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dalkyeom · 1 year ago
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Henlo I came to bother u n ask if u have any manhua recs 👁 anyways ilu! ❤️
WWW I hope this isn’t too long! I tend to get wordy so I might update with a more detailed review in the reblog (bc I love reviewing them)
ALL TIME FAVES:
*most of these are isekai/fantasy themed so the ones outside of it will have the genre in brackets
** also those highlighted in bold can be read on Webtoon app! I think some titles are in other official manhua apps like Tapas but I tend to read on non official sites (bc broke artist things)
Who Made me a Princess
Odd Girl Out [slice of life; modern]
How to Get My Husband on my Side
I’ll be the Matron in this Life
Seduce the Villain’s Father
The Villainess Flips the Script
Baby Tyrant
Surviving Romance [horror; isekai-modern]
A Stepmother’s Märchen
These are some of my fave webtoon originals too:
Cursed Princess Club
The Kiss Bet
Brass & Sass
Gourmet Hound
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nymphomatique · 1 year ago
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wanna sit on nerd miguel’s face while i use my phone to snap other guys that’s my little chair fr😔😻
this just changed the trajectory of my life in a way you cannot understand.
cw: slight d/s dynamics, sending nudes, munch miguel makes an appearance once more, bro literally FEASTS, new character yippee (v minor), brief choking (more like a neck squeeze tbh), praise, squirting LOL, miguel gets kicked out again 😔 reader catching feelings?? we may never know. semi proofread today i felt nice. this is a longer one than usual, so enjoy!
“stop fuckin’ squirming down there and eat me out properly,” you say, looking down at miguel. his eyes are hazy and hooded, his glasses somewhere on the bed, his brown eyes clear as day. you grip his head by his hair and position him to where his nose brushes above your clit, and you moan at the feeling. “l-like that, okay miguel? be good for mommy.”
miguel takes heed of your instructions and begins to lick, suck, and thrust up into your wetness, making it hard for you to maintain something relative to your composure. in the throes of miguel’s mouth work, your phone screen, next to miguel’s head, lights up with a snapchat notification from none other than the star quarterback of your school, peter parker. you bite the corner of your lip, mouth pulling up in a smile at an idea. you grab your phone and open it to snapchat, seeing peters name at the top of your snap list. you open his snap and it’s a picture of him shirtless, abs on display, his happy trail just peeking over the band of his pants. his snap is captioned with text reading ‘wyd?’
you prop your camera up, angling it enough that miguel’s face and your pussy are out of frame. miguel stops for a moment to ask what you’re doing, but before he can get a word in you speak up, “if you stop, this will be the last time i ever let you touch me. got it? keep fucking going.” and wordless, miguel does as he’s told, going back to eating you but with a new energy this time. it catches you off guard a bit, and you let out a light f-fuck in response, but you don’t let it derail you from answering peter back.
peter. you and him have had.. complicated history to say the least. since high school, the two of you ran in the same social circles, with him being on your high school football team and you, a cheerleader. a true status quo. the two of you had ended up attending the same underaged parties, hooking up and even going steady for some time, until the blonde busty thing known as gwen stacy walked into your high school in sophomore year and made her claim on your then boyfriend. you figured it out after you walked in on them under the bleachers post-game, the spot where you habitually got on your knees to congratulate peter for his win. you stayed with him after a profuse apology and intense “i’m sorry” fuck session, to your dismay, but broke up with him in the beginning of your senior year. now, you two fuck from time to time, scratching an itch when you have it.
you look back at the tease of a photo on your phone, your tits spilling out your plunge neck crop top and your abdomen cutting off right above your pubic area, your pink thong still visible coming up the sides of your hips. you feel miguel plunge his tongue into you, causing you to fall forward, steadying yourself with one hand, phone in the other. “keep this up and i’m gonna squirt on you, but i bet you’re into that huh?” you laugh out a little, miguel moaning into you in response. you try not to get distracted and caption your snap to peter ‘nothing really’ and press send.
immediately, you see that he opens it and he replies just as fast, this time the photo of him in grey sweats with a visible tent, layer out on his bed. the caption attached, ‘wanna turn your nothing to a something? ;)’ and you roll your eyes. you move to answer him with another midriff picture, but you change your mind. “hey, look at me dweeb,” you say, turning the camera so that it’s capturing the angle of miguel’s mouth on your pussy, covered in spit and your juices. he looks up and sees the camera of your phone pointed down towards him and he goes red in the face and tight lipped. “remember what i told you about stopping,” you remind him, and he maintains eye contact with the camera as he goes back to lick a strip up your pussy, from your leaking hole to your clit. you move your unoccupied hand to his face, palm to his cheek as you slowly caress him with your thumb. “that’s a good boy.”
