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[yungnitsch]

hoor mijn geschater

dan kent men jouw gelach ook

daar kom ik vandaan

[therukurals]

இன்னிய தமிழ் புத்தாண்டு நல்வழ்த்துக்கள் தோழர்கள்.

Happy New Year 🎊

[rahleigh]

staring at Riley Oxenfree II with love in my eyes, giving Riley Oxenfree II a warm beverage

[bonnieventure]

THIS or THAT pt. 27

POPEYE 💪 or BETTY BOOP 💃 TOP RAMEN 🟨 or CUP NOODLES 🍜 TIGER'S BLOOD 🍧 or DRAGON'S BLOOD 🪔 FULL MOON 🌕 or CRESCENT MOON 🌙 OUIJA BOARD ♠ or SPIRIT BOX 📻 DALMATION 🚒 or GERMAN SHEPHERD 🐕‍🦺 STACY'S MOM 👩‍👧 or JESSE'S GIRL 👫 YELLOW 🟡 or WHITE ⚪ FEBRUARY 💘 or MARCH ☘ LEPRECHAUN'S GOLD 💰 or GENIE'S WISH 🧞 BABY BOTTLE POP 🍼 or RING POP CANDY 💍 COUGH 😷 or SNEEZE 🤧 CIRCLE 🔴 or TRIANGLE 🔺 PHYSICS ⚛ or ENGINEERING ⚙ CAPRICORN ♑ or SCORPIO ♏ RUM RAISIN 🥃 or CHERRY CORDIAL 🍒 FRED 🚐 or SHAGGY 🥪 LOVE LETTER 💌 or LOVE SONG 🎼 GECKO 🦎 or IGUANA 🐲

[wonibow]

Ahem, ahem.. cough... cough again...

My munchkitty, my witchy wonyo, my bun, my lidol angel who never turns 18.

The girlies, are reinstating dominance.

omg if it isn't my beloved and most talented and most bluey sparkly witchy mumzie!! 🥰

psst, you forgot angelpop too! and love bundle~ munchkitty is a new one hehe but i love ittt~ i should find another name for you but i also feel like calling you anything that isn't mumzie is forbidden–

ahsjsj i will never turn 18 it seems, nobody is letting me grow up smh 😔

the girlies will win!! 🤺

[ichangeintothemule]

our chat with mom is just 💘💝💖💗💓💌💞💕💟❣️💚🧡❤💛💙💜😻🥰😘 convention

[casper4ps1]

God made us headmates because he couldn’t handle us as sisters

[arctic-blade]

takita on X: "👩‍👧!! https://t.co/nGoLw1mD48" / X

[kaleidoscopeaglow]

hey sorry i can’t hang out tonight i realized how similar i am to my mom and so i tried to quit my meds cold turkey and now i’m pretty sure i’m having mini seizures

[toydreamer]

Every mother’s greatest gift 💚💙👩‍👧

[jymwahuwu]

Dan Feng x assassin female reader!!😍🥰😘😍😘🥰🥰🥰

Reader is an assassin that was assigned to kill the Yinyue Jun. The reader is very confident and accidentally messed up during her mission.

She was pretending to be maid in his palace. He doesn’t realis it and fell INLOVE with her 😍😍😍😍😍😍 He flirt and tried to court her several times. But she just tried to ignore him but then realizes this could be a chance to kill him. So she acted shy and pretend to like him back UwU

One day, Dan feng asked reader to come to his room to ‘accompany’ him. She thought that she will just need to sit next to him and hear him talk. So she said yes. What she didn’t know is that he was planning to breed her 😩😩😩😩😳😳😳

When she arrived she was quickly thrown to his bed. Then he begin breeding process.(can u explain it in full detail explicitly 😚☺️🥰😘😘😘🫶🫶) At the end her two holes were filled with his seed.

Later he found out she was an assassin and ‘punish her’ U3U💅💅

They got married since she’s pregnant shockingly

👩‍👧< Her holding Bailu🤟👁️👄👁️🤟

My first reaction was that those assassin attempts were bound to turn into comedy and be misunderstood 🤭

CW: yandere, non-con, forced breeding, pregnancy, assassination, fem reader

You may have taken on this mission for some reason, perhaps because you were threatened or because you were waiting for money to save someone important. knew Imbibitor Lunae didn't deserve any of this, but you had no choice...

But maybe the Aeon Elation is playing tricks on you in the universe, and your assassination method is completely comic- Everything you do is considered a friendly signal or an expression of affection. You hide the knife in the void device. This can be summoned at any time using some kind of space technology and wielded towards the mission target.

However, the moment you were about to summon the sword, Dan Feng turned his head, took your hand, and enjoyed the garden with you. He thought your gesture was some form of waving hello. It's so sweet of you to show kindness like that. What's even more shocking is that he can weave a beautiful and delicate chaplet for you in just a few seconds and put it on your hair without any expression-

You (wearing a chaplet):???????

