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forget herding, hunting, retrieving, guarding, companionship. the REAL most valuable work a dog can do is when you accidentally spill food on the floor and you can just point at it and go "hey eat this."

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10/10 - "all is gone, none is won"

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Figured i could post the original 2021 moonicorn

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the sun won't consume the earth for another 5-7 billion years.. plenty of time to chill (chills for 5-7 billion years) ah - the sun!!

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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yeah you caught me im actually in the pocket of Big Body Hair. they're paying me crazy amounts of money to brainwash impressionable women into ruining their bodies by not shaving their legs.

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It's been a while since I last posted here. What are these practices about? Nothing in particular, to be honest—just a series of random themes that caught my interest while scrolling through Pinterest in search of inspiration.

Luckily for you, I recorded every single one of these practices, and I’ve shared those process videos along with my brushes and access to hand-picked reference pictures.

Come and join me on Patreon—learn with me! And if you're not an artist but you enjoy this kind of art, I invite you to support me so I can keep creating like this on a regular basis.

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abnormally large trees please lend me some of your centuries worth of wisdom

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this is what GOOD pussy sounds like [geiger counter noises]

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The horse that i rode in on: What the fuck did i do???

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A strange and silent angel came to greet you in the field.

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i found three of these in my drafts and then immediately got possessed by a goblin to make five more. happy wayne gretzky obliteration day or whatever xoxo

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I love them so much, I'm so happy

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I had a dream where I uncovered that jd vance killed jonbenet ramsey