you move your hand from his cheek, trailing softly down to his strong neck and you wrap your hand around his neck and squeeze. at the pressure he lets out a groan, his hands moving to grip your thighs tighter to his face. “fuck miguel, you’re making mommy so happy right now- ah! fuck, just like that. keep doing that, o-okay?” you moan out. he says nothing, his eyes, still maintaining contact with the camera, clouded with lust, answering for him.
you snap a picture, turned on at the lewdness of it. it’s your pussy on miguel’s face, pink panties pushed to the side as his mouth is sucking on your clit, his hands gripping the fat of your thighs, and your hand around his neck at the same time. you make quick work to save the photo and caption it ‘busy, sorry’, feeling your orgasm approach. you press send and drop your phone, ignoring the back to back buzzing, probably of peters reply to your salacious snap.
a steady heat begins to boil in the pit of your stomach, and you keen forwards, your hand leaving miguel’s neck to grip the white sheets on your bed. “i’m gonna cum, i’m gonna cum, i’m gonna-“ and with that, you feel the pleasure within you tighten then burst, like a damn breaking way, and you begin to tremble as miguel continues his work down on you. the overstimulation begins to hit you, and you feel a spurt of liquid leave your body and miguel groan and suck. “oh my god,” you heave out, “st-stop, no more.”
miguel places a final kiss to your mound as he moves to lift your limp hips for you. he feels sheepish how, his sweater and mouth drenched with your liquids. he wipes his lips and makes way to speak to your still firm on the bed. “are- are you okay?”
you say nothing, grab the nearest pillow you have, and throw it at him. miguel dodges and understands that means get the fuck out.
after collecting yourself, your body still spent and sheets still wet, you roll over on your back and grab your phone to look at what peter replied to you. you open his snap, and laugh a little at his responses.
peter 🚮
| is that fucking o’hara..?
| you’re fucking with me???
| fucking whore
| you sleep with nerds now??
you make way to reply to peter one more time, opening the camera and taking a picture of the wet bedsheets, caption it ‘nerds that can make me cum? yeah’ and unadd him after.
you finally haul yourself up to change your sheets when you see miguel’s glasses on your bed. you grab them and put them on your nightstand, feeling heat rush through your blood to your face, thinking of him and the mess he made of you.
fucking dweeb.
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sebsxphia · 7 months ago
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husband bob who fingers his wife so hard she squirts and his wedding ring slides off 😂
(he makes her lick it clean after)
→ authors notes: omg please, my dear anon! i giggled so hard, i love this so much! 🤭
→ warnings: sex and squirting.
giggly sex with bob is not uncommon. as much as he can be mean dom bob, he’s also the most loving, soft and romantic lover you’ve ever met. on this particular occasion, he just wanted to finger his pretty little wife and have them squirt over his fingers before bed. he loves seeing you writhing with pleasure (from himself) more than anything.
as you reach your high and come over his fingers with dripping squirts and loud whines, bob coaxes you through it as he always does. “there’s my good girl. that’s it, keep goin’, darlin’. my pretty little wife is so good for me, o— oh—”
he watches with wide eyes from behind his glasses as his wedding ring slides off and falls onto the soaked towel below you. he continues to move his fingers inside of you and lets you ride out your continual high, but his lips have curled up into a small smile and he’s trying his hardest to hold back a small laugh.
as your eyes flutter open and shut, you catch sight of your husbands expressions and between heaving breaths, you pant out, “w— what? what is it?”
bob shakes his head, still with the twitching grin on his lips. “nothing, my darlin’. don’t worry, you’re doin’ so good for me, baby.”
“bobby!” you blurt out again, now with a curious expression forming.
his head drops and he finally lets out a laugh as he admits what’s just occurred. “you squirted so hard that my wedding ring fell off.”
you clasp your hand over your mouth and let out a bubble of giggles. bob lifts his head up, with bubbling laughter also coming from himself. his wedding ring is pinched between his fingers, with his chest flushed and rosy red up-to his cheeks. he leans over you to place a kiss to your lips, muffling your paired amusement ever so slightly.
