#💛 || the zoomies (crack)

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@waitlifted replied to your post “the seventh challenge is purely vibes based....”:

Vibe Check

Hax coming in for the vibe check-

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Don't worry Hax, I know what to pass the time while you recover. A song~ Ahem. I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES~

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Get the fuck out of my house. ❞

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((Have a pencil emoji because mobile-))

Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses!

Church, texting Hax: *sends a voice message* Hax, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent? Church: No, don’t worry, just listen later. *later* Hax: *presses play* Church's voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-

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Hands a pondering orb

Give my muse an object and they’ll rate how they like it on a scale of 1-10! Limitations for objects that can be given are set by mun who reblogs this.

Ponder..........

Score: 10000000/10

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Moons haunted

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My thoughts are freaking weird in their way to connect things.

Hax mentioned the weather but then i imagined a blast of air hitting them in the face.

Then that lead me to thinking about how they would react to a leaf blower blasting them in the face.

Then that led me to this. https://youtu.be/UnphFxH3FxM?t=27

Angry biting at the leave blower

Or, alternatively

It fuckin wimdy

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I give gem a gun

|| 💎 ||: ❝ I'm.... possessing Eath. Think about how that went last time you tried to- ❞

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I give eath a gun. “Kill god.”

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Mine now. Run. ❞

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Say goodbye to the radiation ball *pulls it out of the sky and eats it plunging the world into darkness*

|| 💛 ||: ❝ .......................................... Huh. ❞

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Hax: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Eath: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Hax: NO-

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ We have food at home! ❞

^ Secretly also wants McDonalds

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Could always turn Hax into a soup can and feed her to Eath :)

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Try it. ❞

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E-Eath? Oh stars

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ Baa. ❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Her dads are so going to kill me ❞

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Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses!  

Hax: I won a new phone in a race. Melvin: Huh? What kind of race lets you win a phone, Hax? Hax: A race between the store owner, the cop, and me.

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Some absolute Gems from the generator before i go to bed

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punishment game idea. Eath plays Bloodborne and every time she dies, Hax has to take a shot of whiskey.

|| 🔷 ||: ❝ Why are there THREE SHADOWS!? ❞

Hax, like not even half a shot away from alcohol poisoning,

|| 💛 ||: ❝ I thiiiink they're like... roomats- roomates or somethin' ❞

|| 💛 ||: ❝ Ohmy spirits theywere roomates - ❞

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Hax really says

sometimes