You took over the kitchen duties and put the medicine in his dinner. However, Dan Feng changed his mind temporarily. He only took you, one of his maids, on a Starskiff, traveling light years away and entering an exotic restaurant. The dinner you prepared is completely useless. The waiter will lead you to your seat. Under the candlelight, Dan Feng chats softly with you. You were confused, but nodded occasionally. He is very satisfied and thinks you are gentle and considerate, the most suitable candidate for his wife.

After these speechless moments, you gradually realize that Dan Feng is pursuing you.

That day, as always, you needed to be there for him. Dan Feng has not had any inappropriate physical contact with you in the past few months, so you think this is just an ordinary "company". However, it was different in the High Elder's mind. That day is the traditional day of fertility and mating in Vidyadhara…people look for partners to mate, and dating on that day means they are willing to mate. The appearance of your figure at the door was like the light of fireworks, igniting the happiness in High Elder's heart, but he just pursed his lips and did not show too much joy. His hands slide to your waist from your shoulders, leaning in close and pecking your lips.

"Wait-wait, my lord!"

Unbutton your maid uniform and lift it open. Your breasts are quietly wrapped in the bra, waiting to be rubbed. In the flash of clouds and rain, you vaguely witnessed him transform back into his full dragon form several times, his tail spreading and squirming around your body like it's entangled with prey. There… there were two of them, both vigorously erect against your belly. This will be a preview of how deep it will go next. You gasped. All intentions disappeared. You are inevitably aroused by the explicit visual sight before you. There's an unfamiliar, warm twitching in your vagina. You…can't believe you ever wanted to assassinate such a dragon. And this is his true form. Did he find out?

"I will turn myself in...don't do this..."

Your words confused him as the non-human cock sank into your pussy until it bottomed out, but the words were lost in moans and whimpers. The testicles press against your sensitive, glistening petals, and the cock is loud, ravaging the wet and sore vagina. The thrusting melody swayed together with the tail. Until a seemingly ordinary thrust penetrates deeper than ever before, pushing against the opening of your cervix and erupting dragon seeds, spinning and knotting.

After this mating, Dan Feng learned of your true identity and intentions. He knew he had to give you some punishment, and that included more mating…

Dan Feng took care of the scum who sent you to assassinate him, and paid off your debts and medical bills.

A few months later, Dan Feng is holding your shoulders as you sit on the water bed with a baby dragon in your arms.

[wonibow]

Now, I know you didn't expose the pitats 😔🤚 you're grounded. No caprisun for a week and you better bet your ass mustacho 2.0 isn't going to be around either.

(note the full stop punctuation)

- mumzie ‎♡ ◜◡◝

h e y !! :c i didn't expose the story behind them wdym 💔 if anyone gets them before us, we can copyright strike them irl and take them to court! i can't believe you resurrected from the dead just to ground me hmph

(it's been noted and i trembled in my pinky cowgirl boots >.<)

[rosizoitsa]

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[fisshbones]

Things genshin women do that are annoying.

[Furina, Mona, Lynette, Lumine+Paimon, Yomiya] gn! reader. Fluff, kinda crack ngl

a/n: im gonna post my works here instead of my main page because it’s less cluttered here. Also first real attempt at writing.

Furina: 🍰

You know the annoying birthday tradition where you’re blowing out your birthday candles, then someone comes up behind you and smashes your head in the cake? Yeah she does that. Yet she HATES having it happen to her. What a hypocrite 😒 She gets a back up cake though if that makes you feel better.

Yoimiya: 🧨

Accidentally set you on fire once… maybe twice or more.. 🔥 Look it’s not on purpose so I forgive her !! Sometimes she just doesn’t realize how close you are to the firework :( I personally hc that she’s got poor depth perception. And that comes into play here. It’s annoying but it’s forgivable 😕 She loves you and fireworks, sometimes she just overlooks the fact you’re a little bit too close to said firework.

Mona: 🌌

Burps loudly then blames it on you. You decide to take her to a nice restaurant because she’s broke and you’re a good s/o. How does she pay you back? By letting out the loudest stankiest burp then blaming on you. 🤢 People are whispering to each other how it’s so rude of you to not even say “excuse me” especially in a fancy establishment. Thanks Mona.

Lynette: ☕️

Probably the least annoying offender here. She sneaks up behind you constantly 👻 She’s not doing it intentionally, she’s just a quiet person yk? But nonetheless she’s still scares tf outta you sometimes. You’ll be outside gardening or something and she’ll quietly put her hand on your shoulder to pull you towards her. Now you’re thinking about get kidnapped by some of her enemies. 😓 Panic attack aside… Happy to see you Lynette!

Lumine: ✨

Okay Lumine doesn’t embarrass you (often), but Paimon does. And since they come in a package, if you want her you’re also going to get Paimon too.👩‍👧Between the micro aggressions with the people of Sumeru and constantly walking into your guy’s intimate moments; she is constantly embarrassing you. But Lumine adds on to the embarrassment by NEVER CORRECTING THAT FLYING LAVENDER MELON 🍈 Just tell her to stop being so rude sometimes and let me live in peace!!!

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