“come ‘ere.” he breaks the kiss and presses his wedding ring to your lips. your tongue instinctively wraps around the warm and damp ring, occasionally letting yourself lick his fingers clean. “good girl. that’s my pretty little wife.” bob presses a soft kiss to your nose with a beaming smile still.
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etherealhoneypie · 8 months ago
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🩷 welcome, read before interacting 🩷
✨ about me ✨
- you can call me honey or darling
- must be 20+ to follow (i check and will block)
- 25 years old {pisces sun, sagittarius moon + rising}
- bisexual/pansexual, she/her but i use they/them too sometimes, hedonistic, and taken
- from the US - this is as specific as i get unless we are mutuals n you ask
- full time stoner, online slut, irl loser, VERY mentally ill (lots of triggers for things like depression, anxiety, and body image), neurodivergent (at least ADHD), and have been called a political radical once or twice (if you’re a nazi or facist i think you should die if you don’t agree block me and leave me alone).
- i run on queue a lot!!
- this blog is mostly for me to explore my body and sexuality as well as learning to love myself. so if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. but there are also VERY hard kinks ahead be warned. i am a very sexual person and will reblog porn every now and again if that bugs you i’d go ahead and leave.
- kinky stuff i’m into : bdsm, bondage, anal, cnc, somno, knife play, etc.
- non kinky stuff i’m into : movies, tv, reading, music, cats, cheese stuffed crust pizza, vinyl records, jigsaw puzzles
- spam liking my posts is fine but if you do like what you see please give me a reblog! don’t hide me in your likes. also do not add captions to my posts that makes me angry.
- all my posts are under #me or #enchantinghoneypie i also have a reddit with some more nsfw content at u/enchantinghoneypie. if you’d like even more of me, i have a snapchat for $10. i plan on making a backup blog soon (and maybe even a new nsfw 👀).
- if you want to tip me or get me a gift my cashapp is $Enchantinghoneyy and here’s my throne.
❌ DNI if: no age in bio/pinned post, blank blogs, racists, homophobics, transphobics, etc., feeders/feedees, fat fetishists
this is a work in progress more to come ✨🥰
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efingart · 5 months ago
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Happy Belated Birthday E! Hope you have a wonderful year ahead <3 and here's a little gift for you *(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*ଘ
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Hope you like it!
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OH MY GOD LOOK AT THEM
THEY'RE SO CUTE IN YOUR STYLE SLEEPY AND THEY LOOK SO HAPPY!!! I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU!!!
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YOU'RE SO SWEET 💙💙💙
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crazyunsexycool · 4 months ago
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Bucky getting Handsy with Sugar - Sugar you're so pretty 😏
Lottie who came back from school out of nowhere - Yes daddy mama is so pretty 😍
The amount of times Lottie has Cockblocked Bucky and Sugar is unimaginable 😂😭
😂😂😂😂 She’s the reason she doesn’t have a baby sissy…
Getting Blocked…
Warnings: implied smut. mentioned edging/orgasm denial
Bucky had been on a mission for three weeks and to say he missed you was an understatement. Of course he missed his family but he was dying to see you, feel you and just have his way with you as many times as possible.
Bucky rushes out of the meeting room after the debrief and heads home. He hears you moving around in the kitchen and he quickly makes his way to you. You don’t even get a chance to say hello before he’s pulling you in and his lips crash into yours. Bucky only pulls away to leave a trail of kissing down your neck after leaving you breathless.
“I missed you too.” You mumble as you tilt your head to the side so that he can have better access.
“I missed you so much, sugar.” He mutters against your skin. His hands roam your figure and relishing how your curves fit perfectly against him. “I need you right now.”
You giggle as the scruff of his beard tickle your sensitive skin.
“You are so beautiful.”
“She’s the pwettiest mama ever.” Lottie says innocently as she moves around the kitchen island. Her eyes light up at seeing her dad after three weeks and her smile is radiant.
But as happy as Bucky is to see her he’s also frustrated. You can’t help but laugh at conflicting look on his face so you help him out by stepping around him and picking Lottie up. It gives him a minute or two to cool down.
“Hi doll, I missed you soooooo much.” He says once he has the situation under control.
"I missed you daddy." Lottie says while peppering kisses all over his face.
"Now, what are you doing home in the middle of the week, shouldn't you be at school?"
