rahleigh
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star trek 2009 is A Good Movie.
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a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees
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when the gloves come off in hockey and the players reveal their dainty lil hands
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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say what you will about dungeon meshi but if i put my full squeamish pussy into gathering each & every bone of my digested girlfriend, painstakingly arranging them, and then using my blood to illegally reconstruct a whole new body for her. only for some preteen monarchist with alexandria's genesis to fucking UNDO all of it in favor of fusing her with the giant lizard that killed her instead. brother you would see me on the news
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we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh
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