#👑 | so long gay bowser! / crack

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@plasticsouled SO REMEMBER THAT ONE WALUIGI QUOTE

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             “Alright Alright, I guess I need to... make this somewhat organized.” Ah, finally, some sense knocked into him!

             “To those who would like to stay for a bit longer, you will get a free dress and a crown. The others may leave.” ... I swear to GOD.

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           “Nice argument... But unfortunately...” Snatches and runs away giggling.

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".... Balls." Thank you Bowser very cool

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             “Oh puh-lease! I eat tin cans like you for breakfast!” No, he doesn’t. “I wouldn’t even dare to stick my claw on metal to ruin its perfect shape.” Yes, he would. Both Nefariouses are proof of it.

             “And — hey, at least people desire me and wouldn’t worry about hurting themselves against my skin!”

             “And ye think ye didn’t offend my people with that? We ain’t machines, we ain’t souless like ye think we are.”

             “Plus, yer breath must stink of rotten sulfur.”

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... don't say it. Bowser. Don't-

"I could take that hunter easily." God dammit

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Hey Belle. Hey. Hey Belle. He's available you know?

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^ possibly a bear.

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             “Oh don’t remind me.... Junior calls me the ‘alpha male’ of Mushroom Kingdom or something.”

"i was told this was a new, modern greeting that the kids say these days! ... was i wrong?"

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             “Ha! See? Green Stache called me handsome! Take that!”

             “.... Wait...”

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             Aggressively brushing his entire mouth with lava

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             Staring contest but he’s looking at people like this.

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"Deal." Bowser, no.

"Wrong castle, but I can be your Princess~"

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             “....”

        “DO YOU REMEMBER?”

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so how does Bowser handle them balls? 😏