"They let the kids out early today." You say while biting back a smile.
"Of course they did." Bucky grumbles.
"Why don't you go shower and change and we can hang out later."
"Yeah, I'll do that." Bucky nods as he sets Lottie on her feet. He grumbles all the way up the stairs.
****
Bucky had just taken off his shirt in the bathroom when the door opened and closed quickly. You gave him a sly smile as your wrapped your arms around his neck and pulled him down for a kiss.
“So what was this whole ‘I need you right now’ thing you were saying?” You mumble against his lips.
“Don’t tease me, Sugar.”
You smirk as your hands travel over Bucky’s chest and down his abs to his pants. His breath hitches as you undo the button and zipper. He can’t contain himself as he starts to get hard under your touch. But just as you’re about to get on your knees for him there’s a small knock on the bathroom door.
“Mama?” Lottie calls out. There’s a strain in her voice that lets you know something is wrong. “I dwopped my juice.”
Bucky throws his head back and groans as you pull away from him.
“I’ll be right out sweet Angel.”
“Mama, my dwess is Sticky. I don’t wike it.”
“Go to your bathroom and I’ll be right there.” You say and wait for the little ‘Kay’ she gives.
“I’ll make it up to you, I promise.” You give him a quick kiss before leaving him alone in the bathroom.
****
Bucky had never been more excited for bedtime than at this moment. Once the kids were in bed he’d have you all to himself. He was more than happy to read an extra story if it meant the kids would be completely asleep and he could have uninterrupted time with you.
You’re already in bed waiting for Bucky when he walks in and locks the door. His eyes darken as he takes in your figure on the bed. Bucky doesn’t waste his time walking over to you.
“Where were we before we were so rudely interrupted?” You murmur as Bucky settles over you.
His lips are on yours in a flash. You both pour all your love into the kiss. Bucky’s hands travel up and down your body before his lips do the same. You sigh happily at finally having him close again after 3 weeks. Unfortunately for both of you there’s another knock at the door.
Bucky almost growls as he rests his forehead against your midsection. He’s so close to what he needs the most but he can’t have it, he can’t have you right now.
“Friday, unlock the door.” Bucky grumbles as he moves to his side of the bed.
Lottie’s sleepy form stands in the doorway, pink teddy bear in hand.
“What’s wrong doll?” Bucky asks as Lottie makes her way over to his side.
“Can habe seepover? I missed you daddy.”
Man’s Bucky’s heart melts at the sleepy confession. And who is he to deny his doll anything? Bucky looks over to you to find that you were trying not to laugh as he pulled Lottie up and sat her down between you too.
“Can I sleep here too?” Henry’s question made you yelp since you hadn’t seen him come in. He giggles sleepily as he starts climbing over you without waiting for an answer.
So Bucky’s first night back is spent with the three of you cuddled up in bed. He can’t be completely disappointed though, just a little frustrated.
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The next day Bucky woke up to an empty bed. He knew you would have taken the kids to school to let him sleep in more. So he went about his morning as usual. Bucky had some coffee, did some exercise and worked on a few reports in his office. At around 11 am he gets a text from you to come home so he finishes up and heads back.
"Sugar? Is everything alright?" Bucky calls out as he walks in.
"Everything's good."
Bucky walks further into your shared home only to stop in his tracks when he finds you at the bottom of the stairs waiting for him. You were wearing nothing but a robe, hair and make up done. His eyes went straight to your red painted lips.
"Are you going somewhere?"
"Nope. We are staying right here. Steve asked if he could pick up the kids from school and have a sleepover and who was I to deny that request?" You smirk. "Isn't that so nice of him?"
Bucky nods dumbly in response. His body already reacting to the implication that you'll have the rest of the day to yourselves. He's been dying to get his hands on you and showed you just how much he's missed you. But of course it couldn't be that easy. He takes one step towards you and feels like he's being held back, specifically by his left are. Bucky looks at the offending appendage in confusion before he looks back at you.
"Easy there tiger. I spent all morning getting ready for you and you're planning to throw me over your shoulder like a cave man?"
You were the one holding him back. Bucky's eyes darken as he stares you down. His jaw goes slack as you take off the robe and show off the lingerie you were wearing just for him. You looked divine but Bucky wanted to wipe off that little smug smirk you had.
"Sugar, if you don't let me go right now, I won't let you come."
