a pretty princess."

[11/15]