Just like that you let him go. Bucky didn't waste any more time, he marched towards you and did exactly what you said and threw you over his shoulder. You couldn't help but laugh as he practically ran up the stairs and threw you on the bed.
Bucky sighed in relief as he took off his shirt and looked down at you. "Finally, just you and me."
You sit up and help Bucky get rid of his pants. As he begins to kiss you the doorbell rings and he groans.
"You have got to be kidding me. I'm going to murder whoever is on the other side of the door." Bucky says as he starts to get up.
He only stops when you start laughing. Bucky's eyes narrow in suspicion the longer and harder you laugh.
"Was that you?" He asks.
"I'm sorry. I had to do it. You should've seen your face." You start laughing again.
"Oh Sugar, you really shouldn't have done that." The tone in his voice has you stop. He wraps his fingers around your ankle and pulls you towards him. "Now you're really gonna get it."
"I hope so."
Bucky smirks. He takes his time with you. Maybe he even brings you right to the edge of bliss but stops before you're able to orgasm. You pout and tell him it's not fair. But he doesn't budge. Bucky keeps his promise and doesn't let you come, only a few times though.
After he's made his point he shows you just how much he missed you those three weeks. And most importantly, there are no little cockblockers around to stop him.
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star1117-archives · 2 years ago
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Hybrid!yandere ateez jealous because they smell another hybrid on you 👉👈👀please.
Sorry that it’s been over a year 💀 I was gonna make this into a series but I’m just gonna try and upload a few more things before I consider going inactive
dragon!hybrid!seonghwa x bunny!y/n
cw: jealousy, marking, mentions of another idol (nct’s jeno)
𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐘𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐄 + 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓 ♡ -𝟏𝟔’𝐬 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐍𝐈
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he was in pure disbelief at first
as one of the senior members of the hybrid community in your area, he had quite a few affiliations within it and recognised most hybrid’s scents
which was why he was so shocked to smell the notorious Lee Jeno all over his cute little bunny
Jeno was known far and wide for his promiscuity, leaving many hybrids of all types feeling empty and broken-hearted after he became bored
all that aside, it felt wrong on so many levels for a wolf to be preying on his sweet little bunny, especially with Jeno’s natural disposition to hunt you
so his gaze turned cold when you fidgeted uncomfortably, knowing Seonghwa could smell Jeno on you
Seonghwa’s fury began to kick in as your embarrassment made your head hang low, body shaking under his glowering. pacing to you, Seonghwa picked you up and took you to the bathroom, the action commanding, yet he still made sure to be careful with you. you shook in Seonghwa’s arms, holding on and whispering to him quietly, barely audible.
‘I told him no. He… he sniffed me quite a bit but he didn’t do anything.’
Seonghwa didn’t even look at you as he replied, jaw gritted yet tone of voice surprisingly calm.
‘If he did anything to you, he wouldn’t be around to gloat about it for long.’
the expression on Seonghwa’s face told you his words were no joke
he spent the next few hours painstakingly cleaning you over and over, Jeno’s scent gone but the feeling lingering in Seonghwa’s nostrils like a curse
Seonghwa nearly rubbed your skin raw to be rid of Lee fucking Jeno, only stopping when you whimpered quietly, ears drooping as you shook in the now-cold bath water
‘H-hwa… hurts-s.’
sighing, Seonghwa pressed an apologetic kiss to your forehead before letting his fingers scratch behind your ears in your favourite spot. that precious smile he’d withheld all day broke free from his mask of neutral displeasure, much to your delight. your ears perked up in response, melting under his touch as he hummed quietly before speaking.
‘you’d never leave me, right bun?’
eagerly nodding, you beamed up at him before extending your pinky to him.
‘promise!’
he interlocked his finger with yours, pressing your thumbs together as you beamed up at him. Seonghwa looked you over one more time before grabbing a towel and wrapping it around you, helping you get out the bath soon after. shivering in the cold, you happily jumped into Seonghwa’s arms when he opened them, resting your head on his chest and feeling his strong heartbeat as he murmured quietly to you. 
‘maybe you should… take some time off from the cafe.’
when he saw your confused expression, Seonghwa elaborated.
‘if Jeno comes to you while you’re working, you’ll basically be stuck there. He might be more… brazen than sniffing.’
your eyes widened at this, fear grasping them just as Seonghwa had expected. you were easy to manipulate, he just had to make Jeno into the big bad wolf and himself into the protector.
‘you’re right, Hwa… I-.. It’s for the best.’
Seonghwa gave you an approving smile and rewarded you with a scratch behind your ears, watching dotingly as you snuggled into his chest with a warm smile.
‘my poor little bunny… I’ll keep you safe, hm?’
giving him a small kiss to his cheek, you gazed at him with stars in your eyes, totally smitten.
‘thank you, Seonghwa. Thank you for keeping me safe.’
Seonghwa reciprocated with a short but sweet kiss to your lips, his gaze holding the same if not stronger intensity.
‘I’ll always keep you safe bun, I’ll keep you safe till my very last breath. I won’t let anything happen to you.’
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ncityprincess · 1 year ago
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Can you do how's Ten in bed? If it's not a hassle, Xiaojun and Hendery too? 👉🏼👈🏼
How Ten is in bed
minors do not interact!
-ugh ten😮‍💨
-he’s such an amazing dancer which makes me think he would be AMAZING in bed
-he has such a natural swag and fluidness to him that would definitely translate to the bedroom
-i think he would be very good as adapting to your wants and needs
-if you’re feeling like a little brat, he’s willing to slap you around and put you in your place
-he would bend you over the bed and pound you until sunrise
-if you’re feeling vulnerable he can be romantic and make love to you
-he would whisper the most gentle and sweet things in your ear
-he wouldn’t skimp out on caressing all over your body either
-hell, maybe ten is the one who is being a brat today
-then he would absolutely take whatever punishments you’re ready to dish out
-he transforms through sex and uses it to release his emotions
-but it’s also just really fun for him
-i could see him really taking his time when it comes to oral
-he would live for all of the little moans that tumble out of your mouth
-sometimes he likes to wake you up in the morning by eating you out (with prior consent of course)
-something about the sun peeking into the window and the quiet atmosphere of the morning just makes him want to feel you
-he needs to have eye contact with you while you’re having sex
-he loves go study your faces and see what turns you on the most
-he’s not shy when it comes to being vocal too
-will say the nastiest things imaginable and will moan even louder than you sometimes
-i think he would love shower sex, or just sec in unconventional ish places
-the spontaneity drives him crazy
- he is someone that can go for roundssss
-by the time you guys are done for good you’re both too spent to even clean up
-you only have the energy to wrap your limbs around each other and peacefully fall asleep <3
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eternelle-chenille · 6 months ago
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Envoyées en juillet 2024 🦋
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hoe4hotchner · 1 month ago
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Extremely underrated Hotch interaction: the end of S4 E11 when JJ brings in baby Henry and Morgan's holding him.
Morgan: he is smiling at Derek Morgan!
Garcia and Prentiss: gas.
Then
JJ, to Hotch: you're smiling!
Hotch: gas.
We as a fandom dont appreciate how goofy that man is.
Hotch is the biggest goofball!!!!!
And he’s kind of awkward too when not in BAU setting.
Remember when Beth was inviting him out? He was so sweet and awkward 😊🌸💕
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aurynne · 2 years ago
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homestuck is longer than the bible
this is absolutely crazy information to me. i almost couldn’t believe that i just HAD to look it up and wow
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THERE’S ACTUALLY NO WAY???? LIKE IM CHRISTIAN AND STILL HAVEN’T MADE IT THROUGH TWO FULL BOOKS IN THE BIBLE YET. THIS IS INSANE
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dalkyeom · 2 years ago
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welcome to trying procreate chia haha 😂
😭 can’f believe I’m going back to that rodeo! I’ve used it on/off for 3 years bc idk how to use it
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nymphomatique · 1 year ago
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nerdy, loser miguel so pussy starved and hungry, eating you out with his whole soul, but you just keep degrading him, one hand yanking at his hair and shoving him back down every time he breaches for air and hissing at him because “come on, nerd, you’re the one that begged me for a taste. now do it right or get the fuck out.”
im so normal about this your au is feeding me 🫶🏻
totally not going insane over this ask btw ❤️
cw: munch!miguel makes his return, cunnilingus, fem orgasm, praise, hair pulling, nerd miguel EATS, slight d/s dynamics, one singular slap in the face (sorry)
i can’t like omg imagine his glasses on his head while he’s trying his best to please u :( but you’re his first so he doesn’t know what to do so he tries to lick like he’s seen in the porn videos (which he won’t admit) he watches.
and you’re sooo frustrated because what kind of man doesn’t know where the clit is?? even though miguel means while you won’t stand for it as long as he’s your property!
“been beggin’ to eat my pussy and you’re just waffling down there. pissing me off,” you huff. you grab his head by a handful of his hair and pull him to where his mouth is directly above your clit. “see that? can’t even call you four eyes with your glasses on your head n’all. make sure your mouth stays there. got it?” miguel nods feverishly and looks down expectantly. “you can start again.” you allow him and this time it feels different.
a good different.
you can’t help but you let out a gasp as the expanse of miguel’s tongue licks and sucks on your clit passionately. “f-fuck, you’re doing so good for your mistress right now. keep going.” you breath out, gripping his hair even tighter and pulling him into your sopping wetness.
“taste so good, mmhp,” he moans into you, his hands moving from their place under him to grip at the expanse of your thighs rather tightly. he licks up and down and even sticks his tongue into you, which makes you squeal and close your legs around his head. wordlessly he pushes them apart and pins them down, lifting your pelvis in the process, a small oh! leaving your mouth at his display of strength.
miguel looks at you with a dazed expression on his face before he goes back to licking into your cunt, his nose bumping into your clit as he explores you with his tongue. you can’t control your moans anymore, letting out babbles of “fuuuckkk right there, oh my god miguel- so fucking good for me,” amongst other praises.
“g-gonna come, slow down a bit,” you exhale weakly, feeling the pleasure begin to burn and overwhelm you. but he doesn’t stop, he keeps going as if he’s in a trance, your pulling and pushing at his hair leaving no impression on him.
“oh- oh my god i’m cumming!” you moan out, your whole lower body convulsing. miguel seems to have snapped out of whatever trace he was in and you meet his brown eyes that seem shy once again. his lips are covered in your cum, his cheeks flushed, his skin glowing with the slight sheen of sweat, his hair perfectly tousled thanks to you with his signature black frames sitting atop his head. he has the audacity to ask “d-did i do good?”
you smack him in his face for asking such a stupid fucking question.
you pretend you don’t see his boner after that.
can u tell i got carried away after the first two sentences cus LMAO
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sebsxphia · 2 years ago
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admiral jake when you’re wearing a sundress..
→ warnings: breeding kink and sex.
→ authors notes: tee hee! thank you so much for this incredible thot, my dear anon! 💌
i can picture this on a sunday morning. you’re getting ready to visit admiral cyclone and his family. since jake became an admiral himself, a far greater respect had been built up between the two of them.
jake was tying your little girls shoes as he asked with a smile, “where’s your mama, hm?”
she squealed in response as she saw you coming through the doorway, with your barely one year old little boy attached to your hip.
“here i am!” you cheerfully replied.
jake looked up and immediately his throat went dry. he licked at his bottom lip to try and gather some salvia as he took in the breathtaking sight of you.
suddenly, he was back in the hard deck when he met you for the first time and you were wearing a pretty little sundress.
it was the first time that you had worn one this year and jake could feel himself twitch. it covered and hugged every inch and every curve of your body. it wasn’t revealing by any means, but jake thought that you might as well have worn his favourite set of lingerie.
once all four of you were ready to leave, jake gave you a soft kiss on your lips and caught your ear.
“do you remember what happened when you wore that last?”
“mhm, he’s right here.” you chided with an all knowing smirk and squeezing at your little boy on your hip.
jake let out a low grunt and squeezed at your ass through your sundress. you had to bite down hard on your bottom lip to stop the squeal escaping you.
the day had gone by in a flurry and went off without a hitch.
jake now had your hair fisted in his palm and another gripping onto your hip. he was scrunching up your sundress material into his knuckles as he fucked you deeply from behind on your shared bed, with your kids fast asleep.
“so fuckin’ pretty for your admiral, aren’t you sweets? you goin’ to give your admiral permission to breed you again?”
the illusion of family dad jake was shattered.
this was admiral jake fucking you within an inch of your life.
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etherealhoneypie · 2 months ago
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I second this I’m on my knees begging for a bush update🥺
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good!! stay right there 😌
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efingart · 7 months ago
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Sending it here to you as well hehe. I love them 🥰❤️
Alyyyyyyy I know I told you before but this is so gorgeous, so beautiful. I'm in love and obsessed 💙💙💙 His expression is killing me. Thank you so much lovely, it was such a nice surprise to get. Your art is so amazing!!
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